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Sometimes When You Kill A Man You Gotta Ease Your Mind By Going To Stripclubs

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A Florida man tried clearing his guilty conscience with a dirty mind. The gunman killed Tarrie Wilder, 42, and then drove about 10 miles south to the Sugar Daddy’s Gentlemen Club on Nov. 13, police said. Cops said Rodney Chavers, 41, went to the strip club to get his mind off the murder, the Sun Sentinel reported. At the jiggle joint, Chavers handed off the weapon to a friend, who told cops he assumed it was because the gunman wanted to get a lap dance. After starting a fight, the pistol-packing perv was thrown out for bringing a gun, cops said. A group of men kindly gave him a lift home, but were in for a surprise. During the ride, Chavers pulled out the gun and told the driver and passengers he killed a man after Wilder punched him in the face, according to a police report. The driver, freaked out by what he had heard, pulled into a gas station after Chavers fell asleep, and called the cops. At about 5:20 a.m. on Nov. 14, cops found the creep snoozing with the gun on his lap. A forensic scientist determined the pistol was used to kill Wilder, according to reports. Chavers is charged with second-degree murder and is being held without bail. During his first court appearance on Tuesday morning, the alleged killer blew a kiss to the crowd, the Palm Beach Post reported.

NYDN- A Florida man tried clearing his guilty conscience with a dirty mind.
The gunman killed Tarrie Wilder, 42, and then drove about 10 miles south to the Sugar Daddy’s Gentlemen Club on Nov. 13, police said.
Cops said Rodney Chavers, 41, went to the strip club to get his mind off the murder, the Sun Sentinel reported.
At the jiggle joint, Chavers handed off the weapon to a friend, who told cops he assumed it was because the gunman wanted to get a lap dance.
After starting a fight, the pistol-packing perv was thrown out for bringing a gun, cops said. A group of men kindly gave him a lift home, but were in for a surprise.
During the ride, Chavers pulled out the gun and told the driver and passengers he killed a man after Wilder punched him in the face, according to a police report.
The driver, freaked out by what he had heard, pulled into a gas station after Chavers fell asleep, and called the cops.
At about 5:20 a.m. on Nov. 14, cops found the creep snoozing with the gun on his lap.
A forensic scientist determined the pistol was used to kill Wilder, according to reports.
Chavers is charged with second-degree murder and is being held without bail.
During his first court appearance on Tuesday morning, the alleged killer blew a kiss to the crowd, the Palm Beach Post reported.

I know people want to say he’s an idiot but can anyone really blame the guy? Going into a strip club sometimes is another world. Its like you’re in a weird drug high sometimes. Theres smoke everywhere, crazy purple lights and trance music playing. Titties everywhere. It puts you in a haze and i know i can’t think straight when I’m in one. Its like bar science where its a place designed to cloud every bit of judgement and make you spend hundreds. If I were to murder a guy, i probably wouldn’t mind getting in some weird high of a place like that. Honestly you can’t think about the murder you just did when a girls rubbing her nipples right in your face and whispering in your ear about needing more money so she’ll blow you for 100$ more. Its a huge distraction. Rodney Chavers here knows it and you know what? The strippers probably don’t care either, they just want the money. I mean look at that place? Sugar D’s at this point looks like a run down trap house being that small and ugly. You think they’re making headlines because they harbored a murderer for a few hours? Their regulars are all probably criminals. This isn’t Scarlett’s where they try to run a legit business or Madonnas where its the novelty strip club on South Beach, this is Sugar D’s, some no name titty bar in West Palm which probably has gone through a couple of raids for illegal shit in there annually.

