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Someone Invented An App That Lets You See If Your Friend’s Phone Is In Fact On Low Battery

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The excuse ‘my phone died’ is used quite often - and most of the time people don’t buy it. In order to keep us honest, a new app lets friends and family sync up to see each other’s battery status. Dubbed Battery Share, users are able to see other user’s battery power level, know when someone is charging their phone and receive notifications if anyone is running low on juice - assuming they agree to being tracked. I created this app because I have a few friends who I suspected never charged their phones, and were near impossible to get a hold of,' Terry Demco, creator of Battery Share, told DailyMail.com. 'My suspicions were confirmed when I got them to beta test this app. 'I have one friend who is perpetually at a charge of about 25%, and goes from place to place getting 5 minutes of charging here and there.' 'Then of course there are other people manage to keep their charge up most of the day, it just depends on the person.' 'I really needed to get a hold of someone, and couldn’t. I figured that I must not be the only one this has happened to. 'So from that, came this app.' Battery Share has a built-in status bar that lists all those who have opted-in to sharing their status, allowing you to see who has a full bar and who needs to plug in. And if your friend or family is running on low, Battery Share will send them a friendly reminder that to both you and them. The technology behind the scenes monitors the phone's battery over the course of the day and if the battery level drops below a certain threshold, will trigger a notification that will alert your friends,' Demco said. 'When the phone is charged to a certain point, the trigger is reset. If the phone then drops below that threshold again, another notification is sent out.' Users who host the app also have the ability to see who switched into low-power mode. To start tracking your friends’ and families’ battery power, simply download the app in the Apple App Store (it is only available for iOS users and for $0.99). You can then invite who you’d like keep tabs and once the request is accepted that person is added to the list. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3575835/Is-partner-s-battery-REALLY-dying-New-app-lets-power-friends-left-phone.html#ixzz47uaAGrPG Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3575835/Is-partner-s-battery-REALLY-dying-New-app-lets-power-friends-left-phone.html#ixzz47ua3vTNG Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3575835/Is-partner-s-battery-REALLY-dying-New-app-lets-power-friends-left-phone.html#ixzz47uZzsXxh Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Daily Mail- The excuse ‘my phone died’ is used quite often – and most of the time people don’t buy it.
In order to keep us honest, a new app lets friends and family sync up to see each other’s battery status.
Dubbed Battery Share, users are able to see other user’s battery power level, know when someone is charging their phone and receive notifications if anyone is running low on juice – assuming they agree to being tracked.
I created this app because I have a few friends who I suspected never charged their phones, and were near impossible to get a hold of,’ Terry Demco, creator of Battery Share, told DailyMail.com.
‘My suspicions were confirmed when I got them to beta test this app.
‘I have one friend who is perpetually at a charge of about 25%, and goes from place to place getting 5 minutes of charging here and there.’
‘Then of course there are other people manage to keep their charge up most of the day, it just depends on the person.’
‘I really needed to get a hold of someone, and couldn’t. I figured that I must not be the only one this has happened to.
‘So from that, came this app.’
Battery Share has a built-in status bar that lists all those who have opted-in to sharing their status, allowing you to see who has a full bar and who needs to plug in.
And if your friend or family is running on low, Battery Share will send them a friendly reminder that to both you and them.
The technology behind the scenes monitors the phone’s battery over the course of the day and if the battery level drops below a certain threshold, will trigger a notification that will alert your friends,’ Demco said.
‘When the phone is charged to a certain point, the trigger is reset. If the phone then drops below that threshold again, another notification is sent out.’
Users who host the app also have the ability to see who switched into low-power mode.
To start tracking your friends’ and families’ battery power, simply download the app in the Apple App Store (it is only available for iOS users and for $0.99).
You can then invite who you’d like keep tabs and once the request is accepted that person is added to the list.

I had a few classes with this kid that everyone hated. His name was Jowel. Annoying son of a bitch who wanted to like a young CEO type. Always wanted people to play by the books except when he could get an upper hand advantage, he’d take it. He would rat out cheaters just to get ahead. We remember we had this one professor who would let us out like 3 HOURS early because it was like 9 am and he would just say fuck a 4 hour lecture. Well one day in class he told us he had to have a sit down with the boys up stairs getting in trouble for taking roll call and basically racing us out of the lecture hall. Next thing you know after 4 hours of just sitting there twiddling our thumbs we see that mother fucker Jowel talking to counselors and shit and we all just knew it was that rat fuck. The type of kid who was pissed that his tuition money wasn’t getting put to full use. Fuck out of my FACE with that nonsense.

