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No Ones Thirstier Than This Chick Who Stole A DVD Copy of Magic Mike And A Stick Of Salami

A 25-year-old St. Johns County woman was arrested after she tried to steal tools, DVDs and food from a St. Augustine Walmart, a police report said.  Karson Kidwell was charged with grand theft after she stole $574 of items from Walmart by stuffing the items into a duffel bag, the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office said. A Walmart loss prevention manager reported the theft. Among the items recovered: DVDs of the movies "Magic Mike," "The Campaign" and "Bad Teacher" and several tools, batteries and food items, including chicken and dry salami.  The loss prevention manager noted that Kidwell took the items to the front of the store and attempted to walk the items out the door, the report said.  Karson told the arresting officer that she stole the items because, "It's hard times." She planned to give away some of the items as Christmas gifts, the report said.

Fox30- A 25-year-old St. Johns County woman was arrested after she tried to steal tools, DVDs and food from a St. Augustine Walmart, a police report said.
Karson Kidwell was charged with grand theft after she stole $574 of items from Walmart by stuffing the items into a duffel bag, the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office said. A Walmart loss prevention manager reported the theft.
Among the items recovered: DVDs of the movies “Magic Mike,” “The Campaign” and “Bad Teacher” and several tools, batteries and food items, including chicken and dry salami.
The loss prevention manager noted that Kidwell took the items to the front of the store and attempted to walk the items out the door, the report said.
Karson told the arresting officer that she stole the items because, “It’s hard times.”
She planned to give away some of the items as Christmas gifts, the report said.

Yea okay, Lady. You were gonna give those away as “Christmas Gifts.” First off if you’re gifting a DVD of a movie that’s been out for 5 years, you suck but at least be up to date and give them a Blu-Ray copy. Gotta see those abs in 1080p 4k high resolution and you should just get the bundle pack that has the sequel Magic Mike XXL . Second, a stick of salami for Christmas? Kinda weird, but I’d fuck with it. Kinda like a “we’re definitely not Jewish” gift. Still a shitty present though. But all of that is a moot point. Yea those two things are just a number of things that this lady stole but I think her intentions are quite clear. She’s gonna fuck her self with that salami stick while watching Magic Mike. I don’t even think that’s coming from a mind that has taken years of Porn attrition on the brain either. That’s just what this lady was going to do. Call me crazy also but I feel like girls always get a pass when you hear them put weird things in or around their pussy either? Like I remember a friend saying depending how she say she would rub the heel of her shoe against her stuff and just go crazy for a moment. Click the random tab on pornhub and you’ll find all sorts of gourmet farm to bed room vegetables getting more action than most guys. It’s crazy. A stick of hard salami is hardly a surprise as a sex toy. But If A guy like decides to get like a country ham and carved a hole in it that person would be locked in jail and becomes a social pariah. Pretty sexist don’t you think?

(Yea that last bit got kinda weird. I never tried to fuck a ham.)

 

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Women Who Bit Off A Walmart Employee’s Finger Because She Was Caught Shoplifting Condoms?

TheState-Myrtle Beach police arrested a woman for biting off part of a Walmart Employee’s finger during an altercation early Sunday morning. About 2:10 a.m., loss prevention officers at the Walmart at 541 Seaboard Street witnessed Carolynn Wright, 23, allegedly concealing merchandise. Two employees tried to stop Wright as she was leaving the store. However, a physical altercation ensued. According to the police report, Wright punched one of the employees in the head causing bleeding. Wright then bit down on another employee’s finger, biting a portion of it off. A customer witnessed the incident and attempted to call 911. While calling, the customer dropped her phone, Wright grabbed it and while the witness tried to get it back, Wright allegedly grabbed the customer by the hair. The customer then punched Wright to free herself. Wright then fled the store and got into a van. According the report, the owner of the van told police that he did not know about the altercation. He told police that when Wright got into the car, she told him to “run.” He asked her “what” and she said “drive.” He then saw someone standing in front of his van, blocking him. Wright again told him, “drive.” Police then arrived on scene were able to apprehend Wright. According to the police report, Wright’s items that she was allegedly shoplifting totaled $40.07 and included condoms, lubricant, panties, a camisole, bra and other clothing. Wright faces assault and battery charges.

