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If You Find A Rattle Snake, You Probably Shouldn’t Attempt To Kiss It

BOSTWICK, Fla. (WSVN) — A north Florida man had to be airlifted after a rattlesnake bit him on the tongue Tuesday.
Neighbors told Fox 30 that Ron Reingold was attempting to kiss the rattlesnake when it bit and critically injured him.
Charles Goff told the station he found the snake Monday night in Bostwick, about an hour south of Jacksonville. Since he said he knows how to handle snakes, Goff put it in a tank. But he said some of his neighbors tried to play with the reptile, with disastrous results.
“The next morning before I got up, they were playing with the snake,” Goff said. “One boy said, ‘I’m going to kiss it in the mouth,’ and the snake bit him in the face.”
Reingold had to be airlifted to a local hospital, where he was listed in critical condition, according to Putnam County Fire Rescue.
Family members said Reingold is showing signs of improvement and is expected to survive.
“Ron was just acting silly, you know? I guess he said he could kiss the devil and get away with it, but evidently he didn’t,” Goff told Fox 30.
Goff said he believes his neighbors let the snake go after it bit Reingold.
“So the snake is still out here running around somewhere,” he said.

In what world is it cool to have kids dancing around a basement loaded with exotic untamed animals and especially ones known for their venom and striking ability? In what world is that fine? Like we know when we buy a gun we’ll get scrutinized by media telling us we need at least a gun safe that’s thick enough to survive lava and has locking features that require things like retinal scanners and voice pattern recognition to the point where you can’t even get your gun out for whatever situation. Mean while this fuck has pythons and pit vipers slithering around his living room letting people play around with it like it’s a teenage puppy. Trying to kiss it in the mouth like letting a puppy lick you face except this guy probably has no more lips now. We’ve all seen photos every now and then what happens when you get bit by one of these fuckers. All your nerves just dying at rapid pace. RIP to this guy’s face but that’s also what you get for trying to kiss a Rattle Snake. An Animal that has absolutely ZERO pro stories to it’s name ever through out history. Zero. You get what you deserve.

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Jacksonville Woman Sells Positive Pregnancy Test To “Pay For School”

A pregnant woman in Florida claims she’s making money doing something she has to do anyway ― go to the bathroom. The unidentified woman recently posted an ad on Craigslist saying she is three months pregnant and offering to sell positive pregnancy tests for $25 each ― two for $35 if the customer is traveling more than 60 miles. The ad has since been removed, but a screenshot appears below. The post makes it clear that the woman knows there are lots of potential uses for a positive pregnancy test. But it stresses that she doesn’t care to hear her customers’ particular plans: “Whether you are using it for your own amusement such as a prank, or to blackmail the ceo of where ever who you are having an affair with I DONT CARE AT ALL this is an absolutely no questions asked type of deal tell me what you need I provide it for monetary exchange. I will not overcharge for the urine test but I will not be low balled either do not contact me if you are going to be cheap and difficult.” Jacksonville station WJAX-TV went undercover to contact the woman. An intern met her and handed over a newly purchased pregnancy test. After she’d turned it positive, the reporter appeared to ask questions. The expectant mother agreed to be interviewed as long as she was not identified. “Me being in college, working on a bachelor’s and needing all this money to pay for a degree, this was a no-brainer,” the woman told the station. She added that she can earn about $200 a day urinating.

Huffington Post – A pregnant woman in Florida claims she’s making money doing something she has to do anyway ― go to the bathroom.
The unidentified woman recently posted an ad on Craigslist saying she is three months pregnant and offering to sell positive pregnancy tests for $25 each ― two for $35 if the customer is traveling more than 60 miles.
The ad has since been removed, but a screenshot appears below.
The post makes it clear that the woman knows there are lots of potential uses for a positive pregnancy test. But it stresses that she doesn’t care to hear her customers’ particular plans:
“Whether you are using it for your own amusement such as a prank, or to blackmail the ceo of where ever who you are having an affair with I DONT CARE AT ALL this is an absolutely no questions asked type of deal tell me what you need I provide it for monetary exchange. I will not overcharge for the urine test but I will not be low balled either do not contact me if you are going to be cheap and difficult.”
Jacksonville station WJAX-TV went undercover to contact the woman. An intern met her and handed over a newly purchased pregnancy test. After she’d turned it positive, the reporter appeared to ask questions. The expectant mother agreed to be interviewed as long as she was not identified.
“Me being in college, working on a bachelor’s and needing all this money to pay for a degree, this was a no-brainer,” the woman told the station. She added that she can earn about $200 a day urinating.