Well this guy is exactly the same. Hey Terry Demco, you lame fuck, snitches get stitches bro and you basically just invented an app that snitches on people. You’re King Snitch. Lets face it, its 2016. No one really wants to talk on the phone anymore. No one wants to hear people ramble on about their life with a cell phone pressed to their skull without wishing it was a gun. I love all my friends and the ones i hang out with and talk to on the phone and shit is all gravy but sometimes you just don’t want to hear it. So you intentionally turn off the ringer and let it go to missed call. Not saying i hate you’re guts right now. Just not for any of that nonsense at the moment. So you hit them back with a “Im out, phones about to die” text. Its a silent but understood code with a “no questions asked” clause attached to it. It’s not that your “friends” who were near impossible to get a hold of because they were so concerned about the battery life of their rechargeable cellphone in an era where everyone usually has multiple charging device/options. It’s because when they see someone calling and they look and see its you they go “ughhh Terry’s calling again…. *mutters silently*”fucking loser.” What makes it worse is you built an app strictly to make them feel bad about it and snitch on them. You try to make me use this thing and i might personally charge my phone to 100% and buy 10 mophie battery cases on my phone and that second you call me i swear to god i’ll let it go straight to voice mail and hit you back with a “Phones bout to die, call you back later” right in your face. Get lost with this battery snitch app.

P.s- This is that Jowel mother fucker. If face just screams snitch.935269_10151679217834921_410530512_n

Looks Like Jagr’s Pretty Happy With His 4 Million Dollar Extension

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I’ve never studied a lick of Czech when I was in school but i assume it reads “I love the hot chicks here in Florida. Thank you Panthers for giving me $4 Million bucks. Im going to have fun playing Hockey here and having sex with these girls who are half my age.” Might not have been a direct translation, probably some conjugation errors but I believe that was the general statement.

Friday Afternoon Conspiracy Blog: Tupac’s 7 Day Theory

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Here’s a new segment im going to try to do weekly. Its a nice little cultural conspiracy theory/oddity story blog to get your brains thinking. Stuff ranging from the cultural such as tupac, to the paranormal like ghost stories or UFO shit or any story really. Back in high school every Thusday night i would search the bowels of the internet for the creepy shit and would always bring it in the next day to my math class in a binder we compiled of stories we dubbed “The Archive.” We’d gather around and tell the tales that don’t get told often and would go on about the day questioning life. Thats what I hope to leave you with heading into the weekend. Maybe some cute florida chicks and a conversational piece about the weird/paranormal/unexplained and shit that you can bring up with your buddies on a night out.

This week marked a very sad event as Legenday Rapper Tupac Shakur’s mother, Afeni Shakur passed away. I also (finally) blogged about the lady who was selling a high school love letter written by the lyricist. It’s only fitting that i start this new weekly segment with the same subject i originally started The Archive with, and thats with none other than Tupac Shakur and the theories theories that made people wonder if Tupac is dead? or did he fake his own death? Out goes Tupac, in comes Makaveli.

Submitted with the approval of the midnight society this is Tupac Shakur and the 7 Day Theory…along with other convenient stuff that for some reason make people think he’s not dead even though he was shot up.

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The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory.
What is with all the number 7’s?

This album was released around the time of Tupac Shakur’s death. The number 7 keeps appearing?

-Tupac’s album All Eyes on Me was released on Feb.13, 1996. Tupac “died” on Sept.13, 1996. It is quite a coincidence that the two dates are exactly 7 months apart.

-He was shot on September 7th and survived on 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, and died the 13th. (7 Days)
-His time of death, 4:03, adds up to 7 (4 + 3 = 7).
-Tupac’s birthday is June 16th. 1+6=7
-Intro to the DK 7 day theory there are 7 gunshots going off at the start of the song.

The first CD after his death has no mention of anything about his death such as RIP Tupac 1971-1996? Wouldn’t it make sense to have this in the cd jacket somewhere instead of EXIT TUPAC ENTER MAKAVELI?

The only witness who was going to step up and ID the shooter was Kadafi (Yafeu Fula) but he was shot a few months after Tupac.

In the first three seconds of The 7 Day Theory, the words “Suge shot me” are spoken very softly. It is certainly is suspicious and it must mean something.

In the movie Gridlock the scene in the dinner when they show the menu board for a brief moment notice all the L’s in the menu have been replaced with the number 7.

