Check In With Known NFL Analyst George RR Martin on How Week 1 Went For His Beloved Giants/Jets

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A new season of NFL football has begun, and…

Life is meaningless and full of pain.

The Giants game went more or less as expected.   Saquon was incredible as ever, Eli played well, but OBJ was sorely missed and there was no defense.   Kid QB looked sharp when the game was over, but not sharp enough to be thrown to the wolves next week.   Eli should play.

The Jets collapse was inexcusable.   How the hell could management have let our Pro Bowl kicker walk?  If Sam Darnold is the new Namath, he sure didn’t look like it.

I think another long dark season looms ahead.

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Poor George RR Martin and all other fans of the New York football teams that don’t play in New York. Getting smashed by the Cowboys AND getting a one point dagger from the Bills. Honestly Why would you root for two stinky franchises. If you’re gonna root for 2, should make them at least 2 good teams. Yeah i get maybe he’s just a New York Sports guy but Id take the Bills over the Jets for sure. They went to 4 straight Super bowls. I think they can still claim that as long as Buffalo still serves wings and people still jump from tables and wear Zubaz pants. But honestly I’m here just waiting to see what Mr. Martin has to say about Sam Darnold being out for the season due to Mono. Was he kissing too many Girls? Guys? we don’t judge around here but just saying that you can be out for possibly 6 weeks from a disease that 15 year olds get from kissing each other just sucks. You got guys that are visiting world renown physicians like Dr. James Andrews about if they can play with their shins bursting out of their legs and then you have the QB who was promised to be a sign of Hope for the New York Jets out for 4 to 6 weeks because of mono. A wild turn of events and I just need it to be eloquently expressed in Blog form from Fantasy Author George R.R. Martin. Pageviews must be through the roof

 

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MoviePass is Officially Dead….I May Have Contributed Heavily To Its Death, But I Did Love It

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RIP In Peace.

Movie Pass was such a fascinating era in pop culture. It felt like there was no news of the company when it started but all the news in the world when it started to fail. Had I known earlier of its existence there’s no telling what kinda damage I would’ve done to that company. For the maybe year I had it, I was running quite the racket and definitely contributed to its down fall. Anybody who knows me knows I love a good value scheme and Movie Pass was my favorite one. Sure I saw every movie release that came out. I tried seeing movies a few times because I would fall asleep the first time around. At one point I tried watching the Death of Stalin 5 days in a row because A.) I felt like I was too dumb at the time for foreign political humor and 2.) I would keep on falling asleep during it. None of it mattered because I would get all the tickets for the low price of 9.99 a month. But it wasn’t just about watching movies I haven’t seen or really liked. It was about the Value when it came to Regal Points. No lie I should be treated like a king at my local Regal because of how much I would stop in. Back when it first started I had maybe like 50 points….Now?

Went from like 0 to over half a million all because i would just rack the shit out of points from tickets. There use to be this girl every Sunday working the ticket counter who was just hung over as shit constantly. I would roll through every Sunday while I was out getting lunch. This poor girl wanted nothing to do with waking life to the point where I would buy a ticket, stroll in, check in, get some candy and just walk out and on certain days when she caught me walking out she would freak out thinking she just napped through a 90 minute to 2 hour movie because who on earth would just buy a ticket just to walk out at any point through. Those were the Glory days. It was suppose to be a goal of mine to accumulate enough points to where i could buy out one of the smaller theaters all on free points that earned free tickets. Alas those dreams are long gone.

Sinemia was a small blip that died out officially before MoviePass even did. Fuck them though, they cancelled my account because i watched a movie 3 times. That shit would never have happened with Movie Pass. Sinemia made you financially commit a year and then would hide those facts up front and tell you to go fuck your self and cancel your service with out warning. They wanted you to fail while they flash their smile that says “1 movie a day” and smirk knowing they had more stipulations than the bible has words.

And now its to the point where Regal offers a subscription service. Sure i can see a movie once a day or at least get a ticket once a day, but the value engine just isn’t the same. Moviepass would pay for the full cost of the ticket so I was getting like the full value of points from a ticket. Now it just gives you a free ticket a day. I’m not accruing any points. Feels like i have a basic child’s credit card now. Sure i could make purchases but I’ll never rack up enough sky miles from spending cash on pop corn and soda. Sure it was a failing service. Sure the premise made no sense what so ever from a business stand point. But that didn’t matter. In the Marvel era of movies and in an age where its almost impossible to make a horrible movie, MoviePass was gods gift to man. And while i love the movie, Ill never forget it was Mission Impossible Fallout that pretty much was the first cut that was like taking a broad sword to the throat of an aging dying body that was the financially unstable MoviePass Subscription Service.

