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Bollywood Actress Sits Next To A Man On Flight Who Watches A Pirated Copy Of The Movie She’s In

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I don’t know what kind of actress or how big the celebrity clout of Kriti Sanon is but off the bat im gonna say she ain’t shit in bollywood. It always baffled me in college when we studied the business of film and the professors would always push this silly notion that Bollywood and Nigerian film companies churn out thousands of movies a year and claim that they have the real power. Name any real actress here in North America, If you sat next to them, or even on the same flight, you would know them instantly. Now if it was some no name shit sitcom star who debuted in a pilot, i wouldn’t know there name either. But you know what? Good chances they’re probably hot and you’d notice right away when you got a boner looking at her, and then got another boner watching the movie, and then you put two and two together and get another boner. That’s American cinema.

This bollywood work of so called film, looks awful. Like a bad mix of the Fast and the Furious franchise and some shitty rom com. Well guess what, Kriti Sanon? Those are EXACTLY the type of movies to be pirated. Not saying you can’t and shouldn’t pay to go to the movies, but Dilwale is just a movie you leave on and never once in your life take seriously. Its the type of movie when you’re with your friends at some get together eating curry and talk about stupid movies you saw and make fun of, that’s Dilwale. Shot super bright so bootleg copies are clearer than movies that take place in the dark, awful story line that doesn’t make sense so you don’t have to pay attention or care, and just loaded with action scene because we’re all still human after all. Perfect type of movie to watch if its a bootleg and you gotta crush a flight. If you were to tell me its like the Bollywood Schindler’s list or like Avatar where the effects really matter, i would agree with you, but I own crappy Chinese bootlegs of There’s Something About Marry and Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift and those worked just fine for me.

Sidenote- what kinda indian gangster phone projector contraption is that? Is that whats up with samsung galaxies or iPhones? I still got a Blackberry because im loyal to death but that shit would change up my ipod porn. Can i get a blackberry one? kinda interested.

 

Looks Like Our Florida Panthers Hockey Team Is Slowly Turning Broward Into Hockeytown, FL!

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It’s worth noting both games were held in Sunrise, with huge nights at the box office (standing room/full sellout on the 2nd; 15,426 on the 3rd against a Western Conference non-factor). A seven-game stretch of consecutive victories heading into the Saturday/Sunday block may have something to do with it, but we’re pleased whatever the reasoning.

Via SBnation

Ohhhh shit. Look like its time to move forward. Onto 2016. No more of South Floria being built on Football and basketball. The Dolphins STUNK this year. Absolute garbage. Marlins, trash. Both teams owned by people not suited to own teams and ended up firing coaches. Heat are still playing good basketball but people need to get over the Lebron era since Wayde is aging. Instead here we have the toast of the town winning 9 straight, top of the division, 2nd in the conference and 5th in the league, Florida Panthers! Do you see those stats and numbers?? We’re going to the playoffs and aint no one gonna stop us! Its gonna be a fleet of drop top ferraris cruising across town on 595 and 95 with the cup for the parade!

All jokes aside, this teams good. Right now one of the hottest teams in the NHL. Despite this though, we’ll just always have the crowd of people joking about attendance numbers. Listen, If Tuscaloosa, Alabama started an NHL franchise and won 2 straight Cups in its 1st years, im pretty sure the attendance would be similar. The South is just a football town first and foremost. It sucks but its true. People gotta realize BB&T isn’t exactly in a metropolitan area where people have high incomes and dead set on going out and spending money. We deal with it. When they’re winning they have a good crowd but even at that, i wouldn’t expect them to sell out the crowd every night with Panthers fans. Not to mention we also have the crowd of people chirping about more Montreal fans when we play them. Listen, we can’t help it that Snow birds want to leave their shitty frozen province for South Florida instead. If they want to catch a game they’re more than welcome but if we stomp a team’s dick like Montreal and the Rangers, then I don’t even want to hear it how theres more so and so fans than Panther fans at the game. Teams like the Caps can laugh all they want and have all the attendance they want but in the end its still all about winning to the players and fans and as it stands they’re in the same place as us. So all people blasting us about attendence still can suck a dick. We’re winning over 25 other teams in this league and that matters more.

