Monthly Archives: October 2015

Tennessee Man, Tim Tawater, Is A Real Super Hero

WHITE HOUSE, TN (WSMV) - The man who ran into a burning house to save a dog moments before the roof collapsed met the dog’s owners Monday. As a home in White House burned to the ground Saturday, neighbors knew a dog was trapped inside. They watched as a mystery man drove up in a Mustang and ran inside. A few minutes later, the man exited the house carrying the 80-pound dog in a blanket. The dog, Sampson, was unhurt. The good Samaritan disappeared. “He got in his car and left,” a witness told Channel 4. The man in the Mustang was Tim Tawater, a 20-year veteran of the Nashville Fire Department and a self-professed dog lover. “I’ve had dogs ever since I was born,” Tawater said. “You got to figure that if there’s a dog in the house, the dog is definitely family.” Tawater lives in White House. He was off-duty Saturday and on his way to his daughter’s birthday party. “We just live two or three miles from here,” Tawater said. He saw the smoke and knew the volunteer firefighters wouldn’t be there for a while. “I don’t do it for people to say ‘thank you.’ I do it because it needs to be done,” Tawater said. The homeowners are Brandon and April Gorley. They had just arrived in Gulf Shores when they got a call that their house was on fire. They turned around and came home. Monday, they met the man who rescued their beloved Sampson. Sampson is a Bouvier, a type of German herding dog. At 82 pounds, he is only half grown. The Gorleys said they were very grateful for Tawater’s actions. “He didn’t have to go into a house that was on fire,” Brandon Gorley said. “Deeply, deeply appreciate him being there.” “The real heroes to me are the volunteers, because they don’t get paid for it,” Tawater said. “They do it for free.” A relative was house-sitting and had just left to go to the store when the fire broke out. Sampson’s owners joked that he had just gone to the groomer Friday, so he had a nice hairdo for his TV debut. Read more: http://www.wsmv.com/story/30243143/good-samaritan-who-saved-dog-meets-owners#ixzz3p2CAmF3J

WHITE HOUSE, TN (WSMV) –
The man who ran into a burning house to save a dog moments before the roof collapsed met the dog’s owners Monday.
As a home in White House burned to the ground Saturday, neighbors knew a dog was trapped inside. They watched as a mystery man drove up in a Mustang and ran inside.
A few minutes later, the man exited the house carrying the 80-pound dog in a blanket.
The dog, Sampson, was unhurt. The good Samaritan disappeared.
“He got in his car and left,” a witness told Channel 4.
The man in the Mustang was Tim Tawater, a 20-year veteran of the Nashville Fire Department and a self-professed dog lover.
“I’ve had dogs ever since I was born,” Tawater said. “You got to figure that if there’s a dog in the house, the dog is definitely family.”
Tawater lives in White House. He was off-duty Saturday and on his way to his daughter’s birthday party.
“We just live two or three miles from here,” Tawater said.
He saw the smoke and knew the volunteer firefighters wouldn’t be there for a while.
I don’t do it for people to say ‘thank you.’ I do it because it needs to be done,” Tawater said.
The homeowners are Brandon and April Gorley. They had just arrived in Gulf Shores when they got a call that their house was on fire. They turned around and came home.
Monday, they met the man who rescued their beloved Sampson.
Sampson is a Bouvier, a type of German herding dog. At 82 pounds, he is only half grown.
The Gorleys said they were very grateful for Tawater’s actions.
“He didn’t have to go into a house that was on fire,” Brandon Gorley said. “Deeply, deeply appreciate him being there.”
“The real heroes to me are the volunteers, because they don’t get paid for it,” Tawater said. “They do it for free.”
A relative was house-sitting and had just left to go to the store when the fire broke out.
Sampson’s owners joked that he had just gone to the groomer Friday, so he had a nice hairdo for his TV debut.
Read more: http://www.wsmv.com/story/30243143/good-samaritan-who-saved-dog-meets-owners#ixzz3p2CAmF3J

Does he wear a cape and a mask? No. Can he fly and have super powers? No. But by every other definition, this man is a super hero. Guy didn’t need to be called upon, because he’s always forever watching over the people of Tennessee. When a life needs saving, you can rest assure Tim Tawater is already in his batmobile Mustang racing over to save those In need. And as fast as he arrived, he leaves knowing that all lives are safe, and he races off in his mustang to his daughters birthday party/saving any one else who needs saving. He doesn’t see a difference between a man and canine or any other animal. If it lives in a house, it needs saving when its home is set ablaze because he knows that dogs like Sampson is family. He doesn’t do it to be featured in the papers, he does it because it needs to be done. He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. He is Tim Tawater.

