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Redditor Post Bizzare But Kind Of Interesting Theory That David Bowie Predicted Kanye Went To Be A Musical Icon

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David Bowie's 5th album 'The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust' was released June 6th, 1972. The album cover has David posing in front of a store called "K. West". https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/ZiggyStardust.jpg The first track on this album is called "Five Years" Five years from June 1972 is June 1977 June 8th 1977 Kanye West is born. David Bowie's final album "Blackstar" (Kanye is literally a black star) on the first track titled 'Blackstar' he says: Something happened on the day he died Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried (I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar) ​How many times does an angel fall? How many people lie instead of talking tall? He trod on sacred ground, he cried loud into the crowd (I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar, I’m not a gangster) https://youtu.be/kszLwBaC4Sw?t=4m40s The third track is titled 'Lazarus' The third track on Kanye's most recent album 'yeezus' is called "I am God". Bowie's Lazarus shows a bed-bound Bowie playing a man struggling to overcome illness. - Lazarus is the biblical narrative found in chapter 11 of the Gospel of John. Lazarus, a follower in Jesus becomes ill and dies and is placed in a tomb. Jesus comes to the tomb, and has them roll the stone away from the entrance and says a prayer. He then calls Lazarus to come out and Lazarus does so, still wrapped in his grave-cloths. Third track on Bowie's latest album - Lazarus Third track on Kanye's latest album - I am god Three days before Bowie's death Kanye Co-Writes & Co-Produces a track called "Reaper" released on January 7, January 10th, three days later Bowie Dies. Kanye is here to replace Bowie.

Reddit/r/Conspiracy– David Bowie’s 5th album ‘The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust’ was released June 6th, 1972. The album cover has David posing in front of a store called “K. West”. The first track on this album is called “Five Years” Five years from June 1972 is June 1977 June 8th 1977 Kanye West is born. David Bowie’s final album “Blackstar” (Kanye is literally a black star) on the first track titled ‘Blackstar’ he says:
Something happened on the day he died
Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside
Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried
(I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar)
​How many times does an angel fall?
How many people lie instead of talking tall?
He trod on sacred ground, he cried loud into the crowd
(I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar, I’m not a gangster)
https://youtu.be/kszLwBaC4Sw?t=4m40s
The third track is titled ‘Lazarus’ The third track on Kanye’s most recent album ‘yeezus’ is called “I am God”. Bowie’s Lazarus shows a bed-bound Bowie playing a man struggling to overcome illness. – Lazarus is the biblical narrative found in chapter 11 of the Gospel of John. Lazarus, a follower in Jesus becomes ill and dies and is placed in a tomb. Jesus comes to the tomb, and has them roll the stone away from the entrance and says a prayer. He then calls Lazarus to come out and Lazarus does so, still wrapped in his grave-cloths.
Third track on Bowie’s latest album – Lazarus Third track on Kanye’s latest album – I am god Three days before Bowie’s death Kanye Co-Writes & Co-Produces a track called “Reaper” released on January 7, January 10th, three days later Bowie Dies.
Kanye is here to replace Bowie.

One thing I love is weird conspiracies that involve our culture. Sure I love conspiracies and myths about other things, but when it involves a pop culture icon, it gets me every time like Tupac’s 7 Day Thoery. This one here is so just compelling enough to me for some reason. Two music icons with a wacky sense of fashion and it comes down to religious undertones. Yea i guess it could just be two rich pop icons that think so much of them selves that they name their album tracks as religious figures and it all just happens to play out. But the other stuff about the 5 years and the K. West sign is compelling enough to make me wonder how the hell did stars alight to make it all come true. I need to know and I almost feel like flying to the Vatican and getting The Pope’s opinion on this. These aren’t made up bible stories told to kids to keep them from fucking chicks before their married. This is like real life rebirth of a musical Christ unfolding right before our eyes. You can also make an argument i think that Lazarus’s grave-clothes probably look like the $500 dollar rags Kanye is putting out in the fashion world. Its a conspiracy i tell ya!