In the movie Gang Related with Jim Belushi:
Pac and Belushi wait in room 7 in the movie.
The bum they found has been missing for 7 years.
Tupac’s badge number is 115. 1+1+5=7.

On the back of Cathy Scott’s book “the killing of Tupac Shakur” there are 7 bullet holes.

There are 7 members of the outlawz.
Napolean,Mussolini aka Big Syke,Kastro,Kadafi,E.D.I Amin,Komani aka Mopreme,Hussein Fatal
Outlawz= Operating Under Thug Lawz As Warriorz

2Pac’s double album entitled “R U Still Downwas released on November 25th. 2 + 5 = 7.

The cross on Tupac’s back “Exodus 16:31.” “So the people rested on the seventh day.” All of Exodus 16 deals with the 7 days.

When the album Better Dayz appeared in November of 2002, many music critics noted that Tupac had released more albums since his death (seven) than many of the nation’s top living artists.

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  • Tupac was in hospital for seven days after the shooting before he died—no photos were taken during this time.
  • The car Tupac was in at the time of the shooting was driven by Suge Knight. Suge didn’t show up for any questioning about the shooting and has said in a radio interview “maybe Tupac is still alive”. Seems a little vague for someone who was his closest ally and was in the car when he was shot.
  • Suge Knight is the size of a mountain and twig like 165lb Tupac took all the bullets, not one hit Knight sitting right next to him despite seven bullets going stray.
  • The official line is that Tupac was taken out of the strip in an ambulance, yet there are also witness accounts that say a helicopter took him away.
  • The autopsy photo of Tupac shows his head to the side pointing away from the camera making it difficult to identify him—autopsy photos usually have the deceased’s head pointing straight up.
  • The autopsy photo doesn’t appear to show any entrance or exit wounds for the five bullets that were alleged to have hit him in the chest.
  • There are distinct signs of photoshop work on the autopsy photo—the edges along his body line look doctored and the notch out the back of his head looks like a result of cutting and pasting half his head onto the other half.
  • The autopsy was ‘expedited’ and Tupac was quickly cremated the very next day after his death.  There was no funeral or any record of a memorial.
  • The social security number, 546-47-8539 recorded on Tupac’s death certificate is not registered in the Social Security Death Index.  In fact, that social security number is still active in Florida.
  • Tupac was known to always wear a bullet proof vest—why would he not be wearing one when venturing out to such a public event as a Mike Tyson fight in Las Vegas?
  • The only witness to the shooting (other than Knight), was friend and fellow rapper and Outlawz member Yaki Kadafi who was traveling in the car behind and apparently saw the shooting.  He was gunned down two months after the killing.
  • Tupac’s alias was Makaveli—he was know to have studied Machiavelli whilst in prison.  Machiavelli was famous for advocating faking one’s own death to evade enemies and gain power.

All in all pretty weird stuff. It’s like when you see that meme going around on facebook about the similarities between Lincoln and Kennedy. Shit just makes you wonder if these people had things meticulously planned in life or if God or the natural universe is that coincidental as a motherfucker. Do I think Tupac is alive? I honestly don’t know. There have been numerous look-a-likes running around. When i first read about this shit my brain was just convinced that he was chilling on an island off of Jamaica. After reading about the 7 day theory, my friends and i had convinced ourselves that something was going to happen 7 years after his death involving Tupac. The guy died in 1996 and something was going to happen in 2003, and it did. 7 years after his death, in 2003, Tupac Shakur, came back to life……in the silver screens in the form of the documentary film Tupac: Resurrection. You just can’t make this stuff up sometimes……

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Ridonculous Video Of A Jaguar Hunting A Gator

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Was expecting the Jaguar to pull out some giant catfish or something. Didn’t expect him to yank out a god damn alligator by the neck. Plus he did that shit with the quickness. Aimed it up perfectly. Dive in right with his mouth at the neck and don’t let go. Fucking awesome.