TheState- Myrtle Beach police arrested a woman for biting off part of a Walmart Employee’s finger during an altercation early Sunday morning.
About 2:10 a.m., loss prevention officers at the Walmart at 541 Seaboard Street witnessed Carolynn Wright, 23, allegedly concealing merchandise.
Two employees tried to stop Wright as she was leaving the store. However, a physical altercation ensued.
According to the police report, Wright punched one of the employees in the head causing bleeding. Wright then bit down on another employee’s finger, biting a portion of it off.
A customer witnessed the incident and attempted to call 911. While calling, the customer dropped her phone, Wright grabbed it and while the witness tried to get it back, Wright allegedly grabbed the customer by the hair. The customer then punched Wright to free herself.
Wright then fled the store and got into a van. According the report, the owner of the van told police that he did not know about the altercation. He told police that when Wright got into the car, she told him to “run.” He asked her “what” and she said “drive.” He then saw someone standing in front of his van, blocking him. Wright again told him, “drive.”
Police then arrived on scene were able to apprehend Wright.
According to the police report, Wright’s items that she was allegedly shoplifting totaled $40.07 and included condoms, lubricant, panties, a camisole, bra and other clothing.
Wright faces assault and battery charges.

Call me crazy, but If I’m the type of chick who’s willing to bite a dudes finger off over stealing condoms and sex lube, I would think I’m also the type of chick who’s willing to go raw dog 24/7 right? That’s not that crazy of a thought is it? I mean i can’t really imagine her getting super flooded over the thought of sex with her probably pimp but the voice in the back of her head stopping her saying “Don’t be a fool, wrap the tool”, yet the same voice is passive when it comes to stealing lube and some Trojans and have fight or flight kick in and rip out a persons finger with their teeth. Logically it just doesn’t make sense and It’s kind of hard to applaud her for being sexually educated and cautious when shes acting like a walker from the Walking dead. Sometimes when i see stories like these I just think how i would rather be homeless bum because all their morals and logic are gone. You think a bum is gonna bother walking into a walmart and stealing condoms just to fuck a random bum? Hell no. If anything he might just go bareback with her right there behind the Walmart because he don’t give a fuck. His morals might be gone but at least his logic is sound.

Come Together To Witness The Union Between William Cornelius and Sheri Moore. The Couple That Proposed At Walmart, Followed By Stealing A Bunch Of Sex Toys From Spencer’s Gifts

JANUARY 7--Minutes after proposing to his girlfriend over the loudspeaker at Walmart, a Michigan man allegedly shoplifted a vibrator, an edible thong, and other sex toys from a nearby Spencer’s gift store, according to police. In advance of popping the question last Wednesday night, William Cornelius, 25, purchased a $29.62 engagement ring at the Walmart in Bay City, police report. Then, after securing the permission of a store employee, Cornelius proposed to girlfriend Sheri Moore, 20, over the store’s public address system. As seen on store surveillance footage, Moore said yes, prompting applause from fellow shoppers. Cornelius--who had dropped to one knee--and Moore, police report, can be seen hugging and kissing following the proposal. But the couple’s engagement quickly became rocky. According to investigators, Cornelius and Moore (seen above) went from Walmart to a Spencer’s store at the Bay City Mall. There, Cornelius allegedly swiped items with a combined value of $80.93. Included in the haul was a “Bride-To-Be” thong, a $14.99 vibrator, “BJ Blast” oral sex candy, and a $5.99 edible thong, Undersheriff Troy Cunningham told TSG. Deputies responding to a theft call subsequently collared Cornelius (pictured at left) and Moore inside the mall. As first reported by the Bay City Times, Cornelius was asleep at a food court table, having apparently nodded off while attempting to tie his shoes. A search of Cornelius turned up the Spencer’s merchandise. Cornelius reportedly admitted to stealing the items, saying that he pilfered the goods for his fiancée, adding that he had just proposed to Moore at Walmart. Moore was found in possession of earrings and a necklace that had been taken from Walmart. While she denied shoplifting, Walmart surveillance video captured Moore placing merchandise in her purse. Moore subsequently told cops that Cornelius had stolen the jewelry. Deputies arrested Cornelius for retail fraud, while Moore was nabbed for larceny. Both are free on bond on the misdemeanor charges. Cornelius could face additional charges since he is currently serving a three-year probation term in connection with a 2014 felony conviction for ethnic intimidation. Cornelius and a male relative were convicted of attacking three black men who walked past their Bay City residence.

