“I wish she squirted when I OTPF’ed her moist panties but instead she leaked some chunky curd between her flap.“ That sentence nearly made me puke but almost certainly made a chicks head explode in disgust.
1.) Moist- Gross. Puke everywhere. it doubles because when you think of Moist, you think of the phrase…
2.) Panties- Moist panties. Panties the word on its own isnt that bad, Its about how you say it. “Quit getting ur panties in a bunch!” That doesn’t sound bad. “I want to take off your panties” If you say that out loud in a certain tone, you’re a rapist. As a guy I dont even want to hear it. Yea i want get your panties wet, at no point though we shouldnt have to say that they’re just “Moist.”
3.) Squirted– Are chicks just talking about squirting so much that they’re using it in daily conversation or something? I mean its a rare thing i think. I’ve seen pornos where the guy give a chick a two seam fast ball and she’s still not squirting so i don’t think its a thing that can happen with all chicks which leads me to think they don’t say it that often. Either way squirt isnt that bad of them.
4.) Chunky– This one isnt that bad. I mean to get to that point of disgust i guess you think of liek the most southern gross chucky chick naked i think. I feel like chunky guys look gross, but chunky girls look a lot grosser i think. I think chicks would agree with that. Im talking like Honey Boo Boo’s mom chunky. Thats pretty offensive i guess. Chunky peanut butter though aint bad.
5.) Curd– I mildly get it. I think of cheese curds which from my experience with poutine is good. Shits basically just cheese. But then if u think about the process of making cheese and then the word bacteria comes up and enzymes and shit and that just not a sexy word at all.
6.) Flap– Thats offensive. If you use the word flap and its not like flap your wings then its gross. I mean that opinion can’t just me mines and all these girls in the world. The reason being,and heres the kicker, i think of the term thats never and shouldn’t be used but “meat flaps” and you think of the grossest most used vaginas ever.
And thats really the common denominator with these 6 words. 4/6 DEFINITELY have to do with a girls pussy. Gross! you girls are disgusting with that thing between your legs!. ** PUKE EVERYWHERE**NO HOMO**
– The word Vagina is also gross, everything about it is gross. Nothing great about it unless a dick is between it. Not saying penises aren’t gross, I’m saying they should interact with each other cause if not you just have a gross thing between your legs.
- This post is so god damn gross and weird to write