Monthly Archives: August 2015

You Wanna Know Whats A Horrible Way To Begin Your Vacation to Ibiza? Getting Your Ear Bitten Off mid flight.

A passenger has reportedly had half his ear bitten off in a 'sickening' attack on a plane bound for Ibiza. The assault took place on a Jet2 flight from Newcastle to the holiday island just before it was due to land. The man, who is believed to be between 18 and 25, has reportedly been receiving treatment in Spain since the attack, which happened on Sunday evening. One passenger told the Daily Mirror that the victim ran to the front of the plane when it landed covered in blood, with 'half his ear just hanging off'. He added: 'It was a relief to get off and an absolutely horrible thing to happen in a confined space in front of families.' Another witness told the paper: 'It was absolutely sickening. To bite someone's ear off on a plane packed with other people at such close quarters and with families sitting around him is absolutely appalling, people were getting off the plane complaining of feeling physically sick.' Phil Ward, managing director of Jet2.com, told MailOnline Travel that it was 'an incident that no one would want to witness'. 'We are aware that an incident happened onboard a flight from Newcastle to Ibiza on Sunday 16th August between two customers,' he said in a statement. It was the second incident to affect a Newcastle International plane on Sunday. In the afternoon, 68 passengers were led off a plane leaving Newcastle International after an 'abusive' stag party 'threatened cabin crew'. The Flybe flight from Newcastle Airport to Stansted was cancelled when the captain called Northumbria Police about an on-board disturbance. This led to police removing all the passengers from the aircraft and leading them into the terminal. Northumbria Police wrote on Twitter that they had been called to 'remove a group of drunk and disorderly passengers' at Newcastle Airport. A police spokesman said: 'The police were called to the airport at the request of Flybe and gave the necessary assistance. 'A 30-year-old man was reported for an offence against the Aviation Act, but no-one was arrested.' But one passenger, who was not part of the group, said the Flybe staff might have 'overreacted' in the situation. Speaking to MailOnline Travel, 24-year-old business analyst Christian Lillie said: 'They did not appear to be abusive or threatening but I wasn't close enough to hear what was said. 'There were no raised voices, it seems as if Flybe staff overreacted. 'We were told by the cabin crew that we had to disembark because of an 'issue' and the police were present I believe in case something did kick off. 'But the police told us that it was not their decision for us to leave it was the pilot's decision.'

DM-A passenger has reportedly had half his ear bitten off in a ‘sickening’ attack on a plane bound for Ibiza.
The assault took place on a Jet2 flight from Newcastle to the holiday island just before it was due to land.
The man, who is believed to be between 18 and 25, has reportedly been receiving treatment in Spain since the attack, which happened on Sunday evening.
One passenger told the Daily Mirror that the victim ran to the front of the plane when it landed covered in blood, with ‘half his ear just hanging off’.
He added: ‘It was a relief to get off and an absolutely horrible thing to happen in a confined space in front of families.’
Another witness told the paper: ‘It was absolutely sickening. To bite someone’s ear off on a plane packed with other people at such close quarters and with families sitting around him is absolutely appalling, people were getting off the plane complaining of feeling physically sick.’
Phil Ward, managing director of Jet2.com, told MailOnline Travel that it was ‘an incident that no one would want to witness’.
‘We are aware that an incident happened onboard a flight from Newcastle to Ibiza on Sunday 16th August between two customers,’ he said in a statement.
It was the second incident to affect a Newcastle International plane on Sunday.
In the afternoon, 68 passengers were led off a plane leaving Newcastle International after an ‘abusive’ stag party ‘threatened cabin crew’.
The Flybe flight from Newcastle Airport to Stansted was cancelled when the captain called Northumbria Police about an on-board disturbance.
This led to police removing all the passengers from the aircraft and leading them into the terminal.
Northumbria Police wrote on Twitter that they had been called to ‘remove a group of drunk and disorderly passengers’ at Newcastle Airport.
A police spokesman said: ‘The police were called to the airport at the request of Flybe and gave the necessary assistance.
‘A 30-year-old man was reported for an offence against the Aviation Act, but no-one was arrested.’
But one passenger, who was not part of the group, said the Flybe staff might have ‘overreacted’ in the situation.
Speaking to MailOnline Travel, 24-year-old business analyst Christian Lillie said: ‘They did not appear to be abusive or threatening but I wasn’t close enough to hear what was said.
‘There were no raised voices, it seems as if Flybe staff overreacted.
‘We were told by the cabin crew that we had to disembark because of an ‘issue’ and the police were present I believe in case something did kick off.
‘But the police told us that it was not their decision for us to leave it was the pilot’s decision.’

