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UPDATE ON FOOT FETISH MAN: HE’S BEEN CAUGHT

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Police say they've arrested a man several days after a complaint someone was spotted crawling under library tables and smelling a woman's feet at a Florida International University. Miami-Dade police say 52-year-old Eddy Juan was arrested Tuesday and charged with violation of sexual offender registration, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, aggravated assault and resisting without violence. FIU police had previously released a notice warning students that a man was spotted under a table at a campus library Aug. 29, along with a description and photo. Authorities say a man matching that description was spotted Tuesday on a scooter miles from the campus. Officers attempted a traffic stop, but say the man fled, eventually crashed and was arrested. Bail information wasn't immediately available. It wasn't clear if Juan had an attorney.

ChicagoTribune- Police say they’ve arrested a man several days after a complaint someone was spotted crawling under library tables and smelling a woman’s feet at a Florida International University.
Miami-Dade police say 52-year-old Eddy Juan was arrested Tuesday and charged with violation of sexual offender registration, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, aggravated assault and resisting without violence.
FIU police had previously released a notice warning students that a man was spotted under a table at a campus library Aug. 29, along with a description and photo. Authorities say a man matching that description was spotted Tuesday on a scooter miles from the campus. Officers attempted a traffic stop, but say the man fled, eventually crashed and was arrested.
Bail information wasn’t immediately available. It wasn’t clear if Juan had an attorney.

Well it was a short  lived run but i hope you got aaaa lootttt out of sniffing that one foot. If the problem was just you were sniffing one foot cause you wanted to explore your sexuality then I wouldn’t hate on him, but i guess the problem if you are also a sexual offender so thats not cool either. Would’ve loved to be on FIU campus though during this whole charade. Go from hearing about an old man crawling under tables sniffing toes to a scooter chase to a crashed scooter. Sure its not like the chase scene in Bad Boys II in Miami looking for Haitian Zoe pounders, but it would’ve got the blood rushing probably.

High School Receiver Dominating The Field With One Arm

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When Kris Silbaugh was 5 years old he plopped down on one knee and taught himself how to tie his own shoes. By the time he turned 9, Silbaugh was blowing past his neighborhood pals and catching deep balls in pickup football games so often that he became the most feared receiver on the block. At 14, in his first year of organized football at Cambridge Springs (Cambridge Springs, Pa.), he was carrying that distinction with him onto the gridiron as a freshman on the varsity squad. All modest feats that immediately upgrade to mind-boggling when you consider that Silbaugh was born without his left hand. “It was just some sort of birth defect,” Silbaugh said. “Nothing was wrong. It has never stopped me. I just don’t let it; never have.” Be clear: Silbaugh isn’t “good for a guy with one hand” he’s downright dominant. Last Friday, Silbaugh became Cambridge Springs’ all-time receiving yards (915) leader when he snagged a 43-yard touchdown catch during a 63-0 win over Saegertown (Saegertown, Pa.). “I knew I was close to it last year, but I had forgotten about it,” Silbaugh said of breaking the previous record of 912 yards from 1998. “I was shocked; one of my coaches told me at halftime and I was just like, ‘Oh wow!’ It definitely makes me feel good that I was able to do that, but I always believe in myself.” Even when it’s uncomfortable. Coming up, Silbaugh always wanted to play football, but, admittedly, let his fear “of what people would say” halt those plans. He internally struggled with the “why me” questions but kept his feelings bottled up. “I never wanted anyone to pity me,” Silbaugh said. “I hate that feeling.” Instead, the pent-up feelings created a football-sized chip smack-dab on his shoulder and by freshman year the desire to suit up outweighed the discomfort. “I knew I wanted to be a receiver, but I didn’t know how everyone would react when I tried out,” Silbaugh said. “Finally, I just kind of went for it. I knew I would have to be better than good. I still remember Coach (Clint) Rauscher, who was the head coach at the time, and he was a little shocked when I said I was a receiver.” Kris Silbaugh said he always feels like he's got something to ptove. (Photo: Jeff Bobin) Kris Silbaugh said he always feels like he’s got something to ptove. (Photo: Jeff Bobin) It didn’t take long for Silbaugh to transition from being the “one-handed player you’ve just gotta see” to being the player you’d better focus on stopping. “It went from the guys being excited to see if he could actually do something to them counting on him to make plays,” said Justin Grubbs, who was an assistant since Silbaugh started playing as a freshman and is now in his first year as head coach at Cambridge Springs. “It’s just amazing to see what he’s able to do. He makes catches that you wouldn’t believe. He’s a guy that defenses have to have a game plan for and he’s just so fast.” How fast? Silbaugh clocks a 4.4-second 40-yard dash; the same range that five-star prospects were in this summer at The Opening Championships, Nike’s football camp for the top high school football players in the country. “I’m pretty confident because of my speed and I just feel like every ball is a catchable ball for me,” said Silbaugh, who also plays volleyball and basketball. “I’ve been getting a few letters from colleges, but I’m just focusing on the season. I just want to help the team in any way that I can.” Plus, Silbaugh’s got yet another record in his sights: All-time receptions leader. Currently, he’s sitting at 38 catches for his career; two this season. The record is 57. “I definitely want all of the records I can get,” Silbaugh said. “It’s crazy that, at first, no one knew me and now I get the best guy in the secondary all the time. I still feel like I have to prove people wrong because there’s always someone in the stands that hasn’t seen me play. I know that people will always be shocked at what I’m able to do because I only have one hand, but my goal is to be known as a dominant player, period.”