What a devious move this is huh? I never want to knock the spirit of the American hustle but I also think it’s sheisty as fuck to trick guys into thinking they’re going to become a father/about to have a million more responsibilities in life. Like yea girl if you want to use your body to make money in what ever way shape or form go for it. Sell blood, harvest an organ in Mexico, sell eggs if that’s a thing. But none of those things are potentially and probably going to be used to swindle a boyfriend into thinking he’s about to lose his entire life of freedom because of one mistake. And yea sure just as a prank that could be fine but theres a ton of chance its going to be used to trick dudes into thinking they’re going to become a father. This is not some Spencer gifts type joke pregnancy test that you could buy at the mall that looks comically fake and pops out confetti. Its like a real life pregnancy test with pregnancy piss all over the thing and a giant “+” on it.  Besides it’s not like shes raking in hundreds of thousands. Its like 25 bucks. Morally that can’t be kosher right? To potentially black mail people at the low low cost of 25 bucks? Just not worth it.

Krystal Burger Employee Gets In Trouble For Showing Up To Work Late, Decides To Throw Frozen Hamburger Patties At Boss In Anger

LAKE CITY, Fla. - Lake City Police said a Krystal employee turned violent on Tuesday after learning he would be written up for showing up to work late. Police said 29-year-old Russell Francis Gomez threw frozen hamburger patties at his boss, then started knocking over equipment and poured cooking oil on the floor when the manager tried to go to the office.Employees got customers out of the store safely while Gomez "flipped the circuit breakers, overturned trash cans, and damaged electronic equipment," according to a release from the Lake City Police Department.Gomez got into his car and tried to leave, but two customers blocked him from leaving, because he was "saying he was going to return and making threats toward the manager," the release detailed. Gomez confronted one of the customers and spat in their face. The two customers "grabbed and restrained Gomez" until police arrived, according to the release. When police arrived, Gomez was bleeding from the mouth. Gomez was told to sit while police obtained statements from witnesses. He then tried to leave on foot, but was able to be apprehended by officers safely. Gomez was booked into the Columbia County Jail and faces three counts of aggravated battery, as well as assault, criminal mischief and resisting an officer without violence. He also faces a charge of driving while license suspended/revoked, as deputies found that he is a habitual traffic offender.

LAKE CITY, Fla. – Lake City Police said a Krystal employee turned violent on Tuesday after learning he would be written up for showing up to work late.
Police said 29-year-old Russell Francis Gomez threw frozen hamburger patties at his boss, then started knocking over equipment and poured cooking oil on the floor when the manager tried to go to the office.Employees got customers out of the store safely while Gomez “flipped the circuit breakers, overturned trash cans, and damaged electronic equipment,” according to a release from the Lake City Police Department.Gomez got into his car and tried to leave, but two customers blocked him from leaving, because he was “saying he was going to return and making threats toward the manager,” the release detailed.
Gomez confronted one of the customers and spat in their face. The two customers “grabbed and restrained Gomez” until police arrived, according to the release.
When police arrived, Gomez was bleeding from the mouth. Gomez was told to sit while police obtained statements from witnesses. He then tried to leave on foot, but was able to be apprehended by officers safely.
Gomez was booked into the Columbia County Jail and faces three counts of aggravated battery, as well as assault, criminal mischief and resisting an officer without violence. He also faces a charge of driving while license suspended/revoked, as deputies found that he is a habitual traffic offender.

Typical fast food worker going about the daily grind just trying to make a paycheck and live so he can make a paycheck next week and live. Probably had a little hiccup, life got in the way, sometimes people fuck up. Who knows his reason. To err is to be human after all. Now I don’t know about Russell’s work ethic here. Maybe he fucked up too many times for his boss to forgive. What I do know is out of any burger chain, if you decide to throw an angry fit at your boss by ransacking the place and threaten your manager, Krystal Burger might be the worst option. I love little White Castle/ Krystal Burger’s sliders but that’s not gonna do any sort of damage with those thin little tiny frozen patties. You’re just not getting the appropriate fulfillment considering you’re gonna lose your job and go to jail anyways. If you worked at a McDonalds, you can just go ham on the ice cream machine. Wendy’s, take those fresh never frozen patties out of the freezer and chuck those meaty patties around. Bk? Throw those massive sesame seed buns in one hand, the massive patties in another. You throw a fit with little Krystal sliders you’re just gonna make a tiny mess. Probably clean it up in 15 minutes. If you want to tell your boss off, you’re gonna need a place that offers more.