Adult Autograph Seekers Are The Worst And Spider-man Absolutely Wont Stand For Them

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Tom Holland, a Nice guy. Best Live action Spider-man. Super Excited for Far From Home coming out next week.

Do you know how big of a loser you have to be to be an Adult Autograph seeker? I honestly don’t even want to spend much time on it because its been said for years now. Athletes voicing their thoughts when grown men trample kids to get shit signed just to sell on ebay and stuff. The part that is wild is just how little an autograph fetches you in the grand scheme of things. Like is it really worth camping out waiting in a group where you awkwardly stand out because you’re a grown middle age man wearing a baseball hat

in a sea of what seems to be teens who aren’t at the age where they need to have major responsibilities and can have teen heart throbs like Tom Holland. Besides who the fuck actually buys these things? Its 2019. No one wants an autograph, they want picture proof. Video Proof. Infact video proof of Tom Holland defending you from an Adult autograph seeker probably is worth more than any signature. This right here is the high. 31k retweets 218k likes, Even more over multiple tweets and prestigious websites such as TheUglyOrange blogging about it. Signatures aint worth shit pal. Even Tom Hollands and I like the guy.

 

If You’re Gonna Do Wrestling Moves In A Fight, You Better Have The Pageantry To Sell It

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Never in my life was I so amped for something only to be let down. Something any guy envisions is getting into a fight like an absolute bad ass and knocking out fools left and right like a Kung-fu flick. Doing all sorts of crazy shit but definitely doing some variation of a wresting move you saw from the 90’s attitude era. The DDT is absolutely one of them. Just being dropped on your skull onto a chair or the Spanish announcers table. Something that will really leave a dent to prove that you gave your opponent at least a grade 2 concussion but instead we got this sad attempt at a DDT.

What the hell happened? Imagine tossing a basketball up in the air expecting it to bounce when it hits the floor but instead it just laid still. Like on a humanity level I’m glad Red Shirt is fine but learn a little pageantry for me one time dude. Flail around, shoot the legs up as if your spine just went into extreme impact. Instead he rubbed his head as if he bumped it against a kitchen counter. That’s not good enough. The other guy isn’t without blame either. Anyone who knows what the DDT is and sees that flat side front end of a car I guarantee you was expecting to drive his head straight through the engine block. Ultimately despite growing out of the wrestling phase that’s why I still respect the fuck out of WWE stars. You gotta be able to sell baby. Take the bumps take the hits. Electrify the crowd. When the guy put him in a head lock getting ready to shatter this guys skull I expected him to point to the crowd and chant to electrify the audience but nope. Just the worst performed DDT.

Im glad this guy enjoyed it though. My guy here was pumped to see a DDT in a real fight. He gets it.

 

UCF Ranked Number 2 For Most Students With Sugar Daddies

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ORLANDO, Fla. – The University of Central Florida took the No. 2 spot on SeekingArrangement’s list of the “Fastest Growing Sugar Babies Schools” in the nation.
More than 2.5 million of the 20 million users of the sugar daddy dating site are American college students who receive an average monthly allowance of $3,000 from their partners, according to the study. Of that total, UCF students take more than 1,000 of those spots.

Here is the list of top schools for having the most sugar babies.

  1. Georgia State University with 306 new sign-ups and a total of 1,304 students.
  2. University of Central Florida with 296 new sign-ups and a total of 1,068 students.
  3. University of Alabama with 270 new sign-ups and a total of 968 students.
  4. Florida State University with 257 new sign-ups and a total of 873 students.
  5. University of Florida with 251 new sign-ups and a total of 501 students.
  6. Rutgers University with 225 new sign-ups and a total of 684 students.
  7. California State University, Fullerton with 206 new sign-ups and a total of 525 students.
  8. University of Nevada, Las Vegas with 203 new sign-ups and a total of 583 students.
  9. University of North Texas with 192 new sign-ups and a total of 573 students.
  10. University of Missouri with 183 new sign-ups and a total of 542 students.
  11. West Virginia University with 167 new sign-ups and a total of 550 students.
  12. University of Cincinnati with 161 new sign-ups and a total of 522 students.
  13. University of Southern California with 156 new sign-ups and a total of 583 students.
  14. San Francisco State University with 154 new sign-ups and a total of 510 students.
  15. University of California, Los Angeles with 153 new sign-ups and a total of 614 students.
  16. Columbia University with 152 new sign-ups and a total of 1008 students.
  17. New York University with 147 new sign-ups and a total of 1676 students.
  18. University of North Carolina with 142 new sign-ups and a total of 514 students.
  19. University of Texas, San Antonio with 141 new sign-ups and a total of 875 students.
  20. Colorado State University with 138 new sign-ups and a total of 356 students.

