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How Salty is Luc Besson That Marvel Movies Rake In Billions While His Movie Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Was a Box Office Flop And A Bad Movie

NYDN- Steve Rogers is apparently catching some flak for his role as steward of America.

French director Luc Besson, whose latest film “Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets” hit theaters last month, spoke with a Brazilian journalist about an increasingly familiar term in the film industry: superhero fatigue.

Besson lambasted Hollywood’s portrayal of Captain America, saying that the superhero genre always attempts to bolster America’s standing on the world stage.

Besson went as far as to call Captain America “propaganda.”

“I’m totally tired of it, totally. I mean, it was great 10 years ago when we saw the first ‘Spider-Man,’ ‘Iron Man.’ Now it’s like, number five, six, seven,” Besson said. “The superhero is working with another superhero, but it’s not the same family. I’m lost.”

“What bothers me most, is that it’s always here to show the supremacy of America, and how they are great. I mean, which country in the world would have the guts to call a film, ‘Captain Brazil,’ or ‘Captain France?’ I mean, no one. We would be so ashamed and say, ‘No, no, c’mon, we can’t do that.’ They can . They can call it ‘Captain America’ and everybody thinks it’s normal.”

“I’m not here for propaganda, I’m here to tell a story,” Besson continued. “And ‘Valerian’ is another proposal….different, where, you really travel. You meet aliens, a lot. And there are real themes. I mean, Valerian and Laureline are not superheroes, they’re not even heroes. They’re people like you and me. They’re cops, they do their job. But sometimes, they can be heroic. That’s what I love, because I can relate to that. I can’t relate to a superhero, I don’t have superpowers.”

“Valerian,” which holds a 50% on Rotten Tomatoes, underperformed at the box office, earning $90 million off a budget around $180 million. Meanwhile, in its third week, superhero film “Spiderman: Homecoming” earned over $5 million more at the box office than Besson’s film.

Honestly how much is Luc Besson crying that his precious Valerian movie stunk in theaters nationwide while every Marvel movie seems to be a smash hit and makes millions in box office and toy sales around the globe. Seriously way to pick a fight with the largest fucking production studio on the planet. Don’t get me wrong, I can understand someone saying its tired. We’ve hit around close to 41 comic super hero movies since the 2000s and half of which have come in under 10 years and we get about 3 or 4 yearly now. I get it can be tired, but guess what? if it’s good and still makes money, they’re still gonna make them, and we’ll still be entertained. It’s only recently they started cooking up a new method too by making them genre films to reinvent comic book super heros so god knows when kids who share the comic book super hero movie get sick of Spider Man. Sure, the second I hear a 9 year old walk out of Spiderman Homecoming 5 saying “God, this spiderman is so derivitive of the earlier works of previous Spiderman blah blah blah” then I’ll credit Luc Besson for being in on it early but remember these are movies for kids and are entertaining enough for Adults to watch. That’s a sweat money market that I’m okay with.

But besides all of that, Besson’s other takes are just as trash has Valerian. Like, why you gotta diss Captain America like that. I’m sorry a comic book character created in the 40’s in the middle of World War II was created as a symbol of patriotism in a country that entered the war to save allied countries from being over run by a Fascist dictator. Guess what, thats what America did, we along with our allied pals came in and stomped Hitler’s dick. That’s why Captain America is who he is. Because he is the living embodiment of what is right in America and he’s not afraid to call Hitler a fuck face with his super jacked muscles. Listen some guy in Brazil wants to create a comic book character called Captain Brazil go for it. Want to make a Captain France, be my guest. Most likely he would surrender in war so I don’t think that would be the greatest Comic book character but sure go ahead and make one. But blaming Steve Rodgers, a comic book character, for being a character created in the middle of the Second World War as a archetype of the perfect American soldier who selflessly volunteered to enter the war despite being physically capable to do much but wants to because he doesn’t like bullies and because standing up to bad guys was the right thing to do, and was subsequently turned into a billion dollar movie character, is the definition of salty.