Barriere Chamber Of Commerce’s Website Being Held At Ransom By A Porn Site

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KAMLOOPS, British Columbia, Jan. 15 (UPI) -- The web domain for Barriere Chamber of Commerce in British Columbia, Canada was taken over by a pornographic website. A post on the chamber's Facebook page warned members and other visitors that the original domain name had been compromised and directed users to their new domain at www.barrierechamberofcommerce.com. "The original domain name of barrier chamber has been grabbed by a unscrupulous company that has it forwarding to a very vile and disgusting site," the post stated. "They are trying to extort $10,000 from us to get it back." The chamber urged users not to visit the old domain and also warned that the top search result on Google would lead to the stolen domain. Chamber administrator told CBC News that the chamber lost it's domain after forgetting to set up their GoDaddy account for automatic renewal, allowing adult site PornoLaba to purchase the domain in an attempt to extort the chamber. "I've contacted the person who bought the site and registered it. He came back with $9,700 to buy the site back. It's a $20 domain!" Downing said. "I told him we're a chamber of commerce in a little tiny town of 1,000 people. We don't have that kind of money." The chamber still holds other similar domains that will redirect to the correct site, and encouraged members and other users to change any links on their websites leading to the old domain.

KAMLOOPS, British Columbia, Jan. 15 (UPI) — The web domain for Barriere Chamber of Commerce in British Columbia, Canada was taken over by a pornographic website.
A post on the chamber’s Facebook page warned members and other visitors that the original domain name had been compromised and directed users to their new domain at http://www.barrierechamberofcommerce.com.
“The original domain name of barrier chamber has been grabbed by a unscrupulous company that has it forwarding to a very vile and disgusting site,” the post stated. “They are trying to extort $10,000 from us to get it back.”
The chamber urged users not to visit the old domain and also warned that the top search result on Google would lead to the stolen domain.
Chamber administrator told CBC News that the chamber lost it’s domain after forgetting to set up their GoDaddy account for automatic renewal, allowing adult site PornoLaba to purchase the domain in an attempt to extort the chamber.
“I’ve contacted the person who bought the site and registered it. He came back with $9,700 to buy the site back. It’s a $20 domain!” Downing said. “I told him we’re a chamber of commerce in a little tiny town of 1,000 people. We don’t have that kind of money.”
The chamber still holds other similar domains that will redirect to the correct site, and encouraged members and other users to change any links on their websites leading to the old domain.

Oh well thats awkward. Somewhere out there, there’s probably some 6th grader doing some bullshit report on commerce in their town of Barriere, trying to gather sources for their MLA style paper an then when they go to Barriere Chambers of Commerce website they’re probably expected some diatribe they can copy and paste and reword to not plagiarizer but then out of no where instead of a very professional looking site they get this:

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Now your get distracted with looking at a variety of porno, your laptop is loaded virus, and you flunk your paper. Tough break. But listen rules of commerce 101. If you want a functioning website and no bad publicity, then don’t go getting your website hijacked by a Pornolaba. Pay up the money and keep the money flowing. Can’t go getting cukolded by a porn site and not pay especially when its your fault you just forgot to renew the goDaddy account. Rookie move.

Ex-Power Ranger Was Arrested For Stabbing His Room-mate To Death With A Sword

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Variety- Former “Power Rangers Samurai” star Ricardo Medina was arrested Thursday morning and charged with the 2015 stabbing murder of his roommate, the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office announced. Medina has been charged with one count of murder for the fatal stabbing of Josh Sutter at his house in Palmdale, Calif., on Jan. 31, 2015. The two allegedly got into an argument over Medina’s girlfriend, and Medina apparently stabbed Sutter multiple times with a sword after the argument turned physical. Medina was arrested for the stabbing about a year ago, but claimed that it was self-defense and was released. However, he was not charged with the crime during that arrest, unlike the one that occurred on Thursday after more investigation from the DA’s office. Medina is set to be arraigned Tuesday at the Antelope Valley Branch of the Los Angeles County Superior Court. Prosecutors will ask that bail be set at $1 million. If convicted, Medina faces 26 years to life in prison. Medina starred on “Power Rangers Wild Force” as Cole Evans for 39 episodes in 2002. He would return to the franchise in 2011, playing Deker in 24 episodes of “Power Rangers Samurai.” His other acting credits include a 2003 episode of “E.R.” and a 2004 episode of “CSI: Miami.”