USAToday- When Kris Silbaugh was 5 years old he plopped down on one knee and taught himself how to tie his own shoes. By the time he turned 9, Silbaugh was blowing past his neighborhood pals and catching deep balls in pickup football games so often that he became the most feared receiver on the block. At 14, in his first year of organized football at Cambridge Springs (Cambridge Springs, Pa.), he was carrying that distinction with him onto the gridiron as a freshman on the varsity squad.
All modest feats that immediately upgrade to mind-boggling when you consider that Silbaugh was born without his left hand.
“It was just some sort of birth defect,” Silbaugh said. “Nothing was wrong. It has never stopped me. I just don’t let it; never have.”
Be clear: Silbaugh isn’t “good for a guy with one hand” he’s downright dominant.
Last Friday, Silbaugh became Cambridge Springs’ all-time receiving yards (915) leader when he snagged a 43-yard touchdown catch during a 63-0 win over Saegertown (Saegertown, Pa.).
“I knew I was close to it last year, but I had forgotten about it,” Silbaugh said of breaking the previous record of 912 yards from 1998. “I was shocked; one of my coaches told me at halftime and I was just like, ‘Oh wow!’ It definitely makes me feel good that I was able to do that, but I always believe in myself.”
Even when it’s uncomfortable.
Coming up, Silbaugh always wanted to play football, but, admittedly, let his fear “of what people would say” halt those plans. He internally struggled with the “why me” questions but kept his feelings bottled up.
“I never wanted anyone to pity me,” Silbaugh said. “I hate that feeling.”
Instead, the pent-up feelings created a football-sized chip smack-dab on his shoulder and by freshman year the desire to suit up outweighed the discomfort.
“I knew I wanted to be a receiver, but I didn’t know how everyone would react when I tried out,” Silbaugh said. “Finally, I just kind of went for it. I knew I would have to be better than good. I still remember Coach (Clint) Rauscher, who was the head coach at the time, and he was a little shocked when I said I was a receiver.”
It didn’t take long for Silbaugh to transition from being the “one-handed player you’ve just gotta see” to being the player you’d better focus on stopping.
“It went from the guys being excited to see if he could actually do something to them counting on him to make plays,” said Justin Grubbs, who was an assistant since Silbaugh started playing as a freshman and is now in his first year as head coach at Cambridge Springs. “It’s just amazing to see what he’s able to do. He makes catches that you wouldn’t believe. He’s a guy that defenses have to have a game plan for and he’s just so fast.”
How fast?
Silbaugh clocks a 4.4-second 40-yard dash; the same range that five-star prospects were in this summer at The Opening Championships, Nike’s football camp for the top high school football players in the country.
“I’m pretty confident because of my speed and I just feel like every ball is a catchable ball for me,” said Silbaugh, who also plays volleyball and basketball. “I’ve been getting a few letters from colleges, but I’m just focusing on the season. I just want to help the team in any way that I can.”
Plus, Silbaugh’s got yet another record in his sights: All-time receptions leader.
Currently, he’s sitting at 38 catches for his career; two this season. The record is 57.
“I definitely want all of the records I can get,” Silbaugh said. “It’s crazy that, at first, no one knew me and now I get the best guy in the secondary all the time. I still feel like I have to prove people wrong because there’s always someone in the stands that hasn’t seen me play. I know that people will always be shocked at what I’m able to do because I only have one hand, but my goal is to be known as a dominant player, period.”

