Monthly Archives: December 2015

People Are Upset This Lady Witnessed A Fatal Car Accident And Just Went About Her Day Eating Pizza (P.s- I kinda love that move)

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On Sunday in Fort Greene, Brooklyn, a car lost control and jumped a curb, mowing down three people, killing one of them, a 30-year-old woman. Strangely, another woman was walking by, munching on a slice of pizza, and the car came to a stop just before hitting her. Then, she casually turned around and walked away, continuing to chow down on her slice. The whole thing was caught on surveillance footage, obtained by DNAinfo: It’s something that would make George Costanza proud. You can almost hear the Seinfeld bass riff playing as she wanders off, greedily stuffing pizza in her face. The driver of the car was arrested for driving without a license. The two other victims are in stable condition. The hungry woman is presumably eating pizza in front of some other terrible tragedy.

DeathAndTaxes- On Sunday in Fort Greene, Brooklyn, a car lost control and jumped a curb, mowing down three people, killing one of them, a 30-year-old woman.
Strangely, another woman was walking by, munching on a slice of pizza, and the car came to a stop just before hitting her. Then, she casually turned around and walked away, continuing to chow down on her slice.
The whole thing was caught on surveillance footage, obtained by DNAinfo:
It’s something that would make George Costanza proud. You can almost hear the Seinfeld bass riff playing as she wanders off, greedily stuffing pizza in her face.
The driver of the car was arrested for driving without a license. The two other victims are in stable condition. The hungry woman is presumably eating pizza in front of some other terrible tragedy.

Cold as ice. Man I don’t know what it is. I certainly don’t like that someone died in this tragic accident, but I just love how much this chick doesn’t care. I’m not saying its a redeeming quality in a woman. I want to love a women who values life and understands emotions. But something about her just brushing off a SUV jumping a curb and taking out 3 people and continuing about her day just gets me to intrigued. I’m not so much as disgusted, as I just want to get into her mind state to the point and figure out everything about her and her thought process. Has she just seen so much shit in her life that a death occurring right in front of her eyes doesn’t even phase her? Is she blind because it kinda looks like she’s wearing sunglasses at night? Maybe she’s intoxicated? Where’s that Pizza from? Does she do toppings with it? I need to know!

And look all the people giving her shit, what could she honestly do? Something tells me she doesn’t practice medicine as a profession so its not like she could really save their life right? Most she could do is dial 911 and I’m assuming others were there to do that so calling twice really doesn’t solve anything. Maybe her brain processed all of this in a millisecond and came to the obvious conclusion to finish off her slice and chill at home? Listen people die all the time. Its tragic. But you know what, its 2015 and frankly its a little refreshing to see a person not interfering at all, and thus not being an asshole who tries to record everything. I mean don’t get me wrong, If no one recorded shit on the streets this blog would be garbage, but deep down we all hate the assholes with cameras in your face or getting in your way because they want to record shit from their iPhone in the hopes of making things go viral. You’re on the highway and people are rubbernecking slowing down traffic to try to record the quick video of a wreck. People pulling out their cameras at every arrest in hopes of catching the cops abuse their power. Well fuck all that. This lady just doesn’t give a fuck about any of that and knows she just has to take care of number 1 and what number 1 wants is to finish the pizza. Love the move.

P.s- That would be some grand irony shit right? The woman that cares so much about not being involved or care to go viral that when she gets caught up in this accident, she goes viral about how much she doesn’t care. Irony.