She May Not Be The Best Lawyer But This Volusia County Lawyer Who Had Sex And Did Meth With Her Client Is One Ride Or Die Type Of Lawyer

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WFTV- A former longtime public defender in Volusia County who started her own defense practice, has been disbarred over allegations that she had intimate relationships with clients and used illegal drugs. Florida Bar records show Linda Hadad admitted to using cocaine, crack ecstasy, pot, crystal meth and acid, as well as Xanax, Adderall, oxycodone and Lortab, without valid prescriptions. She admitted she used her credit card to rent a vehicle for a man who repaid her with prescription pills and crack. Records also said Hadad admitted to mixing business with pleasure at the jail by using her attorney access to have personal visits with two inmates, Steven Sullivan and Brandon Carson. According to records, during a phone call, Carson talked about kissing her during their next visit, and when Hadad was asked about it, she answered, “He did kiss me one time.” Records show during one call, Hadad told Carson, “I can’t wait to touch your (expletive). We will have to get my sex toy, too.” And they show she told Sullivan during a call, “I miss phone sex.” The records went on to describe sexually graphic conversations between Hadad and Sullivan. After Hadad was questioned at length by the Florida Bar last year, she was arrested four times for driving without a license and fleeing from police. Hadad was arrested in 2010 on a charge of driving under the influence. Channel 9 went to Hadad’s last known address to speak with her about her disbarment, but was unable to contact her.

WFTV- A former longtime public defender in Volusia County who started her own defense practice, has been disbarred over allegations that she had intimate relationships with clients and used illegal drugs.
Florida Bar records show Linda Hadad admitted to using cocaine, crack ecstasy, pot, crystal meth and acid, as well as Xanax, Adderall, oxycodone and Lortab, without valid prescriptions.
She admitted she used her credit card to rent a vehicle for a man who repaid her with prescription pills and crack.
Records also said Hadad admitted to mixing business with pleasure at the jail by using her attorney access to have personal visits with two inmates, Steven Sullivan and Brandon Carson.
According to records, during a phone call, Carson talked about kissing her during their next visit, and when Hadad was asked about it, she answered, “He did kiss me one time.”
Records show during one call, Hadad told Carson, “I can’t wait to touch your (expletive). We will have to get my sex toy, too.”
And they show she told Sullivan during a call, “I miss phone sex.”
The records went on to describe sexually graphic conversations between Hadad and Sullivan.
After Hadad was questioned at length by the Florida Bar last year, she was arrested four times for driving without a license and fleeing from police.
Hadad was arrested in 2010 on a charge of driving under the influence.
Channel 9 went to Hadad’s last known address to speak with her about her disbarment, but was unable to contact her.

Listen I know what my dream girl is like. She’s a sweet mid-western girl. Brown hair, blue eyes. A woman who’s caring and we can do cute things like hiking with my dog or go apple picking and snuggle up with a fire going when its snowing and tell each other about our feelings, fears, and  what makes us happy. I picture her being a great mother and great wife. I put my trust in her whole-heartedly because i know shes my soul mate. When im older i hope i find that girl and marry her, but that’s in the future.

Right now, however, im 25, single, and I wouldn’t mind finding a lawyer who’s so ride or die she’ll do meth and and wants to have awesome convict sex with me. I mean don’t get me wrong, I don’t want ANYTHING to do with meth really, but if i were inclined to do meth, as im pretty sure many lower class Volusia County citizens are, this is DEFINITELY the type of lawyer I assume they would want right? Scratch out the crazy hardcore addictive stuff like crack and crystal meth and we pretty much have a , for the most part, normal chick. Lawyers definitely partied in law school and definitely needed special study aids to read all their torts and shit so i doubt these times she admitted weren’t only with convicts.

In a lengthy deposition Hadad admitting to using crack, cocaine, meth, acid, marijuana, Xanax, Adderall, and oxycodone, among other drugs.

Hadad said she had tried meth three times and as recently as one year ago, crack 10 times and most recently a little over a year ago, cocaine 10 times, ecstasy 20 times and acid once. 

Nothing im sure your average lawyer hasn’t dabbled in once or twice. The more important
fact is that Linda Hadad is so committed to her fiduciary duties as these two convicts’ legal representative that she did whatever her clients asked of her. Even if that was getting a diabetic needle to do meth.

When the two spoke about shooting meth Hadad voiced her concern, at which point Sullivan tells her; ‘B****, you do what the f*** I tell you to do.’ 

He then tells her; ‘Go buy a diabetic needle. I’m gonna shoot you up one goddamn time. You act like it’s such a goddamn crime ‘cause I want you to be in euphoria for f****** 30 minutes? Sorry.’

Hadad responds to that by saying; ‘All right. If you want me to, I’ll try it.’

