https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VKrHNu1O94

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a32_1433771989

Listen when you get your brain rocked by a massive 54 year old guy on Maryland public transportation, the best thing to do is not continue challenging the guy to more fighting. At no point did you inflict 1/10 of pain towards that guy where on the other hand he just pummeled your face. You’re short as fuck and he’s a fucking giant. Guy looks like the height and size of a grizzly bear so treat the situation just as that. You’re not gonna be dumb and fight a grizzly bear, you’re gonna get your ass out of there but the second he touches you, id just play dead and hope for dear life he doesn’t get lay another paw on me. Know when its over and in this case is was from the second this video started and you were about to fight a fucking massive savage with old man strength.

(NEWSER) – A gas station in Ghana’s capital blew up while many people were sheltering there from a torrential rainfall and flooding, killing at least 73 people and leaving a gruesome scene with charred bodies and neighboring buildings set alight, authorities say. A spokesman for Ghana’s fire service says crews were recovering bodies early today at the scene in Accra. The cause of the overnight explosion was not immediately known. Neighbors said many people had gone to the station amid heavy flooding in the area.
Graphic footage aired on national television early today showed corpses being piled into the back of a pickup truck and other charred bodies trapped amid the debris. Neighboring buildings that had caught fire burned into the night as floodwaters around the site hampered recovery efforts. “Many people took shelter under a shed at the station during a severe rain across the country and got trapped when the explosion happened,” a nearby resident says. Heavy rain has “brought much of the city to its knees,” with roads blocked off and hundreds of people trapped in offices, says the BBC’s Accra correspondent.

Listen, i dont want to make fun of 73 dead people. Shit is crazy though the irony of that. Its raining and you get shelter cause its drenching you in water and then the one place you go to ends up exploding in flames. Sad Irony.

But every time I hear of a gas station explosion i think of Zoolander

If you want to find a reason for the explosion i guarantee its some Ghana motherfucker just lighting up in some reckless abandoned manor. If i saw someone lighting up anywhere within a 1 mile radius i dont even feel safe filling up there. And Ghana no less. Im pretty sure thats one of those places that had a picture go viral about some 14 year old smoking a pack a day type places. Probably all 73 people lighted up a smoke all up and around those pumps. Man, women, child and all. Place probably looked like a smoking lounge before ending up in flames. Need some nicotine to fight off the anxiety of waiting for the rain to stop them Boom. You end up in a gas station explosion that brought the city to its knees. Whats the moral of the story to all this? Don’t live in Ghana and definitely dont be in a gas station explosion in there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdMen7BN554

Well this looks like the worst job on the planet. Hey Mr. Karthik, get a normal indian job working as a telephone operator instead of this. I wouldn’t go near that thing dressed in anything short of Iron Mans weaponized suit of armor and even then id feel uncomfortable as fuck. This guy on the other hand just acting like its no fucking deal. I mean look at him. Guy just fucking grabs a hunk of it and sniffs it like its a girls panties or something.

Fucking unreal move.  And i know this is india and all so everything is kind of bizzaro world to me but shame on who ever lives there and lets that thing grow into a 2 foot long frat house for bees. I mean if i had a balcony in my apartment id want to have a nice lounge chair out there or something and at some point id notice that shit hanging there with a million things buzzin in my face. Throw some raid on it or something, don’t let that shit take over your abode.

We all knew the truth but never wanted to admit it. This hurts my soul a little. Me and my friends in high school would always post up weekend nights at the Steak n Shake by Sawgrass. We’d chill and it was all good times but I always eyed the fucking claw machine in the corner and I knew i had to conquer that thing. When it finally came time I sized the machine up and went head on. That night I spent 12 bucks to get a shitty stuffed animal bear. I felt alive. I never played any sport in high school but at that moment i had the determination to win at all cost. When you’re young sometimes thats what it means to be a man. Don’t try to explain to me that its just a game and that things in the world matter more. My mind might acknowledge the truth but my soul will be powerless to accept it. Considering how much money i’ve spent on the game and the immeasurability of all it offers in return. Nothing ever feels as perfect as a moment of flawlessness when the toy drops down the shoot. Not many people are as versed in the craft of motivation. Not many pursuits evoke such visions of brilliance. Thats why it hurts so much when skill falls short of what the will desires. This is why it’s so unforgettable when absolute passion yields ultimate reward.