Don’t even get me started on him trying to defend Valerian. Is there room for a good, entertaining movie to be in there? Sure. I mean you have all these space things going on, theres detective work, aliens, bad guy twist, sure there could be a good movie there but between Dane Dehaan not being able to lead in a big time studio movies, his actually shitty character, and the useless shit going on in the movie, Valerian stunk. Guy’s making it out to seem like theres some great space voyage movie where you’ll leave with an encyclopedia of alien knowledge after watching this movie. Here’s all it is **Spoilers** aliens got wiped out, Dane Dehaan really wants to fuck Laureline, and then the movie derails into a teen love movie with Dehaan learning about love from a shape shifting Rihanna, and then they figure out who blew up the planet along time ago. You don’t really travel. It’s disguised as travel because they built unrealistic environments that are some how explained because of some mcguffen alien space station. You don’t really see aliens as more than faces on screens, besides the main aliens that are hardly on screen besides the beginning or the end and the shape shifting Rihanna. and I guess you learn a theme of Love, one of the most played out themes in the world. Trash movie. And to say that these are relatable characters. Such a weird concept in movies. Sure making relatable characters are fun. But unless there’s a movie about a Chinese blogger, how the fuck is that suppose to relate to me? Oh Alien space cop, super relatable characters. Super sophisticated super British spy in James Bond, Not relatable. A badass professor of archeology who searches for hidden relics, not relatable. Any person in any action movie ever because they can run more than a mile to save their life, not relatable.  And on the other end of the spectrum, its a fucking movie, guy. If i wanted to see relatable characters that did boring as shit instead of saving the world from Thanos and what ever imminent threat is lurking in the corner, then Id just stay home and watch Animal Planet. I don’t want relatable characters, I want fucking awesome characters doing awesome things. And trust me, Luc, we know you don’t have super powers.

Sidenote- I feel like they don’t even call him specifically “Captain America” much in the movies. Steve, Rodgers, Steve Rodgers, Captain Rodgers, Cap etc. Shits just the title man. And then even at that point, people just refer to the sequels as Civil War or Winter Soldier. Much easier to say that Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets.

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Fuck These Animal Rights Activist Who Just Up and Stole This Homeless Man’s Dog

This is the heartbreaking moment a homeless man weeps while his beloved dog is taken away by animal rights activists. The video shows three activists taking away the dog in central Paris in front of shocked onlookers. And since emerging online the video has sparked outrage as viewers were moved by the homeless man's emotional response. He can be seen crying while a woman is heard telling the activists: "You don't have the right to do this!" The man who filmed the footage over the weekend, Nghi Le Duc, said the activists from Cause Animale Nord acted "violently" and "mercilessly". He added that they acted "without pity". "I was shocked when I saw this scene in the streets of Paris," he said. However Cause Animale Nord has defended its actions, claiming the homeless man had drugged the dog - saying that the puppy had dilated pupils. They also added that the dog was not vaccinated or chipped, which is illegal in France. Since the video emerged online a petition has been set up and signed by 60,000 people calling for the actions of the charity to be probed.Petitioners claim that the activists went "too far". There are also calls for the charity to prove that the animal had been drugged. The petition added: "Nowhere [in the group's rules] is it stated that they have the right to remove without notice any animal or that is what they did by attacking a homeless violently to take his pet [a puppy]."

Mirror- This is the heartbreaking moment a homeless man weeps while his beloved dog is taken away by animal rights activists.
The video shows three activists taking away the dog in central Paris in front of shocked onlookers.
And since emerging online the video has sparked outrage as viewers were moved by the homeless man’s emotional response.
He can be seen crying while a woman is heard telling the activists: “You don’t have the right to do this!”
The man who filmed the footage over the weekend, Nghi Le Duc, said the activists from Cause Animale Nord acted “violently” and “mercilessly”. He added that they acted “without pity”.
“I was shocked when I saw this scene in the streets of Paris,” he said. However Cause Animale Nord has defended its actions, claiming the homeless man had drugged the dog – saying that the puppy had dilated pupils.
They also added that the dog was not vaccinated or chipped, which is illegal in France.
Since the video emerged online a petition has been set up and signed by 60,000 people calling for the actions of the charity to be probed.Petitioners claim that the activists went “too far”.
There are also calls for the charity to prove that the animal had been drugged.
The petition added: “Nowhere [in the group’s rules] is it stated that they have the right to remove without notice any animal or that is what they did by attacking a homeless violently to take his pet [a puppy].”