This Girl REALLY Loves Doing Party Tricks With Her Pussy **NSFW**

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Unbelievable. No way this is like their friends right? None of my chick friends pull down their pants and starts doing party tricks with their snatch. None that I know of at least. This almost has to be a professional like a party entertainer or like a hired clown. I mean she wasn’t joking around like “Hey guys! Hey guys! Check this out! **blows smoke through her pussy**” and from there just started fiddling around with it. Nope. Her pussy had a whole routine set up like a comic about to perform on stage. “I’m gonna start with the shotgun blast of air through my pussy to put out a fire, then I think the balloon trick worked out really well last time so I’ll follow up with that since the audience loves a prop they can keep, then im gonna anchor with the good old fashion pussy smoking a cigarette trick.” Fucking prop comics man. So much easier to entertain the crowd sometimes.

If Hilary Wants To Let The Common Folk In On Whats Really Going Down At Area-51 Then She Might Just Have My Vote

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Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has said that if she is elected, she will 'get to the bottom' of questions over what the government knows about UFOs and aliens. She made the promise when speaking with Daymond Steer of The Conway Daily Sun in New Hampshire. She had previously interviewed with the same reporter in 2007. When asked if she would support UFO disclosure group efforts, she enthusiastically said 'yes'. In 2007, Clinton said the most common freedom-of-information requests her husband Bill Clinton received at his library were about UFOs. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383221/Hillary-Clinton-vows-reveal-truth-UFOs-Area-51-president-Bill-admits-aliens-visited-Earth.html#ixzz3wHrqC7QP Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Yes, I'm going to get to the bottom of it,' Hillary Clinton told The Sun reporter last week. In 2014, Bill Clinton told late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel that he wouldn't be surprised if aliens visited Earth, and last week 'No, I am trying to tell you I don't know, but if we were visited some day I wouldn't be surprised, I just hope it's not like Independence Day,' he said, referring to the 1996 film in which aliens attack the Earth. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383221/Hillary-Clinton-vows-reveal-truth-UFOs-Area-51-president-Bill-admits-aliens-visited-Earth.html#ixzz3wHrsKVy2 Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Hillary Clinton appeared to agree with her husband's comments when she spoke about aliens on last week. 'I think we may have been (visited already). We don't know for sure,' she said. She added that she would like to look into Area 51, which she first called Area 54 but quickly corrected herself. The Air Force facility based in Nevada has long been rumored to house aliens. Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman John Podesta is fan of UFO lore, the presidential candidate told the Sun. She said he watches an FX sci-fi show. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383221/Hillary-Clinton-vows-reveal-truth-UFOs-Area-51-president-Bill-admits-aliens-visited-Earth.html#ixzz3wHruDnjP Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook He has made me personally pledge we are going to get the information out,' Hillary Clinton said. 'One way or another. Maybe we could have, like, a task force to go to Area 51.' Podesta released a statement in 2014 in which he said his biggest regret during his time as a top adviser for President Barack Obama was not securing the release of classified UFO Files. 'Finally, my biggest failure of 2014: Once again not securing the #disclosure of the UFO files. #the truthisstilloutthere,' he said. Podesta was also the chief of staff to former President Bill Clinton. In 1993, billionaire Laurance Rockefeller asked then-President Bill Clinton to release UFO files. The president then reportedly met Rockefeller at his Wyoming estate in 1996 to discuss the 'Rockefeller Initiative', which would have securely released previously classified UFO files. UFO researcher and retired police officer Gary Heseltine told The Mirror that Hillary Clinton 'cannot run away' from links to the Rockefeller Initiative. 'I am well aware of the Rockefeller initiative and that both the Clintons were heavily involved in it,' he told The Mirror. 'It was inevitable that Hillary Clinton would be asked questions about her links to it and I am pleased that she has responded to them. 'She cannot run away from those links so she really has to embrace it in order to remain credible. It will be interesting to see how much of a political issue it will become in her presidential campaign.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3383221/Hillary-Clinton-vows-reveal-truth-UFOs-Area-51-president-Bill-admits-aliens-visited-Earth.html#ixzz3wHryecyx Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Daily Mail- Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has said that if she is elected, she will ‘get to the bottom’ of questions over what the government knows about UFOs and aliens.
She made the promise when speaking with Daymond Steer of The Conway Daily Sun in New Hampshire. She had previously interviewed with the same reporter in 2007.
When asked if she would support UFO disclosure group efforts, she enthusiastically said ‘yes’.
In 2007, Clinton said the most common freedom-of-information requests her husband Bill Clinton received at his library were about UFOs.
Yes, I’m going to get to the bottom of it,’ Hillary Clinton told The Sun reporter last week.
In 2014, Bill Clinton told late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel that he wouldn’t be surprised if aliens visited Earth, and last week
‘No, I am trying to tell you I don’t know, but if we were visited some day I wouldn’t be surprised, I just hope it’s not like Independence Day,’ he said, referring to the 1996 film in which aliens attack the Earth.
Hillary Clinton appeared to agree with her husband’s comments when she spoke about aliens on last week.
‘I think we may have been (visited already). We don’t know for sure,’ she said.
She added that she would like to look into Area 51, which she first called Area 54 but quickly corrected herself.
The Air Force facility based in Nevada has long been rumored to house aliens.