JANUARY 7Minutes after proposing to his girlfriend over the loudspeaker at Walmart, a Michigan man allegedly shoplifted a vibrator, an edible thong, and other sex toys from a nearby Spencer’s gift store, according to police.
In advance of popping the question last Wednesday night, William Cornelius, 25, purchased a $29.62 engagement ring at the Walmart in Bay City, police report. Then, after securing the permission of a store employee, Cornelius proposed to girlfriend Sheri Moore, 20, over the store’s public address system.
As seen on store surveillance footage, Moore said yes, prompting applause from fellow shoppers. Cornelius–who had dropped to one knee–and Moore, police report, can be seen hugging and kissing following the proposal.
But the couple’s engagement quickly became rocky.
According to investigators, Cornelius and Moore (seen above) went from Walmart to a Spencer’s store at the Bay City Mall. There, Cornelius allegedly swiped items with a combined value of $80.93. Included in the haul was a “Bride-To-Be” thong, a $14.99 vibrator, “BJ Blast” oral sex candy, and a $5.99 edible thong, Undersheriff Troy Cunningham told TSG.
Deputies responding to a theft call subsequently collared Cornelius (pictured at left) and Moore inside the mall. As first reported by the Bay City Times, Cornelius was asleep at a food court table, having apparently nodded off while attempting to tie his shoes.
A search of Cornelius turned up the Spencer’s merchandise. Cornelius reportedly admitted to stealing the items, saying that he pilfered the goods for his fiancée, adding that he had just proposed to Moore at Walmart.
Moore was found in possession of earrings and a necklace that had been taken from Walmart. While she denied shoplifting, Walmart surveillance video captured Moore placing merchandise in her purse. Moore subsequently told cops that Cornelius had stolen the jewelry.
Deputies arrested Cornelius for retail fraud, while Moore was nabbed for larceny. Both are free on bond on the misdemeanor charges.
Cornelius could face additional charges since he is currently serving a three-year probation term in connection with a 2014 felony conviction for ethnic intimidation. Cornelius and a male relative were convicted of attacking three black men who walked past their Bay City residence.

Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here on this beautiful day to witness the union of Sherri Moore and William Cornelius in holy matrimony…….. As the Bible reminds us in Corinthians, “Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy. It does not boast, it is not proud. It is occasionally excusable if love forces one another to part take in thievery of “Bride-to-be-Thongs”, “BJ Blast” Oral candy, or edible thongs . Love never fails“……. In the time that Sherri Moore and William Cornelius have spent together, they’ve built the sturdy foundation for a lifelong kleptomania. After a great deal of thoughtful consideration, they have decided to bind themselves to one another for the rest of their lives because these two white trash couple are deserved of each other…..By the power vested in me, by The Ugly Orange and by the state of Florida/Michigan, I pronounce you, Sherri Moore and William Cornelius as wife and husband, lawfully wedded before an Internet Blog,  and about to be incarcerated.

Ahhh what it is to be young and in love. And stupid and white trash. Sure here in the highly sophisticated suburban area of Fort Lauderdale, one might find this type of behavior abhorrent. But deep down inside its love. Love that made Billy Cornelious spend a whopping $29.62 dollars on a cubic zirconia wedding ring from the Walmart collection of jewelry. Love that made him fleece the local Spencer’s gift of their sex toys and edible panties. What do you do when you get engaged? Tell your friends all about it and rub your obnoxious wedding ring in their faces? Fuck that, Billy Cornelious was ready to eat the fruit roll up panties and bj candy out of her b-hole once he got down on his knee and proposed. That’s real love and nothing’s gonna stop that. Not this arrest, not the jail time for violating probation from his racial episode where he attacked three black guys. Nothing. Nicholas Sparks couldn’t write love this true.

P.s- Hell of a year for Spencers getting all their sex toys stolen huh?