What an honor! Listen, if someone guy or girl is willing to shell out cash for whatever reason, go get that bag. The Sugar daddy game is an interesting one. Sure the upper echelon of the SD game is prostitution where you’re sleeping with the oldest oil Baron west of the Mississippi in silk sheets because any material harder than silk or 10,000 thread count Egyptian fiber could shatter his bones. You put up with that and get a couple thousand directly deposited in your bank account and are sent back to school in a really shiny black car. Those are the extremes though. There’s probably a larger group of guys who are all old and alone, their wifes a bitch, sons a cunt. Just wants to take a girl out for italian food and want those people to appreciate what you’re doing for them. I dont hate it. Theres some people that shell out money for feet pic. The worlds crazy and filled with all sorts. If you’re lucky enough to be a part of the statistic, don’t feel ashamed because clearly the numbers are staggering.

Most surprising name on this list though has to be University of Cincinnati. UCF makes sense. Easy acceptance rate, ton of hot chicks. But who the fuck are the ones sugar daddying to some person at the University of Cincinnati?? Do bearcat chicks got it like that? Is there even a market of people rich enough from Cincinnati to even play the game?

 

Ex Navy SEAL shows Captain America Chris Evans His Captain America Fake Ball Tribute.

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Hollywood’s version of Captain America met a real life version on Capitol Hill this week.
Chris Evans, the blockbuster actor who plays the comic book hero in Marvel’s Avengers series, was pictured with House Rep. Dan Crenshaw on Friday.
But Crenshaw, the Texas Republican who lost an eye during combat service in Afghanistan, had a surprise in store for Evans – a glass eye with the famous Captain America logo.
‘When Captain America sees your Captain America glass eye,’ Crenshaw tweeted on Friday.

What an unreal life for actors. Its been years now that Marvel has dominated to the point where i wonder if it ever got old for these actors and actresses. Like Steve Rodgers is probably numb to the MILLIONS of fans dressed up as Captain America for Halloween and at comic con panels. That’s all expected and standard. Its something else entirely when the biggest movie of your life premiers in a month and a political figure lifts up his eye patch only to reveal an iconic logo from a character you portrayed. An eye patch that’s used to cover up his eye that was removed because of a bomb explosion while at war. It must be an unreal feeling and an unreal thought. Makes me wonder like how The Punisher joined the war because of Captain America in the comics, It would be outrageous as an actor if i found out some military rookie joined the Army because I played a role in a comic book movie (even though in the movies he moves away from the military).

You know what else is pretty awesome? a fucking glass eye. Hear me out. It SUCKS losing an eyeball. But of all the common amputations one must get, losing an arm, a leg; an eyeball is sneaky up there. So you lose some peripheral vision. In 2019, no big deal. There HAS to be some sort of technology coming along the way that can help you see better if you lose an eye. A robot eye or what not. But besides all that, wearing an eye patch looks so awesome. Theres an air of mystery when a guy wears an eye patch. Sure you’ll look like a villain no matter what the situation, but a suave villain. And that already is better than i look, just a regular joe.

Much Like Boxing Twitter, Jurassic World Dinosaur Twitter Is Quick To Tell You Whats Right Or Wrong About What Isn’t A Dinosaur

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Look at all these people.

When there’s a big boxing match that happens on twitter, you’re quick to know because all you’ll see on the time line is people who score the fight and give their input on how so and so should’ve won if he had just did this or that. Amazing. Everyone all of a sudden becomes Freddie Roach and telling fighters to work the body via the Twitter machine even though they wont see their tweets because a.) Their hands are taped up and physically cant use the cellular smart phone device and b.) because they don’t care what you have to say because 99% of the world knows you’ve never been in a fight before that lasted more than 3 punches from an older sibling.

