Mirror- A man’s penis almost withered up and died after he was bitten by a poisonous snake while urinating in a field. The farmer, who had been caught short and was urinating in a field, waited for three hours before the pain became unbearable and he rushed to A&E. Doctors inspected the 46-year-old’s member which had become grossly swollen and was covered in blisters where the bite had made its impact. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the fang marks were obviously visible leading them to search for an antidote. The incident, which happened in the Himalayas, shocked doctors who probed the man for information on what the creature looked like. He identified the serpent by using the name ‘gunas’ which was then discovered to be a Levantine viper. Doctors began to notice the man’s blood was clotting rapidly as the venom travelled around his body and injected him with a drug that neutralised the poison. He was left in hospital for three days following the attack – and had black wounds where the viper punctured his penis due to necrosis which causes the tissue to wither and die. The medics at the Sher-i-Kashmir Institute of Medical Sciences, Srinagar, India subsequently checked up on the unlucky man – and discovered that after four days after he was discharged that the swelling on his penis had decreased. Snakes bite around five million people worldwide each year and cause 100,000 deaths. Several hundred thousand suffer amputations or other disabilities as a result of the venom.
Alright well if you’re not paying attention by now, we here at the Orange dont like snakes and none of you readers better either. I mean If Snakes would have a pact with anyone it should be a farmer. Taking care of the lay of the land, usually keen sense of where animals are, provide a ton of land. But nope, they are again causing problems biting farmers and the dick and shit. Just being the worst thing ever. Now the snakes are a problem on one end, but also this guy is a bit of an idiot i think. I mean if you get bit in the dick by anything do you wait 3 hours before doing anything about it? None the less a venomous snake? I’ve been sack tapped before and nearly rushed to the ER when I dropped to my knees. I mean if you’re irrational like me, i probably would’ve killed myself, but if someone were there and nice enough to talk me out of suicide within 5 minutes best believe i would’ve rushed to the ER. Did he think the blood clotting made his dick look bigger or something? If it wasn’t super gross looking at that point i guess i would’ve tried to snap some pics of it first before rushing to the hospital from unbearable pains of your penis rotting off but more likely than not my medical acumen says that wasn’t the case. Well let that be a lesson to all farmers out there. Look to this mans half dead penis and know that when you get bitten the dick by a snake, rush to the hospital ASAP.