Quick Tip: If You’re Hiding from Police, Maybe Don’t Hide On Gator Infested Waters

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BREVARD COUNTY, Florida - A Florida man on the prowl to burglarize homes was eaten by an alligator after fleeing deputies, according to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office. The Sheriff's Office said that 22-year-old Matthew Riggins of Palm Bay, Florida, whose body was discovered in a Barefoot Bay lake on November 23, drowned as a result of the alligator attack. During the recovery of Riggins' body, Sheriff’s Dive Team members encountered a large alligator aggressively approaching the area where the body was located. Due to trauma observed on the body, a Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission trapper was called and an alligator approximately 11-foot in length was trapped and euthanized. A forensic examination of the alligator located remains consistent with the injuries to Riggins inside the alligator’s stomach. Investigators believe that the following events led up to the death of Riggins: During the late evening/early morning hours of November 12-13, 2015, Riggins advised his girlfriend that he was going to Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another male subject. At approximately 2 a.m. on November 13, deputies responded to the area of Tequesta Drive in Barefoot Bay after a resident called reporting that two males, dressed in black, were walking behind houses in the area. During a search of the area, two males were observed on Royal Palm Boulevard. Upon seeing the deputies, the male subjects fled on foot in an attempt to avoid apprehension.

BREVARD COUNTY, Florida – A Florida man on the prowl to burglarize homes was eaten by an alligator after fleeing deputies, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.
The Sheriff’s Office said that 22-year-old Matthew Riggins of Palm Bay, Florida, whose body was discovered in a Barefoot Bay lake on November 23, drowned as a result of the alligator attack.
During the recovery of Riggins’ body, Sheriff’s Dive Team members encountered a large alligator aggressively approaching the area where the body was located. Due to trauma observed on the body, a Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission trapper was called and an alligator approximately 11-foot in length was trapped and euthanized. A forensic examination of the alligator located remains consistent with the injuries to Riggins inside the alligator’s stomach.
Investigators believe that the following events led up to the death of Riggins:
During the late evening/early morning hours of November 12-13, 2015, Riggins advised his girlfriend that he was going to Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another male subject.
At approximately 2 a.m. on November 13, deputies responded to the area of Tequesta Drive in Barefoot Bay after a resident called reporting that two males, dressed in black, were walking behind houses in the area. During a search of the area, two males were observed on Royal Palm Boulevard. Upon seeing the deputies, the male subjects fled on foot in an attempt to avoid apprehension.

Fucking Florida, man. I’ve always said to anyone moving here for the first time that you should never start shit with people because in The Sunshine State, you never know which psychopath has a gun and wants to use it. Like the whole Road Rage incident a few years back. The heat gets to our brains and we can’t control our tempers anymore here. Well my second piece of advice is, if you’re on the lam, don’t hide in the wilderness because something in there almost assuredly can and wants to kill you. Its not even like this kid was hiding out in marsh land either. If he was hiding in Billie Swamp Safari, he should 100% expect to get eaten by the 100 or so animals that can kill you out there. But I get the feeling he was almost in some neighborhood retention pond and still got his ass mauled to death by an 11 foot gator. That’s what he have here now self patrolling our streets I guess. Giant ass 11 foot gators in case criminals try to run and hide in residential neighborhoods. I don’t really want anyone to die, but if its a proven method to stopping criminals I’ll be sure to bring it up at the next HOA meeting, having gators patrol the streets at night in case of criminals.

 

 

Yo They Found a 9 foot Anaconda in Brevard County

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BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. —Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials said thanks to a quick report from a fisherman, a nine-foot-long green anaconda was euthanized before escaping into the water in Brevard County on Monday. FWC officials posted a photo of the non-native constrictor on their Facebook page Wednesday. According to FWC, the fisherman reported seeing a "very large snake" at the St. Johns River, near the Brevard-Orange county line. When officers arrived, they found the green anaconda on the riverbank. FWC officers were able to kill the snake before it escaped into the water. Officials said the green anaconda and seven other reptile species are considered dangerous to the ecology and/or health and welfare of the people of Florida. In Florida, green anacondas can only be possessed for research, commercial use or public exhibition purposes. Since the snake was not tagged as required by state law for the species, it's unclear how long the snake was in the wild.

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. —Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission officials said thanks to a quick report from a fisherman, a nine-foot-long green anaconda was euthanized before escaping into the water in Brevard County on Monday.
FWC officials posted a photo of the non-native constrictor on their Facebook page Wednesday.
According to FWC, the fisherman reported seeing a “very large snake” at the St. Johns River, near the Brevard-Orange county line. When officers arrived, they found the green anaconda on the riverbank.
FWC officers were able to kill the snake before it escaped into the water.
Officials said the green anaconda and seven other reptile species are considered dangerous to the ecology and/or health and welfare of the people of Florida.
In Florida, green anacondas can only be possessed for research, commercial use or public exhibition purposes. Since the snake was not tagged as required by state law for the species, it’s unclear how long the snake was in the wild.