Variety- Former “Power Rangers Samurai” star Ricardo Medina was arrested Thursday morning and charged with the 2015 stabbing murder of his roommate, the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office announced.
Medina has been charged with one count of murder for the fatal stabbing of Josh Sutter at his house in Palmdale, Calif., on Jan. 31, 2015. The two allegedly got into an argument over Medina’s girlfriend, and Medina apparently stabbed Sutter multiple times with a sword after the argument turned physical.
Medina was arrested for the stabbing about a year ago, but claimed that it was self-defense and was released. However, he was not charged with the crime during that arrest, unlike the one that occurred on Thursday after more investigation from the DA’s office. Medina is set to be arraigned Tuesday at the Antelope Valley Branch of the Los Angeles County Superior Court. Prosecutors will ask that bail be set at $1 million. If convicted, Medina faces 26 years to life in prison.
Medina starred on “Power Rangers Wild Force” as Cole Evans for 39 episodes in 2002. He would return to the franchise in 2011, playing Deker in 24 episodes of “Power Rangers Samurai.” His other acting credits include a 2003 episode of “E.R.” and a 2004 episode of “CSI: Miami.”

Uhhhhhh, hey guy. What are you doing picking fights with a fucking Power Ranger? What are you an idiot? There’s been a few Power Ranger series now along with a few actors/actress that play them so I’m gonna generalize the small group in saying, they’re all capable of murder so don’t pick a fight with them. Sure you guys might be thinking that show was so stupid and fake blah blah blah. This isn’t about their performance of TV. This is just about the fact that you gotta be a little bit crazy to play a power ranger in real life. Got to learn basic stage combat to look somewhat like a functioning actor so they already know how to handle and are conditioned to use a weapon right? They were probably a bit of a weirdo/loser growing up hence why they would settle for a action hero show that probably hasn’t been on air for 20 years now but they keep filming anyways. That alone is a recipe for disaster, a person who gets made fun of in his dead end job but somewhat proficient with weapons. Add a dose of an adult who’s nearly 40 years old and has a samurai sword on hand and is in a room mate situation, then someone is bound to die. Simply no reason to get into that argument if you value your life.

Sidenote- Billy the blue ranger, pretty sure he was called gay at the time and could snap at any second and murder anyone.

P.s- My buddy’s girlfriend auditioned to be a power ranger like this past fall so she probably is going to kill him/me/a combination of us both/anyone really.

Woman Tries To Be A Hero Buying A Meal At A McDonalds For A Homeless Man, Turns Out He Just Looks Like A Bum

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A woman was left "mortified" in McDonalds after she bought a man eating tomato ketchup a meal because she believed he was homeless - only to discover he was an ordinary customer waiting for his meal. Claire Varin, 33, was buying breakfast in McDonalds in Halifax town centre when she saw an unshaven man with a rucksack sat at a table eating ketchup from the sauce dispenser. Fearing he was homeless and hungry, she decided to buy him a meal. As she placed it in front of him, a member of staff brought over another meal and apologised to the man for the wait. She said: "To be honest, my imagination ran away with me. 'Had this poor man been out on the streets all night? Was this the only food he would eat all day?' "Maybe he had no money and was starving. I thought only desperation could lead someone to eat ketchup. "I felt really sorry for him. It was a very cold morning and I thought how can I sit here with this meal and leave him sat there with just ketchup? "He must have been sat there for a good 10 minutes so I assumed he hadn't ordered and had just come in from the cold." She said she felt fantastic that in some way she had helped the man, but left the restaurant as quickly as she could when she discovered he was an ordinary customer. She added: "I really enjoy a McDonald's breakfast now and again, but I think I'll have to give that store a miss in the mornings in case I see that man again."