 

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After A 6 Hour Hold up, Jacksonville Couple Say They Will Go Into Custody If They Can “Have Sex One Last Time”

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Two people were arrested Thursday after a 6 1/2 hour SWAT standoff on the city's Westside, authorities said. Ryan Patrick Bautista, 34, and Leanne Hunn, 30, face charges of false imprisonment and resisting law enforcement without violence. According to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, SWAT negotiators resolved the situation peacefully about 4 a.m. after police first received a call about a man who was wanted on several warrants, including armed burglary, at a mobile home in the 9700 block of Noroad about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday. Police say when they arrived to the home and knocked on the front door, the porch light was immediately turned off. Officers continued to try to make contact with the people inside. About 45 minutes later, a woman came out the door and moments later, another women came outside. Police say both were taken into custody. According to the incident report, one of the women told police she went to the home to celebrate a birthday. The report says she told police they were watching TV when police arrived and Bautista grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the back bedroom. Bautista and Hunn told her she would not be allowed to go outside because they were scared he would be arrested for a warrant, police said. Police say the woman then started to scream but Bautista covered her mouth with his hand and held her down. Seconds later, he let her off the ground but would not let her leave until she began to cry, the report said. The other woman told police she was also allowed to leave after the first woman walked outside. The second woman said they were celebrating her birthday at the trailer. Bautista and Hunn continued to refuse to exit the trailer, police said. Police spoke with Hunn over the phone and she said "she would come out but wanted to have sex with Bautista one last time" and then hung up, according to the report. But police say she did not come out. That's when SWAT was called out. The SWAT team eventually forced entry into the trailer and took Bautista and Hunn into custody. Bautista and Hunn were arrested and taken to jail.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. Two people were arrested Thursday after a 6 1/2 hour SWAT standoff on the city’s Westside, authorities said.
Ryan Patrick Bautista, 34, and Leanne Hunn, 30, face charges of false imprisonment and resisting law enforcement without violence.
According to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office, SWAT negotiators resolved the situation peacefully about 4 a.m. after police first received a call about a man who was wanted on several warrants, including armed burglary, at a mobile home in the 9700 block of Noroad about 9:30 p.m. Wednesday.
Police say when they arrived to the home and knocked on the front door, the porch light was immediately turned off. Officers continued to try to make contact with the people inside. About 45 minutes later, a woman came out the door and moments later, another women came outside. Police say both were taken into custody.
According to the incident report, one of the women told police she went to the home to celebrate a birthday. The report says she told police they were watching TV when police arrived and Bautista grabbed her by the arm and dragged her to the back bedroom. Bautista and Hunn told her she would not be allowed to go outside because they were scared he would be arrested for a warrant, police said.
Police say the woman then started to scream but Bautista covered her mouth with his hand and held her down. Seconds later, he let her off the ground but would not let her leave until she began to cry, the report said.
The other woman told police she was also allowed to leave after the first woman walked outside. The second woman said they were celebrating her birthday at the trailer.
Bautista and Hunn continued to refuse to exit the trailer, police said. Police spoke with Hunn over the phone and she said “she would come out but wanted to have sex with Bautista one last time” and then hung up, according to the report. But police say she did not come out.
That’s when SWAT was called out.
The SWAT team eventually forced entry into the trailer and took Bautista and Hunn into custody.
Bautista and Hunn were arrested and taken to jail.

There are like 4 demands that i assume a person in a mobile home would make. One is to smoke one last cigarette, one is to finish his beer, the 3rd is to let him get high first ( i saw this a lot in Intervention and Dog The Bounty Hunter), but the best is demanding sex before being hauled off like a piece of meat and locked up in jail. Sounds like such an outrageous demand but deep down inside you know its not. Everyone want’s it. If asked a prisoner about to face the death penalty, He probably wouldn’t want his last meal if he could stick it inside a chick one last time. And some how when I think about Police demands my mind goes back to one of the all time classics, Point break.

Point Break 2: Florida Trailer Park Edition

End scene:

 Lose something, bro?

 Special Agent Utah. l knew l could count on you.

 l've been to every Trailer Park in Jacksonville

Came across an unclaimed piece of meat in Duval, turned out to be Rosie.

Guess he picked a knife fight with somebody better.

Found a passport of yours in Sumatra, missed you by about a week in Ocala.

But l knew you wouldn't miss a  30-year trailer park pussy, Bodhi.

Yeah.

Too bad. You finally get your waves and it's totally closed out.

Just waiting for my set.

 You gotta go down.

You crossed the line and people trusted you and they died.

Yeah, it went bad, went real bad.

Life sure has a sick sense of humour, doesn't it?