Meet Arthur Boyt, A Man Who’s Eaten Road Kill Since He Was 13

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The Gaurdian- A Cornish man famous for eating badgers and other roadkill has added an even more unusual item to his Christmas larder – a dolphin he found washed up on a beach. Arthur Boyt, 76, has spent years feasting on dead animals he has salvaged from roads, including weasels, hedgehogs, squirrels and otters. Last Christmas Boyt, a retired marine biologist, tucked into a badger casserole, but this festive season his menu will be spiced up with dolphin meat. Boyt has already had a taste of his find. “I’ve got to admit, it’s nothing to write home about,” he said. “It’s not very fishy or oily. I fried it up and it was quite tough.” Boyt does not buy meat and has been eating roadkill since the age of 13; he says his oddest meal was probably a bat he bought back from holiday. “The great thing about roadkill is knowing that the animal hasn’t been purposely killed,” he said. “I feel very strongly about killing animals, so strongly, I can only just about manage a chicken leg at a party or something. I would never buy meat.” Boyt is spending Christmas Day with his mother-in-law who is cooking a turkey, so he has the option of something a little more traditional if the dolphin does not appeal on 25 December. His wife, Su, will be eating neither dolphin nor turkey as she is a vegetarian. Conservationists, however, are not impressed. Danny Groves, a spokesman for the whales and dolphin conservation charity WDC, said anyone who came across a stranded animal, alive or dead, should report it to a cetacean strandings investigation programme (CSIP) hotline. Groves said animals could be carrying diseases and pointed out dolphins are considered “royal fish” belonging to the crown. The government’s official advice for dealing with a dead dolphin is also to call the hotline rather than taking it home and eating it. “If you think the whale or dolphin is dead call the hotline and let them know where you found the animal,” it says. “To avoid disease, don’t have any contact with the dead animal without the right protective clothing, eg thick rubber gloves.” Boyt argues he has spent years eating found meat without any ill effects. As to the dolphin being a royal fish? “I don’t suppose the Queen will be interested in getting back a dolphin that has been dead for a month or more.”

The Guardian– A Cornish man famous for eating badgers and other roadkill has added an even more unusual item to his Christmas larder – a dolphin he found washed up on a beach.
Arthur Boyt, 76, has spent years feasting on dead animals he has salvaged from roads, including weasels, hedgehogs, squirrels and otters.
Last Christmas Boyt, a retired marine biologist, tucked into a badger casserole, but this festive season his menu will be spiced up with dolphin meat.
Boyt has already had a taste of his find. “I’ve got to admit, it’s nothing to write home about,” he said. “It’s not very fishy or oily. I fried it up and it was quite tough.”
Boyt does not buy meat and has been eating roadkill since the age of 13; he says his oddest meal was probably a bat he bought back from holiday.
“The great thing about roadkill is knowing that the animal hasn’t been purposely killed,” he said. “I feel very strongly about killing animals, so strongly, I can only just about manage a chicken leg at a party or something. I would never buy meat.”
Boyt is spending Christmas Day with his mother-in-law who is cooking a turkey, so he has the option of something a little more traditional if the dolphin does not appeal on 25 December. His wife, Su, will be eating neither dolphin nor turkey as she is a vegetarian.
Conservationists, however, are not impressed. Danny Groves, a spokesman for the whales and dolphin conservation charity WDC, said anyone who came across a stranded animal, alive or dead, should report it to a cetacean strandings investigation programme (CSIP) hotline.
Groves said animals could be carrying diseases and pointed out dolphins are considered “royal fish” belonging to the crown.
The government’s official advice for dealing with a dead dolphin is also to call the hotline rather than taking it home and eating it. “If you think the whale or dolphin is dead call the hotline and let them know where you found the animal,” it says. “To avoid disease, don’t have any contact with the dead animal without the right protective clothing, eg thick rubber gloves.”
Boyt argues he has spent years eating found meat without any ill effects. As to the dolphin being a royal fish? “I don’t suppose the Queen will be interested in getting back a dolphin that has been dead for a month or more.”

Well now that this guy is out and in the media, I 100% expect the government detain him and run a full blood panel on him and run lab results all on this dude. You don’t just go 70+ years of life eating road kill and bush meat and live a totally normal healthy life. There has to be something to his body. Either he has a belly full of tape worms ravaging his organs and we don’t know about it or he has a stomach that’s completely resistant to all types of parasites. If he said he ate road kill like a deer that was freshly hit on the road, okay, I’d buy that one maybe (I’ve actually heard of people doing this). But we’re not talking about venison that’s been killed by a truck going 75 mph on its ass. We’re talking about eating fucking otters and weasels. This dude brought home a dead badger to feast on for Christmas dinner. That’s not fucking normal. None of that can be normal. Its meat can’t be normal. If I’ve learned anything from The Office its that bats can carry rabies and this guy is just casually eating them because he brought them back from vacation. That would be like bringing back salt water taffy from Atlantic city except the salt water taffy can contain a viral disease that causes acute inflammation of the brain.