I feel like i might be the only one to say it but last year that Odell Beckham catch was one of hte most over rated things the entire year if not ever. Don’t get me wrong, OBJ is a freak of nature athlete. We’ve seen him do videos excelling at different sports like baseball and soccer so im nto saying he’s not a good wide receiver. But for a game in which the Giants lost, he got alot of love for a catch that im almost sure any receiver can make. The way those receiver gloves are designed these days will stop the spin on on a football instantly. So many players have made one handed catches that the novelty of OBJ’s should be dead. You know who might kind of agree? Kris Silbaugh over here. Why? Because he makes one handed catches all the god damn time because he only has one hand. Dude can only make one handed catches, not to mention almost the same 40 time too. Just feels like every time now one hand catches dont meant much because they have the option to use two hands and thats like fundamentals. This guy makes one handed catches in his sleep and hes gotta do it for the rest of time if he continues playing.

Inception On Elm Street

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What a match up this would be huh? Almost perfect for each other. A man who kills people in their dreams, and a man sent into dreams to steal things/blow things up. Almost want Nolan to actually write out the screen play. Imagine Freddy just getting confused as fuck trying to make his way through an M.C Esher painting of a dream world and then having to fight off a hail of gunfire. It definitely would be an interesting fight. I mean i definitely dont want a dream like that to go down in my brain, but still would be awesome on screen.

Sidenote- I dont know how well rested you are after a coma but if you could get your brain in a drug induced coma, i dont think you technically go into REM cycle. I would’ve told that to all the kids on Elm street.

Apparently There Are Plans For An Animorphs Movie

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CinemaBlend- Film adaptations of young adult book genres have become increasingly profitable over the years. From Harry Potter to the more recent Hunger Games franchise, the genre has proven time and time again to be a solid cash cow. Despite this, one iconic '90s book series has yet to make it to the silver screen – until now. According to The Tracking Board, Universal has plans to adapt the popular Scholastic Animorphs series, written by K.A. Applegate, into a movie. Animorphs chronicles the adventures of five teenagers caught in the war between two alien species: the Andalite and the Yeerks – parasitic, slug-like life forms who control humans by entering their ear canal. When they stumble upon the ship of a dying Andalite warrior, he grants them the ability to morph into any animal they come into contact with, and recruits them into the battle. While many recent young adult series center on dystopian futures, Animorphs could set itself apart for a variety of reasons. First – and perhaps most importantly – Animorphs takes place in a contemporary American setting, rather than a distant time. The characters in the series are fighting to preserve a way of life that audiences can quickly recognize and identify with. Despite the fantastical nature of elements incorporated in the Animorphs books, many of the adventures the characters go on take place in schools and suburbs. This sense of familiarity is assisted by the ensemble nature of the central cast. Similar to Power Rangers, while the Animorphs’ had a leader (Jake Berenson), the series paid equal attention to each member of the team, each of whom came from different gender and cultural background. By not having a central character – like Katniss Everdeen or Harry Potter – the series sets itself apart and primes itself for success. Finally, as the Yeerks eventually begin to view the Animorphs as an Andalite guerilla force – like a sci-fi Red Dawn – the series always maintained a consistent focus on tension and stealth missions rather than overt, bombastic actions sequences. The Animorphs series was incredibly popular during the time of their publication, producing 54 separate novels – each teen taking turns narrating different books – as well as a television series that ran for two seasons on Nickelodeon. With Sony’s upcoming adaptation of the Goosebumps franchise, this could indicate that '90s culture is making a serious cinematic comeback.