 - Still surfing? - Every day.

 Come on, Bodhi. lt's time to go.

You know you gotta go back with me.

 (laughs)

 Sorry, my friend.

                Come on!
(Fight Ensues)

SHlT! NO!

 NO!!

   l told them...

    ..you'd go quietly.

                (helicopter)

                NO!

                You know there's no way l can handle a cage, man.

                l don't care. You gotta go down.

                lt's gotta be that way.

                OK, man. OK.

                l'm screwed.

                l'm gonna go to jail and l'll pay, and Johnny Utah gets his guy. Right?

                Good for you. That's real good.

                You're gonna be a big hero now.

 But look at it, Johnny. Look at it! (points at 30 year old mobile home chick who has definitely been around)

                This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, man.

                Just let me go out there, let me get one fuck before you take me. One nut.

                Where am l gonna go, man?

   Mobile homes on both side. l'm not gonna paddle to New Zealand!

                My whole life has been about this moment, Johnny.

                Come on, compadre.

                Come on.

                COME ON!

                Via con Dios!

Groom Calls Off Wedding. Brides Parents Decide To Let Homeless People Eat At The Reception

A jilted bride put her wedding feast to good use by feeding Sacramento’s homeless, according to a local report. A salmon and tri-tip smorgasbord coordinated by Quinn Duane and her unidentified would-be husband would have fed 120 of the bride's friends and family Saturday afternoon, but the pricy $35,000 wedding was scrapped at the last minute when the groom got cold feet just five days before the reception. The new guests, including a slew of less fortunate families with children from local shelters, took advantage of the Duane family's kindness, matriarch Kari Duane told KCRA-TV. “When I found out on Monday that the wedding would not be taking place, it just seemed, like, of course this would be something that we would do to give back,” Duane told the TV station. The reception was catered by the posh restaurant at the Citizen Hotel, where on Saturday underserved Sacramento residents snaked around tables while in line for the buffet. Erika Craycraft, her husband Rashad Abdullah and their five children, were among those filling their stomachs. “I think it’s really generous to lose out on something so important to yourself and then give it to someone else is really giving,” Craycraft told the TV station. The bride stayed home instead of attending Saturday’s dinner, but will be getting a vacation out of her situation. Before tackling mounting bills tied to the wedding, mother and daughter will take off to Belize with the non-refundable honeymoon tickets and reservations.

NYDN– A jilted bride put her wedding feast to good use by feeding Sacramento’s homeless, according to a local report.
A salmon and tri-tip smorgasbord coordinated by Quinn Duane and her unidentified would-be husband would have fed 120 of the bride’s friends and family Saturday afternoon, but the pricy $35,000 wedding was scrapped at the last minute when the groom got cold feet just five days before the reception.
The new guests, including a slew of less fortunate families with children from local shelters, took advantage of the Duane family’s kindness, matriarch Kari Duane told KCRA-TV.
“When I found out on Monday that the wedding would not be taking place, it just seemed, like, of course this would be something that we would do to give back,” Duane told the TV station.
The reception was catered by the posh restaurant at the Citizen Hotel, where on Saturday underserved Sacramento residents snaked around tables while in line for the buffet.
Erika Craycraft, her husband Rashad Abdullah and their five children, were among those filling their stomachs.
“I think it’s really generous to lose out on something so important to yourself and then give it to someone else is really giving,” Craycraft told the TV station.
The bride stayed home instead of attending Saturday’s dinner, but will be getting a vacation out of her situation. Before tackling mounting bills tied to the wedding, mother and daughter will take off to Belize with the non-refundable honeymoon tickets and reservations.

Ahhhh weddings. Love a good wedding. Some food, some dancing, some alcohol. Get dressed to the 9s all stylish hoping to find a lady for the night. Everything looks classy on the surface, bet thats what the Venue and Bride both wanted out of this lovely event. What they were not hoping for was 120 homeless people all gathered in a “posh” restaurant inside whats suppose to be a lovely hotel. Sure its a nice gesture I guess if you’re the Moral Police, but the fact is, the bride was probably at home contemplating ending it all while a recovering drug addict was sitting where her friends and family were suppose to sit eating her expensive ass “Salmon and Tri-tip smorgasbord” because her fiance said fuck it and bailed.