Talk about horrible flying experiences these days. I hate flying now. Its packed people in a congested ass cabin with half the people sick all coughing and sneezing with never enough space for your own comfort. Well top that with getting their ear chewed off and you have one of the worst flight experiences ever. He probably thought he was gonna have a nice time get outta Newcastle for a little vacation ending the summer with a nice drug fueled orgy parting in an Ibiza dance club with some Euro chicks. Probably woulda been a wonderful time but here we are now. Summers still hot, you probably have to go back to work soon, you got a monster medical bill probably now, you definitely didn’t stick ur dick in some strange and now you probably get called Holyfield but not for the muscles or boxing legacy. Just for the fact that your ear got bit off by another human dude. If you weren’t confined to a god damn flying box this would never of happened.

Fun Fact- My uncle got part of his ear bit off by a chick he was dating once.

This Black Dude Just CRUSHING A 7 Hour Road Trip Sing-a-long style.

Love a nice road trip with the right jams. Shit makes the drive go by way faster when you’re having a good time belting out tunes. White rhino wasn’t just playing some new age bullshit either. Yea dude had some Silento and some new stuff playing but dude was also coming with classic fire jams. Some Mariah, N’Sync, Sisqo, Nelly. List goes on and on. Sure he had some unconventional road trip songs like Papa Roach. But the fact that he knew it was incredible. Not to mention the trip is supposedly 7 hours. Guy probably rocked out to some groups entire discography. The best part is a lot of those songs are like guilty pleasures which would suck if you got caught rocking out to those on normal roads but when you’re on the open high way where people cant stay watching you, you gotta let it all out.

His sister was a bitch though. Never seen a woman so still during a Mariah Carey song. If Im the one doing all the work driving and trying to make the drive fun for the past 7 hours don’t just jump in with little claps during the Friends theme song and think you’re not gonna get a stare down.

Guy Arrested In New York For Impersonating a Doctor In His Basement

STATEN ISLAND , N.Y., Aug. 15 (UPI) -- A 43-year-old former flight attendant was arrested Friday on charges he pretended to be a medical doctor and psychologist, allegedly treating more than 100 patients from his basement apartment for the past three years. Donald Lee-Edwards, of New York, never graduated medical school or earned a doctoral degree to be licensed for either profession, Acting Richmond County District Attorney Daniel Master said. But he prescribed patients medications and took blood and urine samples, investigators said. "He merely bestowed upon himself the professional titles of clinical psychologist and medical doctor," Master said. "He is neither trained nor licensed to provide any mental health or medical services." Prosecutors said Lee-Edwards had been seeing patients since 2013, billing himself as having worked "extensively with family members and victims of 9/11," although it was unclear if he actually did. Lee-Edwards' attorney Matthew Blum said there is no evidence he ever harmed anyone. "They're alleging he was some sort of doctor who was operating on people," Blum said. "They're turning this guy into a monster. He was really just trying to help some people in his community." Investigators said Lee-Edwards came to the attention of law enforcement after a patient became suspicious of his unorthodox bedside manner, talking about other patients, bragging he graduated high school at age 13 and saying he attended law school.

STATEN ISLAND , N.Y., Aug. 15 (UPI) — A 43-year-old former flight attendant was arrested Friday on charges he pretended to be a medical doctor and psychologist, allegedly treating more than 100 patients from his basement apartment for the past three years.
Donald Lee-Edwards, of New York, never graduated medical school or earned a doctoral degree to be licensed for either profession, Acting Richmond County District Attorney Daniel Master said. But he prescribed patients medications and took blood and urine samples, investigators said.
“He merely bestowed upon himself the professional titles of clinical psychologist and medical doctor,” Master said. “He is neither trained nor licensed to provide any mental health or medical services.”
Prosecutors said Lee-Edwards had been seeing patients since 2013, billing himself as having worked “extensively with family members and victims of 9/11,” although it was unclear if he actually did.
Lee-Edwards’ attorney Matthew Blum said there is no evidence he ever harmed anyone.
“They’re alleging he was some sort of doctor who was operating on people,” Blum said. “They’re turning this guy into a monster. He was really just trying to help some people in his community.”
Investigators said Lee-Edwards came to the attention of law enforcement after a patient became suspicious of his unorthodox bedside manner, talking about other patients, bragging he graduated high school at age 13 and saying he attended law school.