Fucking Vicious. Not gonna lie, I’d rather the fact that we have 9 foot Anacondas roaming our backwoods than anything venomous. Cobras? fuck that. They’re fast, got venom, small and agile, and grill the fuck out of you until they decide to kill you. Well with an Anaconda, I feel like they’re a big, worthy enough adversary for my Mossberg. Thats right, 12 gauge slugs to their dome and i wouldn’t even hesitate. And fuck all these people saying they didn’t need to kill it. They dont need to let it live either. Yea its the owners fault for letting it loose in the wild, but im not letting him off the hook either. Lock his ass up for purchasing a god damn jungle snake larger than Manute Bol. If they aint endangered i have no problem with them euthanizing the shit out of it. Once that mother fucker gets into the waters who knows what kinda damage it can do. As far as im concerned it can kill a whole crew of documentary film makers unwillingly lead by Jon Voight. Yea you think they’re harmless and want nothing to do with humans and you go about trying to find the hidden tribe of the Shirishamas and next thing you know you cant scream because a giant ass anaconda is crushing your entire body and you need Ice Cube and J Lo to rescue your ass. Ice these motherfuckers if they’re in our waters.

Come To Florida! We Have Gators Eating The Life Out Of A Python On Our Golf Courses

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NAPLES, Fla. — Instead of taking off a hand, like in the movie “Happy Gilmore,” this golf course gator is making a meal out of a python. Club member Pat Aydellot snapped a photo of the nature-based meal, which was posted on the Facebook page for The Classics Country Club at the Lely Resort in Naples even though Aydellot was playing at a different course at the time.

NAPLES, Fla. —
Instead of taking off a hand, like in the movie “Happy Gilmore,” this golf course gator is making a meal out of a python.
Club member Pat Aydellot snapped a photo of the nature-based meal, which was posted on the Facebook page for The Classics Country Club at the Lely Resort in Naples even though Aydellot was playing at a different course at the time.

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That free advertising right there. How do you get people to come to your Country Club and Resort in Naples besides the appeal of white sand beaches and tropical warm weather and tons of Coastal activities? You send out pictures of two prehistoric primordial dinosaur like creatures fighting right in your backyard concluding with a giant ass alligator closing its jaw lined with sharp teeth down on a giant ass python with close to 3,000 PSI of pressure killing it and inevitably devouring it. That’ll definitely gonna get the snow birds flocking to your resort this holiday season.

America’s Favorite Halloween Candy By State

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We all know, not all Halloween candy is created equal. Whether you're into sour gummies or dark chocolates, everyone knows that playing favorites is inevitable when you're trick or treating. And let's be real - no one is hoping for a 'trick' when they go door to door in their costumes. So, we surveyed over 40,000 Influensters to find out which Halloween candies hold a special place in ALL of our hearts. Check out our infographic below that displays America's favorite Halloween candy for 2015 state by state. Curious as to what stands out? We found it interesting that... + The candy the pulled the highest total number of votes turned out to be Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup -- it was one of only three candies (the other two were Kit Kat and Butterfinger) to be voted by every single state in the U.S. + The candy of choice in the most number of states this year turned out to be the polarizing Halloween staple -- Candy corn. + Candy corn proved to be the top pick for Oregon, Wyoming, Tennessee, Texas, and South Carolina. Does your candy obsession align with others in your state? Could you guess which candy is your state's favorite without looking? Maybe you think a BIG time favorite candy is missing. Whatever it is, tell us in the comments below!