I stole half of that from the closing sequence of 24/7 Rangers Flyers Winter Classic. Cause those monologues at the end are the fucking best and that captured how I felt when i got that fucking shitty teddy bear from the claw machine.

I love The Lion King and Aladdin. Classic movies that I’ll cherish from my childhood forever probably. Heart warming tales about courage that imparted a lot of wisdom on me. That being said, I would want to grab a megaphone and tell everyone there to shut the fuck up. Traveling by air is one of the most stressful things ever. It takes a year off your life. If I were delayed and stranded in an airport for 6 hours then my day is done. Mood and emotion is gone. All I want to hear is that my plane will begin boarding immediately. I want to just listen to my headphones and scroll through twitter and instagram and get the fuck going to where I need to be. I dont want some lady bellowing “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHH SOWHENYAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MAMABEATSEBABAAAHHHH!!!!” None of that shit. Cut it out. If i don’t get to see the animated lion and Abu the monkey then all that singing just sounds like the nosiest fucking commotion ever. That shit doesn’t belong in the airport. I might want to watch it on my flight in a deathtrap airplane, but i dont want to hear you guys screaming it in Terminal A.

A Chicago man who was arrested Monday is accused of chewing through a squad car seat belt because he didn’t want to miss his son’s birthday, police said.
Lashon Stuckey, 33, was arrested just before 2 p.m. Monday and charged with two counts of possession of a controlled substance and one count of criminal damage to property, according to Chicago Police News Affairs.
Police alleged Stuckey was seen conducting a suspected narcotics transaction and was arrested in the 200 block of South Western Avenue. He was found in possession of several bags of heroin.
While in a squad car, Stuckey chewed his way through the seat belt, according to the arrest report. Stuckey then told officers it was his son’s birthday and he didn’t want to miss it.

10 years from now this kid is gonna grow up probably being pissed off that his dad was never around. Always in and out of the criminal system and was never there to see him grow. Well Guess what, kid? You might not have the best father in the world but he always tried to be there for you. Its not that he didn’t want to make it to your birthday party, Its that he was in handcuffs for selling heroin and then had the immediate physical barrier of being strapped in a cop car. Your father loved you so much he chewed his way through a seatbelt to attend your birthday extravaganza. Not a lot of fathers would do that for their son. Just ate a seatbelt and told the offers he got plans and bailed. Gotta love his dedication to his family.

PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) –
A Portland family got free pizza for life just for selling their house.
Rob and Holly Marsh put their home on the market just a few days ago. In three days, they had four offers, but one stood out.
“I felt like I was in a poker game,” Donna DeNicola, owner of DeNicola’s Italian Restaurant in Southeast Portland said.
At DeNicola’s, pizza is serious business. There it’s not just food, it’s now a bargaining chip.
DeNicola’s offer was $26,000 over the asking price. She threw in free rent for two months and to top it off, she put in a special clause.
“Then I just kind of added, I’ll throw in one pizza a month for life,” DeNicola said. “I’m willing to do anything because I know this market is crazy.”
According to Realtor Nathaniel Bachelder with Urban Nest Realty, inventory is at a historic low. He says, as of the end of April, if every home on the market sold, they would be gone in less than two months.
“People are waiving inspection contingencies, waving appraisal contingencies. I’m seeing more offers sight unseen,” he said.
Home buyers in the Portland area are having to go the extra mile.
“You kind of have to get creative at this point,” DeNicola said.
DeNicola said free pizza is a small price to pay for getting what they wanted.
“I’m going to be buying them a pizza for life, so I will know them very well. I’ll watch their kids grow up,” she said.
“I really feel like they wanted this place, and they understood where the seller was coming from, and they built an offer around that,” Rob Marsh said.
How much pizza does this all add up to? At $20 a pizza every month for the next 40 years, that adds up to 480 pizzas valued at almost $10,000.

