Monthly Archives: April 2017

We Fucked Around With Some Gene Splicing And Created Demon Wasps

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Dailymail- A terrifying new strain of red-eyed mutant have been created by scientists.
The wasps were developed in a lab to prove that gene-slicing technology can be used successfully on the tiny parasitic jewel wasps.
Scientists say it has given them a new way to study some of the wasp’s unusual biology.
Understanding this could help find new ways of protecting crops or stopping the spread of malaria and other diseases.
For instance, it could reveal how males can convert all their progeny into males by using selfish genetic elements.
No one knows how that selfish genetic element in some male wasps ‘can somehow kill the female embryos and create only males,’ said Omar Akbari, an assistant professor of entomology who led the research team at the University of California.
Dr Akbari added: ‘To understand that, we need to pursue their PSR – paternal sex ratio – chromosomes, perhaps by mutating regions of the PSR chromosome to determine which genes are essential for its functionality.’
To do this, scientists used CRISPR technology.
This allows scientists to inject components such as RNA and proteins into an organism with instructions to find, cut and mutate a specific piece of DNA.
Then researchers can see how disrupting that DNA affects the organism.

Well I’ll just come out and say it. That’s about the most terrifying insect I’ve ever seen. Eyes redder than the devils dick looking menacing as fuck. Feel like If it stung an Elephant it can bring the whole beast down. Do I actually know what the fuck these scientist playing god did? No but i know it involves fucking around with genes and DNA and that this diagram

looks similar enough in concept to this

Like Mr. DNA splicing Dinosaur DNA with a god damn frog and turn it into a 35 foot tall beast. I mean we’re almost there. I know 4 films that end in complete disaster and death of humans should be enough of a life lesson to know we shouldn’t play god in creating creatures that have never been seen by humans before, but I just need it to happen. Its like a childhood dream to see a real life Jurassic Park. That’s why watching Jurassic World, even though it was sub par at beast, was awesome. Because they got to play a childhood dream in real life. And sure, like I said it’ll probably end with people getting super Fucked by dinosaurs, but once, you achieve a goal, you gotta set a new goal to top that. Always wanted to see a dinosaur in real life, check. Time to hunt one of those fuckers in real life. I don’t want to do it but If we just so happen to make a frog Raptor I’m not beyond shooting that thing with slugs to save my own skin. That’s the plan for the future. Today we make gene spliced wasp, tomorrow we gene splice frog dinosaurs. The day after that, we kill them all.

Not Wearing Shoes For FOUR Years Because You Don’t Want Your Feet To Get Smelly Is Outrageous

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A man has revealed how he hasn’t worn shoes for four years, in a bid to stop his feet from getting sweaty and smelly.
Ben Donnelly, 33, from Kensington, London, has always loved the freedom of walking shoeless.
In his teens, he read about the barefoot movement online, but it wasn’t until he went to the University of Surrey to study music and sound recording in 2002, that he started embracing it himself.
Four years ago, after changing jobs from a music teacher to a private tutor teaching a range of subjects, he started going barefoot full-time and as well as walking to shops, through the park and even going on the tube shoeless, he would work barefoot.
While he attracts strange looks from strangers, his girlfriend, art curator Carolina Lio, 32, supports Ben’s decision to boycott footwear.

Such an appalling  move from Ben Donnelly over here. Honestly what we’re looking at here is an insane man who has a questionable logic. I mean its one thing if you’re a recluse who lives in a fancy modern home that you never have to leave but to live in the city and being barefoot is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. I mean imagine walking one city block in New York city barefoot. You step on broken glass, ac run off, piss, vomit etc. Oh but a little sweat and some foot odor is unbearable. What kind of logic is that? Load up your sock with Goldbond and Axe body spray or something. Don’t just go trotting around London with your gross hobbit feet stepping on public transit and shit, you lunatic. And the girlfriend saying shes okay with this. That’s a lie. And not to be mean, but if she was a perfect 10 prancing around town with her man crush with no shoes on she would be shunned but most likely shes fine with staying inside with the guy. All good and well until they get married and then shes gonna say this