Influenster- We all know, not all Halloween candy is created equal. Whether you’re into sour gummies or dark chocolates, everyone knows that playing favorites is inevitable when you’re trick or treating. And let’s be real – no one is hoping for a ‘trick’ when they go door to door in their costumes.
So, we surveyed over 40,000 Influensters to find out which Halloween candies hold a special place in ALL of our hearts. Check out our infographic below that displays America’s favorite Halloween candy for 2015 state by state. Curious as to what stands out? We found it interesting that…
+ The candy the pulled the highest total number of votes turned out to be Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup — it was one of only three candies (the other two were Kit Kat and Butterfinger) to be voted by every single state in the U.S.
+ The candy of choice in the most number of states this year turned out to be the polarizing Halloween staple — Candy corn.
+ Candy corn proved to be the top pick for Oregon, Wyoming, Tennessee, Texas, and South Carolina.
Does your candy obsession align with others in your state? Could you guess which candy is your state’s favorite without looking? Maybe you think a BIG time favorite candy is missing. Whatever it is, tell us in the comments below!

Not gonna lie, when I looked at the list and saw Crunch was Florida’s number 1 pick I was feeling good about it. Good solid candy chocolate bar. I like Crunch and eat it whenever I have it. But thats the thing, I almost never think about buying it. I love Twix because of the cookie center, and Kit Kats, I had a whole blog on kit kats and how much I want them. But Crunch bar doesn’t really seem that awesome. And then I looked at the rest of the list and once i realized Florida was the only one picking Crunch bars, then it made me wonder why the fuck no one else wants crunch. I mean those murderers and criminals in Maryland are enjoying fucking Almond Joys over Crunch bars. Almond Joys are like the chocolate you threw in as a consolation piece when you’re trying to make a trade for a better piece of candy after trick r treating. I don’t know, now Crunch bars seem like a candy meth addicts would like a lot. Sweet and crunchy and ruins their teeth. I feel like Candy Corn has gotten a bad reputation over the years but some states are going bonkers over candy corn while Crunch bars are just at the tail end of America. I almost hate it now.

P.s- How about the balls on West Virginia to just give out Oreo Cookies on Halloween?

After A 6 Hour Hold up, Jacksonville Couple Say They Will Go Into Custody If They Can “Have Sex One Last Time”

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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Two people were arrested Thursday after a 6 1/2 hour SWAT standoff on the city's Westside, authorities said. Ryan Patrick Bautista, 34, and Leanne Hunn, 30, face charges of false imprisonment and resisting law enforcement without violence. According to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, SWAT negotiators resolved the situation peacefully about 4 a.m. after police first received a call about a man who was wanted on several warrants, including armed burglary, at a mobile home in the 9700 block of Noroad about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday. Police say when they arrived to the home and knocked on the front door, the porch light was immediately turned off. Officers continued to try to make contact with the people inside. About 45 minutes later, a woman came out the door and moments later, another women came outside. Police say both were taken into custody. According to the incident report, one of the women told police she went to the home to celebrate a birthday. The report says she told police they were watching TV when police arrived and Bautista grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the back bedroom. Bautista and Hunn told her she would not be allowed to go outside because they were scared he would be arrested for a warrant, police said. Police say the woman then started to scream but Bautista covered her mouth with his hand and held her down. Seconds later, he let her off the ground but would not let her leave until she began to cry, the report said. The other woman told police she was also allowed to leave after the first woman walked outside. The second woman said they were celebrating her birthday at the trailer. Bautista and Hunn continued to refuse to exit the trailer, police said. Police spoke with Hunn over the phone and she said "she would come out but wanted to have sex with Bautista one last time" and then hung up, according to the report. But police say she did not come out. That's when SWAT was called out. The SWAT team eventually forced entry into the trailer and took Bautista and Hunn into custody. Bautista and Hunn were arrested and taken to jail.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Two people were arrested Thursday after a 6 1/2 hour SWAT standoff on the city’s Westside, authorities said.
Ryan Patrick Bautista, 34, and Leanne Hunn, 30, face charges of false imprisonment and resisting law enforcement without violence.
According to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office, SWAT negotiators resolved the situation peacefully about 4 a.m. after police first received a call about a man who was wanted on several warrants, including armed burglary, at a mobile home in the 9700 block of Noroad about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday.
Police say when they arrived to the home and knocked on the front door, the porch light was immediately turned off. Officers continued to try to make contact with the people inside. About 45 minutes later, a woman came out the door and moments later, another women came outside. Police say both were taken into custody.
According to the incident report, one of the women told police she went to the home to celebrate a birthday. The report says she told police they were watching TV when police arrived and Bautista grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the back bedroom. Bautista and Hunn told her she would not be allowed to go outside because they were scared he would be arrested for a warrant, police said.
Police say the woman then started to scream but Bautista covered her mouth with his hand and held her down. Seconds later, he let her off the ground but would not let her leave until she began to cry, the report said.
The other woman told police she was also allowed to leave after the first woman walked outside. The second woman said they were celebrating her birthday at the trailer.
Bautista and Hunn continued to refuse to exit the trailer, police said. Police spoke with Hunn over the phone and she said “she would come out but wanted to have sex with Bautista one last time” and then hung up, according to the report. But police say she did not come out.
That’s when SWAT was called out.
The SWAT team eventually forced entry into the trailer and took Bautista and Hunn into custody.
Bautista and Hunn were arrested and taken to jail.

