Listen im all high spirited knowing that theirs good people in the world. As a chinese food delivery driver i know how much it sucks when you deliver the wrong order, your boss yells at you, you get to the house the person yells at you, you go to the house the food was originally intended for and then they yell at you and you’re left with an empty tank and no tips. But im not blaming the pizza boy one bit. Why the fuck would a manager label a box filled with cold card cash “Chicken wings” and why the fuck would you put it in a chicken wing container??? And you think its to fool criminals from stealing it, you’re crazy. Between the 3 things that was and could have been in the box, Money, chicken wings, or pizza, all three of them are worth stealing. Not even as a criminal or a homeless guy. Like if i saw free wings laying around i probably would take them if they didn’t look gross. And if they look like 2 cold stacks of cash in crisp bills, yea then i definitely would steal it. If i were Mike Vegas over here i would make sure i order free pizza from Dominos as much as i fucking can because if their operation runs so poorly as to putting money in a box labeled chicken wings, they deserve to loose that cash.
p.s- Mike Vegas is kind of crazy for not digging into those wings like right away, I dont think i make it all the way back to the kitchen when i order wings.
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“Nature Finds A Way”-Ian Malcom. Listen buddy, Nature intended for you to die. Hate to break the news to you like that but felt like warning you now just so you dont attempt flight for a 3rd time and fly into a propeller blade or something. Its just natural selection, If you’re not fit for the world, you die. Theres a balance in this world that has to be in place. We can’t just have all birds be perfectly able to fly out of any situation and make them supreme. Sometimes one or two of them have to have like avian vertigo and just wobble in the air crashing into shit. So its time to get your wings clipped and become a pet for someone and live or else face the wild where you suck balls at flying. The choice is yours.