“Hey Ben, love of my life who I’m marrying. Do you think maybe this one day you can put on shoes? you know our wedding. The day we celebrate our love for each other?”

and then he’s gonna be like

“Nah”

and then that’s when shes gonna lose it. No way skin toned feet matches with any belt that looks good with a suit. Everything is going to get thrown and then when he’s standing up there he’s probably gonna wiggle his toes a little bit in front of the alter and everyone is going to be whispering commentary to each other while shes walking down the isle and she’s going to want to die. All because this guy wont wear fucking shoes because he’s afraid of a little sweat. One second into that wedding shes going to wish this guy gets an infection from being barefoot like Bob Marley and just die. Just wear fucking shoes man. Or at least sandals.

 

Florida Official Arms Itself Against The War On Zika By Releasing Thousands Of Killer Mosquito

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Dailymail- Thousands of bacteria-infected mosquitoes were released in the wild Tuesday near Key West, testing a new way to kill mosquitoes that carry Zika and other viruses.
The Florida Keys Mosquito Control District released 20,000 male mosquitoes infected by the Kentucky-based company MosquitoMate with naturally occurring Wolbachia bacteria.
The offspring produced when the lab-bred mosquitoes mate with wild female mosquitoes won’t survive to adulthood. Male mosquitoes don’t bite, and Wolbachia is not harmful to humans.
‘The eggs never even hatch,’ said Stephen Dobson, MosquitoMate’s founder.
The infected mosquitoes were flown in cardboard tubes — similar to ones used in paper towel rolls — from Lexington, Kentucky, to Key West on Tuesday morning.

For real Zika’s still a thing? You’d imagine that shit would be dead by now considering no one talks about it and PSA alerts about deformed baby skulls aren’t plastered anywhere anymore but what ever the case I’m okay with this. Gotta get on their level if you want to take em on face to face and what a dastardly way to do it too. It’s kinda like reverse fem-bots from Austin Powers. Instead of sexy robot ladies, we send in hot guy mosquitoes so that the chick mosquito thots get horny and forget about even feasting on human blood. Little do they know is their sperms loaded with shit that’ll kill them before they’re old enough to claim as an independent. Kinda like we’re sending a mosquito version of aids to wipe out other mosquitoes. Kinda fucked up. But what ever, that’s what we get for having intelligent brains, we get to mass genocide insects through sexually transmitted diseases that hopefully wont also eradicate the human race. Sometimes I think about shit like this and aliens and the movie Signs and who knows maybe we can send em a prank box of mosquitoes and next thing you know we can take down an alien ship because none of them fuck with Wolbachia bacteria.

Shocking News: Calling Your Girlfriend Fat Will End In Destruction And Near Death

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DailyMail– A Florida woman was arrested after she chased after him and then bashed in her long-term boyfriend’s windshield with a tire iron because he called her fat.
Kari Corwin took her rage out on her boyfriend of three year’s company truck after an argument that was sparked when he tried to fat-shame her on Saturday night in Umatilla, Florida.
The 25-year-old had been drinking when she took a tire iron to his windshield and wreaked havoc on the vehicle, totaling more than $2,000 in damage after swinging the tire iron at his face, she admitted to the Lake County Sheriff’s Office.
Corwin didn’t stop at the windshield in her reported alcohol-induced rampage.
After hurling the tire iron at the glass, she took a lawn ornament and banged it so hard against the hood, that it left the metal dented.
Then she wrangled up a hose with a sprinkler attached and thew it through a window on the passenger’s side.