CinemaBlend- Film adaptations of young adult book genres have become increasingly profitable over the years. From Harry Potter to the more recent Hunger Games franchise, the genre has proven time and time again to be a solid cash cow. Despite this, one iconic ’90s book series has yet to make it to the silver screen – until now.
According to The Tracking Board, Universal has plans to adapt the popular Scholastic Animorphs series, written by K.A. Applegate, into a movie. Animorphs chronicles the adventures of five teenagers caught in the war between two alien species: the Andalite and the Yeerks – parasitic, slug-like life forms who control humans by entering their ear canal. When they stumble upon the ship of a dying Andalite warrior, he grants them the ability to morph into any animal they come into contact with, and recruits them into the battle.
While many recent young adult series center on dystopian futures, Animorphs could set itself apart for a variety of reasons. First – and perhaps most importantly – Animorphs takes place in a contemporary American setting, rather than a distant time. The characters in the series are fighting to preserve a way of life that audiences can quickly recognize and identify with. Despite the fantastical nature of elements incorporated in the Animorphs books, many of the adventures the characters go on take place in schools and suburbs.
This sense of familiarity is assisted by the ensemble nature of the central cast. Similar to Power Rangers, while the Animorphs’ had a leader (Jake Berenson), the series paid equal attention to each member of the team, each of whom came from different gender and cultural background. By not having a central character – like Katniss Everdeen or Harry Potter – the series sets itself apart and primes itself for success. Finally, as the Yeerks eventually begin to view the Animorphs as an Andalite guerilla force – like a sci-fi Red Dawn – the series always maintained a consistent focus on tension and stealth missions rather than overt, bombastic actions sequences.
The Animorphs series was incredibly popular during the time of their publication, producing 54 separate novels – each teen taking turns narrating different books – as well as a television series that ran for two seasons on Nickelodeon. With Sony’s upcoming adaptation of the Goosebumps franchise, this could indicate that ’90s culture is making a serious cinematic comeback.

#CheeseburgerHoldTheCheese

If you don’t know what that means in relations to this Animorphs than you aren’t cool enough in my books.

The 90’s were awesome. Great tv shows. Awesome cartoons, and books kids actually wanted to read. I use to order some of the Animorphs book straight out of the scholastic catalogs that we use to get like one a month in our home room class. Once it became a tv show, i thought it was the best thing ever. I mean that has to be a top 10 dream for kids right? to be able to morph into some animal? Just have a rolodex in your brain of what animals look like after you’ve touched them and just morph into any one when you need it? Don’t see a downside to that at all besides the alien war you get wrapped up in trying to save earth from the aliens in which you got your powers from but thats just a minor inconvenience. All i know is i grew up wishing i was Jake however long that show ran. He’s your classic 90’s white kid. blonde, played some sports, didnt dress weird, could get the girl, main character in a alien race war storyline. Had it all. Tobias if i remember correctly was the weirdo of the group. Kinda emo right? always cool he turned into a falcon and flew away but he was definitely the black sheep of the group. Anyways i hope this movie doesnt stink. The new Goosebumps movie looks awful but i guess if i were a child i would be amused by it, But i want to see Animorphs on a whole new level. I mean they use to let like slugs go into their ear and brain and shit. I want to take that grossness and make it awesome.

P.s- Cheeseburger hold the cheese was the password at the burger joint to get secret access to become one of those alien gross people who let slugs go into their brains. I think about it every time im at McDonalds.

P.P.S- You can watch some episodes HERE

NFL Started This Past Weekend Which Means We Missed The Ping Pong Match Of the Year

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Im planning on writing a Dolphins recap a little later because i was going to do it yesterday except i was coming off of tons of food, beer, and football, but shit, looks like there was a way more impressive game going on and that was between Xu Xin and Zhu Linfeng. I mean that has to be the match of the century right? Shit went 0 to 100 real quick. Simple serve and then chaos erupts running all across the floor trying to track that mother fucking ball. Granted I never watch ping pong but I assume by the way the chinese people were oo-ing and ah-ing that it was a sight to behold. You just know some chinese kid in the stands is wanting to grow up to be just like Xu Xin or Zhu Linfeng, which ever the guy in blue was, you just know it. Some one add their names to the list of greats: Zoran Primorac, Jan-Ove Waldner, Wang Tao, Jorg Rosskopf, Ashraf Helmy, Hugo Hoyama, and Andrzej Grubba

 

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Caught Under A Table Smelling Peoples Feet?

