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Drunk Chick Just Feasting On Chicken Wings While Being Chased By Police

A motorist was noshing on chicken wings as she led Ohio cops on a chase that ended with her arrest for drunk driving, according to a police report. Judith Knight, 57, was allegedly under the influence on December 20 when her vehicle struck another car on a roadway in Brunswick Hills, a township about 25 miles west of Akron. Knight did not stop following the accident, so the other motorist called 911 while tailing Knight’s car to a cul-de-sac, where the second driver sought to block Knight’s vehicle. Before police arrived, Knight revved her engine and “appeared [to be] going to ram the complainant’s vehicle,” according to the police report. When cops arrived on the scene around 7 PM, Knight drove directly toward a police cruiser before veering across the front lawn of an adjacent residence. She then led police on a 25 mph chase that concluded when she “had no more road to travel” inside a new housing development. As Knight staggered from her car, an officer "observed a brownish substance" around her mouth that appeared to be blood. But the cop subsequently “determined it to be barbecue sauce from chicken wings that Ms. Knight was eating in her vehicle.” Police spotted a styrofoam container “that had contained the chicken wings Ms. Knight had been eating.” The chicken remains, the report notes, “were scattered throughout the front interior passenger compartment.” Knight, whose blood alcohol content was measured at .164, twice the legal limit, told police that she had been at Molly McGhee’s Sports Pub, where she had watched Cleveland Browns and Cleveland Cavaliers games on TV. Knight was charged with drunk driving, failing to stop after an accident, and fleeing an officer. Her arrest came 12 days after another Ohio woman--who was eating a bowl of cereal--led police on a 30-mile high-speed chase.

TSG-A motorist was noshing on chicken wings as she led Ohio cops on a chase that ended with her arrest for drunk driving, according to a police report.
Judith Knight, 57, was allegedly under the influence on December 20 when her vehicle struck another car on a roadway in Brunswick Hills, a township about 25 miles west of Akron.
Knight did not stop following the accident, so the other motorist called 911 while tailing Knight’s car to a cul-de-sac, where the second driver sought to block Knight’s vehicle. Before police arrived, Knight revved her engine and “appeared [to be] going to ram the complainant’s vehicle,” according to the police report.
When cops arrived on the scene around 7 PM, Knight drove directly toward a police cruiser before veering across the front lawn of an adjacent residence. She then led police on a 25 mph chase that concluded when she “had no more road to travel” inside a new housing development.
As Knight staggered from her car, an officer “observed a brownish substance” around her mouth that appeared to be blood. But the cop subsequently “determined it to be barbecue sauce from chicken wings that Ms. Knight was eating in her vehicle.”
Police spotted a styrofoam container “that had contained the chicken wings Ms. Knight had been eating.” The chicken remains, the report notes, “were scattered throughout the front interior passenger compartment.”
Knight, whose blood alcohol content was measured at .164, twice the legal limit, told police that she had been at Molly McGhee’s Sports Pub, where she had watched Cleveland Browns and Cleveland Cavaliers games on TV.
Knight was charged with drunk driving, failing to stop after an accident, and fleeing an officer. Her arrest came 12 days after another Ohio woman–who was eating a bowl of cereal–led police on a 30-mile high-speed chase.

Savage move going full blown saucy wings while driving drunk off her ass. We’re not just talking about having a couple of fries or onion rings on the way back from the bar. This lady probably ordered a full platter and doggy-bagged it on the way back just cleaning the meat off the bone like a some drunk buzzard. Doesn’t seem like such an outlandish move when you put it on context of “Ohio,” but the only thing I’m curious is if she went blue cheese or ranch while being drunk as a skunk behind the wheel. Now i’m skilled when it comes to eating on the road. I don’t care what it is pizza, lobster, steak, rice, I’ll tackle anything without stopping on the way despite doing 90 on I95. If I go wings, i gotta do full wings, gotta toss the side of celery and gotta dip in some blue cheese or ranch cause in the end thats the only way to get fully satisfying wings and if im drunk on the road driving, the key is to have an awesome meal at the end, such as wings with blue cheese, and if you’re gonna risk getting arrested and have your slightly humiliating, albiet casual for ohio, story then you better at least have satisfying wings complete with blue cheese because thats the only way its worth it.