After A 6 Hour Hold up, Jacksonville Couple Say They Will Go Into Custody If They Can “Have Sex One Last Time”

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Two people were arrested Thursday after a 6 1/2 hour SWAT standoff on the city's Westside, authorities said. Ryan Patrick Bautista, 34, and Leanne Hunn, 30, face charges of false imprisonment and resisting law enforcement without violence. According to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, SWAT negotiators resolved the situation peacefully about 4 a.m. after police first received a call about a man who was wanted on several warrants, including armed burglary, at a mobile home in the 9700 block of Noroad about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday. Police say when they arrived to the home and knocked on the front door, the porch light was immediately turned off. Officers continued to try to make contact with the people inside. About 45 minutes later, a woman came out the door and moments later, another women came outside. Police say both were taken into custody. According to the incident report, one of the women told police she went to the home to celebrate a birthday. The report says she told police they were watching TV when police arrived and Bautista grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the back bedroom. Bautista and Hunn told her she would not be allowed to go outside because they were scared he would be arrested for a warrant, police said. Police say the woman then started to scream but Bautista covered her mouth with his hand and held her down. Seconds later, he let her off the ground but would not let her leave until she began to cry, the report said. The other woman told police she was also allowed to leave after the first woman walked outside. The second woman said they were celebrating her birthday at the trailer. Bautista and Hunn continued to refuse to exit the trailer, police said. Police spoke with Hunn over the phone and she said "she would come out but wanted to have sex with Bautista one last time" and then hung up, according to the report. But police say she did not come out. That's when SWAT was called out. The SWAT team eventually forced entry into the trailer and took Bautista and Hunn into custody. Bautista and Hunn were arrested and taken to jail.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. Two people were arrested Thursday after a 6 1/2 hour SWAT standoff on the city’s Westside, authorities said.
Ryan Patrick Bautista, 34, and Leanne Hunn, 30, face charges of false imprisonment and resisting law enforcement without violence.
According to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office, SWAT negotiators resolved the situation peacefully about 4 a.m. after police first received a call about a man who was wanted on several warrants, including armed burglary, at a mobile home in the 9700 block of Noroad about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday.
Police say when they arrived to the home and knocked on the front door, the porch light was immediately turned off. Officers continued to try to make contact with the people inside. About 45 minutes later, a woman came out the door and moments later, another women came outside. Police say both were taken into custody.
According to the incident report, one of the women told police she went to the home to celebrate a birthday. The report says she told police they were watching TV when police arrived and Bautista grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the back bedroom. Bautista and Hunn told her she would not be allowed to go outside because they were scared he would be arrested for a warrant, police said.
Police say the woman then started to scream but Bautista covered her mouth with his hand and held her down. Seconds later, he let her off the ground but would not let her leave until she began to cry, the report said.
The other woman told police she was also allowed to leave after the first woman walked outside. The second woman said they were celebrating her birthday at the trailer.
Bautista and Hunn continued to refuse to exit the trailer, police said. Police spoke with Hunn over the phone and she said “she would come out but wanted to have sex with Bautista one last time” and then hung up, according to the report. But police say she did not come out.
That’s when SWAT was called out.
The SWAT team eventually forced entry into the trailer and took Bautista and Hunn into custody.
Bautista and Hunn were arrested and taken to jail.

There are like 4 demands that i assume a person in a mobile home would make. One is to smoke one last cigarette, one is to finish his beer, the 3rd is to let him get high first ( i saw this a lot in Intervention and Dog The Bounty Hunter), but the best is demanding sex before being hauled off like a piece of meat and locked up in jail. Sounds like such an outrageous demand but deep down inside you know its not. Everyone want’s it. If asked a prisoner about to face the death penalty, He probably wouldn’t want his last meal if he could stick it inside a chick one last time. And some how when I think about Police demands my mind goes back to one of the all time classics, Point break.

Point Break 2: Florida Trailer Park Edition

End scene:

 Lose something, bro?

 Special Agent Utah. l knew l could count on you.

 l've been to every Trailer Park in Jacksonville

Came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Duval, turned out to be Rosie.

Guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better.

Found a passport of yours in Sumatra, missed you by about a week in Ocala.

But l knew you wouldn't miss a  30-year trailer park pussy, Bodhi.

Yeah.

Too bad. You finally get your waves and it's totally closed out.

Just waiting for my set.

 You gotta go down.

You crossed the line and people trusted you and they died.

Yeah, it went bad, went real bad.

Life sure has a sick sense of humour, doesn't it?

 - Still surfing? - Every day.

 Come on, Bodhi. lt's time to go.

You know you gotta go back with me.

 (laughs)

 Sorry, my friend.

                Come on!
(Fight Ensues)

SHlT! NO!

 NO!!

   l told them...

    ..you'd go quietly.

                (helicopter)

                NO!

                You know there's no way l can handle a cage, man.

                l don't care. You gotta go down.

                lt's gotta be that way.

                OK, man. OK.

                l'm screwed.

                l'm gonna go to jail and l'll pay, and Johnny Utah gets his guy. Right?

                Good for you. That's real good.

                You're gonna be a big hero now.

 But look at it, Johnny. Look at it! (points at 30 year old mobile home chick who has definitely been around)

                This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, man.

                Just let me go out there, let me get one fuck before you take me. One nut.

                Where am l gonna go, man?

   Mobile homes on both side. l'm not gonna paddle to New Zealand!

                My whole life has been about this moment, Johnny.

                Come on, compadre.

                Come on.

                COME ON!

                Via con Dios!