Do you think I’m gonna accept dinosaur knowledge from these people? Fuck no. Have they ever been a part of a archeological dig? Doubt it. Why do these people gotta be like that. Anyone one who’s old enough to engage on twitter should have the mental capacity to realize that a Hollywood movie franchise who’s name is already based in fiction, does not care about accuracy about whether or not a CGI creature in their Hollywood blockbuster is in fact a specific species. Any Paleontologist, a person who studies fossils etc anyone in that field that is around 30 years old grew up and probably watched Jurassic World and it affected them to the point where they decided to pay thousands to get an education about dead things and to dig in dirt and they did it calling them all dinosaurs growing up. Its a kids movie. If it grabs their imagination to the point where they learn the In’s and Out’s of different eras and what technically is a dinosaur bird then fine, but I don’t for a second believe any of these people are dino scientist. Everyone being so clever thinking their smart knowing whats a dinosaur or not. Well guess what, its a very old bird that should be extinct. Yea I get it a Dinosaur is a specific thing but guess what? It’s now just a term for something thats old as shit or extinct. People actually getting mad about this shit is WILD. Its a twitter. Its things that are dead. The correct terminology only matters to people who study dinosaurs and if you think any of those people take credence into anything the @JurassicWorld twitter has to say, you’re crazy.

No Alfonso. You see, its a twitter account used for Marketing. This guy essentially thinks you need a paleontologist to run a twitter account to marketing a Hollywood Franchise meant for kids and young adults. Not necessarily for Paleontologist. Not NOT for Paleontologist, just not meant for people who take Paleontology very seriously id imagine. Think of Dinosaur as a marketing term at this point for any old shit that became extinct before human civilization. Get over it and just let the word dinosaur be.

Sidenote- This guy gets a pass maybe but come on. Just let kids call them dinosaurs.

All The London Eels Have A Major Coke Problem…Also They’re Getting Pee’d On

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New York Post – Londoners are taking so much cocaine that it has seeped into the city’s famous River Thames, new research by King’s College London has discovered, prompting concerns over what it is doing to the river’s wildlife.
A team of scientists at the university studied wastewater that’s entering into the Thames from nearby sewers during storms and found easily detectable traces of the class A drug within 24 hours of the overflow, the Independent reports.
“Increases in caffeine, cocaine and benzoylecgonine [a metabolite] were observed 24 hours after sewer overflow events,” King’s College London researchers said in a paper that detailed their findings, according to the Evening Standard.
Compared to other major cities, the level of cocaine entering London’s water system — likely through users’ urine — is much higher, stoking fears that it may be affecting the eels that live in the Thames. “Drugs which affect us will almost always affect all animal life, and invertebrates a little bit more because their biochemistry is much more sensitive,” Robson explained. “Essentially everything in the water will be affected by drugs like these. A lot of the triggers and the ways that cocaine affects the system is really primal.” The cocaine problem plaguing eels has been discussed before.

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Good lord I didn’t know British Eels got it like that. If I had to pick an aquatic marine life it would be eels that like to party. City Eels too, not salt water eels. Ocean eels are workers. But these City Eels hanging out in the popular spot. The River Thames just squirming and wiggling around dancing, bump a key, stay movin and groovin. We all got our vices. I’m not tryina control them. It might not be my thing but I’m not gonna tell them how they should live their life. But with the sensitive nature of drug use, you gotta understand when a casual party drug is turning to a problem that’s gonna really fuck up your life down the road. Listen we all went to college, us and these eels alike, but when you got cocaine pretty much flowing through your gills every second 24/7 its probably that point where its becoming a problem. Now am I a doctor or a scientist that can tell how much cocaine is flowing in the rivers? Nah, but Id imagine its almost like when they dye the river in Chicago for St. Patricks day.

I mean that would be such an irresponsible amount of drug use right there but how else are all these Eels getting tweaked out? The fun’s gotta stop eventually. It’s not a party if it happens every night and eventually you gotta look around and see how its affecting your own neighborhood. I hope for the better that these eels get it under control eventually.

Also its coming from British people’s piss so they’re getting pee’d on an coked up. Imagine getting a golden shower that dials you up to 11. Not great

Having To Pay 4k for Anal is OUTRAGEOUS…. Especially When You’re The One Receiving

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Syracuse, NY — Syracuse police, a city court judge and St. Joseph’s Hospital Health Center worked together last year to conduct a highly unusual drug search.

They collaborated to sedate a suspect and thread an 8-inch flexible tube into his rectum in a search for illegal drugs. The suspect, who police said had taunted them that he’d hidden drugs there, refused consent for the procedure.

At least two doctors resisted the police request. An X-ray already had indicated no drugs. They saw no medical need to perform an invasive procedure on someone against his will.

The notes from police and doctors suggest some tension, a standoff. At one point, eight police officers were at the hospital. A doctor remembers telling officers: “We would not be doing that.”

The hospital’s top lawyer got pulled in. He talked with the judge who signed the search warrant, which was written by police and signed at the judge’s home.

When they were done, the hospital lawyer overruled its doctors. The lawyer told his doctors that a search warrant required the doctors to use “any means” to retrieve the drugs, records show.