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Gotta respect the relationship between attorney and client. Can’t really knock the guy either. He was just trying to help her get euphoric for 30 minutes at a time via meth needles. No biggie. I mean here she was also nice enough to waive her legal fees and in return accept payments in the form of sex and drugs, which almost all drug dealers and criminal class can afford to give. Sounds to me like she’s the type of lawyer that just some people need in this world. Would i pick her to represent me in a case that could send me away for years? probably not. But if i had a traffic ticket and I want a lawyer to dispute that shit with the judge, maybe give Linda Hadad a call and see whats up…that is assuming she still is able to practice law after multiple convictions but this is after all America so I’m sure she’ll make it….. Also any chick who wants to fuck with dicks and sex toys is a freak, but i assume that was common knowledge.
p.s- that chick i described who i would marry is this girl.

Jaromir Jagr Commits To Another Year With The Panthers Plus Some Other Notes.

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SUNRISE, Fla. – Florida Panthers Executive Vice President and General Manager Dale Tallon announced today that the Panthers have agreed to terms with forward Jaromir Jagr on a one-year contract. As per club policy, terms of the contract were not disclosed. “Jaromir is a Hall of Fame player and had an excellent season playing alongside Aleksander Barkov and Jonathan Huberdeau,” Tallon said. “His track record speaks for itself, ranking third all-time in points and goals. He has been a great fit with our organization and we are excited to have him back for next season.” “Jaromir has had a tremendous influence on our younger players and has been a key offensive contributor on our team,” Panthers Head Coach Gerard Gallant said. “We are happy to have him back as we look to build off this year’s playoff appearance.” The 44-year old Jagr led Florida with 66 points (27-39-66) in 79 games this season, while recording two assists in six Stanley Cup Playoff games. During the 2015-16 season, the 6-foot-3, 230-pound native of Kladno, Czech Republic passed Gordie Howe (1,850) to claim third all-time in points and passed Brett Hull (741) to claim third all-time in goals, while also becoming only the sixth player in NHL history to reach 1,100 assists, the fifth player to reach 200 postseason points and 10th player to reach 1,600 NHL games.

SUNRISE, Fla. – Florida Panthers Executive Vice President and General Manager Dale Tallon announced today that the Panthers have agreed to terms with forward Jaromir Jagr on a one-year contract. As per club policy, terms of the contract were not disclosed.
“Jaromir is a Hall of Fame player and had an excellent season playing alongside Aleksander Barkov and Jonathan Huberdeau,” Tallon said. “His track record speaks for itself, ranking third all-time in points and goals. He has been a great fit with our organization and we are excited to have him back for next season.”
“Jaromir has had a tremendous influence on our younger players and has been a key offensive contributor on our team,” Panthers Head Coach Gerard Gallant said. “We are happy to have him back as we look to build off this year’s playoff appearance.”
The 44-year old Jagr led Florida with 66 points (27-39-66) in 79 games this season, while recording two assists in six Stanley Cup Playoff games. During the 2015-16 season, the 6-foot-3, 230-pound native of Kladno, Czech Republic passed Gordie Howe (1,850) to claim third all-time in points and passed Brett Hull (741) to claim third all-time in goals, while also becoming only the sixth player in NHL history to reach 1,100 assists, the fifth player to reach 200 postseason points and 10th player to reach 1,600 NHL games.

Well Jagr fans, time to add another 68 Jagr sweater to your collections because our ageless wonder has committed another year with the Cats. There has to be some people out there who thinks this season was a disappointment with The Panthers getting bounced in the 1st round. 2012 all over again. Some people are still on the edge of their seat probably waiting for Jagr to score a post season goal which hasn’t happened since he was a Flyer and because he wasn’t a major contributor in the 6 playoff games this year ( 0 goals, 2 assist) that maybe we should look past him. Well guess what, The Czech Mullet is here to stay, and i strongly believe end his NHL career here.

A lot of discussion of what to do in the off season now and I have seen a lot of questions about the top line of Huberdeau/ Barkov/ Jagr. Barkov was never really in question but for some absurd reason i saw people saying maybe trade Huberdeau because he can bring in alot. Maybe for a guy like Malkin because Malkin is more seasoned and bring in some other pieces and saw some don’t resign Jagr because Huberdeau and Barkov alone is good enough for that line. Wrong. Im not a big stat guy mainly because i get confused as fuck how to read them and the whole corsi/Fenwick chart nonsense makes my brain hurt but what i do know is 5 on 5 by the end of the season that top line was 2nd in production in the entire NHL only behind the Kane/Anisimov/Panarin line. Does it suck that they couldn’t get get much going in the playoffs? Absolutely. But there are still 82 games to play before the playoffs and at some point that line is going to get cooking. They couldn’t get it going when they needed to in the playoff with over turned goals and what not, but solely waiting for that day when you see the smile on Jagr’s face when he nets one in the post season is worth his 4 million dollar contract alone. So for about 1.5 million dollar difference between the line Kane/Anisimov/Panarin line and our top line, its worth it to keep the guy around for similar production at a discounted price.

