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She May Not Be The Best Lawyer But This Volusia County Lawyer Who Had Sex And Did Meth With Her Client Is One Ride Or Die Type Of Lawyer

WFTV- A former longtime public defender in Volusia County who started her own defense practice, has been disbarred over allegations that she had intimate relationships with clients and used illegal drugs. Florida Bar records show Linda Hadad admitted to using cocaine, crack ecstasy, pot, crystal meth and acid, as well as Xanax, Adderall, oxycodone and Lortab, without valid prescriptions. She admitted she used her credit card to rent a vehicle for a man who repaid her with prescription pills and crack. Records also said Hadad admitted to mixing business with pleasure at the jail by using her attorney access to have personal visits with two inmates, Steven Sullivan and Brandon Carson. According to records, during a phone call, Carson talked about kissing her during their next visit, and when Hadad was asked about it, she answered, “He did kiss me one time.” Records show during one call, Hadad told Carson, “I can’t wait to touch your (expletive). We will have to get my sex toy, too.” And they show she told Sullivan during a call, “I miss phone sex.” The records went on to describe sexually graphic conversations between Hadad and Sullivan. After Hadad was questioned at length by the Florida Bar last year, she was arrested four times for driving without a license and fleeing from police. Hadad was arrested in 2010 on a charge of driving under the influence. Channel 9 went to Hadad’s last known address to speak with her about her disbarment, but was unable to contact her.

WFTV- A former longtime public defender in Volusia County who started her own defense practice, has been disbarred over allegations that she had intimate relationships with clients and used illegal drugs.
Florida Bar records show Linda Hadad admitted to using cocaine, crack ecstasy, pot, crystal meth and acid, as well as Xanax, Adderall, oxycodone and Lortab, without valid prescriptions.
She admitted she used her credit card to rent a vehicle for a man who repaid her with prescription pills and crack.
Records also said Hadad admitted to mixing business with pleasure at the jail by using her attorney access to have personal visits with two inmates, Steven Sullivan and Brandon Carson.
According to records, during a phone call, Carson talked about kissing her during their next visit, and when Hadad was asked about it, she answered, “He did kiss me one time.”
Records show during one call, Hadad told Carson, “I can’t wait to touch your (expletive). We will have to get my sex toy, too.”
And they show she told Sullivan during a call, “I miss phone sex.”
The records went on to describe sexually graphic conversations between Hadad and Sullivan.
After Hadad was questioned at length by the Florida Bar last year, she was arrested four times for driving without a license and fleeing from police.
Hadad was arrested in 2010 on a charge of driving under the influence.
Channel 9 went to Hadad’s last known address to speak with her about her disbarment, but was unable to contact her.

Listen I know what my dream girl is like. She’s a sweet mid-western girl. Brown hair, blue eyes. A woman who’s caring and we can do cute things like hiking with my dog or go apple picking and snuggle up with a fire going when its snowing and tell each other about our feelings, fears, and  what makes us happy. I picture her being a great mother and great wife. I put my trust in her whole-heartedly because i know shes my soul mate. When im older i hope i find that girl and marry her, but that’s in the future.

Right now, however, im 25, single, and I wouldn’t mind finding a lawyer who’s so ride or die she’ll do meth and and wants to have awesome convict sex with me. I mean don’t get me wrong, I don’t want ANYTHING to do with meth really, but if i were inclined to do meth, as im pretty sure many lower class Volusia County citizens are, this is DEFINITELY the type of lawyer I assume they would want right? Scratch out the crazy hardcore addictive stuff like crack and crystal meth and we pretty much have a , for the most part, normal chick. Lawyers definitely partied in law school and definitely needed special study aids to read all their torts and shit so i doubt these times she admitted weren’t only with convicts.

In a lengthy deposition Hadad admitting to using crack, cocaine, meth, acid, marijuana, Xanax, Adderall, and oxycodone, among other drugs.

Hadad said she had tried meth three times and as recently as one year ago, crack 10 times and most recently a little over a year ago, cocaine 10 times, ecstasy 20 times and acid once. 

Nothing im sure your average lawyer hasn’t dabbled in once or twice. The more important
fact is that Linda Hadad is so committed to her fiduciary duties as these two convicts’ legal representative that she did whatever her clients asked of her. Even if that was getting a diabetic needle to do meth.

When the two spoke about shooting meth Hadad voiced her concern, at which point Sullivan tells her; ‘B****, you do what the f*** I tell you to do.’ 

He then tells her; ‘Go buy a diabetic needle. I’m gonna shoot you up one goddamn time. You act like it’s such a goddamn crime ‘cause I want you to be in euphoria for f****** 30 minutes? Sorry.’

Hadad responds to that by saying; ‘All right. If you want me to, I’ll try it.’