Well bro looks like you were one humble brag too many and you got your self fucked. Only thing i know about psychology and being a doctor is you can’t talk about other patients. Everyone old enough to speak knows that i think. That shit happens in T.V shows all the time. Now personally depending on how much he’s charging, i wouldn’t be too pissed. I mean 90% of the time therapy sessions are letting people sit on the couch and tell about their feelings. Thats outrageous that people go pay to do that but they do and it helps. If people went to Donny here just to let out some stress and let the patients breathe then was it really that wrong? Besides, if people cant realize that no real professional psychologist has a practice in their basement with no secretary then thats kinda their fault. But if he could kinda treat people at a fraction of the cost then i can’t be too mad at this guy.

P.s- Bragging that you graduated high school at age 13 is such a loser move and saying you went to Law school instead of medical school doesn’t help your character of a doctor.

Pro Tip: If You Want To Be A Good Assassin, You Probably Need Both Your Legs And Know How To Operate a Gun.

Legless Assassin Can't Get His Shot Off And is tackled after his attempted killing ..... you cant see such a thing in any other part of the world. Only in Turkey. such a fucked up country Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=354_1439677517#flEBgmbRWAZP9Dvg.99

Legless Assassin Can’t Get His Shot Off
And is tackled after his attempted killing ….. you cant see such a thing in any other part of the world. Only in Turkey. such a fucked up country
Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=354_1439677517#flEBgmbRWAZP9Dvg.99

VIDEO HERE

This could’ve been a brilliant move who ever put the hit out. Its kinda like in Smokin Ace’s if anyone seen that movie, Lazlo Soot the professional hit man. Dude just takes on a bunch of disguises and at one point he’s this black homeless looking dude with dreads in a wheel chair and lo and behold he’s actually an assassin with duel machine guns pumping lead into a group of people while he’s actually white with working legs. Its unsuspecting.

This guy however is the opposite of being a good assassin. If he were a good assassin he would not have done the following 1.) Not been just casually strolling down the street with a pistol in hand with his crutch. Amateur hour. You gotta keep that shit tucked somewhere and look all cool pulling it out. 2.) he would’ve used a gun that actually works. Dude pointed it at his mark for like 10 mississippi’s before trying to rack the slide from a jam or something. You can literally kill 10 people in 10 seconds probably even more if you’re skilled but he killed zero. Above all gotta make sure you have a working gun during a hit. Day 1 stuff. 3.) You need working legs. Plain and simple. Get robot legs or those blade runner contraptions. anything. If all had gone correct he couldn’t even run away. Guy would have to hobble away. In his situation if he had another leg i feel like things would’ve just worked. Gun probably wouldn’t jam, mark would’ve been killed, He would’ve gone to his safe spot counting his turkish lira. But instead he’s short a wheel, picked a profession that he’s incapable of doing well and from that decision also picked a gun that doesn’t work. I want to hate this guy for being an assassin but im more embarassed for him. Got tackled on the job and it all started from a series of bad decisions that began with missing one leg….Also living in Turkey, thats also a bad move.

Some Chick White Tiger In India is Getting Pissed Because The Male White Tiger Wont Fuck Her

(NEWSER) – Male tigers are a lot like human men when it comes to sex. They're shy and awkward about their bodies if they haven't spent a lot of time around female tigers. They take libido enhancers when they get older. And, if a partner their own age isn't doing it for them, they consider trading them in for a younger, prettier tiger. BBC News reports India's Alipore zoo is having a difficult time getting its 10-year-old white tiger Vishal to mate. The zoo has tried vitamins and even de-worming him; nothing seems to be working. Experts are blaming the fact that Vishal was born in captivity, meaning he doesn't have much experience with females and might not understand the biological signals his body is sending, according to the Times of India. Plus, Vishal is at the outer limits of breeding age for tigers. This is apparently frustrating to Rupa, a female white tiger the zoo has assigned to breed with Vishal. While in heat, Rupa will chase, touch, and scratch Vishal, but he "runs away with his tail between his legs," a veterinary consultant tells the Times. Zoo staff have been trying to mate the two tigers for six months, and it's important they succeed because the zoo's tiger population is getting older and hasn't had a birth in more than a decade. Now, staff are considering trying Vishal out with a much younger Bengal tiger named Rani, who is described as having "a very beautiful face," the BBC reports. Ouch, Rupa.