INDEPENDENT- A woman was left “mortified” in McDonalds after she bought a man eating tomato ketchup a meal because she believed he was homeless – only to discover he was an ordinary customer waiting for his meal.
Claire Varin, 33, was buying breakfast in McDonalds in Halifax town centre when she saw an unshaven man with a rucksack sat at a table eating ketchup from the sauce dispenser.
Fearing he was homeless and hungry, she decided to buy him a meal.
As she placed it in front of him, a member of staff brought over another meal and apologised to the man for the wait.
She said: “To be honest, my imagination ran away with me. ‘Had this poor man been out on the streets all night? Was this the only food he would eat all day?’
“Maybe he had no money and was starving. I thought only desperation could lead someone to eat ketchup.
“I felt really sorry for him. It was a very cold morning and I thought how can I sit here with this meal and leave him sat there with just ketchup?
“He must have been sat there for a good 10 minutes so I assumed he hadn’t ordered and had just come in from the cold.”
She said she felt fantastic that in some way she had helped the man, but left the restaurant as quickly as she could when she discovered he was an ordinary customer.
She added: “I really enjoy a McDonald’s breakfast now and again, but I think I’ll have to give that store a miss in the mornings in case I see that man again.”

This is hardly what I would consider a news story that needs publication, but that don’t mean it ain’t blog-able. Look, I don’t want to come off as a cynical asshole. I’m a nice guy. I do charitable things when i see a cause that I find interesting or hits me emotionally. But what I don’t do is make my self feel like I’m a self important asshole who wants to be seen as a better person for helping. I’m not looking to be applauded. I’m looking to going on with my day with out any complications. I almost despise these people that want to help everyone with their hands out. Well now you kind of just look like an asshole for assuming he’s a bum. And don’t get me wrong, I think in a 9 out of 10 times if you were to ask if you thought a guy with a beard raggy clothes and a rucksack eating ketchup out of a dispenser for 10 minutes, was poor or not, they would say yes. But the world is a fucked up place. A lot of people are poor and giving a guy one MickyD’s breakfast doesn’t change a thing just because you want to be one of those Random Acts of Kindness people. And sometimes there are weirdos who just eat ketchup like its water. C’est la Vie.

It’s Insane No One Cares About ABC Family Changing Their Name To “Freeform”

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I swear I think I’m the only one who cares about this, but I’m a man who doesn’t like changes, and deep down everyone i think is a little afraid of changes. If not Landslide wouldn’t be such a hit. But this “FreeformTV” change should be one that rattles people to the core. Not just talking about anyone who watches TV but like investors and stock holders and CEOs should’ve veto-ed this move. Its not a channel people watch on the reg i don’t think, but its seasonal and important for America’s pop culture landscape. Here I was scrolling through my Twitter (@EdLeeFLA5), and out of no where i saw post after post about this “FreeformTV” and thought spam accounts hacked my shit and added them self to my account. After I clicked on it and scrolled through some tweets then I realized it was ABC Family. Now I know what some of you might be thinking, “Hey Ed, what are you doing following ABC Family, are you a 15 year old girl?!” I follow it because they’re important to me and America in these cold seasons. ABC Family for the longest time has been a sneaky dark horse favorite channel because when fall hits, they get seasonal and nostalgic with their movie selections. Once October hits, its movies like Hocus Pocus, Harry Potter Marathons, Home Alone. All those movies I saw growing up show up out of no where and it brings me back to a simpler time in life. Its brand recognition. I will never get rid of ABC family because a couple of months out of a year they might occasionally show a movie I like. This “FreeformTV” can get the fuck out of my TV guide channel. Honestly how did the suits at ABC approve this? Sure lets take a long standing house hold brand name, and just change it entirely so it sounds like some PC ambiguous channel that no ones ever heard of. Its absurd.