There are like 4 demands that i assume a person in a mobile home would make. One is to smoke one last cigarette, one is to finish his beer, the 3rd is to let him get high first ( i saw this a lot in Intervention and Dog The Bounty Hunter), but the best is demanding sex before being hauled off like a piece of meat and locked up in jail. Sounds like such an outrageous demand but deep down inside you know its not. Everyone want’s it. If asked a prisoner about to face the death penalty, He probably wouldn’t want his last meal if he could stick it inside a chick one last time. And some how when I think about Police demands my mind goes back to one of the all time classics, Point break.

Point Break 2: Florida Trailer Park Edition

End scene:

 Lose something, bro?

 Special Agent Utah. l knew l could count on you.

 l've been to every Trailer Park in Jacksonville

Came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Duval, turned out to be Rosie.

Guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better.

Found a passport of yours in Sumatra, missed you by about a week in Ocala.

But l knew you wouldn't miss a  30-year trailer park pussy, Bodhi.

Yeah.

Too bad. You finally get your waves and it's totally closed out.

Just waiting for my set.

 You gotta go down.

You crossed the line and people trusted you and they died.

Yeah, it went bad, went real bad.

Life sure has a sick sense of humour, doesn't it?

 - Still surfing? - Every day.

 Come on, Bodhi. lt's time to go.

You know you gotta go back with me.

 (laughs)

 Sorry, my friend.

                Come on!
(Fight Ensues)

SHlT! NO!

 NO!!

   l told them...

    ..you'd go quietly.

                (helicopter)

                NO!

                You know there's no way l can handle a cage, man.

                l don't care. You gotta go down.

                lt's gotta be that way.

                OK, man. OK.

                l'm screwed.

                l'm gonna go to jail and l'll pay, and Johnny Utah gets his guy. Right?

                Good for you. That's real good.

                You're gonna be a big hero now.

 But look at it, Johnny. Look at it! (points at 30 year old mobile home chick who has definitely been around)

                This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, man.

                Just let me go out there, let me get one fuck before you take me. One nut.

                Where am l gonna go, man?

   Mobile homes on both side. l'm not gonna paddle to New Zealand!

                My whole life has been about this moment, Johnny.

                Come on, compadre.

                Come on.

                COME ON!

                Via con Dios!

Girl Finds A Tortoise On Land, Tries To Save It By Tossing It Into A Lake. Unfortunately Tortoise SInks To The Bottom

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Orlando Weekly- Gopher tortoises don't swim. They sink. However, a recent SnapChat from a Florida woman shows her "saving" a poor gopher tortoise by hurling it into a lake. "Here's a little note to self to anyone who finds a turtle – save it. Don't just leave it on the road. They're so cute," says the woman, holding the doomed reptile. "Turtle saving is a hobby," she proclaims before sending the little guy to a watery grave. Apparently Floridians tossing gopher tortoises into water is a recurring problem. This unfortunate turtle death comes only 5 months after a string of incidents where people "helped" tortoises into the ocean. News13 even ran a story titled, "Gopher tortoises don't swim. Don't help them into the ocean." According to the the FWC, gopher tortoises are a threatened species and are currently protected under Florida state law.