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A South Florida college campus is on high alert, as a serial foot sniffer is on the prowl. The Florida International University Police Department said a man has been crawling underneath tables at the FIU Library to take a sniff at feet. UpdatedJetBlue Crew Reports Seeing Drone at FLL The creepy crawler was caught in the act in photos. FIU Police said the man was seen acting suspiciously at the Green Library at FIU on Aug. 29. "That is extremely bizarre. I don't understand why someone would want to do that," said FIU student, Helen Wagner. Delray Police Facing Lawsuit for Alleged Excessive Force Students were skeeved out to hear that a man has been underneath tables, smelling the feet of unsuspecting females. No one was injured in the one incident, but some ladies said they're going to make sure to look down when they're studying in the library. The sneaky smeller is described as being in his late 40's or early 50's, about 200 pounds and around six-feet-tall. He is bald with short, gray hair and a goatee. He was last seen driving a scooter. UpdatedGrass Fire Impacts Electricity for Hundreds of Residents Investigators hope the newly-released photos will help them stay one step ahead of this guy. Some students didn't take this seriously, but this is no laughing matter for FIU. On Monday, they released this statement, saying in part: Former School Employee Accused of Stealing Money "FIUPD takes these reports seriously and continues to investigate the matter. The staff at the Green Library has been notified and has been asked to contact FIUPD if they see this individual. FIUPD would like to remind everyone that if you see any suspicious behavior, please contact the FIUPD at 305-348-2626 immediately." This is more than just an invasion of space. If he's caught, this creep could most likely face charges of lewd and lascivious behavior. If you recognize the man or have any information, call police at (305) 348-2626.

NBCmiami– A South Florida college campus is on high alert, as a serial foot sniffer is on the prowl.
The Florida International University Police Department said a man has been crawling underneath tables at the FIU Library to take a sniff at feet.
The creepy crawler was caught in the act in photos. FIU Police said the man was seen acting suspiciously at the Green Library at FIU on Aug. 29.
“That is extremely bizarre. I don’t understand why someone would want to do that,” said FIU student, Helen Wagner.
Delray Police Facing Lawsuit for Alleged Excessive Force
Students were skeeved out to hear that a man has been underneath tables, smelling the feet of unsuspecting females. No one was injured in the one incident, but some ladies said they’re going to make sure to look down when they’re studying in the library.
The sneaky smeller is described as being in his late 40’s or early 50’s, about 200 pounds and around six-feet-tall. He is bald with short, gray hair and a goatee. He was last seen driving a scooter.
Investigators hope the newly-released photos will help them stay one step ahead of this guy.
Some students didn’t take this seriously, but this is no laughing matter for FIU. On Monday, they released this statement, saying in part:
“FIUPD takes these reports seriously and continues to investigate the matter. The staff at the Green Library has been notified and has been asked to contact FIUPD if they see this individual. FIUPD would like to remind everyone that if you see any suspicious behavior, please contact the FIUPD at 305-348-2626 immediately.”
This is more than just an invasion of space. If he’s caught, this creep could most likely face charges of lewd and lascivious behavior.
If you recognize the man or have any information, call police at (305) 348-2626.

Foot Fetish is a weird thing. Of all the fetishes I wanna say feet is the most common one. Frankly I’m a little bit worried im beginning to look like a square prude for not having a foot fetish, but I just can’t bring my self to like it. This guy especially is revolting to me. I mean sniffing feet? I can see in sex when things get out of control maybe a finger or a toe slips into the mouth. That i can see get kinky for a bit but just sniffing toes? I dont see how it does anything. I mean is this the only way this guy can get off or something? like his brain triggers a boner by a certain scent of feet? If thats the case at some point he has to take a long look in the mirror and tell himself that he needs help or at least stop the sexual repressed urges that comes with him smelling foot odor. That time should probably be now since he got caught crawling underneath tables of a college library smelling the feet of college students.

p.s- I doubt he’s a student but maybe he can kinda pass this off as a science experiment.

Man Plans On Swimming Around The World In 450 days

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(NEWSER) – Martin Strel swims with a knife strapped to his right leg—in case he encounters sharks, "vampire" fish, and other deadly marine life in the world's wildest waters. Yesterday, the 60-year-old marathon swimmer from Phoenix announced the toughest feat of his life: a 10,000-mile around-the-world voyage on water to draw public attention to increasing aquatic pollution. "And for peace and love," Strel added in his native Slovenian. He aims to circle the globe in about 450 days, starting in Long Beach, Calif., on March 22 and passing through oceans, rivers, canals, and other bodies of water in more than 100 countries. He'll swim about five to 12 hours each day, depending on the weather and changing currents; an escort boat will offer emergency support and space for small breaks. Since 2000, Strel has swum the entire length of five rivers—the piranha-infested Amazon, the Danube in Eastern Europe, China's Yangtze, the Parana in South America, and the Mississippi, earning him the nickname "Big River Man." On his South American swims, he watches out for the candiru, the "most dangerous fish on the planet" (it bores into every human cavity and grows by feeding on human flesh and blood); says piranhas "are OK"; and isn't freaked out by sharks, which he says leave him alone if he swims in the same direction as them and doesn't confront them. He's still finalizing details of his adventure, a multimillion-dollar jaunt that will once more include the Panama and Suez canals, the English Channel, and the Amazon, as well as the Atlantic and Pacific oceans and the Red Sea. Strel says he welcomes anyone who's interested to join him for stretches of the route.