Read more: HERE

Gotta respect the relationship between attorney and client. Can’t really knock the guy either. He was just trying to help her get euphoric for 30 minutes at a time via meth needles. No biggie. I mean here she was also nice enough to waive her legal fees and in return accept payments in the form of sex and drugs, which almost all drug dealers and criminal class can afford to give. Sounds to me like she’s the type of lawyer that just some people need in this world. Would i pick her to represent me in a case that could send me away for years? probably not. But if i had a traffic ticket and I want a lawyer to dispute that shit with the judge, maybe give Linda Hadad a call and see whats up…that is assuming she still is able to practice law after multiple convictions but this is after all America so I’m sure she’ll make it….. Also any chick who wants to fuck with dicks and sex toys is a freak, but i assume that was common knowledge.
p.s- that chick i described who i would marry is this girl.

Jaromir Jagr Commits To Another Year With The Panthers Plus Some Other Notes.

SUNRISE, Fla. – Florida Panthers Executive Vice President and General Manager Dale Tallon announced today that the Panthers have agreed to terms with forward Jaromir Jagr on a one-year contract. As per club policy, terms of the contract were not disclosed. “Jaromir is a Hall of Fame player and had an excellent season playing alongside Aleksander Barkov and Jonathan Huberdeau,” Tallon said. “His track record speaks for itself, ranking third all-time in points and goals. He has been a great fit with our organization and we are excited to have him back for next season.” “Jaromir has had a tremendous influence on our younger players and has been a key offensive contributor on our team,” Panthers Head Coach Gerard Gallant said. “We are happy to have him back as we look to build off this year’s playoff appearance.” The 44-year old Jagr led Florida with 66 points (27-39-66) in 79 games this season, while recording two assists in six Stanley Cup Playoff games. During the 2015-16 season, the 6-foot-3, 230-pound native of Kladno, Czech Republic passed Gordie Howe (1,850) to claim third all-time in points and passed Brett Hull (741) to claim third all-time in goals, while also becoming only the sixth player in NHL history to reach 1,100 assists, the fifth player to reach 200 postseason points and 10th player to reach 1,600 NHL games.

SUNRISE, Fla. – Florida Panthers Executive Vice President and General Manager Dale Tallon announced today that the Panthers have agreed to terms with forward Jaromir Jagr on a one-year contract. As per club policy, terms of the contract were not disclosed.
“Jaromir is a Hall of Fame player and had an excellent season playing alongside Aleksander Barkov and Jonathan Huberdeau,” Tallon said. “His track record speaks for itself, ranking third all-time in points and goals. He has been a great fit with our organization and we are excited to have him back for next season.”
“Jaromir has had a tremendous influence on our younger players and has been a key offensive contributor on our team,” Panthers Head Coach Gerard Gallant said. “We are happy to have him back as we look to build off this year’s playoff appearance.”
The 44-year old Jagr led Florida with 66 points (27-39-66) in 79 games this season, while recording two assists in six Stanley Cup Playoff games. During the 2015-16 season, the 6-foot-3, 230-pound native of Kladno, Czech Republic passed Gordie Howe (1,850) to claim third all-time in points and passed Brett Hull (741) to claim third all-time in goals, while also becoming only the sixth player in NHL history to reach 1,100 assists, the fifth player to reach 200 postseason points and 10th player to reach 1,600 NHL games.

Well Jagr fans, time to add another 68 Jagr sweater to your collections because our ageless wonder has committed another year with the Cats. There has to be some people out there who thinks this season was a disappointment with The Panthers getting bounced in the 1st round. 2012 all over again. Some people are still on the edge of their seat probably waiting for Jagr to score a post season goal which hasn’t happened since he was a Flyer and because he wasn’t a major contributor in the 6 playoff games this year ( 0 goals, 2 assist) that maybe we should look past him. Well guess what, The Czech Mullet is here to stay, and i strongly believe end his NHL career here.

A lot of discussion of what to do in the off season now and I have seen a lot of questions about the top line of Huberdeau/ Barkov/ Jagr. Barkov was never really in question but for some absurd reason i saw people saying maybe trade Huberdeau because he can bring in alot. Maybe for a guy like Malkin because Malkin is more seasoned and bring in some other pieces and saw some don’t resign Jagr because Huberdeau and Barkov alone is good enough for that line. Wrong. Im not a big stat guy mainly because i get confused as fuck how to read them and the whole corsi/Fenwick chart nonsense makes my brain hurt but what i do know is 5 on 5 by the end of the season that top line was 2nd in production in the entire NHL only behind the Kane/Anisimov/Panarin line. Does it suck that they couldn’t get get much going in the playoffs? Absolutely. But there are still 82 games to play before the playoffs and at some point that line is going to get cooking. They couldn’t get it going when they needed to in the playoff with over turned goals and what not, but solely waiting for that day when you see the smile on Jagr’s face when he nets one in the post season is worth his 4 million dollar contract alone. So for about 1.5 million dollar difference between the line Kane/Anisimov/Panarin line and our top line, its worth it to keep the guy around for similar production at a discounted price.