Who hates this the most though, isn’t the bride, it’s the hotel. Now apparently this was suppose to be a nice ritzy venue? Screen Shot 2015-10-19 at 9.14.10 AM

Apparently so. Except looking back at the picture above, it looks like they stripped it down to the bare bones knowing that the parent’s decided to use it to pedal exquisite food to bums. That place looks like you’re average senior citizen bingo hall now and I don’t blame em. You don’t know what kinda smells linger because of the homeless’ lack of hygiene. If they kept the open bar who knows what kind of catastrophe you’re in for with recovering addicts. A Hotel’s suppose to be where people go away to physically and mentally. I don’t want to leave my 500 dollar a night hotel room and potentially get stabbed on the way to the concierge desk because some nice white folks decided to feed the mass of homeless. If i were the Hotel id just tell them its off. Not worth the degradation of class. Yea you and the bride might be emotionally wrecked and want to do some good out of a shitty event, but you’re gonna be jet setting to Ibiza from you’re non-refundable honeymoon tickets while we have to steam clean the entire conference hall because you wanted to let bums eat there. Hope they didn’t use the fancy silverware or fine china either. Feed em in the broom closet with paper plates and plastic utensils cause you know if not they’ll steal that shit to pawn off later.

 

P.s- FMD Medina has a pretty strong stance on Marriage. #Score1ForTheHomeTeam Screen Shot 2015-10-19 at 9.52.11 AM Screen Shot 2015-10-19 at 9.52.35 AM Screen Shot 2015-10-19 at 9.52.49 AM

If You End Up Driving Through The Driving School Building During Your Road Exam, You’re Probably Not Ready For The Road

A student driver in Washington state learned the subtle difference between the gas pedal and the brake on Friday when she crashed into a driving school. Authorities in Bellevue snapped a quick photo of the scene. No injuries were reported in the incident. Police responded to reports of a car that crashed into a building around 8:30 a.m. "Unfortunately, that student mistook the gas pedal for the brake, sending the car into the building," Seth Tyler of the Bellevue Police told KOMO. Police said the student is a woman in her 20s who is new to the country. She was approaching the end of the test when the accident happened. "She was doing great up until that very last part ... [and she] did drive through a plate glass window, so that was a fail on the test," Tyler noted.

Huffington Post– A student driver in Washington state learned the subtle difference between the gas pedal and the brake on Friday when she crashed into a driving school.
Authorities in Bellevue snapped a quick photo of the scene. No injuries were reported in the incident.
Police responded to reports of a car that crashed into a building around 8:30 a.m.
“Unfortunately, that student mistook the gas pedal for the brake, sending the car into the building,” Seth Tyler of the Bellevue Police told KOMO.
Police said the student is a woman in her 20s who is new to the country. She was approaching the end of the test when the accident happened.
“She was doing great up until that very last part … [and she] did drive through a plate glass window, so that was a fail on the test,” Tyler noted.

Well that could’ve gone better huh? I can’t even comprehend how that happens. I mean first off this was at the end of the test. She did fine for the entire 10 minutes driving, not running anyone over or plowing through any buildings. But I guess some people can’t over come the 4th quarter pressure when you’re down to the final 2 minute drive and fumble everything horribly wrong. You think it was the pressure of 4 free wide open parking spots? Was she distracted by the Shasta vending machine which I’ve never seen before and thought the company died in 98? Must’ve been the complexity of the 40 thousand dollar European luxury sport sedan known for its technology to improve safety and ease of driving. Either way, she’s not ready for the road and should probably stick with Uber for now.

P.s- My dirty little secret is i actually failed my first driving test. It was such a bullshit reason. It was at the DMV in Oakland park. It was basically entrapment. Guy wanted me to fail. I never told anyone about it, but it eats away at me sometimes when I think about the DMV.

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The whole time the exam dude was giving me the look like “is he gonna fail it? I bet he’s gonna fail it” but i had no idea so i just did my thing, everything went smoothly. Nailed the 3 point turn. They don’t make you parallel park or anything. But as I turn to go up that road with the median, he’s looking over at me being all coy and shit. See what that fuck didn’t tell me was that one lane was actually 2 lanes even though there’s no dotted line or arrows to even kinda let you know its 2 lanes to turn in 2 directions. I thought it was one. Right as i turn i hear him go “Ohhh yea im sorry i can’t let you pass this exam… You see buddy, that was actually two lanes and you were driving in the middle the entire time” and he said it was a fucking smile on his face. I didn’t even bother arguing it with the guy that there was no lines indicating that it was two lanes or anywhere that said it was two because i was so taken aback by how much this guy wanted to trick me into failing. They start off all buddy buddy with you and the next thing you know they’re smiling like the devil failing and emasculating you by denying you’re drivers license.  I think i told all my friends i nailed it in one shot but the truth burns inside me to the point where I hope the DMV instructor dies.

Man Brings His GoPro Into A Rattlesnake Pit Because Why Not?