 

Quick Blog On Adam Gase

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Alright, now that things have died down and people are in playoff mode waiting for Superbowl 50 to happen, I’ve thought about it and i think Dolphin fans should be a little bit more excited about Adam Gase than was initially said. I could be totally wrong because with this organization being run by Stephen Ross, things could just go terribly wrong, but the facts are now that moving forward, Adam Gase is our head coach for the next 5 years. Now the first reaction with no one really knowing anything about Gase was that this was Philbin 2.0 getting some OC with no Head coaching experience and him bringing in his staff and the next thing you know we end up .500 for 3 years. But by all accounts everyone around the league likes Gase and unlike Philbin who was stuck with 1 organization for for a decade, Gase has been around the league with a few teams and leaving behind a positive reputation every time.

Really that is the one big selling point to Gase, that he’s been around the league and under many respected coaches. Starting off with none other than Nick Saban when he was at LSU, from there to Mariucci, Mike Martz, McDaniels for awhile as a WR coach, then QB coach in under John Fox for Peyton Manning, to last year where he was the OC of the Bears working well with Cutler who might’ve had his best season as a bear with Gase working closely with him and ultimately that was a huge factor in hiring Gase.

Once the Dolphins committed millions upon millions on Tannehill, everyone expected him to break out into the franchise QB he’s shown some flashes of. Obviously things never worked out with Philbin, and after this little experiment with Dan Campbell, who is most likely gone once Gase brings in his team, it was time we focused a major part of the coaching regime on making Tannehill worth his money. If he’s able to make one of the most disliked QBs in the league into a somewhat conversation of a decent quarter back, then it seems like what we need here in Miami with Tanney making even more money coming off of a dismal season. Obviously there are holes in every part of the game that need fixing on defense and offense, but for now, we’re working on a problem that is the face of the team and organization, and for that, i like the move to bring in Gase and either way, I’m kinda looking forward to see how this unfolds, either an improved season or a complete disaster for the next few years.

P.s- I hate the #StrongerTogether hashtag. What ever, onto 51.

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Women Who Bit Off A Walmart Employee’s Finger Because She Was Caught Shoplifting Condoms?

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TheState-Myrtle Beach police arrested a woman for biting off part of a Walmart Employee’s finger during an altercation early Sunday morning. About 2:10 a.m., loss prevention officers at the Walmart at 541 Seaboard Street witnessed Carolynn Wright, 23, allegedly concealing merchandise. Two employees tried to stop Wright as she was leaving the store. However, a physical altercation ensued. According to the police report, Wright punched one of the employees in the head causing bleeding. Wright then bit down on another employee’s finger, biting a portion of it off. A customer witnessed the incident and attempted to call 911. While calling, the customer dropped her phone, Wright grabbed it and while the witness tried to get it back, Wright allegedly grabbed the customer by the hair. The customer then punched Wright to free herself. Wright then fled the store and got into a van. According the report, the owner of the van told police that he did not know about the altercation. He told police that when Wright got into the car, she told him to “run.” He asked her “what” and she said “drive.” He then saw someone standing in front of his van, blocking him. Wright again told him, “drive.” Police then arrived on scene were able to apprehend Wright. According to the police report, Wright’s items that she was allegedly shoplifting totaled $40.07 and included condoms, lubricant, panties, a camisole, bra and other clothing. Wright faces assault and battery charges.

