TSG-A motorist was noshing on chicken wings as she led Ohio cops on a chase that ended with her arrest for drunk driving, according to a police report.
Judith Knight, 57, was allegedly under the influence on December 20 when her vehicle struck another car on a roadway in Brunswick Hills, a township about 25 miles west of Akron.
Knight did not stop following the accident, so the other motorist called 911 while tailing Knight’s car to a cul-de-sac, where the second driver sought to block Knight’s vehicle. Before police arrived, Knight revved her engine and “appeared [to be] going to ram the complainant’s vehicle,” according to the police report.
When cops arrived on the scene around 7 PM, Knight drove directly toward a police cruiser before veering across the front lawn of an adjacent residence. She then led police on a 25 mph chase that concluded when she “had no more road to travel” inside a new housing development.
As Knight staggered from her car, an officer “observed a brownish substance” around her mouth that appeared to be blood. But the cop subsequently “determined it to be barbecue sauce from chicken wings that Ms. Knight was eating in her vehicle.”
Police spotted a styrofoam container “that had contained the chicken wings Ms. Knight had been eating.” The chicken remains, the report notes, “were scattered throughout the front interior passenger compartment.”
Knight, whose blood alcohol content was measured at .164, twice the legal limit, told police that she had been at Molly McGhee’s Sports Pub, where she had watched Cleveland Browns and Cleveland Cavaliers games on TV.
Knight was charged with drunk driving, failing to stop after an accident, and fleeing an officer. Her arrest came 12 days after another Ohio woman–who was eating a bowl of cereal–led police on a 30-mile high-speed chase.
Savage move going full blown saucy wings while driving drunk off her ass. We’re not just talking about having a couple of fries or onion rings on the way back from the bar. This lady probably ordered a full platter and doggy-bagged it on the way back just cleaning the meat off the bone like a some drunk buzzard. Doesn’t seem like such an outlandish move when you put it on context of “Ohio,” but the only thing I’m curious is if she went blue cheese or ranch while being drunk as a skunk behind the wheel. Now i’m skilled when it comes to eating on the road. I don’t care what it is pizza, lobster, steak, rice, I’ll tackle anything without stopping on the way despite doing 90 on I95. If I go wings, i gotta do full wings, gotta toss the side of celery and gotta dip in some blue cheese or ranch cause in the end thats the only way to get fully satisfying wings and if im drunk on the road driving, the key is to have an awesome meal at the end, such as wings with blue cheese, and if you’re gonna risk getting arrested and have your slightly humiliating, albiet casual for ohio, story then you better at least have satisfying wings complete with blue cheese because thats the only way its worth it.