OTHER NOTES:

New Logos:

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The new logo/jersey/sweaters. So far not an over whelming popular look but fuck it, I Like it. And people hating on it borderline makes me want to love it. Some people say its too boring or too much like a soccer team. I never hated the older iterations of the logo with the leaping cat, but i never fully loved them. There was so much going on with it. It was loud and brash, which some people like, but it was never a selling point for me. I like this new look. Its simple, bright, clean, has some basis of a military patch which is Vinny Violas thing hence always doing some sort of military relationship building foundation before the season starts. Its somewhat classic like the Canadiens sweater with the horizontal stripes and i always love the laces. The old logo just screamed 90’s Expansion team to me, which isn’t a bad thing, but I just like that this one is just different. Expansion teams for the most part are usually some animated Animal logo. Sharks, Ducks, Preds, Thrashers, wild. They were all some sort of fierce looking animal but id rather a more muted logo and have the players do all the talking by winning. This panther looks somewhat regal or noble and id like to think that makes all our players seem more skilled. Then again, this is just a somewhat of a leaked drawing and nothing official from Panthers front office. Back when George Richards tweeted discriptions of it, there was suppose to be teeth on it and who now with Jerseys going to addidas we really wont know till we see them but fuck it. New Year, new look, more skilled and experienced. Thats what we’re looking forward to next year.

My Playoff Eulogy:

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I never had time to formally post my thoughts on how the playoffs went down for the cats because I’ve been working elsewhere so im saying this now. Plz when you read this, read this in a Liev Schriber voice/ come up with better words because im not as eloquent as him in 24/7. The playoffs were a disappointment. I said from the get go that I started becoming nervous when I saw everyone picking the Panthers to win that series. Everyone loves an upset until its your team and unfortunately that is what happened for me and how ever many hundred thousand Panther fans here in south Florida.

I picked the Panthers to win in 5. It was very presumptuous of me. I said that i loved the fact that The Islanders were with out their starting goalie. Well i underestimated Greiss to the largest extent possible. The guy was a revelation. I feel like we’re getting into a trend where back ups come in towards the end and show up in the biggest way possible these past 2 playoffs. We saw it last year with Scott Darling who stepped in when Crawford needed it. This year we have Greiss of the Islanders and Matt Murray for the Penguins being an brick wall with the focus of a Buddhist monk in net. The Panthers just couldn’t get one pass Greiss when we needed it.That was by far the most unexpected factor in the series, another factor being John Tavares. I said from the jump that Tavares can single handedly carry a game on his own. I thought that was just going to be game one but it turns out i was wrong. Guy can carry his team a lot against a fresh young team like the Panthers. Then of course there was Luongo.

During the hot streak in December i knew from there on that Luongo was the MVP of the team. The players even agreed that Lu was their rock and with his numbers in the regular season that was never in question. But that was the regular season and this is the playoffs. There was always a stigma around Lu since Vancouver. Every time Boston comes around and im at the game I’ll always hear comments about Lu and Game 7 of the Stanley cup Finals in 2011. I even hear it from some Blackhawk fans when Lu was still a Canuck. I know there were lapses on defense in Game 1 and I know i can’t reasonably expect an aging Goaltender to play at his peak in Double OT. But for some reason I still have Luongo winning a gold medal for Team Canada in the Olympics and somethings tells me he can show up in biggest moment possible when the pressure is on his shoulders, but it wasn’t this year, and its a big of a question mark as “where is the G spot?” heading into the future.

I recall back to a game in the regular season where I knew if some issues were going to carry over into the playoffs that would be their demise, it would be that they couldn’t shut out this one game when they were leading 2-0 for 50 minutes and some how the team came back and beat them, that team of course being The New York Islanders. We took leads in the series as early as 2 minutes into Game 1 but from there Greiss and The Islanders as a whole adapted came out the victor. This time around in the Playoffs, as bad as it was, it was a result I was willing to accept. A lot of relationships between the 2 teams. Bill Torrey being our first GM who also built the Islanders dynasty, Their dynasty team’s Captain being our commentator, and even down to the fact that Roberto Luongo was drafted by the Islanders being told he was the future there before getting traded here for his first and memorable stint with the Cats. The Islanders took 20 years to get over the hump of being a 1st round exit, and finally they got it. Watching these two teams go at it was one of the most underrated playoff series so far, and I loved every second of it right down to the handshake, especially because from watching them go, you just know in your bones, its not going to take 20 years like the islanders for the Panthers to get over the hump.

Until next season or if i find any other Panther related thing worth blogging.

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Add This To The Never Ending List of Why Air Travel Stinks Right Now. A Bird Puts A Nice Crater In The Nose Of An Aircraft Just By Flying Into It

HP- American Airlines said in a statement that Flight 2310, bound for Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, returned to Seattle “due to a bird strike, which struck the nose of the aircraft.” Airline spokesman Ross Feinstein said the plane “landed safely and taxied to the gate.” “Our maintenance team is currently evaluating the aircraft,” Feinstein added. Passengers were transferred to a different aircraft for the flight to Texas. The pilot told air traffic controllers, “Looks like we hit some birds after takeoff. We’re gonna need to go back and have the airplane looked at,” according ABC News, which cited LiveATC.net.