I tell ya something isn’t right with this guy. If anything, whatever parasite he’s eaten has probably gotten to his brain already if i can guess anything from him. I mean you think his logic is sound here? Would never buy meat from the grocery story because he thinks killing animals is bad? Yea I’m gonna assume there’s a bug gnawing at his neocortex. Go enjoy your rubbery dolphin meat, Arthur, but you probably have something keeping you alive from bad meat and if that is the case I’m gonna want the CDC to quarantine and examine your ass.

This Fish Straight Up Devours His Tankmate

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How the F is that even possible. I don’t 100% understand the anatomy of a fish but something tells me that any living creatures Body Mass Index wouldn’t allow for that to happen. You can’t just fold a fish inside of you especially when that thing is pretty much the same size. I mean yea that dude must be full as fuck and probably will take a month to shit out his friend but regardless thats just not normal for anything living to be able to fully eat something the same size as you.

Marlins Hire Barry Bonds As The New Hitting Coach.

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Now this story came out last friday but guess what? I didn’t remember till today so boom. Its like im re-breaking news.

Anyways, Barry Bonds. Now Im going to start off by saying, i don’t think good hitter translates to good hitting coach. Especially contributing to a whole roster. It feels a little bit like a flashy move. Sign Mattingly, sign Barry Bonds, one of the most famous player in baseball because of his stats and steroid controversy. It’s a lot of using big names when nothing has yet to be proven. Who knows how well he’ll be at coaching. But either way, i like it. If anything i feel like it’ll bring in a couple dozen more people to the park and if you can create a winning atmosphere, the confidence grows. Get a well recognized hitter imparting wisdom on the bench I think will really help out this group. Especially with this new crop of youngsters who can appreciate being managed by names like Mattingly and Bonds. People are pointing to Bonds working with Arod and Dexter Fowler who both had a good season. Yea it might be a small sample size but still worth trying since the Marlins might actually be going for it with the coaching change and the young players. If Bonds can get Stanton to that next stratosphere then no one would doubt the hiring and if the rest of the roster improves along with it, im more than willing to bet that they’d be putting asses in the seats at Marlins park.

 

Man Gets Brutally Murdered By Stairs

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Source- A 68-year-old man died yesterday after attempting to walk up to his 21st floor office in Mong Kok as all four lifts were out of order. The man, surnamed Hung, was last seen at around 1:45pm lying on his back and gasping for breath on the 15th floor of the Ho King Commercial Building in Fa Yuen Street. Initially, Hung told a concerned office worker he felt fine, but then collapsed as he tried to stand up again, reports Ming Pao Daily, as translated by EJ Insight. When paramedics arrived on the scene, the unconscious man was fitted with an oxygen mask. Medics performed chest massages and used a defibrillator in an attempt to resuscitate Hung as they carried him down one flight of stairs at a time. Hung, who is believed to have a history of high blood pressure, was later pronounced dead at hospital, the SCMP reports. All four of the building’s elevators reportedly needed repairing due to flooding back in 2013. Hung was in the process of closing down his business on the 21st floor and decided to go back to his office to tidy up his belongings on Monday, his wife said.

