The Political race is close. Like neck and neck between Hilary and Trump. Well Florida is one of those swing states that actually mean shit for the elections because we’ve got an over grown population of idiots. Now I’m being totally honest. I’m not a registered voter. Does that make me a bad citizen? Maybe, but i wouldn’t stake my claim to any of these idiots. Trump probably wants me out of the country because of my eye shape and Hillary just panders to people and seems kind of like an idiot with the email leaks and shit. But say I was to decide to vote for someone. Perhaps I take a stroll through the beaches in Tampa or getting some seafood in Ybor. If I see random blue crabs making harsh statements like this, I kind of have no choice but to vote Trump right? Like on one hand these are the types of people these Elections are bringing out of the wood works. Trump supporters are crazy enough to catch blue crabs to get their propaganda across. But it’s almost so crazy that it’s so true that you gotta respect the message. Once the word spreads all across the bay Trump might just pull far and away ahead of Hillary.
Hey Hilary, you idiot. Of course we’ve been visited by Aliens already. You’re not making it easy for me to vote for you with all these dumb statements. How do you mix up Area 51 and Area 54? Have you never played Area 51 that’s in like every arcade/movie theater ever? Get that straight first off. Its Area 51. Now getting to the bottom of Aliens. Of course Aliens have visited us before, Hilary. And of course we’re housing some aliens and some space tech in that bunker. Shit, your husband probably tried to fuck one in a drunken stupor when he was commander in chief and just doesn’t remember it. So stop this whole we don’t know nonsense. The real issue is if you’re gonna let the common folk see all this stuff. Don’t you dare say you’re gonna get to the bottom of Area 51 and not let us know the nitty gritty details of aliens and space ships. How big are alien dicks? Are alien chicks hot? Can we reverse engineer their space ship so we can upload a virus into the mother ship and essentially take down their force field? You think the American people can’t handle it? Well I’ve seen The Avengers movies and people were pretty alright with it once all those giant alien space whales tunneled out of a black hole in the sky once they were dead and that ultimately thats all that matters. Do we got enough firepower in Area 51 to blow giant alien space whales to death. Look foreign policies and shit? let your team that does all the real voting and shit handle that. Lets get more space alien policies going on since its 2016 and im pretty sure an alien invasion is gonna happen in coming years.