 

Look some people are fine with snakes, a lot of rational people aren’t fine with snakes. To go even further, some people want all things that slither and are venomous launched into the sun. I fall into that category. Don’t get me wrong, I like animals. Love my dog, a nice deer, a furry little rabbit, I’m cool with that. Snakes aren’t animals though, in my mind. They’re biblical creatures representing evil power, and i watched this video with my asshole clenched the entire time and for that, i want them all launched into the sun. But I’m not gonna lie, i kind of like the idea that these rattle snakes are all consolidated into one area. Don’t mean to sound too crazy but looking at that pit feels like the seen in Inglorious Bastards when they trap all the Nazi’s in a movie theater and just set them all ablaze in a hail of gunfire. Yea I don’t even want to entertain the thought of a million rattle snakes in one area, but If it means picking them off the planet by machine gun fire then I’ll settle for it.

P.s.- How about this being in probably Texas or Arizona and the guy has a hockey stick on hand? Its not nearly long enough for me to feel like I’m at a safe distance trying to balance a GoPro cam on the blade of my stick but still just shocked he had one.

I Had A Dream Beyonce Got Caught Cheating With None Other Than……..

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Now I’m not gonna start blogging my dreams all the live long day because a) I forget that shit and b) i don’t think anyone cares but ever since the Jay Z/ Beyonce’s Sister elevator incident, i randomly called out that they were gonna get a divorce. Being the man that loves winning bets and calling things, I was jumping with joy when I found out and then immediately crushed when i found out it was just in my dreams. Any ways, let me break it down how it all happened.

I was in New York at the time getting ready for a wedding. It’s kinda crazy because that wedding is really happening and my friend is going to a wedding today. Funny how that works out in dreams. Anyways, it was like 9 am very foggy day and I’m in an apartment where you can and probably will kill your self accidentally because for some reason there was just some massive hole in a massive window where you can just walk out onto a ledge while you’re up a million feet in the air with winds blowing. Luckily I didn’t die this day. Instead I for some reason didn’t pack any winter clothes even though its in the winter and I forgot to pack a suit going into a wedding. I was wearing like a god damn white shirt with spaghetti stains all over the front and for some reason in my dream was just gonna roll with it? Clean it up, Ed. Gotta dress to the 9s at a wedding. Anyways I’m freaking out because the rest of my family shows up in suits and fancy tux that they got in Paris or some shit so I’m looking like the biggest retard on the block. Start panicking and just decide I’m gonna go buy one right before then and there.

As I head down stairs ( Because apparently every floor below the 26th floor apartments were apart of a mall) I try on suits and shit and couldn’t find one i liked, then i walked outside when it happened. I magically got a suit that materialized on me and then i hear a commotion. I run down like 6 flights of stairs and I’m magically wearing a suit when i hear moaning happening. Out of no where i just see Jay Z in the middle of a stage at the mall drop to his knees and begin crying. Hova just looking like the most vulnerable person on the planet at that moment blubbering tears. The whole crowd was shocked when they saw when they saw what was happening. All over the TV’s and intercoms was a live feed of Beyonce having sex with another man, and that man is none other than Paul Anthony Pierce. Number 34- small forward of the Los Angeles Clippers. The Motherfuckin Truth. brooklyn-nets-head-coach-jason-kidd-1

Welp, Have a nice Saturday, folks! Spread this rumor like wildfire!

Stephen Hawking, Like Every Man, Says Women Are The Biggest Mystery In The Universe

 Eminent scientist was answering questions posted on the website Reddit He said that despite having a PhD in physics women were still a 'mystery' He also warned AI posed a risk due to 'competence rather than malice' Humans could become insignificant in the face of the goals of AI, he said

Source- DailyMail -Eminent scientist was answering questions posted on the website Reddit
-He said that despite having a PhD in physics women were still a ‘mystery’
-He also warned AI posed a risk due to ‘competence rather than malice’
-Humans could become insignificant in the face of the goals of AI, he said

Im not one to just give credence to people because of their social status or what ever school you went to, but when that person is theoretical physicist and cosmologist who’s dabbled in gravitational singularity theorems and other various quantum mechanics, im gonna assume you know a thing or two about everything, and if that man says woman are the greatest mystery then I’ll believe it. Am I saying men are less complicated? Not necessarily, but we’re just more direct and clear with what we’re doing. It might not make sense but its coming to you in English where reading women is like reading in ancient hieroglyphics. I like them and all but just sometimes they don’t make sense. Bitter one moment, spiteful the next. I don’t try to understand them anymore, i just try to avoid a fight and break things off before they start poisoning my stuff and plotting my death. Its like Al Bundy said “Don’t try to understand women. Women understand women and they fucking hate each other”