HP- American Airlines said in a statement that Flight 2310, bound for Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, returned to Seattle “due to a bird strike, which struck the nose of the aircraft.”
Airline spokesman Ross Feinstein said the plane “landed safely and taxied to the gate.”
“Our maintenance team is currently evaluating the aircraft,” Feinstein added. Passengers were transferred to a different aircraft for the flight to Texas.
The pilot told air traffic controllers, “Looks like we hit some birds after takeoff. We’re gonna need to go back and have the airplane looked at,” according ABC News, which cited LiveATC.net.

Its May 3rd, 2016. The Wright Brothers took flight on December 17, 1903 in the first aircraft of its kind. That plane was practically made out of Popsicle sticks at the time but it was revolutionary. Over 100 years later of technological advances where air travel is considered as common place as air, yet one flight can get completely derailed because a bird fucking hits it. And not just a smear of blood and feathers remain as a remind, but a god damn crater right in the nose of the plane that makes it seem like a pterodactyl size bird punched the plane right in its face. How can this happen in 2016 with so many advances in material technology. and how are planes not made of some indestructible super flying metal? Frankly in 2016, i dont get how we don’t already have access to some Strak tech arc reactor tech with repulors for flight and air travel. We’re living in the future, get with it airplanes.

Some Asshole Cali Restaurant is Serving Rainbow Colored Grilled Cheeses

Foodbeast- It seems the newest trend in food as arrived and it's multicolored. With the debut of the Rainbow Grilled Cheese a few weeks back, folks were bummed it was only available in Hong Kong. Not so much the case any longer as Chomp Eatery has unveiled their own version of the colorful dish. The LA-based restaurant is calling this one a Unicorn Melt. Chomp's new melt is made with White American and Provolone cheese, which they call "Unicorn Milk." The cheese goes through a fantastical transformation and the final result is served on toasted sourdough bread. You can get the Unicorn Melt at Chomp Eatery in Santa Monica for $6

Foodbeast- It seems the newest trend in food as arrived and it’s multicolored. With the debut of the Rainbow Grilled Cheese a few weeks back, folks were bummed it was only available in Hong Kong. Not so much the case any longer as Chomp Eatery has unveiled their own version of the colorful dish. The LA-based restaurant is calling this one a Unicorn Melt. Chomp’s new melt is made with White American and Provolone cheese, which they call “Unicorn Milk.” The cheese goes through a fantastical transformation and the final result is served on toasted sourdough bread. You can get the Unicorn Melt at Chomp Eatery in Santa Monica for $6

The food world, man. I love it and i hate it at the same damn time. The problem is two fold as i hate customers and their trendy food orders, and i hate classics that are fucked with that don’t really do much but sully the name of the dish itself. Why do people have to be assholes and make things multi colored? For all i know people can sell old ass moldy cheese now and i wont know because i stopped in for a quick bite and in return i got a god damn mutated grilled cheese sandwich for 6 bucks. But most of all i hate when people fuck with the classics. Im a BIG time classics guy. I like my ray bans old, My denim jackets plain, need some simple shoes or boots like clarks. A classic look. And the same applies with food. Grilled cheese is something so simple. Its cheese on bread thats been grilled. You butter your white bread, place AMERICAN cheese in it ( ill even allow you fancy birds to have any other cheese inside), and you turn your stove to a nice 8 and let it get golden brown. Done. You serve and eat it. You don’t put some metallic coated Gruyeres cheese in it. You don’t need to ass any deli meats or hamburger patties or else its just a fucking melted sandwich. When you get grilled cheese it should just be simple and delicious. Thats it and fuck any other thing that claims to be a grilled cheese when it does more than that.

A Lady Is Selling A High School Love Letter Written By Tupac

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Noisey There’s nothing quite like the sweet, visceral melodrama of being a teenager in love. You write letters, you construct mixtapes, and you truly believe that your class crush will be your one and only for life – which is why every posession they’ve passed on to you is stored in a shoebox under your bed. Then, as it goes, you become sceptical, jaded, and your cold adult heart turns to stone. You move on after leaving school and watch each other grow fatter and older on Facebook. In the process you debate your life choices and wonder why you fancied someone who now earnestly shares posts from LadBible. That’s just how it goes, right? For one woman, not so much. Her own high school sweetheart was Tupac Shakur – meaning that A) he cannot be forgotten and B) the private love letters that he poured his heart and soul into can now be put up for sale for $35,000 (around £25,000). Which is good, at least for her, I guess? The letter, which was written in 1988, is a page long and is addressed to “Beethoven”, which is what Tupac called the woman because of her piano skills. “Tupac and I were in drama class together,” the classmate wrote in a statement. “He was one of the only black kids in drama so he stood out. But he stood out for other reasons too… everything else I read about Tupac seemed to me to be a different person. I didn’t know the man who tattooed ‘Thug Life’ on his body and who was gunned down on a Las Vegas street. I never really cared for the music he created – it was nothing like the freestyles I remember in front of our school. I knew the kid who made me understand Shakespeare and who didn’t care that he dressed different or wore his hair different. I knew the kid who loved Prince and candles and had a broken heart. And the kid who drew birds lying upside-down on the notes that he passed in school.”