Orlando Weekly- Gopher tortoises don’t swim. They sink. However, a recent SnapChat from a Florida woman shows her “saving” a poor gopher tortoise by hurling it into a lake.
“Here’s a little note to self to anyone who finds a turtle – save it. Don’t just leave it on the road. They’re so cute,” says the woman, holding the doomed reptile.
“Turtle saving is a hobby,” she proclaims before sending the little guy to a watery grave.
Apparently Floridians tossing gopher tortoises into water is a recurring problem. This unfortunate turtle death comes only 5 months after a string of incidents where people “helped” tortoises into the ocean. News13 even ran a story titled, “Gopher tortoises don’t swim. Don’t help them into the ocean.”
According to the the FWC, gopher tortoises are a threatened species and are currently protected under Florida state law.

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Well it seems like we’re just preaching for animals to be left alone between the Animal activist kidnapping dogs and this foolish little girl thinking she’s doing some good in the world. I hope this rocks her to her very core and it should. Here she was all high and mighty trying to preach to people and pumping her ego and snapchat score with this and probably wants to go viral and on buzzfeed as girl who saves turtle. Well guess what? You murdered that poor fucking tortoise Gambino crime family style swimming with the fishes and you fucking smiled doing it. Listen any testudine creature (big fucking word) are fucking longevity creatures. They just last. They don’t need to see the world at a million miles per hour or from some safe confines. They just exist at the pace they do and they fucking live for like 100 years perfectly fine just doing so. I get your intentions were good with the turtle, but you murdered the sucker. You do you and try to stay out of other animals business or you probably will end up killing it.

I also thought of Kevin Malone in The Office who runs over a turtle and tries to save it but its already dead. Good intention, Poor execution/ decisions/ gluing skills in Kevin’s case.

Apparently We’re Not Gonna Feel Fall Here In South Florida Until Like A Week Before Christmas

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Autumn may officially begin on September 22 or 23 each year, but it often feels like the weather takes a few weeks to get the memo. Here at TIME Labs, we were curious when it begins to actually feel like fall around the country. To do so, we looked at 21 years of data from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, defining autumn as the first five consecutive days in which the high was lower than 70 percent of a region’s yearly range in temperatures. (For example, a place with yearly lows of 10 and yearly highs of 90 would have a “fall line” of 66 degrees, which is 70 percent of the distance between those extremes.) Enter your city or county below to see when you can expect cooler weather in your neighborhood.

TIME- Autumn may officially begin on September 22 or 23 each year, but it often feels like the weather takes a few weeks to get the memo.
Here at TIME Labs, we were curious when it begins to actually feel like fall around the country. To do so, we looked at 21 years of data from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, defining autumn as the first five consecutive days in which the high was lower than 70 percent of a region’s yearly range in temperatures. (For example, a place with yearly lows of 10 and yearly highs of 90 would have a “fall line” of 66 degrees, which is 70 percent of the distance between those extremes.) Enter your city or county below to see when you can expect cooler weather in your neighborhood.

All you lucky mother fuckers north of Orlando better appreciate the weather. I don’t want to hear about how cold it is when december and January rolls around because I’ll most likely will still be getting bit by mosquito from wearing shorts outside because it probably will still be warm as fuck here. If this super robot algorithm that detects when its going to be fall is correct by location then i have no reason to look forward to being outside in the near future. As much as I do like some parts of being here in South Florida, Get to drive, open spaces, dont have chaos in the streets with bums. Its nice. But then again I go outside and i start to sweat profusely just from walking my dog. But I’ll take 70’s at this point, its been 80 – 90s with rain and shit and i got to deal with bugs and my dog hates being outside in the heat for long. In fact i think i could settle with 70 year long with no dip or increase if it meant no more summer furnace of the sun beaming down on me.

Apparently the Panthers Victory Song Last Year Was Truffle Butter

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Now depending on how you look at this, this was either a great move or an awesome move. To have a victory song be about fucking a chick in the b-hole and then immediately in the vagina till theres a tan residue on your dick from shit and cum mixed together is either a power move or the grossest thing ever. Me personally i dont care for drake and Lil Wayne so truffle butter gets 2 thumbs down for me as the victory song. Now i dont want the panthers to bite The Blackhawk’s flow but their victory song being Old Thing Back Remix last year was maybe the hottest song ever. If someone can sneak that on to Tricky Nickys iPod and have it organically come on, thats totally allowed.