TheState- Myrtle Beach police arrested a woman for biting off part of a Walmart Employee’s finger during an altercation early Sunday morning.
About 2:10 a.m., loss prevention officers at the Walmart at 541 Seaboard Street witnessed Carolynn Wright, 23, allegedly concealing merchandise.
Two employees tried to stop Wright as she was leaving the store. However, a physical altercation ensued.
According to the police report, Wright punched one of the employees in the head causing bleeding. Wright then bit down on another employee’s finger, biting a portion of it off.
A customer witnessed the incident and attempted to call 911. While calling, the customer dropped her phone, Wright grabbed it and while the witness tried to get it back, Wright allegedly grabbed the customer by the hair. The customer then punched Wright to free herself.
Wright then fled the store and got into a van. According the report, the owner of the van told police that he did not know about the altercation. He told police that when Wright got into the car, she told him to “run.” He asked her “what” and she said “drive.” He then saw someone standing in front of his van, blocking him. Wright again told him, “drive.”
Police then arrived on scene were able to apprehend Wright.
According to the police report, Wright’s items that she was allegedly shoplifting totaled $40.07 and included condoms, lubricant, panties, a camisole, bra and other clothing.
Wright faces assault and battery charges.

Call me crazy, but If I’m the type of chick who’s willing to bite a dudes finger off over stealing condoms and sex lube, I would think I’m also the type of chick who’s willing to go raw dog 24/7 right? That’s not that crazy of a thought is it? I mean i can’t really imagine her getting super flooded over the thought of sex with her probably pimp but the voice in the back of her head stopping her saying “Don’t be a fool, wrap the tool”, yet the same voice is passive when it comes to stealing lube and some Trojans and have fight or flight kick in and rip out a persons finger with their teeth. Logically it just doesn’t make sense and It’s kind of hard to applaud her for being sexually educated and cautious when shes acting like a walker from the Walking dead. Sometimes when i see stories like these I just think how i would rather be homeless bum because all their morals and logic are gone. You think a bum is gonna bother walking into a walmart and stealing condoms just to fuck a random bum? Hell no. If anything he might just go bareback with her right there behind the Walmart because he don’t give a fuck. His morals might be gone but at least his logic is sound.

Drunk Chick Just Feasting On Chicken Wings While Being Chased By Police

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A motorist was noshing on chicken wings as she led Ohio cops on a chase that ended with her arrest for drunk driving, according to a police report. Judith Knight, 57, was allegedly under the influence on December 20 when her vehicle struck another car on a roadway in Brunswick Hills, a township about 25 miles west of Akron. Knight did not stop following the accident, so the other motorist called 911 while tailing Knight’s car to a cul-de-sac, where the second driver sought to block Knight’s vehicle. Before police arrived, Knight revved her engine and “appeared [to be] going to ram the complainant’s vehicle,” according to the police report. When cops arrived on the scene around 7 PM, Knight drove directly toward a police cruiser before veering across the front lawn of an adjacent residence. She then led police on a 25 mph chase that concluded when she “had no more road to travel” inside a new housing development. As Knight staggered from her car, an officer "observed a brownish substance" around her mouth that appeared to be blood. But the cop subsequently “determined it to be barbecue sauce from chicken wings that Ms. Knight was eating in her vehicle.” Police spotted a styrofoam container “that had contained the chicken wings Ms. Knight had been eating.” The chicken remains, the report notes, “were scattered throughout the front interior passenger compartment.” Knight, whose blood alcohol content was measured at .164, twice the legal limit, told police that she had been at Molly McGhee’s Sports Pub, where she had watched Cleveland Browns and Cleveland Cavaliers games on TV. Knight was charged with drunk driving, failing to stop after an accident, and fleeing an officer. Her arrest came 12 days after another Ohio woman--who was eating a bowl of cereal--led police on a 30-mile high-speed chase.