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Dear Beethoven

[Eyeball] felt (compelled?) 2 write u. [eyeball] can’t really explain it, but i really feel good vibes from u. Im almost sure we’ll be very close friends. [eyeball] would have never guessed that u+[eyeball] would be Friends. But as the old saying goes….wait, how does that saying go? Forget it! u get the [pointed object/pencil]! [Eyeball] want u 2 know that u can tell me anything and if u ever need a shoulder 2 cry [eyeballs leaking water] on, u can [crying eyeballs] on mine. [eyeball] have so many good thoughts about what lies ahead 4 us and it is my hope that they all come (thru/true?) As u will soon find out, [eyeball] do not _______ words, [eyeball] saw whats feel. so if something [eyeball] say scares u please don’t panic because [eyeball] tend 2 get over emotional. My [non anatomically correct heart] usually leads me 2 fast and thts probably why [eyeball] always get hurt. So if it ever seems as though I’m moving 2 fast please slow me down! Talking 2 u on the [corded telephone] was such a good feeling 4 me. [eyeball] was beginning 2 feel alone & out of the blue, [eyeball] meet u & its almost like i’ve known u 4 years. we have so much in common. We both [Love] Prince. We have both had [Broken non anatomical heart] and we both adore candles! WHAT ELSE COULD [EYEBALL] Ask 4! C u 2morrow Beethoven!

P.s. My [clunky outdated telephone] #332=4725

4 ETERNITY

TUPAC SHAKUR.

 

Im not exactly endorsing the 35k price tag, but if you told me $34,999, I’d have to at least scramble my brain and consider buying this letter right? I mean here we have one of the most famous dead rappers spilling his soul out to this chick. One of the most famous poets/lyricist ever. And honestly I want it because it reminds me that Tupac wasn’t a crazy evil dude who thought the world was out to get him. When you ask people now a days who they thought Tupac was as a person, they’d probably say the guy spitting at photographers and giving the media the bird in a red wings jersey and doing gang related stuff to Biggie and the whole Bad Boy crew. But thats just not the case. Dude was a lover before a fighter and people forget that. I mean read the words he wrote. Dude was a soulful cat who often scared away girls because of how over emotional the guy got. Like a Shakespearean poet. Not to mention a visionary too. I mean the whole letter is loaded with eyeball and heart emojis before emojis were a thing. Sure the kids are doing it now to try to get chicks wet and slap eggplants with peaches over text, but tupac drew out hearts and telephone emojis to genuinely try to fall in love. You won’t get that dedication by some regular old cat.

Florida Man Changes His Name To “Bruce Jenner” To Preserve The Names Heterosexual Roots

SunSentinal- Bruce Jenner is back in the public eye. Before your jaw drops at the possibility that the Olympic gold medalist may have backtracked, be forewarned: This Bruce Jenner is not the transgender athlete who is now known as Caitlyn. Caitlyn Jenner is still very much around.   This Bruce Jenner was formerly Mark Behar, an actor and bodyguard who legally had his name changed in order to preserve the “heterosexual roots” of Jenner’s original name, according to a statement from his publicist, Tom Madden. "We're representing Mark who is now legally Bruce so the famous Bruce Jenner name will return to its heterosexual roots where our client believes it belongs instead of hanging around out with the likes of the Kardashians and getting into car accidents as Caitlyn," Madden was quoted saying in a press release from TransMedia Group, the PR firm representing the former Behar

SunSentinal– Bruce Jenner is back in the public eye.
Before your jaw drops at the possibility that the Olympic gold medalist may have backtracked, be forewarned: This Bruce Jenner is not the transgender athlete who is now known as Caitlyn. Caitlyn Jenner is still very much around.
This Bruce Jenner was formerly Mark Behar, an actor and bodyguard who legally had his name changed in order to preserve the “heterosexual roots” of Jenner’s original name, according to a statement from his publicist, Tom Madden.
“We’re representing Mark who is now legally Bruce so the famous Bruce Jenner name will return to its heterosexual roots where our client believes it belongs instead of hanging around out with the likes of the Kardashians and getting into car accidents as Caitlyn,” Madden was quoted saying in a press release from TransMedia Group, the PR firm representing the former Behar