 

This is one of these situation now where you kinda have to victim blame. Like sure you shouldn’t be an out of control drunk smashing tire irons against people’s rides and trying to get to someones brain, but its kind of the guys fault. You triggered her. Handing the person the weapon or the motive kind of implicates you. You didn’t sell her the gun or put the tire iron in her hand but you gave her the reason, and the reason is strong enough to drive any girl crazy. Every girl. No chick EVER wants to be called fat.  This is honestly just an instant reaction in human nature in a way. When a bug lands in a venus fly trap is chemicals that latches that thing shut and melts away the fly as food. When you enter a dark room your pupils dilate. When you call a girl a fatty they get hit with like a wave of gamma radiation that turns them into the hulk. Alcohol at this point had nothing to do with it probably. Just natural instincts taking over.

 

I wonder if guy animals ever call chick animals fat and if they go into a fit of rage. Probably what happens when a praying mantis sex happens.

This Giant Shipworm Is One Of The Grossest Things Ever. Ever.

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Mic – Scientists are pumped about discovering a group of giant shipworms living in a lagoon in the Philippines, but it’s safe to say the internet is collectively grossed out.
The discovery marks the first time scientists have found living examples of this species of giant shipworm, which can grow to be up to five feet long and 2.3 inches in diameter, according to the BBC.
The researchers published their findings in an academic journal and shared video footage of the team removing one of the slimy black worms from its tube-shaped shell.
The giant shipworm is technically a bivalve, like clams and mussels. Its shell grows to form a hard tip over its head, which it uses to burrow down into the mud.
“If they want to grow, they have to open that end of that tube, so somehow dissolve or reabsorb that cap on the bottom, grow, extend the tube down further into the mud, and then they seal it off again,” study co-author Dan Distel explained to the Guardian.
Distel described the moment the team opened up the giant shipworm’s tube-like shell as “quite amazing.” Scientists didn’t even know what color the giant shipworm would be until it slid out.
“That color of the animal is sort of shocking,” Distel said. “Most bivalves are grayish, tan, pink, brown, light beige colors. This thing just has this gunmetal-black color. It is much beefier, more muscular than any other bivalve I had ever seen.”
But not everyone is as delighted as Distel and his team are with the giant shipworm. Headlines described the giant shipworm with phrases like “utterly horrifying” and “toe-curling.”
It seems some people wish the scientists left the terrifying slime worm right where they found it: hidden in its shell at the bottom of a lagoon.

I know i kinda rejoiced five seconds ago about not getting obliterated by an asteroid in my last post, seeing this kinda makes me wish the Earth was knocked out so hard that we get evaporate from all existence in the universe. I hate thinking about slimey slug like things (oddly enough i kinda have this idea with worms to save the world, but thats for another time). Serious what was god or science thinking when they cooked up this things? Maybe its because of science fiction movies mixed with natural horror stories but I think every time i see something like this I automatically think its going to get into my brain somehow. I blame that damn show Animorphs. There was that weird alien race that infected humans by putting slugs into their ears and i distinctly remember the password to get into their cult meeting in the basement of a burger joint was “cheeseburger hold the cheese.” When you walk in you line up and wait for alien slugs to enter your brain so they can control you. Thats what I think of when i see gross creatures like this only this thing is massive. Is that a weird thought? maybe. But this thing was just chilling inside a PVC tube for decades growing into the size of a young adult. Its gross and I wont stand for it.

 

P.s- It also grosses me out when i walk into a sex shop and see those massive ultra black dildos.

Good News Of The Day: We Wont Be Obliterated By An Asteroid Tomorrow

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Yo wasn’t NASA defunded and shut down? like last year? Maybe I’m wrong and i’m not against NASA. We need the nerds in the control room jotting down all the boring shit that normal people can’t figure out, but look at this map. It doesn’t take a genius to know that that shit is miles away. Like why get people all riled up even mentioning that there’s a planet killer sized asteroid that can endanger life on any planet when its 1.1 million miles away. Like some guy in Cambodia probably threw a rock at another person. Don’t see me sweating that do you? Get out of here with that fake news and focus on what will happen when an asteroid is like dead set on punching Earth. One day an asteroid is going to be painting the corners so these nerds better have a plan when that happens. I don’t pay my taxes for them to not have a plan.