(NEWSER) – Male tigers are a lot like human men when it comes to sex. They’re shy and awkward about their bodies if they haven’t spent a lot of time around female tigers. They take libido enhancers when they get older. And, if a partner their own age isn’t doing it for them, they consider trading them in for a younger, prettier tiger. BBC News reports India’s Alipore zoo is having a difficult time getting its 10-year-old white tiger Vishal to mate. The zoo has tried vitamins and even de-worming him; nothing seems to be working. Experts are blaming the fact that Vishal was born in captivity, meaning he doesn’t have much experience with females and might not understand the biological signals his body is sending, according to the Times of India. Plus, Vishal is at the outer limits of breeding age for tigers.
This is apparently frustrating to Rupa, a female white tiger the zoo has assigned to breed with Vishal. While in heat, Rupa will chase, touch, and scratch Vishal, but he “runs away with his tail between his legs,” a veterinary consultant tells the Times. Zoo staff have been trying to mate the two tigers for six months, and it’s important they succeed because the zoo’s tiger population is getting older and hasn’t had a birth in more than a decade. Now, staff are considering trying Vishal out with a much younger Bengal tiger named Rani, who is described as having “a very beautiful face,” the BBC reports. Ouch, Rupa.

I feel bad for my boy, Vishal here. Guy’s going through a mid life crisis and here Rupa is just making things worse by chasing and scratching him trying to get him to fuck her only thinking about her own needs. I bet Vishal thinks to him self that he’s like 10 years old already and doesnt know if he can raise a kid anymore. Maybe he’s just not cut out for father material. I mean christ, he was bred in captivity. Guy didn’t get to experience wild tiger ass and never got to experience being on his own. And now he’s probably put on a few pounds drinking more and more and not feeling him self and he knows he can’t put on quite the performance. Its a sad cycle of life. Hey Rupa you bitch, sympathize with my man here a little. Quit thinking about your needs. Maybe one day give him a wake up beej or something fun. Something to spark his confidence and spark his libido naturally. I mean he’s taking vitamin viagra for you for christ sakes. Im sure once its all said and done he’ll be the man you want him to be but right now he needs a little spark. He doesnt need you clawing him and leaving him for another younger hotter tiger just because you want a baby. If anything i hope they double down and get some hot 18 year old equivalent of a tiger who happens to love older tigers and just goes to town on Vishal. You wanna look for younger tiger, Rupa? Well So might my boy Vishal if you want to play that game. Lets see how that affects your confidence.

 

German Man Holds The Guinness World Records For Longest Birthday By Flying Through Different Time Zones.

Guinness-No one ever wants their birthday to end, but Sven Hagemeier from Germany managed to keep his special day going for almost two days by crossing between different time zones, this day last year, as he was turning 26 years old.   Over the course of 46 hours, Sven flew from Auckland (New Zealand), to Brisbane (Australia) and then to Honolulu (Hawaii), achieving a record for the Longest birthday ever.   Sven's elongated birthday celebrations beat the previous record set by Nargis Bhimji of Karachi, celebrated her birthday for 35 hours 25min by crossing time zones after flying from Karachi to Singapore and then to San Francisco back in June 1998.   Speaking of his record-breaking birthday celebrations, Sven said, “I have known Guinness World Records since my childhood and I am a huge fan … I always asked myself if it would be possible to set a record myself. After I found the perfect record for me, I felt confident I could become a record holder.”   The birthday-boy spent the majority of two days in an aeroplane enjoying plane food, working out how to stay comfortable on long-haul flights, and communicating using hand-gestures.   In New Zealand, Sven met Khan, a particularly accommodating taxi driver who managed to show him many of Auckland's most interesting places in just an hour and a half. Everyone wanted to get involved in his record attempt and Sven arrived back home feeling happy that, “you will get help, wherever you are in this world.” But Sven’s extended-birthday highlight was landing in Hawaii at midnight, with the knowledge that he had successfully set the record and that his wife was there waiting for him.   Sven described his Guinness World Records certificate as “an incredible present”.   This year, however, Sven plans to celebrate his birthday in a more low-key, traditional manner - at home with just his family - happy 27th birthday Sven!

Guinness-No one ever wants their birthday to end, but Sven Hagemeier from Germany managed to keep his special day going for almost two days by crossing between different time zones, this day last year, as he was turning 26 years old.
Over the course of 46 hours, Sven flew from Auckland (New Zealand), to Brisbane (Australia) and then to Honolulu (Hawaii), achieving a record for the Longest birthday ever.
Sven’s elongated birthday celebrations beat the previous record set by Nargis Bhimji of Karachi, celebrated her birthday for 35 hours 25min by crossing time zones after flying from Karachi to Singapore and then to San Francisco back in June 1998.
Speaking of his record-breaking birthday celebrations, Sven said, “I have known Guinness World Records since my childhood and I am a huge fan … I always asked myself if it would be possible to set a record myself. After I found the perfect record for me, I felt confident I could become a record holder.”
The birthday-boy spent the majority of two days in an aeroplane enjoying plane food, working out how to stay comfortable on long-haul flights, and communicating using hand-gestures.
In New Zealand, Sven met Khan, a particularly accommodating taxi driver who managed to show him many of Auckland’s most interesting places in just an hour and a half. Everyone wanted to get involved in his record attempt and Sven arrived back home feeling happy that, “you will get help, wherever you are in this world.”
But Sven’s extended-birthday highlight was landing in Hawaii at midnight, with the knowledge that he had successfully set the record and that his wife was there waiting for him.
Sven described his Guinness World Records certificate as “an incredible present”.
This year, however, Sven plans to celebrate his birthday in a more low-key, traditional manner – at home with just his family – happy 27th birthday Sven!