OTHER NOTES:

New Logos:

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The new logo/jersey/sweaters. So far not an over whelming popular look but fuck it, I Like it. And people hating on it borderline makes me want to love it. Some people say its too boring or too much like a soccer team. I never hated the older iterations of the logo with the leaping cat, but i never fully loved them. There was so much going on with it. It was loud and brash, which some people like, but it was never a selling point for me. I like this new look. Its simple, bright, clean, has some basis of a military patch which is Vinny Violas thing hence always doing some sort of military relationship building foundation before the season starts. Its somewhat classic like the Canadiens sweater with the horizontal stripes and i always love the laces. The old logo just screamed 90’s Expansion team to me, which isn’t a bad thing, but I just like that this one is just different. Expansion teams for the most part are usually some animated Animal logo. Sharks, Ducks, Preds, Thrashers, wild. They were all some sort of fierce looking animal but id rather a more muted logo and have the players do all the talking by winning. This panther looks somewhat regal or noble and id like to think that makes all our players seem more skilled. Then again, this is just a somewhat of a leaked drawing and nothing official from Panthers front office. Back when George Richards tweeted discriptions of it, there was suppose to be teeth on it and who now with Jerseys going to addidas we really wont know till we see them but fuck it. New Year, new look, more skilled and experienced. Thats what we’re looking forward to next year.

My Playoff Eulogy:

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I never had time to formally post my thoughts on how the playoffs went down for the cats because I’ve been working elsewhere so im saying this now. Plz when you read this, read this in a Liev Schriber voice/ come up with better words because im not as eloquent as him in 24/7. The playoffs were a disappointment. I said from the get go that I started becoming nervous when I saw everyone picking the Panthers to win that series. Everyone loves an upset until its your team and unfortunately that is what happened for me and how ever many hundred thousand Panther fans here in south Florida.

I picked the Panthers to win in 5. It was very presumptuous of me. I said that i loved the fact that The Islanders were with out their starting goalie. Well i underestimated Greiss to the largest extent possible. The guy was a revelation. I feel like we’re getting into a trend where back ups come in towards the end and show up in the biggest way possible these past 2 playoffs. We saw it last year with Scott Darling who stepped in when Crawford needed it. This year we have Greiss of the Islanders and Matt Murray for the Penguins being an brick wall with the focus of a Buddhist monk in net. The Panthers just couldn’t get one pass Greiss when we needed it.That was by far the most unexpected factor in the series, another factor being John Tavares. I said from the jump that Tavares can single handedly carry a game on his own. I thought that was just going to be game one but it turns out i was wrong. Guy can carry his team a lot against a fresh young team like the Panthers. Then of course there was Luongo.

During the hot streak in December i knew from there on that Luongo was the MVP of the team. The players even agreed that Lu was their rock and with his numbers in the regular season that was never in question. But that was the regular season and this is the playoffs. There was always a stigma around Lu since Vancouver. Every time Boston comes around and im at the game I’ll always hear comments about Lu and Game 7 of the Stanley cup Finals in 2011. I even hear it from some Blackhawk fans when Lu was still a Canuck. I know there were lapses on defense in Game 1 and I know i can’t reasonably expect an aging Goaltender to play at his peak in Double OT. But for some reason I still have Luongo winning a gold medal for Team Canada in the Olympics and somethings tells me he can show up in biggest moment possible when the pressure is on his shoulders, but it wasn’t this year, and its a big of a question mark as “where is the G spot?” heading into the future.

I recall back to a game in the regular season where I knew if some issues were going to carry over into the playoffs that would be their demise, it would be that they couldn’t shut out this one game when they were leading 2-0 for 50 minutes and some how the team came back and beat them, that team of course being The New York Islanders. We took leads in the series as early as 2 minutes into Game 1 but from there Greiss and The Islanders as a whole adapted came out the victor. This time around in the Playoffs, as bad as it was, it was a result I was willing to accept. A lot of relationships between the 2 teams. Bill Torrey being our first GM who also built the Islanders dynasty, Their dynasty team’s Captain being our commentator, and even down to the fact that Roberto Luongo was drafted by the Islanders being told he was the future there before getting traded here for his first and memorable stint with the Cats. The Islanders took 20 years to get over the hump of being a 1st round exit, and finally they got it. Watching these two teams go at it was one of the most underrated playoff series so far, and I loved every second of it right down to the handshake, especially because from watching them go, you just know in your bones, its not going to take 20 years like the islanders for the Panthers to get over the hump.