Dominos Driver Accidentally Delivered $1200 Bucks To A Customer Because The Money Was In A Pizza Box Marked “Chicken Wings”

HP- Hiding nearly $1,300 in cash in a box marked "chicken wings" might seem like a great way to safely get money to the bank, but only if you don't accidentally deliver it to a customer. A Domino's in Berkeley, California, made just such a delivery on Friday, and the customer didn't even open the box right away. Mike Vegas, a bartender at AT&T Park in San Francisco, told NBC Bay Area he thought he was going to have the night off so he ordered some pizza and wings. But when he got called into work, he stuck the box of wings in the fridge unopened.  "I got off work really late, and when I came back home I found the cash in the delivery box -- a refrigerated deposit," Vegas told the station. "I was rubbing my eyes at 5 a.m., laughing at myself." Vegas said the driver had called looking for the missing money, but since he had been at work, he ignored the calls.  Vegas posted an image on Facebook showing two stacks of bills -- one containing $666, the other $633:  Vegas seemed inclined to return the money from the beginning, using the hashtag #karmatest. "Of course there's a long list of people arguing you should keep it, you shouldn't keep it, you should keep it, you shouldn't keep it," he told KGO, the local ABC station. "I wanted to keep it, believe me. But I can't, I can't do that."  Some of Vegas' friends also worried that the driver would lose his job over the botched delivery.  "Driver is safe and keeps his job, money is back at Dominoes, I was offered free pizza for a year," Vegas wrote in an update. "Bonus- karma should drop by my place soon." Domino's was also happy they got their dough back. "Thank you so much for this," general manager Zia Mumtaz said when Vegas returned the cash, according to KGO. "Honest people are hard to find these days."

HP- Hiding nearly $1,300 in cash in a box marked “chicken wings” might seem like a great way to safely get money to the bank, but only if you don’t accidentally deliver it to a customer.
A Domino’s in Berkeley, California, made just such a delivery on Friday, and the customer didn’t even open the box right away.
Mike Vegas, a bartender at AT&T Park in San Francisco, told NBC Bay Area he thought he was going to have the night off so he ordered some pizza and wings. But when he got called into work, he stuck the box of wings in the fridge unopened.
“I got off work really late, and when I came back home I found the cash in the delivery box — a refrigerated deposit,” Vegas told the station. “I was rubbing my eyes at 5 a.m., laughing at myself.”
Vegas said the driver had called looking for the missing money, but since he had been at work, he ignored the calls.
Vegas posted an image on Facebook showing two stacks of bills — one containing $666, the other $633:
Vegas seemed inclined to return the money from the beginning, using the hashtag #karmatest.
“Of course there’s a long list of people arguing you should keep it, you shouldn’t keep it, you should keep it, you shouldn’t keep it,” he told KGO, the local ABC station. “I wanted to keep it, believe me. But I can’t, I can’t do that.”
Some of Vegas’ friends also worried that the driver would lose his job over the botched delivery.
“Driver is safe and keeps his job, money is back at Dominoes, I was offered free pizza for a year,” Vegas wrote in an update. “Bonus- karma should drop by my place soon.”
Domino’s was also happy they got their dough back.
“Thank you so much for this,” general manager Zia Mumtaz said when Vegas returned the cash, according to KGO. “Honest people are hard to find these days.”

Listen im all high spirited knowing that theirs good people in the world. As a chinese food delivery driver i know how much it sucks when you deliver the wrong order, your boss yells at you, you get to the house the person yells at you, you go to the house the food was originally intended for and then they yell at you and you’re left with an empty tank and no tips. But im not blaming the pizza boy one bit. Why the fuck would a manager label a box filled with cold card cash “Chicken wings” and why the fuck would you put it in a chicken wing container??? And you think its to fool criminals from stealing it, you’re crazy.  Between the 3 things that was and could have been in the box, Money, chicken wings, or pizza, all three of them are worth stealing. Not even as a criminal or a homeless guy. Like if i saw free wings laying around i probably would take them if they didn’t look gross. And if they look like 2 cold stacks of cash in crisp bills, yea then i definitely would steal it. If i were Mike Vegas over here i would make sure i order free pizza from Dominos as much as i fucking can because if their operation runs so poorly as to putting money in a box labeled chicken wings, they deserve to loose that cash.

p.s- Mike Vegas is kind of crazy for not digging into those wings like right away, I dont think i make it all the way back to the kitchen when i order wings.

This Bird Is Just Not Cut Out For The Wild

 

 Bird Rescue Release Fail Having recently rescued and cared for the injured bird, it was time for its release into the wild ..... however, not quite everything went according to plan.  No, it did not flyded.

Bird Rescue Release Fail
Having recently rescued and cared for the injured bird, it was time for its release into the wild ….. however, not quite everything went according to plan. No, it did not flyded.

VIDEO LINK HERE——-> https://vid.me/47VT

“Nature Finds A Way”-Ian Malcom. Listen buddy, Nature intended for you to die. Hate to break the news to you like that but felt like warning you now just so you dont attempt flight for a 3rd time and fly into a propeller blade or something. Its just natural selection, If you’re not fit for the world, you die. Theres a balance in this world that has to be in place. We can’t just have all birds be perfectly able to fly out of any situation and make them supreme. Sometimes one or two of them have to have like avian vertigo and just wobble in the air crashing into shit. So its time to get your wings clipped and become a pet for someone and live or else face the wild where you suck balls at flying. The choice is yours.