Gas Station Clerk Steals A Thousand Dollars Worth In Scratch Offs. Probably Could’ve Gotten Away With It If She Wasn’t Such A Chump

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida gas station clerk is accused of stealing $1,000 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets. The Palm Beach Post reports 22-year-old Christina Marie Beyersdorf was arrested Monday after her manager at the Speedway station reported the theft. The Florida Lottery tickets cost $25 each. Port St. Lucie police say she took 40 $10 Million Fortune lottery tickets on Sunday morning. According to police, the theft was caught on surveillance video. After the manager confronted her, Beyersdorf agreed to return the tickets. Two had been scratched off but neither were winners. Beyersdorf was released from jail Monday on a $3,750 bond. Records don’t indicate whether she’s hired a lawyer.

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. (AP) — A Florida gas station clerk is accused of stealing $1,000 worth of scratch-off lottery tickets.
The Palm Beach Post reports 22-year-old Christina Marie Beyersdorf was arrested Monday after her manager at the Speedway station reported the theft. The Florida Lottery tickets cost $25 each.
Port St. Lucie police say she took 40 $10 Million Fortune lottery tickets on Sunday morning. According to police, the theft was caught on surveillance video. After the manager confronted her, Beyersdorf agreed to return the tickets. Two had been scratched off but neither were winners.
Beyersdorf was released from jail Monday on a $3,750 bond. Records don’t indicate whether she’s hired a lawyer.

I can’t blame Christina Marie Beyersdorf here. How boring must it be to be a gas station clerk. This is something I’ve thought long and hard. Not because I’m not talented enough to be anything but a gas station clerk (maybe), but because I stop by gas stations all the time to get snacks and shit and I strategically pick ones that are somewhat nice, the clerk doesn’t look like he’s writing a suicide note ready to kill himself, and has a variety of stuff I like. Well every time I go up to pay none of the cashier people are overly excited to be there. Its a 9 to 5 just like everyone else. So putting myself in that situation i would just tug that roll of scratch offs and go at it til that scratch off dust builds up like a snow mountain. Seriously I love scratch offs.

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Was on vacation 2 weeks ago. Didn’t do anything but stay in a cabin breathing fresh air overlooking the Blue Ridge Mountains with 100 bucks of scratch offs in hands scratching away. That was on my own volition. Now picture if you had nothing to do turning on gas pumps with potentially a million dollars staring at my face. Especially since she played the big boy rolls. Not those god damn 2 dollar Electric 8’s like i play. She definitely cashed out at some point. Which begs the question, why doesn’t she just pay off the scratch offs with her winnings right? I mean 40 25 dollar tickets, she had to win over a grand. Convinced of it. That’s like half the roll. Dumb move on her part only scratching 2 and giving herself up like a chump. Probably had enough to pay off the amount of tickets and wet all her family and friends beak. Convinced of it.

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