Im gonna hope Sven only put out this PG version of his 26 birthday so his wife doesnt nag him. I mean first off, wife at 26? Laaaammmmeeeeee. Look flying in planes suck. Its never any fun. You’re in a cramped ass seat, and as of recently theres a strong record of planes fucking up and crashing into the oceans never to be seen again. They’re the worst. So thats how you want to spend your 26th birthday? Do better than that, Sven. You dont get many more of these because soon enough your 30 and have a kid and you just wasted your birthday flying and driving around for an hour at a time. That version of your birthday sounds awful.

My Version of your birthday however could be awesome. Heres what i would do. Unload a couple hundred bucks and each place just get the best hooker you can find. I mean yea that sounds kinda skeezy but kinda awesome too. I mean c’mon. Hawaii, Australia, and New Zealand?

Exhibit a.) Hawaiiini6sktirskj8lkxbygh

Exhibit b.) New ZealandNew-Zealand-Girl-500x333

Exhibit c.) Australia011866-women-surfers 52764910caf3a8437b92377bb0695ee9

Yea, my point exactly. Im gonna assume you took like three grand out at the ATM and just went from airport to hotel room and found a chick to stuff. I mean those are all island surf countries which means there has to be some soul surfer chick available. Lay down the “Hey its my 26th birthday and im trying to set a world record at the same time, wanna be apart of it?” line and you’re bound to get one. One hot one too. So yea Sven im gonna give you the old wink wink nudge nudge, you spent your 26th birthday going 3 of the hottest islands just flying and doing quick tourist stuff and eating shitty airplane food. But deep down in side I hope you were partying with reef girls and saying Mahalo to some Hawaiian chick in a lei.

Some Chick Decided To Get her Senior Photos Taken At Taco Bell

Senior photos have always been the most unnatural pictures that are meant to seem untaught. We remember taking a senior photo while leaning against a fake brick wall, looking tough. All copies of it have hopefully been burned. But for Ritenour High School senior Brittany Creech of St. Louis, the inspiration for great senior pictures came to her in the form of Fourth Meal. The 17-year-old told The Huffington Post she jokingly tweeted about taking the photos at Taco Bell a few weeks ago. Then, Creech said, she started to take the idea more seriously. She spoke with photographer Brendan Batchelor, who was into it. The rest is viral Internet history. "People find it funny that I wasn’t joking about it," Creech said. "The employees thought it was great. They were laughing and they were like, ‘Are you serious?'" Creech said now when she goes into her local Taco Bell, people ask to take photos with her. "Now that it's on the news, it's a bigger thing," she said. Some told Creech they don't approve of the unique setting for the sacred high school tradition. But she said it's all in good fun. "It's honestly just a joke," she said. "It's nice to see something on the news that's not negative."

Source– Senior photos have always been the most unnatural pictures that are meant to seem untaught. We remember taking a senior photo while leaning against a fake brick wall, looking tough. All copies of it have hopefully been burned.
But for Ritenour High School senior Brittany Creech of St. Louis, the inspiration for great senior pictures came to her in the form of Fourth Meal.
The 17-year-old told The Huffington Post she jokingly tweeted about taking the photos at Taco Bell a few weeks ago.
Then, Creech said, she started to take the idea more seriously. She spoke with photographer Brendan Batchelor, who was into it. The rest is viral Internet history.
“People find it funny that I wasn’t joking about it,” Creech said. “The employees thought it was great. They were laughing and they were like, ‘Are you serious?'”
Creech said now when she goes into her local Taco Bell, people ask to take photos with her.
“Now that it’s on the news, it’s a bigger thing,” she said.
Some told Creech they don’t approve of the unique setting for the sacred high school tradition. But she said it’s all in good fun.
“It’s honestly just a joke,” she said. “It’s nice to see something on the news that’s not negative.”

