Some Chick White Tiger In India is Getting Pissed Because The Male White Tiger Wont Fuck Her

(NEWSER) – Male tigers are a lot like human men when it comes to sex. They're shy and awkward about their bodies if they haven't spent a lot of time around female tigers. They take libido enhancers when they get older. And, if a partner their own age isn't doing it for them, they consider trading them in for a younger, prettier tiger. BBC News reports India's Alipore zoo is having a difficult time getting its 10-year-old white tiger Vishal to mate. The zoo has tried vitamins and even de-worming him; nothing seems to be working. Experts are blaming the fact that Vishal was born in captivity, meaning he doesn't have much experience with females and might not understand the biological signals his body is sending, according to the Times of India. Plus, Vishal is at the outer limits of breeding age for tigers. This is apparently frustrating to Rupa, a female white tiger the zoo has assigned to breed with Vishal. While in heat, Rupa will chase, touch, and scratch Vishal, but he "runs away with his tail between his legs," a veterinary consultant tells the Times. Zoo staff have been trying to mate the two tigers for six months, and it's important they succeed because the zoo's tiger population is getting older and hasn't had a birth in more than a decade. Now, staff are considering trying Vishal out with a much younger Bengal tiger named Rani, who is described as having "a very beautiful face," the BBC reports. Ouch, Rupa.

(NEWSER) – Male tigers are a lot like human men when it comes to sex. They’re shy and awkward about their bodies if they haven’t spent a lot of time around female tigers. They take libido enhancers when they get older. And, if a partner their own age isn’t doing it for them, they consider trading them in for a younger, prettier tiger. BBC News reports India’s Alipore zoo is having a difficult time getting its 10-year-old white tiger Vishal to mate. The zoo has tried vitamins and even de-worming him; nothing seems to be working. Experts are blaming the fact that Vishal was born in captivity, meaning he doesn’t have much experience with females and might not understand the biological signals his body is sending, according to the Times of India. Plus, Vishal is at the outer limits of breeding age for tigers.
This is apparently frustrating to Rupa, a female white tiger the zoo has assigned to breed with Vishal. While in heat, Rupa will chase, touch, and scratch Vishal, but he “runs away with his tail between his legs,” a veterinary consultant tells the Times. Zoo staff have been trying to mate the two tigers for six months, and it’s important they succeed because the zoo’s tiger population is getting older and hasn’t had a birth in more than a decade. Now, staff are considering trying Vishal out with a much younger Bengal tiger named Rani, who is described as having “a very beautiful face,” the BBC reports. Ouch, Rupa.

I feel bad for my boy, Vishal here. Guy’s going through a mid life crisis and here Rupa is just making things worse by chasing and scratching him trying to get him to fuck her only thinking about her own needs. I bet Vishal thinks to him self that he’s like 10 years old already and doesnt know if he can raise a kid anymore. Maybe he’s just not cut out for father material. I mean christ, he was bred in captivity. Guy didn’t get to experience wild tiger ass and never got to experience being on his own. And now he’s probably put on a few pounds drinking more and more and not feeling him self and he knows he can’t put on quite the performance. Its a sad cycle of life. Hey Rupa you bitch, sympathize with my man here a little. Quit thinking about your needs. Maybe one day give him a wake up beej or something fun. Something to spark his confidence and spark his libido naturally. I mean he’s taking vitamin viagra for you for christ sakes. Im sure once its all said and done he’ll be the man you want him to be but right now he needs a little spark. He doesnt need you clawing him and leaving him for another younger hotter tiger just because you want a baby. If anything i hope they double down and get some hot 18 year old equivalent of a tiger who happens to love older tigers and just goes to town on Vishal. You wanna look for younger tiger, Rupa? Well So might my boy Vishal if you want to play that game. Lets see how that affects your confidence.

 

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