Until next season or if i find any other Panther related thing worth blogging.

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Add This To The Never Ending List of Why Air Travel Stinks Right Now. A Bird Puts A Nice Crater In The Nose Of An Aircraft Just By Flying Into It

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HP- American Airlines said in a statement that Flight 2310, bound for Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, returned to Seattle “due to a bird strike, which struck the nose of the aircraft.” Airline spokesman Ross Feinstein said the plane “landed safely and taxied to the gate.” “Our maintenance team is currently evaluating the aircraft,” Feinstein added. Passengers were transferred to a different aircraft for the flight to Texas. The pilot told air traffic controllers, “Looks like we hit some birds after takeoff. We’re gonna need to go back and have the airplane looked at,” according ABC News, which cited LiveATC.net.

HP- American Airlines said in a statement that Flight 2310, bound for Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, returned to Seattle “due to a bird strike, which struck the nose of the aircraft.”
Airline spokesman Ross Feinstein said the plane “landed safely and taxied to the gate.”
“Our maintenance team is currently evaluating the aircraft,” Feinstein added. Passengers were transferred to a different aircraft for the flight to Texas.
The pilot told air traffic controllers, “Looks like we hit some birds after takeoff. We’re gonna need to go back and have the airplane looked at,” according ABC News, which cited LiveATC.net.

Its May 3rd, 2016. The Wright Brothers took flight on December 17, 1903 in the first aircraft of its kind. That plane was practically made out of Popsicle sticks at the time but it was revolutionary. Over 100 years later of technological advances where air travel is considered as common place as air, yet one flight can get completely derailed because a bird fucking hits it. And not just a smear of blood and feathers remain as a remind, but a god damn crater right in the nose of the plane that makes it seem like a pterodactyl size bird punched the plane right in its face. How can this happen in 2016 with so many advances in material technology. and how are planes not made of some indestructible super flying metal? Frankly in 2016, i dont get how we don’t already have access to some Strak tech arc reactor tech with repulors for flight and air travel. We’re living in the future, get with it airplanes.

Some Asshole Cali Restaurant is Serving Rainbow Colored Grilled Cheeses

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Foodbeast- It seems the newest trend in food as arrived and it's multicolored. With the debut of the Rainbow Grilled Cheese a few weeks back, folks were bummed it was only available in Hong Kong. Not so much the case any longer as Chomp Eatery has unveiled their own version of the colorful dish. The LA-based restaurant is calling this one a Unicorn Melt. Chomp's new melt is made with White American and Provolone cheese, which they call "Unicorn Milk." The cheese goes through a fantastical transformation and the final result is served on toasted sourdough bread. You can get the Unicorn Melt at Chomp Eatery in Santa Monica for $6

Foodbeast- It seems the newest trend in food as arrived and it’s multicolored. With the debut of the Rainbow Grilled Cheese a few weeks back, folks were bummed it was only available in Hong Kong. Not so much the case any longer as Chomp Eatery has unveiled their own version of the colorful dish. The LA-based restaurant is calling this one a Unicorn Melt. Chomp’s new melt is made with White American and Provolone cheese, which they call “Unicorn Milk.” The cheese goes through a fantastical transformation and the final result is served on toasted sourdough bread. You can get the Unicorn Melt at Chomp Eatery in Santa Monica for $6

The food world, man. I love it and i hate it at the same damn time. The problem is two fold as i hate customers and their trendy food orders, and i hate classics that are fucked with that don’t really do much but sully the name of the dish itself. Why do people have to be assholes and make things multi colored? For all i know people can sell old ass moldy cheese now and i wont know because i stopped in for a quick bite and in return i got a god damn mutated grilled cheese sandwich for 6 bucks. But most of all i hate when people fuck with the classics. Im a BIG time classics guy. I like my ray bans old, My denim jackets plain, need some simple shoes or boots like clarks. A classic look. And the same applies with food. Grilled cheese is something so simple. Its cheese on bread thats been grilled. You butter your white bread, place AMERICAN cheese in it ( ill even allow you fancy birds to have any other cheese inside), and you turn your stove to a nice 8 and let it get golden brown. Done. You serve and eat it. You don’t put some metallic coated Gruyeres cheese in it. You don’t need to ass any deli meats or hamburger patties or else its just a fucking melted sandwich. When you get grilled cheese it should just be simple and delicious. Thats it and fuck any other thing that claims to be a grilled cheese when it does more than that.