TSG-A motorist was noshing on chicken wings as she led Ohio cops on a chase that ended with her arrest for drunk driving, according to a police report.
Judith Knight, 57, was allegedly under the influence on December 20 when her vehicle struck another car on a roadway in Brunswick Hills, a township about 25 miles west of Akron.
Knight did not stop following the accident, so the other motorist called 911 while tailing Knight’s car to a cul-de-sac, where the second driver sought to block Knight’s vehicle. Before police arrived, Knight revved her engine and “appeared [to be] going to ram the complainant’s vehicle,” according to the police report.
When cops arrived on the scene around 7 PM, Knight drove directly toward a police cruiser before veering across the front lawn of an adjacent residence. She then led police on a 25 mph chase that concluded when she “had no more road to travel” inside a new housing development.
As Knight staggered from her car, an officer “observed a brownish substance” around her mouth that appeared to be blood. But the cop subsequently “determined it to be barbecue sauce from chicken wings that Ms. Knight was eating in her vehicle.”
Police spotted a styrofoam container “that had contained the chicken wings Ms. Knight had been eating.” The chicken remains, the report notes, “were scattered throughout the front interior passenger compartment.”
Knight, whose blood alcohol content was measured at .164, twice the legal limit, told police that she had been at Molly McGhee’s Sports Pub, where she had watched Cleveland Browns and Cleveland Cavaliers games on TV.
Knight was charged with drunk driving, failing to stop after an accident, and fleeing an officer. Her arrest came 12 days after another Ohio woman–who was eating a bowl of cereal–led police on a 30-mile high-speed chase.

Savage move going full blown saucy wings while driving drunk off her ass. We’re not just talking about having a couple of fries or onion rings on the way back from the bar. This lady probably ordered a full platter and doggy-bagged it on the way back just cleaning the meat off the bone like a some drunk buzzard. Doesn’t seem like such an outlandish move when you put it on context of “Ohio,” but the only thing I’m curious is if she went blue cheese or ranch while being drunk as a skunk behind the wheel. Now i’m skilled when it comes to eating on the road. I don’t care what it is pizza, lobster, steak, rice, I’ll tackle anything without stopping on the way despite doing 90 on I95. If I go wings, i gotta do full wings, gotta toss the side of celery and gotta dip in some blue cheese or ranch cause in the end thats the only way to get fully satisfying wings and if im drunk on the road driving, the key is to have an awesome meal at the end, such as wings with blue cheese, and if you’re gonna risk getting arrested and have your slightly humiliating, albiet casual for ohio, story then you better at least have satisfying wings complete with blue cheese because thats the only way its worth it.

Dolphins Hire Adam Gase

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It was a nice calm saturday today. Wanted to get fit so i went for like a 4 mile jog ( i walked like 3.9 and jogged the last .1 mile to avoid the neighbors dogs barking at me). I went out to Panera for lunch trying to get healthy with a salad when all of a sudden news broke of this mid in line ordering a Chicken Cobb with Avocado and i didn’t quite now how to react because i just feel mixed feelings about this and i haven’t seen any of the press yet about his plan or anything. I know other teams were pretty interested and he’s kind of the guy this off season but then again this is kind of like Philbin 2.0 just years younger. All i know is my first and only reaction right away was to order an entire baguette and im almost done eating said baguette. Tons of butter too. But a bigger recap when i get time to burn these carbs.

Chivalry Is Still Alive When This Guy’s Girl Gets Absolutely Pants-ed And Ragdolled On This Carnival Ride.

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First things first, I don’t want to sound like a tough guy or a pro-machinery robot type of guy, but that chick absolutely sucked at that carnival ride. Like everyone bounced around and was tossed a little bit but she was literally like a Raggedy Ann doll will no control of her body past her neck what so ever. Everyone managed to stay in seated position but she some how looked like she was clinging on to a steel bar hanging off of the Titanic. Poor form. As for this guy though, good to see a chivalrous man still come into action when his lady is getting stripped naked by a carnival ride. Take note of that, ladies. Don’t think we’re all dogs when we see pants coming off and think about having sex with you right away. Sometimes we straddle you with our dicks up against you to save you of shame and embarrassment. And for you, girl who got pantsed like a middle schooler, maybe wear tighter jeans next time. Feel sexier for you, look sexier for your man who’s trying to save you, and don’t get sexually assaulted by the traveling carnival ride that comes to town 3 times a year. It needs to be a little bit struggle to fit your ass into jeans, if not, thats why god gave people yoga pants.

-Also I dont think she’s wearing any underwear either.

-Also, shout out to this girl for wearing underwear but riding with a dress and not caring at all.

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