Hey Hilary, you idiot. Of course we’ve been visited by Aliens already. You’re not making it easy for me to vote for you with all these dumb statements. How do you mix up Area 51 and Area 54? Have you never played Area 51 that’s in like every arcade/movie theater ever? Get that straight first off. Its Area 51. Now getting to the bottom of Aliens. Of course Aliens have visited us before, Hilary. And of course we’re housing some aliens and some space tech in that bunker. Shit, your husband probably tried to fuck one in a drunken stupor when he was commander in chief and just doesn’t remember it. So stop this whole we don’t know nonsense. The real issue is if you’re gonna let the common folk see all this stuff. Don’t you dare say you’re gonna get to the bottom of Area 51 and not let us know the nitty gritty details of aliens and space ships. How big are alien dicks? Are alien chicks hot? Can we reverse engineer their space ship so we can upload a virus into the mother ship and essentially take down their force field? You think the American people can’t handle it? Well I’ve seen The Avengers movies and people were pretty alright with it once all those giant alien space whales tunneled out of a black hole in the sky once they were dead and that ultimately thats all that matters. Do we got enough firepower in Area 51 to blow giant alien space whales to death. Look foreign policies and shit? let your team that does all the real voting and shit handle that. Lets get more space alien policies going on since its 2016 and im pretty sure an alien invasion is gonna happen in coming years.

Red Rocks!

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Oh We’re Going To The Winter Classic? Better Bring Our Meat Cleaver And Samurai Swords!

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You know what would spice up this annual sporting event that highlights the tradition of old school hockey outdoors? Not any fan memorabilia of the two historic original six hockey clubs or alcohol or any other tailgating festivities. No i think instead people should bring primitive as fuck weaponry like meat cleavers, samurai swords, and sling shots. Yea that sounds like it would be in tune with the theme of the Winter Classic.

Now you might think im joking, but im not. This was no ordinary Winter Classic. Sure the Bruins were in it before in a little rivalry with Philly being two historically tough teams, but this is The Canadiens we’re talking about. Greatest rivalry in sports. Both teams facing each other over 900 times now with the Bruins usually falling short to Montreal and once that clock ticked down to 0 in the 3rd, you chalked up another L. With these two fan bases both hockey crazy, Im not surprised if someone brought a battle axe to one of the largest NHL events when these two are in it.  That’s what makes rivalries so great, the fans feel the passion and if they both want to carry that passion on through fighting? well that’s just all part of the sport. Just sucks the B’s got blown up by Montreal. In my head i wanted it to be goal for goal matched. Players getting their shit pushed in against the board and the fans going nuts in the stands. Thats what makes the greatest rivalry in sports, the greatest rivalry in sports. Every one wants a taste of the blood. The Players, the coaches, and the fans.

