I get that Bruce Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner) was a great athlete, but does Bruce Jenner (Mark Behar) really need to go out there and name him self “Bruce Jenner” in the name of heterosexuality? I mean I get that you want to do it because Bruce Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner) now goes by Caitlyn Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner) but the guy wasn’t exactly screaming Alpha Male of Mr. Heterosexual. I would understand if he was a power lifter or a star QB of the Cowboys or something, but he was a decathlon runner in the Olympics. 2/3 of that is running and hurdling and both genders do that, and at a impressive and comparative speed anyways. He also wasn’t exactly known for putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers when it came to sticking his dick in girls. So what about him is worthy of changing your name to his? Congrats, you changed your name to a fast person that was on the wheaties box. Now granted maybe Bruce Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner) was just Bruce Jenner’s (Mark Behar) childhood hero. None of my childhood heros decided to change their gender or sexual orientation for that matter so maybe I can’t be in the same mind set. But maybe one day i’ll inspire so much heterosexuality and if I decide to say fuck it and become a chinese woman, some one will change their name to Ed Lee.
Sidenote- You know who was Alpha Male as fuck? Elliot Stabler. Now that guy is an American Hero worthy of changing your name for. Decorated War Veteran, Catholic, spent years on the force dedicating his time to fighting sex crimes with a 97% closer rate. Badge number 6313. If somehow the SVU show writers wrote him as a tranny, i would try my damn hardest to make a character in his name. Might even buy a badge with 6313 on it in his name. Would consider the name change but Ed Lee is so much faster to write or say.