PLAINFIELD — A man with an apparent sweet tooth, a sleep deficit and allegedly in possession of several bags of heroin was arrested Tuesday at a Plainfield convenience store after police said he fell asleep while trying to make a milkshake.
At approximately 8:58 p.m., Plainfield police officers were dispatched to the Cumberland Farms store at 12 S. Main St. in Moosup after receiving complaints of a man, later identified as 37-year-old Randy Valade, nodding off while spending 40 minutes attempting to make a milkshake, according to a press release.
Police said they found Valade sleeping inside the store’s “Chill Zone” with a frozen drink in his hand.
Police said a woman, identified as 47-year-old Gina Mineau, was found slumped against a nearby wall outside the store. Both Valade and Mineau are homeless, police said.
A search found Valade and Mineau were both in possession of “numerous” bags of heroin. Mineau was also found to have suboxone, a narcotic sometimes used to treat drug addiction, on her person without a prescription, police said. Police said Valade resisted officer’s attempts to escort him to a cruiser and had to be restrained.
Ahh the life of a heroin addicted homeless person. Don’t get me wrong, I’m fine with knowing I’m going to a gas station to pump gas and maybe buy a quick snack and not panhandle for more drug money, but there is somewhat of a “fuck everything live vicariously” attitude that homeless people have that we all kind of want. Its fucking summer here perpetually for the most part. I look on the weather app and it tells me its fucking 90 degrees and a chance of a thunderstorm. You know where I would want to be if i had no responsibilities? Chilling out with a milkshake in the chill zone while all the losers out there are busy trying to live pay check to pay check. Get a little high and let this oreo milkshake take over. Pure bliss. Sure the reality is he probably smells, is hungry, sick, probably will develop a mental illness from living on the streets as a homeless person, has a ton of drug possession counts enough to lock him away for the rest of his life, but once he was finished going in an out of his little 40 minute drug high nap, I bet by the end that milk shake was pretty damn good.
P.s- Suboxone is a pretty fancy drug according to Mr. Robot. He should sell that one to get more shitty heroin, if i were a drug adviser.
Not gonna lie, heading into this i thought i was gonna be super super hyped on this but now im just super hyped. I love me some Tupac. Classic, smooth raps everyone who is anyone knows tupac was one of the most iconic rappers ever. But the thing is, this shit looks like its gonna be super heavy into the part of his life where he lost it and just assumed the world was out to kill him. That’s not necessarily my favorite version of Tupac. I liked the Tupac that was talking about Brenda dumping a baby in a traaash heap. Guy just spitting rhymes about the dynamics of the neighborhood and the fallout that occurs from a girl having sex with her cousin. As harsh a topic is that’s the move loving side of Pac. The version that would care and hold a little child. I wouldn’t put a child anywhere near this version of Tupac because he probably thinks the baby is gonna kill him and he’ll pull and uzi out on it. He’s always talked about being a minority and how it affects him. Its just more about how he does it. I mean Changes? Song is a classic. There was a more poetic side to Tupac and that’s just the version i like so maybe people wanted more of this later years pac but i hope we get a nice round about view of him.
P.s- Benny Boom and Hype Williams are probably the first two names that comes to mind when it comes to rap video directors.
LINK TO VIDEO HERE
Pretty presumptuous to assume that this is a cop. What just cause he’s driving a dodge and has some generic yellow license plate? Could be any government official job. Also pretty presumptuous to assume she was giving head. Lady could’ve been falling asleep on his lap or been trying to reach over his side cause maybe she dropped her cell phone or something. God you guys, quit trying to get the man in trouble. But yea that guy was getting his dick sucked. If that guy was right here I would give him daps. Probably did the classic reach over to feel her ass move when you see head head move towards the right. Maybe put a finger in the asshole but maybe not cause she’s probably a hooker. And when he started hitting the yellow line, you knew thats when the guy jizzed all over the inside of her mouth. Eyes went cross eyed. And to her credit, must be some good dome as the kids say. Didn’t come up for air once.
Yo I get that black chicks sometimes are forced to use that creamy crack shit relaxer on their hair to get it tame. Some like it au natural all curly and shit. That’s cool I’m fine with whatever, I just know not to mess with a black chicks hair. Got a weave maybe, it aint bother me if i don’t have to pay for it. And then If you have a full blown wig, whatever. As long as it doesn’t look so outrageous that I laugh at it every time then I don’t care. But whats the deal with the chick going drop top caddy leaving the patch on the back? I feel like if her hair grew out she would look like George Jefferson with that top bald pattern. Why doesn’t she just shave that shit off and go full Amber Rose? When i saw the thumbnail i thought it would be fucked up if i blogged it because I thought it was a guy beating up a girl or something. Thought it was like an uncle beating his nephew while wearing capri pants. Guess it was just a chick rocking a Costanza.
P.s- This is super fucked up but I’m not saying I didn’t chuckle. If a black guy made that joke it’s not racist
I guess some South Florida residence have lost all dignity in life. This right here is it. I don’t want to knock the guy. Didn’t seem poor. Obviously well fed. What the fuck is he doing robbing a store? You got to play to your strengths and his obviously isn’t to make a getaway on foot. Once one sandal came off I was thinking it was an unconventional move but sandals don’t get much traction anyways. He’s a big guy, got to ditch what ever weight he can if he wants to make a clean enough exit. But like a truck with no tires on, he just lost all control once he nudged the very edge of a typical landscaping bush and got derailed entirely like a train on no tracks. Sad man. Its a well known policy all these security guards at shopping establishments aren’t allowed to touch people or stop them even if they’re shop lifting. I don’t think this security guard cared if he fleeced his store or not. He just wanted a good laugh. All he had to do was go for a brisk walk. I know the internet can be a harsh place and people are laughing at this fat fuck and it is a little sad but if the world shames him enough to drop the lbs and be able to run with out getting side swiped by a shrub then we’ve done some good in the world.