Source- A 68-year-old man died yesterday after attempting to walk up to his 21st floor office in Mong Kok as all four lifts were out of order.
The man, surnamed Hung, was last seen at around 1:45pm lying on his back and gasping for breath on the 15th floor of the Ho King Commercial Building in Fa Yuen Street.
Initially, Hung told a concerned office worker he felt fine, but then collapsed as he tried to stand up again, reports Ming Pao Daily, as translated by EJ Insight.
When paramedics arrived on the scene, the unconscious man was fitted with an oxygen mask. Medics performed chest massages and used a defibrillator in an attempt to resuscitate Hung as they carried him down one flight of stairs at a time.
Hung, who is believed to have a history of high blood pressure, was later pronounced dead at hospital, the SCMP reports.
All four of the building’s elevators reportedly needed repairing due to flooding back in 2013.
Hung was in the process of closing down his business on the 21st floor and decided to go back to his office to tidy up his belongings on Monday, his wife said.

Stairs, fuck you you mother fucker. How are stairs even still a thing? I understand in a 2 story house maybe but honestly, fuck stairs. They take up so much god damn space in a building, no one ever really uses them and now they kill people. Looking back at a story like this, for me, is like realizing you were fiddling with a loaded fire arm as a toddler. Back on Thanksgiving I went to NY and stayed at my buddy’s place which was a 5th floor walk up in Washington Heights. 5 floors? Thought it was no problem but I’ve never been more wrong in my entire life. Not to mention they trick you by adding a small extra flight of stairs to get up to the first floor because the bottom floor was just mail boxes. Well by the 3rd floor I was light headed, felt like i ran a marathon and pretty sure my lungs collapsed half way. By the time i got up there I was chugging waters and had my head out of the window to get enough oxygen back into my blood stream. Sure I was all fine and dandy 5 minutes later but looking back now, I was flirting with death. Yea I’m fat and out of shape but the point is its 2015 on the verge of 2016 and stairs are killing people. Seriously 21 floors? No one should ever walk that. EVER. Which means we gotta get to the point in life where we perfect elevator technology and rely on that solely. In case of a fire emergency bullshit? Do you know how long it takes to walk, even run down 21 flights of stairs? I guarantee in that situation, your ass will die either way because the rest of the building has caught on fire or you’re trampled alive like simba’s dad because of the frenzy caused with everyone in the stairwell trying to make their way down 20+ flights of stairs. We need to put an end to stairs already. Don’t let Hungs death have no meaning. Put an end to the stairs in the Ho King Commercial Building in Fa Yuen Street in Mong Kok , and the rest of the world.

Ugly Wins For The Dolphins But A Wins A Win

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Two of the hottest teams in the preseason go head to head went to the 4-7 bowl and only 1 team prevailed and thats the Fins baby! Ugly win but people aren’t going to remember how the team won, they just remember the record in the end of the season and as of right now thats 5-7. At this point im pretty sure Stephen Ross is laying all his eggs on the fact that we have the big 50th season game against the Giants where we go throw back uni’s and as long as we win that game, to Ross, it was a season win to his ass. Well if thats the case, maybe carry some momentum from this weeks win with a longer week to plan for playing Monday night against the Gmen and hopefully win. But thats next week.

This week was honestly a brutal one to watch. The Dolphins scoring plays all came withing 20 seconds and from there on it was sitting on our butts for a whole entire half of football waiting for the Ravens to play catch up. Score less first quarter and only 9 1’st downs for the fins and then Rashad Jones picking off Matt Schaub, which was bound to happen, then a 38 yard TD pass from Tannehill to Parker. Things were looking great, making plays on offense, then making plays on defense with a Derrick Shelby turning a blocked pass into an interception running it in 22 yards for a TD with Matt Schaub looking gassed running after him past 5 yards. A nice 2 point conversion running the ball in by Ajayi and from there it was a waiting game till the clock ticked down to 0. Was waiting for worse to happen especially with Lamar Miller fumbling the ball in Miami territory but lady luck was on our side when Justin Tucker went wide right on a missed FG opportunity.

On paper, through the eye balls, on screen the dolphins played awful but not awful enough to lose the game. Hopefully some of that had to do with Zac Taylor taking the place of Bill Lazar after he got canned earlier this week but the narrative now is that The Dolphins win when were we can someone so I don’t actually think there’s any truth to that obviously, but good on Taylor making the decision to run the ball more. Seriously week 12 we were 9 carries for 12 yards. This week, 26 carries for 94 yards. Big step up considering how bad this season has been but for now, 5-7 and everyone waiting to break these bad boys out for Monday.