I get that Bruce Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner) was a great athlete, but does Bruce Jenner (Mark Behar) really need to go out there and name him self “Bruce Jenner” in the name of heterosexuality? I mean I get that you want to do it because Bruce Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner) now goes by Caitlyn Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner) but the guy wasn’t exactly screaming Alpha Male of Mr. Heterosexual. I would understand if he was a power lifter or a star QB of the Cowboys or something, but he was a decathlon runner in the Olympics. 2/3 of that is running and hurdling and both genders do that, and at a impressive and comparative speed anyways. He also wasn’t exactly known for putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers when it came to sticking his dick in girls. So what about him is worthy of changing your name to his? Congrats, you changed your name to a fast person that was on the wheaties box. Now granted maybe Bruce Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner) was just Bruce Jenner’s (Mark Behar) childhood hero. None of my childhood heros decided to change their gender or sexual orientation for that matter so maybe I can’t be in the same mind set. But maybe one day i’ll inspire so much heterosexuality and if I decide to say fuck it and become a chinese woman, some one will change their name to Ed Lee.

Sidenote- You know who was Alpha Male as fuck? Elliot Stabler. Now that guy is an American Hero worthy of changing your name for. Decorated War Veteran, Catholic, spent years on the force dedicating his time to fighting sex crimes with a 97% closer rate. Badge number 6313. If somehow the SVU show writers wrote him as a tranny, i would try my damn hardest to make a character in his name. Might even buy a badge with 6313 on it in his name. Would consider the name change but Ed Lee is so much faster to write or say.

A Steak A Guy Was About To Cook Up Is Going Viral Because It Looks Like Satan.

Citizens in the state of Baja California Sur claim an image of the devil is clearly visible in the photograph of the meat (below) which local news website El Metichon posted to Facebook on Wednesday “We’ve received this image where the devil appears in a rib steak from SuKarne. What do you think?” the outlet wrote. The photograph is now going viral. It’s not known whether the beef, believed to have come from the country’s largest meat processor SuKarne, has now been eaten.

Source- Citizens in the state of Baja California Sur claim an image of the devil is clearly visible in the photograph of the meat (below) which local news website El Metichon posted to Facebook on Wednesday
“We’ve received this image where the devil appears in a rib steak from SuKarne. What do you think?” the outlet wrote. The photograph is now going viral.
It’s not known whether the beef, believed to have come from the country’s largest meat processor SuKarne, has now been eaten.

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Thats the devil. I mean plainly put, there’s no other way to cut it, but that is an evil entity in your steak. Must kinda suck.  You want to end the work week on a high note so you break out the dry aged rib eye and start the bottle of red wine decanting and next thing you know an apparition of the fallen one appears in the marbling of your steak. I mean you still eat it though right? I don’t think you need John Constantine to put on an apron and sear the living shit out of the cut of meat to make it eatable right? Give it 3 hail mary’s, bless propane tank and grill and throw that bitch right where it came from, straight into the fire. I’m pretty sure demons cook out around 135 degrees Fahrenheit so that leaves you with a nice medium rare, might not hurt to take it to medium just in case.

Whats Love? It’s Running Over Your Boyfriend With Your Car For Going To A Strip Club But He Then Bails Her Out Of Jail

A mother-of-two was arrested this weekend after running over her boyfriend in the parking lot of a strip club. Erikka Christine Hope, 24, was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, battery, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and possession of a controlled substance. The incident happened Saturday around 1am, when Hope drove to the PinUps Gentleman's Club in Palm Bay, Florida, where her live-in boyfriend was hanging out. The two got into an argument in the strip club's parking lot and surveillance footage reportedly shows Hope slapping and punching her boyfriend before getting into her car. She then backed the Toyota up, halted and then took aim at her boyfriend standing in the parking lot - striking him and causing him to roll up onto the hood of the car and hit the windshield. Hope then proceeded to hit two more vehicles as she fled the scene. She was later arrested at the home they both shared. When they arrested her, police also found several tablets of Xanax in her car, leading them to slap her with the possession of a controlled substance charge. Authorities say they identified her by the 'still standing' tattoo on her leg. While Hope's boyfriend has not been named, a man on Facebook named Anthony Martin claims he was the man injured in the incident - and has even posted pictures of his battered face. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3508059/Mother-two-24-ran-live-boyfriend-caught-strip-club-bailed-jail.html#ixzz43s04RvIE Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook In a photo showing cuts and bruises to his face and shoulder, Martin writes: 'Glory to God I'm stil standing s*** could of been worse but God been watchin over me and I kno he would never let up #godbless [sic]'. When concerned friends pressed him for more information, Martin wrote that a 'drunk driver' hit him, before posting a screenshot of a news article which included his girlfriend's mugshot. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3508059/Mother-two-24-ran-live-boyfriend-caught-strip-club-bailed-jail.html#ixzz43rzzMhy6 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook When a friend joked whether that was their 'honeymoon,' Martin responded: 'I didn't take her. She showed up. And I still bonded her [f***] a** outta jail [for what]'. According to photos posted on her Facebook, Hope appears to be the mother of two young sons. She was booked at the Brevard County Jail on $33,000 bond, which her boyfriend claims to have paid on Facebook. Her next court appearance is scheduled for May 3.