(NEWSER) – Martin Strel swims with a knife strapped to his right leg—in case he encounters sharks, “vampire” fish, and other deadly marine life in the world’s wildest waters. Yesterday, the 60-year-old marathon swimmer from Phoenix announced the toughest feat of his life: a 10,000-mile around-the-world voyage on water to draw public attention to increasing aquatic pollution. “And for peace and love,” Strel added in his native Slovenian. He aims to circle the globe in about 450 days, starting in Long Beach, Calif., on March 22 and passing through oceans, rivers, canals, and other bodies of water in more than 100 countries. He’ll swim about five to 12 hours each day, depending on the weather and changing currents; an escort boat will offer emergency support and space for small breaks.
Since 2000, Strel has swum the entire length of five rivers—the piranha-infested Amazon, the Danube in Eastern Europe, China’s Yangtze, the Parana in South America, and the Mississippi, earning him the nickname “Big River Man.” On his South American swims, he watches out for the candiru, the “most dangerous fish on the planet” (it bores into every human cavity and grows by feeding on human flesh and blood); says piranhas “are OK”; and isn’t freaked out by sharks, which he says leave him alone if he swims in the same direction as them and doesn’t confront them. He’s still finalizing details of his adventure, a multimillion-dollar jaunt that will once more include the Panama and Suez canals, the English Channel, and the Amazon, as well as the Atlantic and Pacific oceans and the Red Sea. Strel says he welcomes anyone who’s interested to join him for stretches of the route.

Is this going to be a trend now? old people swimming long distances? Look I’ve had a bone to pick for a longtime now and i just didn’t find the right time to say it. I sense this little publicity stunt was birthed since that lady Diana Nyad had that record for swimming from cuba to the very bottom end of Florida. Honestly I was gonna write this blog on one of the few years anniversary but she was insignificant in my life but since that happened on August 31, we’re only a couple weeks behind.

That shit was such a publicity move for such a lame thing to applaud her for accomplishing. Im sure she feels good about it, and im not saying she shouldn’t. Swimming burns cals like a wildfire in a dry forest. But the world made it seem like the biggest deal on the planet at the time when really it wasn’t. First off, it was her 5th attempt. The bigger applaud should just be not giving up after failing 4 times but all of that aside the asterisk on her swimming was only because she did it without a god damn giant cage that floats around her like this Swimming-In-The-SharkCage_02

Yea the excitement of her possibly being eaten by a shark or stung by jelly fish it would’ve been awesome but if we’re talking about just the swim, then im just not impressed. Besides that she had a team of people swimming around her just tossing jelly fish aside and fucking up any marine life that came in her path. Its basically the same thing. Theres been a ton of speculation that she cheated a bit with people wanting all the gps data and shit but that doesnt even matter to me Because it was this ladies 5th attempt at something that was kind of already done and a bit more impressive years ago.

What we know for sure is Diana Nyad had a 35 person team with her. Pretty much a god damn party pulling her along the way with a complete like Aqua man suit to prevent her to get stung by jelly fish so the cage is relatively inconsequential at that point, and swam 110 miles in 53 hours.  Well guess what, this distance had been done before in a billion times faster by this chick names Susie Maroney.

KEY WEST, Fla., May 12— Battling nausea, stinging jellyfish, high seas and hallucinations of monkeys, an Australian swam 118 miles from Cuba to Florida today to become the first woman to cross the shark-infested straits.

Susie Maroney’s team said she was the first person to swim the Florida Straits from Cuba to the Keys, a claim that was disputed before she even reached land.

About four and a half hours after Ms. Maroney, 22, finished, she fainted on live television while talking to reporters on the beach. Her doctor said that she was dehydrated and immediately regained consciousness and that she returned to her hotel room to rest.