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Caught Under A Table Smelling Peoples Feet?

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A South Florida college campus is on high alert, as a serial foot sniffer is on the prowl. The Florida International University Police Department said a man has been crawling underneath tables at the FIU Library to take a sniff at feet. UpdatedJetBlue Crew Reports Seeing Drone at FLL The creepy crawler was caught in the act in photos. FIU Police said the man was seen acting suspiciously at the Green Library at FIU on Aug. 29. "That is extremely bizarre. I don't understand why someone would want to do that," said FIU student, Helen Wagner. Delray Police Facing Lawsuit for Alleged Excessive Force Students were skeeved out to hear that a man has been underneath tables, smelling the feet of unsuspecting females. No one was injured in the one incident, but some ladies said they're going to make sure to look down when they're studying in the library. The sneaky smeller is described as being in his late 40's or early 50's, about 200 pounds and around six-feet-tall. He is bald with short, gray hair and a goatee. He was last seen driving a scooter. UpdatedGrass Fire Impacts Electricity for Hundreds of Residents Investigators hope the newly-released photos will help them stay one step ahead of this guy. Some students didn't take this seriously, but this is no laughing matter for FIU. On Monday, they released this statement, saying in part: Former School Employee Accused of Stealing Money "FIUPD takes these reports seriously and continues to investigate the matter. The staff at the Green Library has been notified and has been asked to contact FIUPD if they see this individual. FIUPD would like to remind everyone that if you see any suspicious behavior, please contact the FIUPD at 305-348-2626 immediately." This is more than just an invasion of space. If he's caught, this creep could most likely face charges of lewd and lascivious behavior. If you recognize the man or have any information, call police at (305) 348-2626.

NBCmiami– A South Florida college campus is on high alert, as a serial foot sniffer is on the prowl.
The Florida International University Police Department said a man has been crawling underneath tables at the FIU Library to take a sniff at feet.
The creepy crawler was caught in the act in photos. FIU Police said the man was seen acting suspiciously at the Green Library at FIU on Aug. 29.
“That is extremely bizarre. I don’t understand why someone would want to do that,” said FIU student, Helen Wagner.
Delray Police Facing Lawsuit for Alleged Excessive Force
Students were skeeved out to hear that a man has been underneath tables, smelling the feet of unsuspecting females. No one was injured in the one incident, but some ladies said they’re going to make sure to look down when they’re studying in the library.
The sneaky smeller is described as being in his late 40’s or early 50’s, about 200 pounds and around six-feet-tall. He is bald with short, gray hair and a goatee. He was last seen driving a scooter.
Investigators hope the newly-released photos will help them stay one step ahead of this guy.
Some students didn’t take this seriously, but this is no laughing matter for FIU. On Monday, they released this statement, saying in part:
“FIUPD takes these reports seriously and continues to investigate the matter. The staff at the Green Library has been notified and has been asked to contact FIUPD if they see this individual. FIUPD would like to remind everyone that if you see any suspicious behavior, please contact the FIUPD at 305-348-2626 immediately.”
This is more than just an invasion of space. If he’s caught, this creep could most likely face charges of lewd and lascivious behavior.
If you recognize the man or have any information, call police at (305) 348-2626.

Foot Fetish is a weird thing. Of all the fetishes I wanna say feet is the most common one. Frankly I’m a little bit worried im beginning to look like a square prude for not having a foot fetish, but I just can’t bring my self to like it. This guy especially is revolting to me. I mean sniffing feet? I can see in sex when things get out of control maybe a finger or a toe slips into the mouth. That i can see get kinky for a bit but just sniffing toes? I dont see how it does anything. I mean is this the only way this guy can get off or something? like his brain triggers a boner by a certain scent of feet? If thats the case at some point he has to take a long look in the mirror and tell himself that he needs help or at least stop the sexual repressed urges that comes with him smelling foot odor. That time should probably be now since he got caught crawling underneath tables of a college library smelling the feet of college students.

p.s- I doubt he’s a student but maybe he can kinda pass this off as a science experiment.