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UCF Ranked Number 2 For Most Students With Sugar Daddies

ORLANDO, Fla. – The University of Central Florida took the No. 2 spot on SeekingArrangement’s list of the “Fastest Growing Sugar Babies Schools” in the nation.
More than 2.5 million of the 20 million users of the sugar daddy dating site are American college students who receive an average monthly allowance of $3,000 from their partners, according to the study. Of that total, UCF students take more than 1,000 of those spots.

Here is the list of top schools for having the most sugar babies.

  1. Georgia State University with 306 new sign-ups and a total of 1,304 students.
  2. University of Central Florida with 296 new sign-ups and a total of 1,068 students.
  3. University of Alabama with 270 new sign-ups and a total of 968 students.
  4. Florida State University with 257 new sign-ups and a total of 873 students.
  5. University of Florida with 251 new sign-ups and a total of 501 students.
  6. Rutgers University with 225 new sign-ups and a total of 684 students.
  7. California State University, Fullerton with 206 new sign-ups and a total of 525 students.
  8. University of Nevada, Las Vegas with 203 new sign-ups and a total of 583 students.
  9. University of North Texas with 192 new sign-ups and a total of 573 students.
  10. University of Missouri with 183 new sign-ups and a total of 542 students.
  11. West Virginia University with 167 new sign-ups and a total of 550 students.
  12. University of Cincinnati with 161 new sign-ups and a total of 522 students.
  13. University of Southern California with 156 new sign-ups and a total of 583 students.
  14. San Francisco State University with 154 new sign-ups and a total of 510 students.
  15. University of California, Los Angeles with 153 new sign-ups and a total of 614 students.
  16. Columbia University with 152 new sign-ups and a total of 1008 students.
  17. New York University with 147 new sign-ups and a total of 1676 students.
  18. University of North Carolina with 142 new sign-ups and a total of 514 students.
  19. University of Texas, San Antonio with 141 new sign-ups and a total of 875 students.
  20. Colorado State University with 138 new sign-ups and a total of 356 students.

What an honor! Listen, if someone guy or girl is willing to shell out cash for whatever reason, go get that bag. The Sugar daddy game is an interesting one. Sure the upper echelon of the SD game is prostitution where you’re sleeping with the oldest oil Baron west of the Mississippi in silk sheets because any material harder than silk or 10,000 thread count Egyptian fiber could shatter his bones. You put up with that and get a couple thousand directly deposited in your bank account and are sent back to school in a really shiny black car. Those are the extremes though. There’s probably a larger group of guys who are all old and alone, their wifes a bitch, sons a cunt. Just wants to take a girl out for italian food and want those people to appreciate what you’re doing for them. I dont hate it. Theres some people that shell out money for feet pic. The worlds crazy and filled with all sorts. If you’re lucky enough to be a part of the statistic, don’t feel ashamed because clearly the numbers are staggering.

Most surprising name on this list though has to be University of Cincinnati. UCF makes sense. Easy acceptance rate, ton of hot chicks. But who the fuck are the ones sugar daddying to some person at the University of Cincinnati?? Do bearcat chicks got it like that? Is there even a market of people rich enough from Cincinnati to even play the game?

 

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I Think Deep Down My Buddy Will Become A Rapist

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Okay well let me explain what I got myself into coming up this summer. Aside from pushing dumb blogs out and delivering Chinese food for all these assholes in Davie, my buddy asked if I could be in his 12 minute film exercise as his summer project. Now my boys are my boys, I’ll help them out always. Well this time i might just unfriend him completely. Dude i’ve known and been my best friend for like over 10 years now. His mother a sweetheart and family always welcome me into their home. Just cut them out cold turkey. Why? cause he might be a god damn psychopath.

See he goes to school at Columbia in New York studying film (what an artsy fancy asshole). Guy has always wanted to do film since we were kids. At first the joke was he would always make silent films because he just never wrote dialogue. Well now the joke has become that he’s gonna be a sex addict/rapist and frankly the more and more he writes, i think its less of a joke. The first project he wrote was about a guy who finds out a girl is a slut and like exposes her as a slut and then she sluts out fingering herself like a persons in a panic jamming elevator door buttons. Really weird ending but the rest made sense. Next he decides to write about a guy who’s a landlord in NYC who gets sicker and sicker and then he gets into an argument with his pregnant wife when she says he’s losing it pretty much and yada yada yada, he like goes down on her and like i dont know how to describe it, orally kill the baby through her vagina, and then goes on a Misfits punk dancing spree. Make sense with the whole Misfits song but either way, just weird fucked up sexual depravity. Well here we come a year later and now i got myself involved where I’m playing a sexual rapist who stalks his customers and tries to rape her. What the fuck, Kevin. I keep my promises so I’m gonna do it, but really what the fuck? This isn’t something that i keep to myself either, i tell the kid endlessly that he needs to evaluate his brain just because I don’t want to be associated with a rapist. I’ve watched too much SVU in my life to let that happen. Here I thought I was gonna be in some short film revelation of a comedy or something but nope. I got fucking roped in to playing some depraved Lars Von Trier film. Hoping at some point his class mates just get him expelled from Columbia. Its for his own good, every woman in New York’s, and my self included. Definitely gonna try to get him to see a therapist.

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