She swam for 24 1/2 hours inside a 28-by-8-foot cage for protection from sharks before climbing out of the surf at Fort Zachary Taylor State Park in the Florida Keys, badly sunburned and covered with welts from jellyfish stings. Her tongue was swollen from the salt water.

”It was the best feeling in the world,” she said. ”I was so glad to touch sand. Definitely, your dreams can come true. So many times you think, ‘I just don’t want to keep going.’ ”

Walter Poenisch made the crossing in 1978 at age 64, but critics said no independent observers watched the trip to verify that he had been unassisted all the way. Unlike Ms. Maroney, he used flippers. His time was 34 hours and 15 minutes.

Ms. Maroney said her team worked with the Guinness Book of World Records to make sure she met all requirements, including having an independent observer aboard an escort boat. Guinness officials could not be reached for comment.

Ms. Maroney’s trip began at about noon on Sunday when she jumped into the water at Havana’s Malecon sea wall after being slathered in petroleum jelly to fend off jellyfish, protect her from the sun and keep her body warm.

The 5-foot-6, 127-pound marathon swimmer made the journey inside her cage attached to her escort boat. She was helped by a swift current and relatively good weather but had to contend with 15-foot seas.

She said she replayed in her head episodes of ”Seinfeld” and her favorite pop songs to keep her spirits up.

Photo: Susie Maroney, 22, was helped to shore yesterday after successfully battling seas and currents to swim from Cuba to the Florida Key. (Associated Press)

Boom. Did it like 20 hours faster and 8 miles longer than Diana and she did it by picturing Seinfeld episodes in her head. I love it. Team Seinfeld will always prevail to me. So yea theres an obvious age gap but like i said, things are already in question about how she did the race but cmon 20 hours faster in one attempt will always trump 5 attempts, 50+ hours, a 35 man crew to move all things in your path. So fuck the age thing. People act like Nyad was the first person to ever do it when she wasn’t. The bigger kicker is she had cerebral palsy! I mean cmon if you give Nyad a huge ovation for doing it despite her age, then Susie Maroney should get a standing O from the world for doing it with a brain movement disorder. I’ll NEVER be team Nyad. Im not gonna be some lemming succumbing to the news and pop culture when theres always something better or more impressive out there.

Oh and as for Martin Strel, he’ll probably die.

 

Colorado Shooter James Holmes Was A Psycho

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They also released pictures of the aftermath of the shooting and the car Holmes used to drive to the cinema in July 2012. Holmes killed 12 people and wounded 70 others in the attack. Last month jurors decided not to give him the death penalty. He was instead sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. The photos show chemical and incendiary devices linked by wires, intended to distract emergency responders from the cinema shooting. The devices were later defused by a police bomb squad. Prosecutors said that the traps were designed to kill anyone who tried to enter and that if the explosives had been detonated, the resulting fireball could have damaged much of the building. The images were released after open records requests. Holmes slipped into a midnight screening of Batman film The Dark Knight Rises armed with a semi-automatic rifle, a shotgun and a pistol. He threw smoke canisters and shot at people trying to escape. Prosecutors argued the attack was clearly premeditated, with Holmes planning and amassing weapons for months.

Source- They also released pictures of the aftermath of the shooting and the car Holmes used to drive to the cinema in July 2012.
Holmes killed 12 people and wounded 70 others in the attack.
Last month jurors decided not to give him the death penalty. He was instead sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.
The photos show chemical and incendiary devices linked by wires, intended to distract emergency responders from the cinema shooting. The devices were later defused by a police bomb squad.
Prosecutors said that the traps were designed to kill anyone who tried to enter and that if the explosives had been detonated, the resulting fireball could have damaged much of the building.
The images were released after open records requests.
Holmes slipped into a midnight screening of Batman film The Dark Knight Rises armed with a semi-automatic rifle, a shotgun and a pistol.
He threw smoke canisters and shot at people trying to escape.
Prosecutors argued the attack was clearly premeditated, with Holmes planning and amassing weapons for months.

