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The Head of the CIA Pulling Off The Ethan Hunt Mask Trick In Front of Bush Is Awesome

This is the moment the CIA’s then chief of disguise donned a mask as she spoke to an unsuspecting President George H.W. Bush – before dramatically peeling it off to reveal her true identity to him.

Jonna Mendez, who spent 27 years working for the CIA, was in charge of creating advanced disguises – including masks – for agents to use on undercover missions.

Mendez opted to use one of the convincing masks she had created when she met with President Bush at the White House in the early 1990s.

Photos of that meeting show Mendez sitting across from Bush in the Oval Office as she briefed him on developments in the CIA’s new disguise program.

(Visualize a very long wick burning across the screen with images of a person being shot in the back of his head from an Iranian man. This will make sense later)

We’re in quite the time folks, Political tensions are on the rise. Any wrong move by any country can cause a World War. A wrong bump turns to gunfire and gunfire turns to dropping nuclear bombs. I’m sure in the year 2020 heads of states are probably on their computers trying to communicate with foreign leaders trying to cool heads while rattling the cages of others. Countries are turning to other worlds new outlets to hear the rhetoric and because media is super transparent now a days with social media, we’re gonna reach an all time fever pitch. Its time we do things in the shadows again. Get in under the stealth and guise of the night and impersonation of someone unknown. We need fucking spies. You know why Iran wants to get into a war with us? Well its cause we launched missiles in a drone strike in drones pretty much painted in red, white, and blue and killed, what some people are saying a bad human, but a military leader to their nation regardless (Don’t quote me because i don’t know what im talking about. Ha!)

Everyone saying that Qasem Soleimani is pretty much like The Archduke Franz Ferdinand Carl Ludwig Joseph Maria of Austria, Archduke Franz Ferdinand for short. Saying nations are aligning and some turning on the US. Well maybe if we didn’t have a guy pretty much bragging about it on twitter we wouldn’t have nations playing takesy backsey about Nuclear restrictions. Listen, if Soleimani was a bad dude, then he gotta go. But its how you do it, maybe don’t leave behind a USA Flag that says I did it.

instead imagine if Soleimani was at dinner one night going over war strategies and next thing you know his right hand man enters the room only to see himself standing behind Soleimani with a .22 with a suppressor to the back of his head assassin style. Clip! He reaches for his gun but before he could, a lady of the night uses chloroform on him. His eyes become heavy, he’s quicky falling asleep. As he falls he sees the fake man grab from his neck and pull off the mask of him. Ethan hunt grabs the lady by the waist and pulls her in. A passionate kiss is the last the man sees as he falls asleep. The two are already on motorcycle on their way to Morocco. When the man wakes up he’s in cuffs, detained. Questioned and accused as news media swarms with coverage about the notion that Military leader Qasem Soleimani was assassinated by his own person with evidence of a gun and planted manifesto left on his computer alleging Soleimani was going insane. Ethan reads all about the incident nations away on a newspaper at a cafe. He walks along the cobbled streets of Marrakesh, a baker pushing his bread cart accidentally bumps into Hunt. Apologizing he offers a loaf of bread in return. Ethan’s sympathetic smile turns to a wiser face as he accepts the pumpernickel loaf. The old man continues along as Hunt walks in the opposite direction turns the corner, eating the loaf in pieces revealing a hologram device.

“…..As always, should you or any of your IM Force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This holodisc will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Ethan.”

Hunt eats a piece of the bread and leaves the rest on the floor for pigeons to feed as he walks away with purpose. Smoke arises from the half eaten bread loaf with a small explosion. Music Cues…….

 

 

There’s A Lunatic Scaling Trump Tower Right Now

These are your inspired fans, Donald. Guy just hijacked an entire Wednesday and the side of a building because he wants to relay some “message”. It don’t want to be a mean guy calling him a crazy person but when you’re dressed in all black long hair covering your face like you’re the Crow or something, you’re a bit of a crazy. Its summer man, embrace some sunshine. Something tells me this is all one big Trump ploy, but if it’s real then this guy sucks. Whatever message you have i swear to god is not going to be important enough for anyone to care about. Short of a cure for aids, cancer, terrorism, hunger, It will not be important enough for you to disrupt the business and lives in or around trump tower. . It’s just a cry for attention, and even worse is it’s taking forever. Ethan Hunt scaled the Burj Khalifa in minutes. At this rate i can go to bed and if lactic acid hasn’t devoured his muscles yet, he still wont be at the top.

P.s- Terrible year for the Under Armour brand

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If he falls, yet another Under Armour failure. (Im rooting for him to fail)