Theres never many reason for me to side with a bum, but fuck this group for ripping the only thing this homeless dude has in his life. Everyone by now should know im a dog guy because to be anything is else crazy and im not crazy. So if i were to one day lose all the money i have in my bank account and be forced to live among the vagrants and derelicts of the city, you best believe the one person by my side would be my dog. I raised that mother fucker since like birth. Dude gets equal amounts of food as I. We’re one in the same. If you try to take him away from me then as a bum you’re probably gonna get bit by me. Might not have the nutrition and strength to chase and throw punches but if i get close enough i will bite you cause that’s what bums do.  First off this guy from the Cause Animale Nord looks like he’s ready to watch a boy band and to go along with his nice nails, he wants a nice small dog so he stole the little pup. Not saying any of that has a right or wrong but he doesn’t look like he’s serious about the well fare of the animal. Second, dilated pupils? Thats just a dog being a dog, bright wide eyes and bushy tail because dogs are always happy. The dude was loyal and stuck by this bums side through the good times and the bad. To think it was drugged? Homeless people dont let other people use their drugs so i doubt he would let his dog use his drugs that he sucked dick and begged for. Third, dogs are tough motherfuckers, you think stray dogs have like fancy ass medical bills they pay off? No. They roam the streets eating whatever and build up an immune system that can fight off AIDS probably. If you really cared you would pay for this guys dog vaccines and not just straight up kidnap the pooch. This isn’t about me siding with a bum here. Its about fighting for the bond between man and canine. Anyone that ruins that friendship is a terrorist in my mind and i wont stand for it!

Pilot Congratulated and Passengers Cheered At Couple Who Joined The Mile High Club

A jet pilot sent his best wishes over the intercom to a couple caught in “happy reproduction” in the loo on a France to Sweden flight. Travellers on the Norwegian Airlines flight to Stockholm erupted in laughter when the captain revealed that two people had joined the mile high club during the journey. A passenger told how he said in Swedish: "We'd like to send our best wishes of happy reproduction to the couple that ventured into the bathroom earlier on." The woman traveller, who asked not to be named, added: "People around the plane started cheering and laughing and there was a lot of gossiping about who it could have been." The pilot shared his message of congratulations on flight D4314 from Paris to Stockholm. But passengers who did not speak Swedish were left baffled by the message, with the pilot saying simply 'Welcome to Sweden' in English over the tannoy. The nationality of the couple caught romping by cabin crew was not revealed and the airline has declined to comment on the incident.

Mirror– A jet pilot sent his best wishes over the intercom to a couple caught in “happy reproduction” in the loo on a France to Sweden flight.
Travellers on the Norwegian Airlines flight to Stockholm erupted in laughter when the captain revealed that two people had joined the mile high club during the journey.
A passenger told how he said in Swedish: “We’d like to send our best wishes of happy reproduction to the couple that ventured into the bathroom earlier on.”
The woman traveller, who asked not to be named, added: “People around the plane started cheering and laughing and there was a lot of gossiping about who it could have been.”
The pilot shared his message of congratulations on flight D4314 from Paris to Stockholm.
But passengers who did not speak Swedish were left baffled by the message, with the pilot saying simply ‘Welcome to Sweden’ in English over the tannoy.
The nationality of the couple caught romping by cabin crew was not revealed and the airline has declined to comment on the incident.

Well that has to be one of the best life achievements right? In the list of sexual fantasies i assume Mile High is on the top because its one of mine. Yea i don’t like being on planes because they’re cramped and people are sick and gross. Well The only way to make up for that amount of discomfort? orgasms. I mean im not saying i want to take a piss mid-flight and find cum all over the place but If they keep everything in the friendly confines of a condom or her mouth then theres no problem by me. And then getting cheered for it. I mean frankly at this point any bit of sex for me deserves at least an applaud cause its a miracle. To have it announced and to have the whole cabin rejoice from it must make you feel like a million bucks. I mean worse case scenario is being detained and imprisoned for public sex. So avoiding that alone makes it worth it in my mind. Nothing quite like crossing something off your bucket list and then spending a nice european vacation in sweden.