Everyone loves pizza. Thats one of the easiest facts in the world. Anyone who says they don’t like pizza is a fucking liar. Everything about it. The cheesiness, the sauce, the crust. Everything you need, nothing you don’t. That being said It was obvious the play here was to offer pizza if you have a pizza place. I want to get to the point where Im rich enough to have my own pizza place that almost makes no money because i get them all for free. It should be one of the strongest business strategies they should teach in business schools across america. Curriculum at Harvard school of business should tell you that once an offer is below 50% success, you offer a free pizza. Frankly I think the buyers gave up too much. I would of offered a couple thousand off the asking price and then when they scoff at your offer you throw in the caveat, Free Pizza a month for life. Thats business 101.

Part of me thinks Jose Canseco is a lunatic. Another Part of me thinks he’s fucking around as a joke. Another Part of me thinks he’s really serious and can think he can fix the sport of soccer. He always chimes in on a hot bed issue when it means a new man can be in charge and honestly one day i hope its like a boy who cried wolf situation. Jose just fires off a simple tweet about fixing one of the largest sports organizations in the world and the council just says okay. Would he be nervous? would he really have a plan? If he gonna shoot another finger off in hopes to get out of a slippery situation? I kinda need to see it. Id give him a temporary run as President of FIFA. Just even a 30 day trial period. I need to see him clean up soccer with truth and justice. Give me a roided up Messi that has road runner speed and a cannon for a leg. No more flops, low scores, and tie games? #CansoccerForFIFAPresident

P.s- I so want to learn the art of power hitting and the psychology of baseball from him. For real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS7XbLegDPc

Fun night all around! After getting swept by the pirates we needed a pick me up and Mets and Cubs was the exact medicine we needed. Capitalized out of Jon Lesters bad night scoring 6 runs on him. I dont mind a little fire from Lake. I mean guy allowed a run from a misplayed ball so if he wants this as his own retribution fine. As for the Jennings ejection.

Its a pretty standard call that checked swing, probably not worth ejection. But do people take him seriously as a manager now? Trying to burn the image of the suit and tie and silly ass smile and roll with the boys in the dugout? Does it get him respect now as a Manager from the team? Guys got personality shoes to fill in Redmond. When he argued a call with the ump he looked like he would just run up there and call them a fucking fuck for fucking up that fucking call. Once we scrapped him what i didn’t want was another Philbin softy type as a manager but it is what it is now. Maybe he gets respect now? If not then im gonna sya its cause he didnt fist pump this guy after getting ejected.

strap his suit back on and send him back up in the office and give us Conine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlujYCO1SN8

N-bombs just hit Lady Bird Johnson Middle School hard. Kids got the full blast of it over the school P.A system probably. Listen I’ve dropped the N-bomb before. Mostly only from rap lyrics. I’ve had black friends say they don’t care. Growing up in South Florida is a nice cultural melting pot of races. Frankly i think its one of the highest compliments you can get in high school if you were some black guy’s n*gga. And thats where we need to figure out what exactly was said. Was it the N-bomb with an -a or a hard -er. Thats the difference. Both things are drastically different. One means you’re basically a cultural bridge amongst two different societies and saying the other one means you hate black people. Im gonna go out on a limb and say it was the one that ended in “-a”. Now this is a word association game so lets take a look at the transcript.

Collis: “Lions.”
Teacher: “Respect.”
Collis: “Blood.”
Teacher: Loyalty
Collis: “Guts.”
Teacher: “Honesty.”
Collis: “N******.”

Clearly that wasn’t meant in the bad “-er” way. From every song i’ve heard all these things are adjectives to describe as someones “N*gga” in the best way possible. If you want to be a negative nancy about the whole situation you gotta remember that that word was word associated with some great qualities so is that really that bad? Loyalty, Respect, Guts, Honesty? Thats mah N*gga.