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Im not gonna lie i kinda hate this move. I feel like Taco Bell has been turned kinda hipster ish. Guys for a long time have loved Taco Bell but Girls use to think it was gross. “Blah Blah Blah Ewww its not real meat i cant believe you’d eat that!” Thats the norm that I’m use to and i don’t like change. Then all of a sudden I feel like girls want to be Edgy and all “IDGAF I eat Taco Bell, im not like all the other girls except i kinda am but guys will think im cool because im eating Taco Bell.” Its annoying. Maybe I hate it because it felt sacred to me. Yea everyone did McDonalds and BK but Me and my friends especially stuck with Taco Bell through thick and thin. Maybe that makes us Hipster-ish but i dont care. We roll with the Bell till the death through think and thin and Animal meat scandals. Fuck this girl. She’s not even eating anything. All it is is here there drinking a soda, probably even just water. If you want to make your mark senior year by having Taco Bell in your senior photos then you should have a beefy 5 layer all in your grill. Beef Chalupas and a Mountain Dew Baja Blast till the death. Chicken Quesadilla to split with your boys.

An Australian Professor Grew An Ear On His Arm And Plans To Hook It Up to Wifi so Everyone Can Hear Him.

Source- An artist who is growing an ear out of his arm has revealed how he plans to connect it to the internet so people can use it to listen to him. Australian oddball Stelarc has told how he wants to make the extra organ a porthole for people to listen in to his life, wherever they may be. The Curtin University professor, real name Stelios Arcadiou, originally came up with the idea for the ear back in 1996 and managed to convince a team of boffins to go ahead with it using his own tissue samples. Early attempts to install a microchip proved fruitless, but now the 69-year-old has announced plans to use his own stem cells to make the ear more three dimensional so that the microchip can be put in without the possibility of infection, and then linked up to wireless internet. He told ABC: "This ear is not for me, I've got two good ears to hear with. This ear is a remote listening device for people in other places.

Source- An artist who is growing an ear out of his arm has revealed how he plans to connect it to the internet so people can use it to listen to him.
Australian oddball Stelarc has told how he wants to make the extra organ a porthole for people to listen in to his life, wherever they may be.
The Curtin University professor, real name Stelios Arcadiou, originally came up with the idea for the ear back in 1996 and managed to convince a team of boffins to go ahead with it using his own tissue samples.
Early attempts to install a microchip proved fruitless, but now the 69-year-old has announced plans to use his own stem cells to make the ear more three dimensional so that the microchip can be put in without the possibility of infection, and then linked up to wireless internet.
He told ABC: “This ear is not for me, I’ve got two good ears to hear with. This ear is a remote listening device for people in other places.

Stelarc

 

The bottom line to this guy is that you have to be suuuper cocky to believe that ANY ONE wants to listen you you blabble 24/7 over the internet and through your wonky gross arm ear all all things. I mean spending twenty years boiling over the thought that people want to listen to you sooo much from your arm ear is cocky. He just pursued the idea for 20 years. twenty years. Thats insane. So much so that this guy probably as insane as Hitler. Oh you want to make sure your propaganda is spewing 24/7 from your arm ear? I bet hitler wanted to broadcast his kampf to millions of the arian nation too he just wasn’t looney enough to have an ear grown right in the middle of his forearm (and probs lacked the tech.)

This also is another reason why i hate a lot of art hipsters. Always wanting to be weird and show off and all of it to some degree is because they’re craving attention. “Oh look at my funky hair cut, i draw lines on this canvas to convey my emotions. oh look at my arm ear, i want the world to listen to everything i say.” So annoying. The worst.

These Are The 6 Words Women Hate.

Moist', at 77 per cent was - not surprisingly - the most unanimously loathed. There’s even a Facebook group called 'I Hate the Word Moist' which boasts nearly 7,000 followers, and in a recent Mississippi State University poll, 'moist' was named as one the ugliest words in the English language. In fact, the word is so despised that scientists have searched for a reason why. Thibodeau and his fellow researchers initially believed that it was the hard '-oist' sound that provoked disgusted reactions, but they noted in a 2014 study that participants did not have the same response to rhyming words such as 'hoist' or 'foist'. Experts found that participants especially hated the word when it followed vulgar sexual words, but were less disgusted when it came after food-related words, such as cake. Coming closely behind, at 68 per cent, was 'squirt'. Once again, the researchers believe that this can be explained due to the fact that 'squirting' is slang for female ejaculation - a highly-searched term in porn videos. Just over half of the women polled - 54 per cent - put 'panties' at the top of their list. Dr Thibodeau believes 'panties' was seen as unpleasant because of the weird juxtaposition of the word’s two connotations: one with childhood, the other with – once again - eroticism. Next on the list is 'chunky' - which is fine, the survey noted, when used as a descriptor for peanut butter - just not for people. Respondents pointed out that unlike words like 'curvy' or 'full-figured', 'chunky' brings to mind a boxy shape rather than an hourglass. For 40 per cent of women, 'curd' is a dirty word. Thiboudeau believes that this is because the word sounds similar to several 'gross' things including turd, crud, and curdle. For the 22 per cent of people who listed 'flap' as a problem word, Thibodeau believes that two facts - similarity to the word 'fap' used among younger people to mean masturbation - and the medical memories that many associate with the term 'skin flap' – a phrase that is definitely not sexy.