DailyMail- A mother-of-two was arrested this weekend after running over her boyfriend in the parking lot of a strip club.
Erikka Christine Hope, 24, was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, battery, leaving the scene of an accident with injuries and possession of a controlled substance.
The incident happened Saturday around 1am, when Hope drove to the PinUps Gentleman’s Club in Palm Bay, Florida, where her live-in boyfriend was hanging out.
The two got into an argument in the strip club’s parking lot and surveillance footage reportedly shows Hope slapping and punching her boyfriend before getting into her car.
She then backed the Toyota up, halted and then took aim at her boyfriend standing in the parking lot – striking him and causing him to roll up onto the hood of the car and hit the windshield.
Hope then proceeded to hit two more vehicles as she fled the scene.
She was later arrested at the home they both shared. When they arrested her, police also found several tablets of Xanax in her car, leading them to slap her with the possession of a controlled substance charge.
Authorities say they identified her by the ‘still standing’ tattoo on her leg.
While Hope’s boyfriend has not been named, a man on Facebook named Anthony Martin claims he was the man injured in the incident – and has even posted pictures of his battered face.
In a photo showing cuts and bruises to his face and shoulder, Martin writes: ‘Glory to God I’m stil standing s*** could of been worse but God been watchin over me and I kno he would never let up #godbless [sic]’.
When concerned friends pressed him for more information, Martin wrote that a ‘drunk driver’ hit him, before posting a screenshot of a news article which included his girlfriend’s mugshot.
When a friend joked whether that was their ‘honeymoon,’ Martin responded: ‘I didn’t take her. She showed up. And I still bonded her [f***] a** outta jail [for what]’.
According to photos posted on her Facebook, Hope appears to be the mother of two young sons.
She was booked at the Brevard County Jail on $33,000 bond, which her boyfriend claims to have paid on Facebook.
Her next court appearance is scheduled for May 3.

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That’s some type of love, folks. See, I don’t go around judging how couples operate. Sometimes the girl’s in charge, sometimes the guy’s in charge. Some couples are all cutesy and lovey dovey and some are just screaming matches and pure relent. And sometimes in relationships, you get run the fuck over because you were chilling out at the local titty bar and then you gotta “bond her fuck ass” outta jail for what seems like no reason. Well, Anthony Martin, that reason is because of love. You love your girl. Yea I might be out side of Pinups Gentleman’s Club yelling Worldstar! and wildin out saying how his main chick just bulldozed his ass with her toyota, but in the end, deep down inside what they got is love for one another that made him bail her ass out of prison for attempted murder/vehicular manslaughter charges. Am I willing to do the same for love? Fuck no. But that’s what makes everyone’s definition of love special.

This Gay Guy Apparently Was Shocked To Come Home Finding His Husband Wearing A G-String And Talking To Other Gay Guys.

TSG- Upon returning to his Florida home early Sunday, Edgar Chasen found his husband of three months “dancing around the house in a ‘G-String’” while cooking dinner and “making a mess.” For reasons not described in a police report, Chasen subsequently confronted spouse Michael Wilson “about looking at Homosexual porn, and talking to other Homosexual men in a chat room on his cell phone.” After Wilson, 37, denied perusing porn or talking to other guys, he allegedly got mad and pushed Chasen into a wall in the couple’s Sarasota home. While not injured, Chasen swore out a complaint against his husband, who was acting erratically and appeared to be “under the influence of alcohol and or drugs,” cops noted. After Wilson (seen above) was medically cleared at a local hospital, he was booked into the Manatee County jail on a misdemeanor battery charge. He was released from custody Monday and is scheduled for an April 14 court appearance. Chasen and Wilson are pictured below in merrier times.

TSG– Upon returning to his Florida home early Sunday, Edgar Chasen found his husband of three months “dancing around the house in a ‘G-String’” while cooking dinner and “making a mess.”
For reasons not described in a police report, Chasen subsequently confronted spouse Michael Wilson “about looking at Homosexual porn, and talking to other Homosexual men in a chat room on his cell phone.”
After Wilson, 37, denied perusing porn or talking to other guys, he allegedly got mad and pushed Chasen into a wall in the couple’s Sarasota home.
While not injured, Chasen swore out a complaint against his husband, who was acting erratically and appeared to be “under the influence of alcohol and or drugs,” cops noted.
After Wilson (seen above) was medically cleared at a local hospital, he was booked into the Manatee County jail on a misdemeanor battery charge. He was released from custody Monday and is scheduled for an April 14 court appearance.
Chasen and Wilson are pictured below in merrier times.

