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I Dont Know If I Could Take A Teacher Seriously If Her Name Was Ms. Sprinkles….Also, She Had Sex With A Student

New York Post – A North Carolina teacher reportedly fled town when she learned on social media that she was charged for having sex with a student, according to officials.
Kayla Sprinkles, 26, was indicted by a grand jury on sexual assault charges June 4 after allegations surfaced that she was sexually involved with a student in the Cherokee County schools system, news station WPVI reported.
The Andrews High School teacher’s relationship with the student allegedly occurred from December 2016 to April 2017, according to the Clay County Progress.
Sprinkles fled the county after news of the indictment hit social media, authorities said. She ultimately turned herself in June 7 to the Mecklenburg County Detention Center, where she was released on $25,000 bond.
She is set to appear next in Cherokee County Superior Court on July 2.

That’s the golden age of social media for you. On one end of the spectrum it can help start a political revolution in the Middle East, on the other end of the spectrum, Its posting news articles saying there’s a warrant out for your arrest for sexually fucking a student. Tough break for the latter when you’re just scrolling through your Facebook judging all the people you grew up with in high school. Calling one girl a bitch, rolling your eyes at the other for bragging about their kid who’s “so wonderful.” Next thing you know you accidentally like a post about how cops are looking for a North Carolina teacher at Andrews High School in the Cherokee County school system who was sexually involved with a student, and that the teachers name is Kayla Sprinkles. Thats probably when it hit her that it was her they were looking for, and I would do the same move, just bolt. Run away from your problems until you throw up and realize you fuuuuccckkkeeeddd up.

But that’s neither here nor there. I’m not a jury of her peers, I’ll let the proper Law & Order take place on Sprinkles here.

Could you honestly take a teacher named Sprinkles seriously? I mean I don’t waaaannnt to judge someone based off their name, But can you imagine that growing up? Sitting in 5th grade math and raising your hand and saying “Ms. Sprinkles, may I use the restroom?” It sounds like you’re asking a cat for permission to take a piss, and that’s weird. It sucks on her end too. Trying to teach some discipline, catch some kids vandalizing school property and really laying down the law on them. “Sorry Ms. Sprinkles” **chuckle** snickering laughter** Chuckle**. All authority is compromised when your last name is some sort of confectionery dessert topping. Was she a fine teacher? Maybe. Did she have sex with a student? Definitely. All I’m saying is I don’t want to make any generalizations about her based off name alone but it’s hard to take her too serious with the last name Sprinkles. Its like in Meet the Parents when Greg has to come to terms with the fact that the future in-laws mock his family surname, Focker. And that guy had it way worse. Imagine if Sprinkles here had to go through gen pop with the full name Gaylord Sprinkles.

Chivalry Is Still Alive When This Guy’s Girl Gets Absolutely Pants-ed And Ragdolled On This Carnival Ride.

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First things first, I don’t want to sound like a tough guy or a pro-machinery robot type of guy, but that chick absolutely sucked at that carnival ride. Like everyone bounced around and was tossed a little bit but she was literally like a Raggedy Ann doll will no control of her body past her neck what so ever. Everyone managed to stay in seated position but she some how looked like she was clinging on to a steel bar hanging off of the Titanic. Poor form. As for this guy though, good to see a chivalrous man still come into action when his lady is getting stripped naked by a carnival ride. Take note of that, ladies. Don’t think we’re all dogs when we see pants coming off and think about having sex with you right away. Sometimes we straddle you with our dicks up against you to save you of shame and embarrassment. And for you, girl who got pantsed like a middle schooler, maybe wear tighter jeans next time. Feel sexier for you, look sexier for your man who’s trying to save you, and don’t get sexually assaulted by the traveling carnival ride that comes to town 3 times a year. It needs to be a little bit struggle to fit your ass into jeans, if not, thats why god gave people yoga pants.

-Also I dont think she’s wearing any underwear either.

-Also, shout out to this girl for wearing underwear but riding with a dress and not caring at all.

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