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Quick Tip: If You’re Hiding from Police, Maybe Don’t Hide On Gator Infested Waters

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BREVARD COUNTY, Florida - A Florida man on the prowl to burglarize homes was eaten by an alligator after fleeing deputies, according to the Brevard County Sheriff's Office. The Sheriff's Office said that 22-year-old Matthew Riggins of Palm Bay, Florida, whose body was discovered in a Barefoot Bay lake on November 23, drowned as a result of the alligator attack. During the recovery of Riggins' body, Sheriff’s Dive Team members encountered a large alligator aggressively approaching the area where the body was located. Due to trauma observed on the body, a Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission trapper was called and an alligator approximately 11-foot in length was trapped and euthanized. A forensic examination of the alligator located remains consistent with the injuries to Riggins inside the alligator’s stomach. Investigators believe that the following events led up to the death of Riggins: During the late evening/early morning hours of November 12-13, 2015, Riggins advised his girlfriend that he was going to Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another male subject. At approximately 2 a.m. on November 13, deputies responded to the area of Tequesta Drive in Barefoot Bay after a resident called reporting that two males, dressed in black, were walking behind houses in the area. During a search of the area, two males were observed on Royal Palm Boulevard. Upon seeing the deputies, the male subjects fled on foot in an attempt to avoid apprehension.

BREVARD COUNTY, Florida – A Florida man on the prowl to burglarize homes was eaten by an alligator after fleeing deputies, according to the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office.
The Sheriff’s Office said that 22-year-old Matthew Riggins of Palm Bay, Florida, whose body was discovered in a Barefoot Bay lake on November 23, drowned as a result of the alligator attack.
During the recovery of Riggins’ body, Sheriff’s Dive Team members encountered a large alligator aggressively approaching the area where the body was located. Due to trauma observed on the body, a Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission trapper was called and an alligator approximately 11-foot in length was trapped and euthanized. A forensic examination of the alligator located remains consistent with the injuries to Riggins inside the alligator’s stomach.
Investigators believe that the following events led up to the death of Riggins:
During the late evening/early morning hours of November 12-13, 2015, Riggins advised his girlfriend that he was going to Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another male subject.
At approximately 2 a.m. on November 13, deputies responded to the area of Tequesta Drive in Barefoot Bay after a resident called reporting that two males, dressed in black, were walking behind houses in the area. During a search of the area, two males were observed on Royal Palm Boulevard. Upon seeing the deputies, the male subjects fled on foot in an attempt to avoid apprehension.

Fucking Florida, man. I’ve always said to anyone moving here for the first time that you should never start shit with people because in The Sunshine State, you never know which psychopath has a gun and wants to use it. Like the whole Road Rage incident a few years back. The heat gets to our brains and we can’t control our tempers anymore here. Well my second piece of advice is, if you’re on the lam, don’t hide in the wilderness because something in there almost assuredly can and wants to kill you. Its not even like this kid was hiding out in marsh land either. If he was hiding in Billie Swamp Safari, he should 100% expect to get eaten by the 100 or so animals that can kill you out there. But I get the feeling he was almost in some neighborhood retention pond and still got his ass mauled to death by an 11 foot gator. That’s what he have here now self patrolling our streets I guess. Giant ass 11 foot gators in case criminals try to run and hide in residential neighborhoods. I don’t really want anyone to die, but if its a proven method to stopping criminals I’ll be sure to bring it up at the next HOA meeting, having gators patrol the streets at night in case of criminals.

 

 

God Bless America For Giving This Wounded American Soldier A Penis Implant.

