OMG Bill Murray! He’s soooo nice! So Awesome! He’s Hilarious!!!
Bill Murray is an asshole and can suck my dick. I’m convinced the notion that Bill Murray is great is just a fucking dumb meme created by the Chive, perpetuated by Buzzfeed, and fed to all you god damn sheeps on the internet. “It’s Bill Fucking Murray!” Who the fuck cares? Have you people not takin a walk down any ritzy street in any big city? Celebrities all over the joint. What cause he has some sort of cult classic lore to him? No one’s cumming their pants and saying “It’s Rick Fucking Moranis.” Bill Murray is a walking drama queen. Always gets into fights and arguments with other actors and shit so much I’d hate to work with the guy. And then there’s those dumb ass stories about him stealing french fries off a kids plate and saying “No one will ever believe you.” “OMG guys! That’s so funny! He stole food and surprised the kid!” Fuck that guy. If you support that kind of behavior then you’re enabling an asshole and a thief. Does the guy do nice things? Probably. I’m just judging him off of less than 1% of his life experience. But Between him getting into arguments on set, him stealing peoples food and thinking he’s above them, I’m gonna draw a conclusion that doesn’t seem to crazy. He’s an asshole with no friends that can tolerate him enough to attend GAME SIX of the WORLD SERIES. An event that’s historic as fuck considering the two teams playing for history. So yea, go ahead I’m sure he’s not like hitler. He’s probably nice enough to us common folk, minus the time he was a thief stealing food off of a kids plate, but I, for one, will never buy it. Part of me wants to see the cubs lose in heart breaking fashion with a camera right on his face. Would bring pure bliss to me.