Sidenote- Bitch move with the taser though. The rest are just hardcore.

 

Kim Jong Un Casually Offing his Closest Confidant And Blatantly Lying About It Is Such A Power Move.

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North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un's 'closest comrade' has become the latest top official to die in a crash in a country where there are 'almost no cars on the road'. Kim Yang-Gon, 73, who was in charge of ties with South Korea and a secretary of the ruling Workers' Party, died in a crash, state news agency Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) reported. Impoverished North Korea's road network is badly maintained and car ownership is rare, yet several high-level officials have died in traffic accidents over the years. In June 2010, KCNA reported that Ri Je Gang, 80, first vice department director of the Workers' Party's Central Committee, died in a traffic accident. Ri reportedly bickered with Jang Song Thaek, a powerful uncle of Kim Jong-Un, who was eventually executed by his nephew for alleged treason in 2013. In December 2009, the news agency said Ri Chol Bong, 78, chief secretary of the Workers' Party's Kangwon provincial committee, died in a traffic accident. Jang, the executed uncle of Kim, survived a car accident in September 2009, according to South Korean media reports. Foreign analysts believe Jang was also purged and sent to a labour camp for two years in the mid-2000s in what was seen as a move by Kim Jong-il, the late father of Kim Jong Un, to clip his wings. In October 2003, KCNA reported that Kim Yong Sun, a senior North Korean official involved in reconciliation efforts with South Korea, died of injuries sustained in a traffic accident four months earlier. Kim Yong Sun was a close aide to then-leader Kim Jong-il. But Kim Jong-il's military, which traditionally favours a hard-line stance on South Korea, had reportedly tried to hold him in check.

DailyMail- North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un’s ‘closest comrade’ has become the latest top official to die in a crash in a country where there are ‘almost no cars on the road’.
Kim Yang-Gon, 73, who was in charge of ties with South Korea and a secretary of the ruling Workers’ Party, died in a crash, state news agency Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) reported.
Impoverished North Korea’s road network is badly maintained and car ownership is rare, yet several high-level officials have died in traffic accidents over the years.
In June 2010, KCNA reported that Ri Je Gang, 80, first vice department director of the Workers’ Party’s Central Committee, died in a traffic accident.
Ri reportedly bickered with Jang Song Thaek, a powerful uncle of Kim Jong-Un, who was eventually executed by his nephew for alleged treason in 2013.
In December 2009, the news agency said Ri Chol Bong, 78, chief secretary of the Workers’ Party’s Kangwon provincial committee, died in a traffic accident.
Jang, the executed uncle of Kim, survived a car accident in September 2009, according to South Korean media reports.
Foreign analysts believe Jang was also purged and sent to a labour camp for two years in the mid-2000s in what was seen as a move by Kim Jong-il, the late father of Kim Jong Un, to clip his wings.
In October 2003, KCNA reported that Kim Yong Sun, a senior North Korean official involved in reconciliation efforts with South Korea, died of injuries sustained in a traffic accident four months earlier.
Kim Yong Sun was a close aide to then-leader Kim Jong-il. But Kim Jong-il’s military, which traditionally favours a hard-line stance on South Korea, had reportedly tried to hold him in check.

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Ruthless move by Kim Jong Un here. Blatantly lying in the peoples face. Oh yea my closest confidant that fucked up? He died in a tragic car accident even though it was in a remote area with no traffic what so ever in a country of people who are too poor to even afford cars but yes that is how he died. It seems that within the wreckage the car was traveling at such high speeds that he was somehow push to his knees on the ground and had a bullet put in his brain executioner style in, again, said wreckage. Oh and if you find your self doubting the word of the supreme leader you might even find your self in a fatal car accident somehow with a noose around your neck. Actually fuck that, having the honor of having your death being covered up in a blatant lie is a death reserved for his close buddies, he’ll probably just shoot you in the face for fun.