TSG- A 72-year-old Ohio man was arrested yesterday for allegedly slipping into the residence of a 61-year-old woman and ejaculating into a bottle of orange juice that he then shook up and returned to a refrigerator shelf.
Willis Gene Burdette has been charged with burglary and contaminating a substance for human consumption, according to court filings that detail his conduct Wednesday afternoon in a home in Massillon, a city outside Canton.
Seen above, Burdette was released from jail last night after posting $50,000 bond.
As detailed in felony complaints, Burdette entered the victim’s home at 12:10 PM Wednesday by “using a key located inside of her shed.” Upon gaining access to the residence, Burdette “began to masturbate inside a small tool room near the garage.”
As a home security camera recorded his actions, Burdette “removed a bottle of orange juice from the refrigerator and cum inside the bottle of orange juice.” He then proceeded to “shake the bottle” before returning it to the refrigerator.
The court filings do not reveal whether Burdette knows the victim or if the tainted orange juice was consumed. Burdette lives about six miles from the woman’s home.
I’m kind of impressed here by WIllis Burdette here. I mean sure its a vile disgusting act to break into a persons home just to jerk off in their orange juice. I love a nice glass of orange juice and knowing that someone jerked off in my Florida’s Natural would scar me forever probably and taking that simple joy of orange juice would be devastating. But I’m not the one that got oj with cum in it, it’s someone else, so I’m gonna credit Willis here. Only because he’s fucking 72 years old. I don’t know what the average age is where you lose your libido and can’t get it up anymore but this old son of a bitch is still cranking it. I mean that’s some sick shit. He didn’t just jizz in a bottle either, he fucking shook it up too. Got the pulp and shit to mix with the jizz. That’s some diabolical shit but half the people in his retirement home probably struggle just to get to the front door and here he is breaking into people’s house like he’s Molloy from The Simpsons except much more perverted. Like I said, I don’t like what he did to defile that poor thing of orange juice, but i respect the hell that he’s spry enough to complete the act.
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