So St. Joe’s medical staff knocked out the suspect and performed the sigmoidoscopy, in search of evidence of a misdemeanor or low-level felony charge, records show.

The idea of a government-ordered medical procedure for such a common offense surprised defense lawyers here and national experts in medical and legal ethics.

“It’s crazy. It’s over the top, by far,” said Hermann Walz, a longtime criminal attorney and professor at John Jay College of Criminal Justice. “You’re looking for marijuana and cocaine? It’s extreme. If they wanted to cut him open and look at his stomach, that would be OK, too?”

Critics say the cops, the judge and hospital may have violated the civil rights of the suspect, subjected him to medical risk, and exposed the city and the hospital to a lawsuit.

“The whole thing is cuckoo nuts to me,” said the suspect’s defense lawyer, Charles Keller. “What country are we living in?”

So, was it worth the risk? The X-ray was right. The scope found no drugs.

And when they were done, St. Joe’s sent the suspect a bill for $4,595.12.

4.6 K for anal. Unreal.

I know cops can be liars but I’m just taking this story for its word and if they guy said he hid drugs up his ass then to me he said he hid drugs up his ass until I hear otherwise. But that’s just crazy. I don’t know the steps that proceeded but I imagine he was taken in cuffs and next thing you know he’s blacked out with one of those SWAT light cameras in your asshole searching around for hidden treasure all for nothing. Was this a diversion tactic maybe? Spend the time searching in the asshole when its really hidden in the car bumper? And an 8 incher too? That’s impressive. Sometimes I think Drug dealers and those of that ilk are just scumbags that are good for nothing and then I think about the degrading things they have to go through in their line of work and the resilience it requires just to put food on their table and then I remember i don’t have to do that.  I mean how many criminals have had to stash drugs up their ass before? You see it all the time in movies I think. Cops still asking to squat and cough right? It’s a ballsy move of this guy for whatever reason. Maybe he was fucked in the head and thought he stashed his drugs up his rectum. Maybe he just got his jollies off getting his b-hole touches and probed. What i can guarantee is no matter if you like the feeling or not, if you got your poop shoot messed with either intentional for pleasure or against your will, it is ABSURD to be charged over FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS for it.

Was Live Free Or Die Hard A Forgotten Movie? This Guy Inadvertently Pulled A John McClane At The Wheel

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What a poignant time for this guy to fall asleep at the wheel and launching his car into mid air. See as everyone on the internet will tell you, no in fact, they’ll scream at you saying Die Hard is a Christmas movie. Do i think people will actually watch Die Hard for Christmas? Nah, They’ll probably not watch anything for Christmas unless its on Netflix but because we live in the internet age we can rehash takes and type in all caps that Christmas movies include x and y movie and Die Hard. But none of that is here nor is it there. Watch what you want. My slight concern is that when this guy fell asleep at the wheel and sparked a good internet video, people seemed to have forgotten that John McClane already did this stunt.

In the grand scheme of things its WILD that the act of jettisoning your car in mid air just automatically gets attached to the Dukes of Hazzard. Listen I get it, it was the first to do it big. But there have been many of jumps that top that. I mean 2 Fast 2 Furious when Brian O’Conner jumps a Nissan Skyline R-34 off a draw bridge? Classic. When Brian O’Conner crash drives his Subaru out of a mountain cliff from a drug runner tunnel in the Fast and the Furious 5? Classic. When Brian O’Conner and Dominic Toretto Drive a million dollar Lykan HyperSport from one Dubai mega Skyscraper from one building into another, and into another one after that? Classic. Id argue, that just with the hilarious cast of characters, the Road Trip jump that Bob Hope could’ve made should get more recognition. But nope it all comes back to the Dukes of Hazzard. Strange considering we saw this same move in Live Free or Die Hard.

Do people remember this movie? I mean it almost never gets talked about when people talk about Die Hard. People only talk about Die Hard 1 it feels like. I like Die Hard 1 but Live Free or Die Hard is my number 2 and I’m almost too scared to ask if people think I’m crazy for that. I mean its the holiday season, I don’t want to get yelled at for my die hard/Christmas/stunt driving takes. But as I watched that driver fall asleep at the wheel and literally throw his life in gods hand I couldn’t help but think that’s almost exactly what happened in Live Free or Die Hard, yet all the comments I saw were about Dukes of Hazzard, a movie/TV show that I admittedly haven’t seen because I’m not old as fuck. That’s on me.

All this being said I give this Slovakian driver stunt a 6/10.

-Lacked originality

-Clipped the wall a bit

-Not sure if it cleared the landing

-Didn’t take out an assault helicopter with armed terrorist while on fire.