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Well James Holmes was a psycho, obviously, but how the fuck did he live like this? Place looks like its rigged to blow from just breathing in there. How the fuck did he live in this place? that bike has wires rigged all through out the spokes and shit, did he ride that thing ever? do they really sell bomb shit like those plastic balls? Really freaky that they sell shit like that. I mean how does he sit in that fucking chair with home made explosives on it? blows my mind how he had his screws loose enough to do a mass shooting but still sane enough to plan out making explosives and shit. Can’t help but wish he tripped on some of his own fishing wire and just took out himself but seeing as to how many god damn explosives and all the bullets sitting in napalm there is, it probably would’ve caused an innocent person to get hurt anyways. Good riddance.

Snake Bites Farmer On The Penis

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Mirror- A man's penis almost withered up and died after he was bitten by a poisonous snake while urinating in a field. The farmer, who had been caught short and was urinating in a field, waited for three hours before the pain became unbearable and he rushed to A&E. Doctors inspected the 46-year-old's member which had become grossly swollen and was covered in blisters where the bite had made its impact. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the fang marks were obviously visible leading them to search for an antidote. The incident, which happened in the Himalayas, shocked doctors who probed the man for information on what the creature looked like. He identified the serpent by using the name ‘gunas’ which was then discovered to be a Levantine viper. Doctors began to notice the man's blood was clotting rapidly as the venom travelled around his body and injected him with a drug that neutralised the poison. He was left in hospital for three days following the attack - and had black wounds where the viper punctured his penis due to necrosis which causes the tissue to wither and die. The medics at the Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences, Srinagar, India subsequently checked up on the unlucky man - and discovered that after four days after he was discharged that the swelling on his penis had decreased. Snakes bite around five million people worldwide each year and cause 100,000 deaths. Several hundred thousand suffer amputations or other disabilities as a result of the venom.

Mirror- A man’s penis almost withered up and died after he was bitten by a poisonous snake while urinating in a field.
The farmer, who had been caught short and was urinating in a field, waited for three hours before the pain became unbearable and he rushed to A&E.
Doctors inspected the 46-year-old’s member which had become grossly swollen and was covered in blisters where the bite had made its impact.
According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the fang marks were obviously visible leading them to search for an antidote.
The incident, which happened in the Himalayas, shocked doctors who probed the man for information on what the creature looked like.
He identified the serpent by using the name ‘gunas’ which was then discovered to be a Levantine viper.
Doctors began to notice the man’s blood was clotting rapidly as the venom travelled around his body and injected him with a drug that neutralised the poison.
He was left in hospital for three days following the attack – and had black wounds where the viper punctured his penis due to necrosis which causes the tissue to wither and die.
The medics at the Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences, Srinagar, India subsequently checked up on the unlucky man – and discovered that after four days after he was discharged that the swelling on his penis had decreased.
Snakes bite around five million people worldwide each year and cause 100,000 deaths.
Several hundred thousand suffer amputations or other disabilities as a result of the venom.

Alright well if you’re not paying attention by now, we here at the Orange dont like snakes and none of you readers better either. I mean If Snakes would have a pact with anyone it should be a farmer. Taking care of the lay of the land, usually keen sense of where animals are, provide a ton of land. But nope, they are again causing problems biting farmers and the dick and shit. Just being the worst thing ever. Now the snakes are a problem on one end, but also this guy is a bit of an idiot i think. I mean if you get bit in the dick by anything do you wait 3 hours before doing anything about it? None the less a venomous snake? I’ve been sack tapped before and nearly rushed to the ER when I dropped to my knees. I mean if you’re irrational like me, i probably would’ve killed myself, but if someone were there and nice enough to talk me out of suicide within 5 minutes best believe i would’ve rushed to the ER. Did he think the blood clotting made his dick look bigger or something? If it wasn’t super gross looking at that point i guess i would’ve tried to snap some pics of it first before rushing to the hospital from unbearable pains of your penis rotting off but more likely than not my medical acumen says that wasn’t the case. Well let that be a lesson to all farmers out there. Look to this mans half dead penis and know that when you get bitten the dick by a snake, rush to the hospital ASAP.

This Bear On A Hammock Just Trying To Get The Last Bit Of His Summer On

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Love it. its 9 am right now. Im tired. Dreading going to work, wish i could go out and just chill on a hammock drink some sweet tea or some Arnold Palmer and just relax. That’s all that this black bears doing. This also demonstrates how hard and confusing and possibly uncomfortable a hammock can be. Don’t get me wrong i love laying in them but i feel like i can’t move an ounce sometimes in it or else it’ll swallow me up and spit me back on the ground like it did this bear.