Metro– A bride has proved to her father that her ‘hymen is intact’ with a certificate of purity.
Brelyn Bowman presented the document, signed by her gynaecologist, to her father Michael on her wedding day to prove that she is a virgin.
She married long-time boyfriend Timothy in front of 3,500 people.
She wrote on instagram: ‘I was able to present a certificate of purity to [my dad] signed by my doctor that my hymen was still intact.’
‘If one person has made a decision to wait until marriage or decide to stop & wait we have done our job,’ she wrote on another photo. ‘Let’s make Jesus famous!’
The certificate says: ‘On the 10th of May 2006, I, Brelyn Freeman, made a vow to glorify God in my body and spirit which are God’s because I have been bought with a price (Jesus).
‘I have kept this commitment and present this certificate to my father Dr Michael A. Freeman to show how I have honored God and my earthly father in my body by maintaining my purity and that my hymen is intact on this 10th day of October 2015.’

Well Father of the bride, I hope you know once night falls on that wedding day, that certificate is certified garbage that can be burned or tossed in the trash. Please recycle. Like im glad you know that for however many years of her life she wasn’t a complete and utter slut, but once they tie the knot, his dick is going IMMEDIATELY inside her.

Its almost kind of like reverse peer pressure. The fake non existent pressure of being a virgin is stupid. You know you want to do it, everyone else does it, its a lot of fun, its going to happen eventually, as long as you pull out/use a condom, you 99.99999999% chance wont have a teen pregnancy situation, you hopefully wont get any like super bad STDs, and again, its fun and everyone else does it. The pressure of “you’re first time” is just dumb. Just get it out of the way. Like Mayweather holding his 49-0 streak. Sure he manipulated the situation by only fighting opponents that know he’s gonna beat, but for whatever reason, that looming thought of breaking the streak just sucks. Every team wants to be the 72 Dolphins but sometimes the best way to go about it is lose early and improve. Now this lady and her dad are gonna have to live knowing for a fact that paper can be torn in half much so like her hymen and pussy that is going to get F’ed that wedding night and all through out their honeymoon.

P.s- I can probably print that up in Microsoft Word. That shit is probably so fake

Pss- Hymen is kind of a gross word. Normal people aren’t married virgins at that age so this only reminds me of like child rape no thanks to S.V.U.