Daily Mail- Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has said that if she is elected, she will ‘get to the bottom’ of questions over what the government knows about UFOs and aliens. She made the promise when speaking with Daymond Steer of The Conway Daily Sun in New Hampshire. She had previously interviewed with the same reporter in 2007. When asked if she would support UFO disclosure group efforts, she enthusiastically said ‘yes’. In 2007, Clinton said the most common freedom-of-information requests her husband Bill Clinton received at his library were about UFOs. Yes, I’m going to get to the bottom of it,’ Hillary Clinton told The Sun reporter last week. In 2014, Bill Clinton told late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel that he wouldn’t be surprised if aliens visited Earth, and last week ‘No, I am trying to tell you I don’t know, but if we were visited some day I wouldn’t be surprised, I just hope it’s not like Independence Day,’ he said, referring to the 1996 film in which aliens attack the Earth. Hillary Clinton appeared to agree with her husband’s comments when she spoke about aliens on last week. ‘I think we may have been (visited already). We don’t know for sure,’ she said. She added that she would like to look into Area 51, which she first called Area 54 but quickly corrected herself. The Air Force facility based in Nevada has long been rumored to house aliens.
Hey Hilary, you idiot. Of course we’ve been visited by Aliens already. You’re not making it easy for me to vote for you with all these dumb statements. How do you mix up Area 51 and Area 54? Have you never played Area 51 that’s in like every arcade/movie theater ever? Get that straight first off. Its Area 51. Now getting to the bottom of Aliens. Of course Aliens have visited us before, Hilary. And of course we’re housing some aliens and some space tech in that bunker. Shit, your husband probably tried to fuck one in a drunken stupor when he was commander in chief and just doesn’t remember it. So stop this whole we don’t know nonsense. The real issue is if you’re gonna let the common folk see all this stuff. Don’t you dare say you’re gonna get to the bottom of Area 51 and not let us know the nitty gritty details of aliens and space ships. How big are alien dicks? Are alien chicks hot? Can we reverse engineer their space ship so we can upload a virus into the mother ship and essentially take down their force field? You think the American people can’t handle it? Well I’ve seen The Avengers movies and people were pretty alright with it once all those giant alien space whales tunneled out of a black hole in the sky once they were dead and that ultimately thats all that matters. Do we got enough firepower in Area 51 to blow giant alien space whales to death. Look foreign policies and shit? let your team that does all the real voting and shit handle that. Lets get more space alien policies going on since its 2016 and im pretty sure an alien invasion is gonna happen in coming years.
CNN-Islamic extremists in Bangladesh appear to be taking their war on secular writers and bloggers beyond the South Asian country’s borders. A hit list purporting to be from the militant group Ansarullah Bangla Team has been sent out threatening people in Europe and North America. “Let Bangladesh revoke the citizenship of these enemies of Islam,” a statement accompanying the list says. “If not, we will hunt them down in whatever part of God’s world we find them and kill them right there.” The list contains nine people in the United Kingdom, eight in Germany, two in the United States, one in Canada and one in Sweden. CNN isn’t reporting any of the names on the list.
Oh shit son! Things just got real at the Ugly Orange! Am I a potentially threat to these people? I might’ve said some religious shit in the past and theres really nothing i can say to defend myself here because im certainly not Islamic by any stretch of the imagination. I mean i had pork for lunch. Im not one to make my self seem like im a big deal or anything, but I may or may not be sitting by my phone waiting for CNN/Interpol/FBI/CIA/Blackwater any intelligence group really, waiting for them to tell me i’ve been put on this Bangladesh kill list. Either way, if not, Fuck you guys man! I gotta stand up for my fellow bloggers! Its pageviews or death on the blogging streets and we’re ready to die so long as it gets out clicks up. I dare Ansarullah Bangla try to come after me. I’ll throw a blog in their face so fast it’ll put the fear of Jesus Christ in them.