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DailyMail- The United States' first penis transplant will be performed for a veteran returning from Afghanistan who suffered damage to his sexual organ. Surgeons at Johns Hopkins University in Maryland say that within the next several months they will take an organ from a deceased donor and giving it to the soldier, according to the New York Times. The Department of Defense reports that 1,367 men - mostly under 35 years of age - suffered genital wounds from 2001 to 2013, largely as the result of improvised explosive devices in Iraq and Afghanistan. The world's first successful penis transplant was completed last year in South Africa for a 21-year-old man whose penis was amputated because of a botched circumcision during a coming-of-age ceremony. The unidentified man was expected to have a recovery time of two years, but doctors say he and his girlfriend became pregnant this summer. Doctors at Johns Hopkins are hoping that similar success will come for America's wounded warriors. Previous efforts for those who suffered damage to their penises involved using tissue from other parts of the body, though erections were only possible with implants that have problems such as infections. RELATED ARTICLES Previous 1 Next Desperately ill little boy, 8, who has defied doctor's... Mother with heart condition told she would probably never be... SHARE THIS ARTICLE Share The new surgery is first being offered to soldiers who meet certain qualifications, such as having an intact urethra. Doctors will then connect nerves, veins and arteries from the donor penis to the recipient in a 12-hour surgery. Nerves from the soldier are then expected to grow into the penis at a rate of about one inch per month, eventually enabling sexual function. Doctors Wei-Ping Andrew Lee, Richard Redett and Gerald Brandacher are donating their time to the process and the Department of Veterans Affairs is paying for the immunosuppression drug that will help prevent rejection. The doctors said that they are moving heading and planning on putting the Afghanistan veteran on a waiting list for an organ soon. Veterans say that the surgery will help heal unseen wounds for young men and hope that some of them will be able to have children because of the procedure. 'I don’t care who you are — military, civilian, anything — you have an injury like this, it’s more than just a physical injury,' Army Sergeant First Class Aaron Causey, who lost both legs and a testicle because of a roadside bomb in Afghanistan, told the New York Times. Testes are not being transplanted, and soldiers who also have testicular damage may receive penis transplants but will not be able to father children. Penis donor's families are asked specifically whether their deceased loved one's sex organ can be used by another man. South African urologist Andre van der Merwe said that one of the hardest parts of the process was finding a donor. He ultimately made a fake penis out of skin for the deceased donor to be buried with, according to Smithsonian Magazine. Last year, scientists at Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine announced that they had given lab-grown penises in rabbits, and were hoping to start human trials within five years. Eight of twelve rabbits given engineered erectile tissue successfully ejaculated and four of twelve impregnated female rabbits. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3348508/First-American-penis-transplant-given-soldier-suffered-wounds-genitals-homemade-bombs-Middle-East.html#ixzz3teXBHBqS Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

DailyMail– The United States’ first penis transplant will be performed for a veteran returning from Afghanistan who suffered damage to his sexual organ.
Surgeons at Johns Hopkins University in Maryland say that within the next several months they will take an organ from a deceased donor and giving it to the soldier, according to the New York Times.
The Department of Defense reports that 1,367 men – mostly under 35 years of age – suffered genital wounds from 2001 to 2013, largely as the result of improvised explosive devices in Iraq and Afghanistan.
The world’s first successful penis transplant was completed last year in South Africa for a 21-year-old man whose penis was amputated because of a botched circumcision during a coming-of-age ceremony.
The unidentified man was expected to have a recovery time of two years, but doctors say he and his girlfriend became pregnant this summer.
Doctors at Johns Hopkins are hoping that similar success will come for America’s wounded warriors.
Previous efforts for those who suffered damage to their penises involved using tissue from other parts of the body, though erections were only possible with implants that have problems such as infections.
The new surgery is first being offered to soldiers who meet certain qualifications, such as having an intact urethra.
Doctors will then connect nerves, veins and arteries from the donor penis to the recipient in a 12-hour surgery.
Nerves from the soldier are then expected to grow into the penis at a rate of about one inch per month, eventually enabling sexual function.
Doctors Wei-Ping Andrew Lee, Richard Redett and Gerald Brandacher are donating their time to the process and the Department of Veterans Affairs is paying for the immunosuppression drug that will help prevent rejection.
The doctors said that they are moving heading and planning on putting the Afghanistan veteran on a waiting list for an organ soon.
Veterans say that the surgery will help heal unseen wounds for young men and hope that some of them will be able to have children because of the procedure.
‘I don’t care who you are — military, civilian, anything — you have an injury like this, it’s more than just a physical injury,’ Army Sergeant First Class Aaron Causey, who lost both legs and a testicle because of a roadside bomb in Afghanistan, told the New York Times.
Testes are not being transplanted, and soldiers who also have testicular damage may receive penis transplants but will not be able to father children.
Penis donor’s families are asked specifically whether their deceased loved one’s sex organ can be used by another man.
South African urologist Andre van der Merwe said that one of the hardest parts of the process was finding a donor.
He ultimately made a fake penis out of skin for the deceased donor to be buried with, according to Smithsonian Magazine.
Last year, scientists at Wake Forest Institute for Regenerative Medicine announced that they had given lab-grown penises in rabbits, and were hoping to start human trials within five years.
Eight of twelve rabbits given engineered erectile tissue successfully ejaculated and four of twelve impregnated female rabbits.