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Hold up. When I read the headline I had assumed that this was a wife and husband, girl guy deal. Cause then it would be kinda shocking. Like “Oh my god my husband went into my underwear drawer, put on my thong, and is now talking to gay guys.” I dropped all that when i just found out these are just two gay dudes. That’s just what gay guys do i think right? I mean wearing thongs and shit, that i assume some gay guys do. More of a cross dressing thing maybe? but that just seems like its in a gay guys repertoire. The cooking and making a mess? Thats just cooking. Can’t blame the guy for wanting to be Tom Colicchio for you and along the way he makes a mess, so what? So the only thing left i guess is the talking to other gay dudes. From what I gather from years of watching SVU is gay guys love to party. They’re just a promiscuous breed. I feel like everyone knows that. They also party with harder drugs. Thats just common knowledge. They’re like a wild stallion. Just because you guys got married doesn’t mean you’ve broken that bronco. If i were this gay guy id just turn it into a party and go a whole nother level above him. Just a gay orgy like when lloyd was in charge  or Ari’s house. Let the gay guys thrive in their natural habitat.

 

 

Monster Jam Accidentally Sells Toy With Code Symbols For Pedophiles

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TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) – Nicole O’Kelly couldn’t believe it when she heard the stuffed toy she bought for her daughter at Monster Jam may have a symbol meant for pedophiles. “I’m absolutely sick. I bought this for my 2-year-old little girl. This toy was made for little girls. I wanted answers,” O’Kelly said. When she got the answers as to why there was a strange heart symbol on her daughter’s stuffed toy truck she nearly threw up. The souvenir recently purchased at a Monster Jam event held a sick secret; a disgusting calling card for creeps. The heart on the toy was a symbol for pedophiles. “This is pink,” O’Kelly said. “This is for little girls, especially at a predominately male event.” It was designed in the Tampa Bay area, at Feld, Inc. Here’s what the heart means. When a pedophile sees children with the heart symbol, it’s a code. It means this child is ready to be traded for sex. The company, Feld Inc, admits they are shocked and did not realize this was going on. They have since pulled the toys from the shelves. Anyone who attended the Monster Jam event on January 16th or February 6th should contact detectives. A company spokesperson released the following statement: “We’re shocked. We had no idea. We reacted immediately. We wanted to do the right thing as quickly as possible. Clearly we’re in the business with providing high quality family entertainment. This was really obscure. Until yesterday, I had no idea there was an underlying meaning of these symbols and the deplorable behavior. We just don’t know if a crime was committed here. We have not been contacted by LEOs. We just want to make sure it doesn’t happen again,” said Stephen Payne, with Feld Inc.

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) – Nicole O’Kelly couldn’t believe it when she heard the stuffed toy she bought for her daughter at Monster Jam may have a symbol meant for pedophiles.
“I’m absolutely sick. I bought this for my 2-year-old little girl. This toy was made for little girls. I wanted answers,” O’Kelly said.
When she got the answers as to why there was a strange heart symbol on her daughter’s stuffed toy truck she nearly threw up.
The souvenir recently purchased at a Monster Jam event held a sick secret; a disgusting calling card for creeps. The heart on the toy was a symbol for pedophiles.
“This is pink,” O’Kelly said. “This is for little girls, especially at a predominately male event.”
It was designed in the Tampa Bay area, at Feld, Inc.
Here’s what the heart means. When a pedophile sees children with the heart symbol, it’s a code. It means this child is ready to be traded for sex.
The company, Feld Inc, admits they are shocked and did not realize this was going on. They have since pulled the toys from the shelves. Anyone who attended the Monster Jam event on January 16th or February 6th should contact detectives.
A company spokesperson released the following statement:
“We’re shocked. We had no idea. We reacted immediately. We wanted to do the right thing as quickly as possible. Clearly we’re in the business with providing high quality family entertainment. This was really obscure. Until yesterday, I had no idea there was an underlying meaning of these symbols and the deplorable behavior. We just don’t know if a crime was committed here. We have not been contacted by LEOs. We just want to make sure it doesn’t happen again,” said Stephen Payne, with Feld Inc.

First things first, I’m glad this lady reported these Monster Jam pedophile symbol toys and all, but i kinda want her computers detained and searched through for child porn. Maybe I’ve just watched too man SVU episodes in my life but im picturing a scenario where her husband is like some NAMBLA member and when she saw her own daughter playing with a toy that screamed “I’m for pedophile trade”, she freaked out and spilled the secrets. Is it far-fetched? This is Tampa, Florida. Nothings far-fetched. One doesn’t randomly start investigating symbols on toy plush monster trucks right? her brain had to know already that it was child porn related? Why? because maybe shes dabbled in it herself. Not to mention i think Monster Truck Rallys are the perfect cover operation to wrangle in pedophiles. I pictured a lot of heavy mustached guys wearing oakleys and letting the sounds of supercharged v8 engines roaring over their conversations of child touching. Not to mention as kids, I know we all wanted to go to Monster Jam at least once. Everyone wanted to see Grave Digger fly and run over shit. Well luckily I never went because for all I know i could’ve marked my self to the Jared Fogles of the world.

P.s- Now i kinda want to go just to seek out pedophiles and citizens arrest them like im some SVU agent.

P.P.S- this blog took a dark turn.