Moist’, at 77 per cent was – not surprisingly – the most unanimously loathed.
There’s even a Facebook group called ‘I Hate the Word Moist’ which boasts nearly 7,000 followers, and in a recent Mississippi State University poll, ‘moist’ was named as one the ugliest words in the English language.
In fact, the word is so despised that scientists have searched for a reason why.
Thibodeau and his fellow researchers initially believed that it was the hard ‘-oist’ sound that provoked disgusted reactions, but they noted in a 2014 study that participants did not have the same response to rhyming words such as ‘hoist’ or ‘foist’.
Experts found that participants especially hated the word when it followed vulgar sexual words, but were less disgusted when it came after food-related words, such as cake.
Coming closely behind, at 68 per cent, was ‘squirt’.
Once again, the researchers believe that this can be explained due to the fact that ‘squirting’ is slang for female ejaculation – a highly-searched term in porn videos.
Just over half of the women polled – 54 per cent – put ‘panties’ at the top of their list.
Dr Thibodeau believes ‘panties’ was seen as unpleasant because of the weird juxtaposition of the word’s two connotations: one with childhood, the other with – once again – eroticism.
Next on the list is ‘chunky’ – which is fine, the survey noted, when used as a descriptor for peanut butter – just not for people.
Respondents pointed out that unlike words like ‘curvy’ or ‘full-figured’, ‘chunky’ brings to mind a boxy shape rather than an hourglass.
For 40 per cent of women, ‘curd’ is a dirty word. Thiboudeau believes that this is because the word sounds similar to several ‘gross’ things including turd, crud, and curdle.
For the 22 per cent of people who listed ‘flap’ as a problem word, Thibodeau believes that two facts – similarity to the word ‘fap’ used among younger people to mean masturbation – and the medical memories that many associate with the term ‘skin flap’ – a phrase that is definitely not sexy.

“I wish she squirted when I OTPF’ed her moist panties but instead she leaked some chunky curd between her flap. That sentence nearly made me puke but almost certainly made a chicks head explode in disgust.

1.) Moist- Gross. Puke everywhere. it doubles because when you think of Moist, you think of the phrase…

2.) Panties- Moist panties. Panties the word on its own isnt that bad, Its about how you say it. “Quit getting ur panties in a bunch!” That doesn’t sound bad. “I want to take off your panties” If you say that out loud in a certain tone, you’re a rapist.  As a guy I dont even want to hear it. Yea i want get your panties wet, at no point though we shouldnt have to say that they’re just “Moist.”

3.) Squirted– Are chicks just talking about squirting so much that they’re using it in daily conversation or something? I mean its a rare thing i think. I’ve seen pornos where the guy give a chick a two seam fast ball and she’s still not squirting so i don’t think its a thing that can happen with all chicks which leads me to think they don’t say it that often. Either way squirt isnt that bad of them.

4.) Chunky– This one isnt that bad. I mean to get to that point of disgust i guess you think of liek the most southern gross chucky chick naked i think. I feel like chunky guys look gross, but chunky girls look a lot grosser i think. I think chicks would agree with that. Im talking like Honey Boo Boo’s mom chunky. Thats pretty offensive i guess. Chunky peanut butter though aint bad.

5.) Curd– I mildly get it. I think of cheese curds which from my experience with poutine is good. Shits basically just cheese. But then if u think about the process of making cheese and then the word bacteria comes up and enzymes and shit and that just not a sexy word at all.

6.) Flap– Thats offensive. If you use the word flap and its not like flap your wings then its gross. I mean that opinion can’t just me mines and all these girls in the world. The reason being,and heres the kicker, i think of the term thats never and shouldn’t be used but “meat flaps” and you think of the grossest most used vaginas ever.

And thats really the common denominator with these 6 words. 4/6 DEFINITELY have to do with a girls pussy. Gross! you girls are disgusting with that thing between your legs!. ** PUKE EVERYWHERE**NO HOMO**

–  The word Vagina is also gross, everything about it is gross. Nothing great about it unless a dick is between it. Not saying penises aren’t gross, I’m saying they should interact with each other cause if not you just have a gross thing between your legs.