Well if there’s ever been anyone deserving off a dick implant it should be the ones who get their crotches blown out serving the country and trying to protect and maintain civil peace and liberties for this countries and who ever America helps. Seriously, you want to come back home once your tour of duty is over and just lay down with a lady but you can’t even do that because terrorist fucking ruined your life. Well luckily its 2015 and we have the medical advances to give some of the power back to these soldiers who need it. Now I will say, I don’t know who these people are donating their dicks or how to build one from extra skin or something but according to the diagram provided by the medical team of Prof. Frank R Graewe, but that cock looks MASSIVE. That’s not just me right? Like that’s the main reason I blogged this story. Not because I’m glad US soldiers get to have some part of their sex life back to normalcy, which I am, but because they’re getting jackhammers surgically installed onto them. Seriously that thing can wear a wrist watch and stiff arm football players. Good for them and good on the medical staff if they do give them hammers. They go above and beyond the line of duty, well so should the medical staff surgically implanting penises. No implanting small cocks, go all out and install full blown porn star dicks for those who serve.

P.s- The lab grown rabbit dicks would be weird. Pretty sure that’s just there for the future.

Well They Have God Damn Giant Lizards Scaling The Sides Of Houses In Australia

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ERIC Holland was just killing time in his shed when he came across a mature Lace Monitor in his backyard earlier this week. “I was just doing a repair job in my shed when I opened the door and I saw this huge thing run across the ground and out of sight,” Mr Holland said. “I went inside after I saw it in the backyard and heard a banging noise coming from the side of the house,” “When I went outside I saw him on the side of the house with his tail hitting the drain pipe,” Mr Holland said. Mr Holland was quick enough to snap a photo of the estimated five-foot goanna scaled on the side of his Thurgoona home. Mr Holland has lived in the area for 18 years and said he has never seen anything similar on his property. “It was a big surprise really,” “I sometimes get blue tongues and lizards in the backyard but never anything quite like this.” The goanna quickly shuffled off Mr Holland's property. Mr Holland has not sighted the reptile since. The NSW Office of Environment and Heritage said it would not be unusual for a Lace Monitor to be found in the area around Albury. Lace Monitors can grow to around two metres in length and weigh up to 20 kilograms.

Source- ERIC Holland was just killing time in his shed when he came across a mature Lace Monitor in his backyard earlier this week.
“I was just doing a repair job in my shed when I opened the door and I saw this huge thing run across the ground and out of sight,” Mr Holland said.
“I went inside after I saw it in the backyard and heard a banging noise coming from the side of the house,”
“When I went outside I saw him on the side of the house with his tail hitting the drain pipe,” Mr Holland said.
Mr Holland was quick enough to snap a photo of the estimated five-foot goanna scaled on the side of his Thurgoona home.
Mr Holland has lived in the area for 18 years and said he has never seen anything similar on his property.
“It was a big surprise really,”
“I sometimes get blue tongues and lizards in the backyard but never anything quite like this.”
The goanna quickly shuffled off Mr Holland’s property. Mr Holland has not sighted the reptile since.
The NSW Office of Environment and Heritage said it would not be unusual for a Lace Monitor to be found in the area around Albury.
Lace Monitors can grow to around two metres in length and weigh up to 20 kilograms.