A Lady Is Selling A High School Love Letter Written By Tupac

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Noisey– There’s nothing quite like the sweet, visceral melodrama of being a teenager in love. You write letters, you construct mixtapes, and you truly believe that your class crush will be your one and only for life – which is why every posession they’ve passed on to you is stored in a shoebox under your bed. Then, as it goes, you become sceptical, jaded, and your cold adult heart turns to stone. You move on after leaving school and watch each other grow fatter and older on Facebook. In the process you debate your life choices and wonder why you fancied someone who now earnestly shares posts from LadBible. That’s just how it goes, right? For one woman, not so much. Her own high school sweetheart was Tupac Shakur – meaning that A) he cannot be forgotten and B) the private love letters that he poured his heart and soul into can now be put up for sale for $35,000 (around £25,000). Which is good, at least for her, I guess? The letter, which was written in 1988, is a page long and is addressed to “Beethoven”, which is what Tupac called the woman because of her piano skills. “Tupac and I were in drama class together,” the classmate wrote in a statement. “He was one of the only black kids in drama so he stood out. But he stood out for other reasons too… everything else I read about Tupac seemed to me to be a different person. I didn’t know the man who tattooed ‘Thug Life’ on his body and who was gunned down on a Las Vegas street. I never really cared for the music he created – it was nothing like the freestyles I remember in front of our school. I knew the kid who made me understand Shakespeare and who didn’t care that he dressed different or wore his hair different. I knew the kid who loved Prince and candles and had a broken heart. And the kid who drew birds lying upside-down on the notes that he passed in school.”

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Dear Beethoven

[Eyeball] felt (compelled?) 2 write u. [eyeball] can’t really explain it, but i really feel good vibes from u. Im almost sure we’ll be very close friends. [eyeball] would have never guessed that u+[eyeball] would be Friends. But as the old saying goes….wait, how does that saying go? Forget it! u get the [pointed object/pencil]! [Eyeball] want u 2 know that u can tell me anything and if u ever need a shoulder 2 cry [eyeballs leaking water] on, u can [crying eyeballs] on mine. [eyeball] have so many good thoughts about what lies ahead 4 us and it is my hope that they all come (thru/true?) As u will soon find out, [eyeball] do not _______ words, [eyeball] saw whats feel. so if something [eyeball] say scares u please don’t panic because [eyeball] tend 2 get over emotional. My [non anatomically correct heart] usually leads me 2 fast and thts probably why [eyeball] always get hurt. So if it ever seems as though I’m moving 2 fast please slow me down! Talking 2 u on the [corded telephone] was such a good feeling 4 me. [eyeball] was beginning 2 feel alone & out of the blue, [eyeball] meet u & its almost like i’ve known u 4 years. we have so much in common. We both [Love] Prince. We have both had [Broken non anatomical heart] and we both adore candles! WHAT ELSE COULD [EYEBALL] Ask 4! C u 2morrow Beethoven!

P.s. My [clunky outdated telephone] #332=4725

4 ETERNITY

TUPAC SHAKUR.

 

Im not exactly endorsing the 35k price tag, but if you told me $34,999, I’d have to at least scramble my brain and consider buying this letter right? I mean here we have one of the most famous dead rappers spilling his soul out to this chick. One of the most famous poets/lyricist ever. And honestly I want it because it reminds me that Tupac wasn’t a crazy evil dude who thought the world was out to get him. When you ask people now a days who they thought Tupac was as a person, they’d probably say the guy spitting at photographers and giving the media the bird in a red wings jersey and doing gang related stuff to Biggie and the whole Bad Boy crew. But thats just not the case. Dude was a lover before a fighter and people forget that. I mean read the words he wrote. Dude was a soulful cat who often scared away girls because of how over emotional the guy got. Like a Shakespearean poet. Not to mention a visionary too. I mean the whole letter is loaded with eyeball and heart emojis before emojis were a thing. Sure the kids are doing it now to try to get chicks wet and slap eggplants with peaches over text, but tupac drew out hearts and telephone emojis to genuinely try to fall in love. You won’t get that dedication by some regular old cat.