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Guy Fights Inmate For His Snacks In Prison, Wins And Feeds His Whole Crew

It’s become apparent to me that I have no idea how prisons work and what is or isn’t allowed in prison. I get there’s like white collar Martha Stewart type prisons for tax evasion and like insider trading nonsense but I assumed that this was like hardcore pound you in the ass type prison. Not that its fun or anything but prison just seems like your stuck in a massive freshman dorm. I mean shit i had no idea these guys were getting microwavable cheeseburgers and putting down Cheetos and shit on the regular. That’s a lot better than I thought. It’s like when they say it’s the little things that matter. A simple cheese burger, some Cheetos, a Canada dry, drinking out of your favorite Miami Dolphins cup. Shit’s not that bad. At least it takes away from the fact that you’re considered a person with out rights and stuck there for 10 years. But apparently you have cellphones, cameras and internet access too so you can upload your celly’s fight video to http://www.TheUglyOrange.com via http://www.Flyheight.com. Here I thought prison was all ass sex with guys, working out and converting to Islam.  I mean its still probably that but sometimes your boy knocks the shit out of another inmate and steals his loot and you get some chips to brighten your day and you think about how you didn’t just get knocked the fuck out and had your shit stolen. Not the worst thing in this world.

P.s- that shit was seriously some loot.

Top Ramen for days, burgers fresh out the plastic wrapper and like cheezits or something. Imagine getting all that shit taken from you. Again, you’ve had your room mate steal a pack of ramen here and there. Well this dude just snatched all of it.

If You Chose To Call Yourself “Satan’s Son” Right Before A Fight, It’ll Probably Hurt Your Street Cred The Second You Get Knocked Out

Pure intimidation tactics. Classic move from a white guy. You gotta act crazy enough to the point where the guy might just leave. Like the episode in Hey Arnold where him and Harold are about to fight and instead Arnold runs around singing and dancing like a lunatic. Just get loco. That was the move this slender white guy was going for. He had the height advantage. Get close enough to him and stare him down and establish dominance, then you lay the cards on the table. Let him know you’re some satanic mother fucker. Only problem is this guy didn’t give a fuck about Satan and was also much stronger and  had faster hands than Satan’s son. Kinda should have those abilities to back up your credibility as being the son of Lucifer. Now you’re just kind of  a guy laying on the floor who got knocked out faster than Ronda Rousey. And I’m not gonna lie. I’m impressed by the black dude being able to go 0 to 100 back down to 0 in seconds. None of that stare down over the dead corpse and say shit move. Guy literally charged up in a nano second, delivered 1 Knock out punch, and then was calm enough to casually look back at the dude snoozing.

P.s- If a black guy said he was the devil’s son I would be terrified but also id bring up Big L and hope he would think I’m cool enough so that he wont punch my shit in.