  • This post is so god damn gross and weird to write

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Kid Who wants To Look LIke Channing Tatum So Much that he Burned a Hole in his Throat from Teeth Whiting Products? NSFW

Source- A young man who was desperate to transform himself into Hollywood heartthrob Channing Tatum without ditching his ten cigarettes a day habit was left with a hole through his throat - from a tooth whitening kit. Jake Barrett, 22, almost died from a severe allergic reaction to the £65 Crest 1hr Express strips he had bough online. The young man from Rushton in Northamptonshire was left with a bulging sac of peroxide bleach under his tongue, which, had it burst, would have killed him. Her said: "The doctor told me that the sac that had formed was the size of a grape, and so delicate that any moment it could have leaked hydrogen peroxide down my throat. "If that had happened, I would have got peroxide poisoning and died." Jake said he noticed the lump just 48 hours after applying the strips, but at first dismissed it. He said: "I wasn't sure what the liquid was, or why it had formed, but I assumed I would be OK and that the penicillin I was taking for something else would treat that, too. He was rushed to Northampton Hospital for an emergency three-hour operation to drain the sac via a tube inserted through an incision in his chin. He also had one of his back teeth removed, because it had become infected with peroxide, and after ten days in hospital, was finally allowed home. Now, Jake, who smokes 10 cigarettes and drinks six coffees a day says he will avoid DIY beauty products, but will not give up his dreams of having a Hollywood smile. Last month he splashed out £100 for professional laser teeth-whitening at a local beauty salon. He said: "I've always admired Channing Tatum's smile - it's just gleaming. "DIY beauty treatments are a complete hazard - I had no idea what was in the products or how to use them properly and the consequence was terrifying. "Now, I feel lucky to be alive. "I've got my gleaming teeth - now I just need to work on my six-pack." Crest's parent company, Proctor and Gamble, have said they are aware of the incident and are investigating.

Source- A young man who was desperate to transform himself into Hollywood heartthrob Channing Tatum without ditching his ten cigarettes a day habit was left with a hole through his throat – from a tooth whitening kit.
Jake Barrett, 22, almost died from a severe allergic reaction to the £65 Crest 1hr Express strips he had bough online.
The young man from Rushton in Northamptonshire was left with a bulging sac of peroxide bleach under his tongue, which, had it burst, would have killed him.
Her said: “The doctor told me that the sac that had formed was the size of a grape, and so delicate that any moment it could have leaked hydrogen peroxide down my throat.
“If that had happened, I would have got peroxide poisoning and died.”
Jake said he noticed the lump just 48 hours after applying the strips, but at first dismissed it.
He said: “I wasn’t sure what the liquid was, or why it had formed, but I assumed I would be OK and that the penicillin I was taking for something else would treat that, too.
He was rushed to Northampton Hospital for an emergency three-hour operation to drain the sac via a tube inserted through an incision in his chin.
He also had one of his back teeth removed, because it had become infected with peroxide, and after ten days in hospital, was finally allowed home.
Now, Jake, who smokes 10 cigarettes and drinks six coffees a day says he will avoid DIY beauty products, but will not give up his dreams of having a Hollywood smile.
Last month he splashed out £100 for professional laser teeth-whitening at a local beauty salon.
He said: “I’ve always admired Channing Tatum’s smile – it’s just gleaming.
“DIY beauty treatments are a complete hazard – I had no idea what was in the products or how to use them properly and the consequence was terrifying.
“Now, I feel lucky to be alive.
“I’ve got my gleaming teeth – now I just need to work on my six-pack.”
Crest’s parent company, Proctor and Gamble, have said they are aware of the incident and are investigating.

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Hey Kid who desperately wants to look like Channing Tatum, you know what Channing Tatum doesnt have? A gaping hole in his throat.  You should focus on the 6 pack, the height, the hair, the jaw line and the look of “o have almost nothing going on in my brain right now but want to slay tons of chicks and make funny movies”. Listen the dude slays it but his teeth arent even like a thing. I mean one google search of him and no picture pops up with his teeth showing.

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Its actually quite baffling that none all of those photos dont have his teeth showing. But then again dude’s known for his body. Teeth are last of his worries because of hollywood life. All you need to do is get veneers. One quick fix. If you think hollywood actors are strolling through walgreens and getting a pack of white stripes like commoners pick up a pack of condoms you’re crazy. You wanna look like the hollywood actor then act like one. Hair products and movie abs. Veneers and raw dog pulling out = hollywood. And dont get chemically burned holes through your throat.