There are like 4 demands that i assume a person in a mobile home would make. One is to smoke one last cigarette, one is to finish his beer, the 3rd is to let him get high first ( i saw this a lot in Intervention and Dog The Bounty Hunter), but the best is demanding sex before being hauled off like a piece of meat and locked up in jail. Sounds like such an outrageous demand but deep down inside you know its not. Everyone want’s it. If asked a prisoner about to face the death penalty, He probably wouldn’t want his last meal if he could stick it inside a chick one last time. And some how when I think about Police demands my mind goes back to one of the all time classics, Point break.
Point Break 2: Florida Trailer Park Edition
Lose something, bro? Special Agent Utah. l knew l could count on you. l've been to every Trailer Park in Jacksonville Came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Duval, turned out to be Rosie. Guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better. Found a passport of yours in Sumatra, missed you by about a week in Ocala. But l knew you wouldn't miss a 30-year trailer park pussy, Bodhi. Yeah. Too bad. You finally get your waves and it's totally closed out. Just waiting for my set. You gotta go down. You crossed the line and people trusted you and they died. Yeah, it went bad, went real bad. Life sure has a sick sense of humour, doesn't it? - Still surfing? - Every day. Come on, Bodhi. lt's time to go. You know you gotta go back with me. (laughs) Sorry, my friend. Come on! (Fight Ensues) SHlT! NO! NO!! l told them... ..you'd go quietly. (helicopter) NO! You know there's no way l can handle a cage, man. l don't care. You gotta go down. lt's gotta be that way. OK, man. OK. l'm screwed. l'm gonna go to jail and l'll pay, and Johnny Utah gets his guy. Right? Good for you. That's real good. You're gonna be a big hero now. But look at it, Johnny. Look at it! (points at 30 year old mobile home chick who has definitely been around) This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, man. Just let me go out there, let me get one fuck before you take me. One nut. Where am l gonna go, man? Mobile homes on both side. l'm not gonna paddle to New Zealand! My whole life has been about this moment, Johnny. Come on, compadre. Come on. COME ON! Via con Dios!