Hey Mr. Holland, this isn’t your average garden variety lizard chilling on your window screen or even like an iguana chilling on the side of the road. Its a like a fucking genetically modified lizard/alligator/dinosaur/Lizard from Spider Man chilling along the side of your brick house. That mother fucking is scaling your walls and here you are lackadaisically just taking pictures of it for the gram as if its not a danger to the human race. Don’t give me that shit about it just wants to be left alone. It wants to eat and the bigger it grows the more it needs to satiate its fucking hunger and when tiny ass animals aren’t enough, you can bet a million koalas this thing is gonna start hitting up Aussie villages and towns to look for food, dead or alive.

And I’ll tell ya, the worst thing about hearing about these giant ass animals that randomly pop up around the world is they use the fucking metric system. I have no idea how those measurements work and I can’t retrain my brain to figure out what those stupid units of measurements are but here i am trying to figure it out. Heres how my brain process worked for this mother fucker- two meters? well in my car they use kilometers so thats gotta be kind of the same thing, so its like 2/1000 of a mile and a mile is very very long for me because i walk slow, there for, this lizard has to be like 20 ft in length. 20 kilograms? 20 bricks of coke because I head them talking about moving KIlos in rap songs and from what i’ve seen in the movies, thats heavy product. So there you have it, in my brain this lizard is the size of a pick up truck and about as heavy as a freshly harvested cocaine field. Fucking Monster of a lizard. Does that make me a dumb ignorant idiot about how this lizard lives and operates? Maybe, but rest assure I wouldn’t be dumb enough to let it live going unchecked while it eats all the kangaroo babies and causes a tear through out the villages of Australia.

 

See This That Art Bullshit I’m Talking About With This Dude Naked In a Box Live Streaming himself

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When 23-year-old art student Almar Atlason announced that he would live-stream an entire week of himself confined naked in a glass box, he said it was part of a class project at the Iceland Academy of the Arts.

Now that he's been caught masturbating on YouTube, he might consider a more hands on major, perhaps an independent study. The Iceland Monitor reported that on day six of the project Atlason got a little too excited and began pleasuring himself. The Monitor reports YouTube stopped the stream, raising the possibility that he had violated the company's terms of service. However, Altason's wife, Salka Valsdóttir, told The Huffington Post via Facebook that the stream was merely interrupted briefly because of a technological issue. "I think it was only down for a couple of minutes. It was not because of the content, just bad Internet connection but a very funny coincidence," she said. A Monitor reporter confirmed to HuffPost that video of the masturbation incident was posted to YouTube, but was subsequently flagged and taken down.

Now that he’s been caught masturbating on YouTube, he might consider a more hands on major, perhaps an independent study.
The Iceland Monitor reported that on day six of the project Atlason got a little too excited and began pleasuring himself.
The Monitor reports YouTube stopped the stream, raising the possibility that he had violated the company’s terms of service.
However, Altason’s wife, Salka Valsdóttir, told The Huffington Post via Facebook that the stream was merely interrupted briefly because of a technological issue.
“I think it was only down for a couple of minutes. It was not because of the content, just bad Internet connection but a very funny coincidence,” she said.
A Monitor reporter confirmed to HuffPost that video of the masturbation incident was posted to YouTube, but was subsequently flagged and taken down.

Someone please tell me whats artistic about some Iceland bro jerking off in a fucking glass prison? Nothing, but here he is just wasting away in a glass box like an asshole thinking the world wants to see his ass sitting there naked reading books and jerking off to no real porn. All for the name of that stupid Art shit.