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I Dont Care If This Video Of a Bird Lip-syncing The Song Dilemma Is Fake Because Any Video With Nelly’s Dilemma Ft. Kelly Rowland Is An A+ In My Book

“Blah blah blah its edited! its so fake! Its so edited!” If you’re that person, fuck you. Any video featuring a song from Nelly is like a hit and blog worthy, and any song from the era where he had a band-aid on his face was pure hot fire and if you don’t think so then you’re wrong and Dilemma happens to be like in the top 10. Somewhere in literature they’ll talk about Dilemma like its Shakespeare because what it is, is beautiful poetry. The tale of this fine black honey moving up the block in Nellyville but she got a man and a son tho-oh. Next thing you know they develop a love interest for each other but her man starts trippin about it but Nelly ain’t gon fight over no dame. Luckily, true love prevails when she comes through and sweeps Nelly up in her mans 2 seater because she just has pimp juice coursing through her brain and they just perpetually dance together through out the rest of time. One of the greatest love tales of all time.

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Now yea I know this post had nothing to do with the bird lip singing the “Ohhh” part in the song but thats kind of the point. Anytime Nelly works its way in a video it should go viral. At least just enough to make you go on youtube and listen to all of Nelly’s singles but lucky for you readers out there Im gonna provide that for you. Hit the music! E.I!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkEgZI7No8A

^^The trumpet guys playing Dilemma!^^

 

So Apparently That French Chick I Blogged Yesterday Was Just a Hoax.

Remember the 26-year-old French woman who was looking for her baby daddy in Australia? Well it turns out it was a hoax and some British guy was just trying to get publicity for his company. ‘Natalie Amyot’ wasn’t really impregnated by a man in Mooloolaba, Queensland, Australia, despite claiming this in a YouTube video yesterday. ‘I found him’, she said in her latest clip released today. That was before Andy Sellar, who owns Sunny Coast Social Media, stepped out to reveal he was just the orchestrator. ‘This has been a viral video for Holiday Mooloolaba,’ he said. ‘We do viral videos for businesses. Now I know there is going to be a lot of you that are upset by this… maybe not too happy.’ He confirmed Ms Amyot’s real name was Alizee Michel, she was a marketing and tourism student and apparently had a boyfriend. Although we don’t know what to believe at this point. @alizeee_m

Metro– Remember the 26-year-old French woman who was looking for her baby daddy in Australia?
Well it turns out it was a hoax and some British guy was just trying to get publicity for his company.
‘Natalie Amyot’ wasn’t really impregnated by a man in Mooloolaba, Queensland, Australia, despite claiming this in a YouTube video yesterday.
‘I found him’, she said in her latest clip released today.
That was before Andy Sellar, who owns Sunny Coast Social Media, stepped out to reveal he was just the orchestrator.
‘This has been a viral video for Holiday Mooloolaba,’ he said.
‘We do viral videos for businesses. Now I know there is going to be a lot of you that are upset by this… maybe not too happy.’
He confirmed Ms Amyot’s real name was Alizee Michel, she was a marketing and tourism student and apparently had a boyfriend.
Although we don’t know what to believe at this point.
@alizeee_m

Listen. Im not gonna sit here and get accused that i was duped. If you read the blog you know i said half way through that it was probably a hoax. So im still smart, you guys.

All that aside though, this is great news. This means the 26 year old hot french chick didn’t get knocked up so i kinda still have a chance right? The rest I don’t care about. Mooloolaba, Australia, This Andy Sellers fellow who looks kinda weird. Don’t care. I kiiinda just want to see nudes of this French chick now at this point. I mean exposing this as a hoax kinda brought me one step closer though. We got a name and you can bet your ass im gonna track down Alizee Michel. Hey Alizee, if you dont want to me to creep on you through social media, dont look hot on a viral hoax video. Kinda fell in love with the persona too. Got hammered and make bad decisions that ends with sex. You toyed with my emotions Alizee! No apology is necessary but if you’re inclined to make one can you please attach other pics or nudes with them? Thats all I ask.

Cute French Chick Takes To Youtube In An Effort To Find Her Soon To Be BabyDaddy

Damn, something about a cute french girl in need just gets me going. Yea what she’s looking for is the probably buff Australian dude thats a million times better looking than me who actually had sex with her and impregnated her but what ever. When her eyes in her youtube video locks with my eyes it just gets me going a little, thats all im saying.

As for the over all situation of her actually going back to Australia to find the dude who came inside her, thats a psycho move thats just so typical french girl. Classic Parisian meets the love of her life and after one night together, leaves only to return to find true love some probably buff looking aussie surfer dude who met her in a bar, got drunk, fucked, nutted inside her, found out 6 weeks later that she was impregnated by said guy, and is now looking for her. Classic french. From the guys perspective though, that must be the worst thing. Finding out you knocked someone up over viral video and shes on your home turf hunting you down. I mean theres a fare share that this video could be fake, but on the off chance its real, you just gotta track her on social media and do the exact opposite. She travels back to mooloolaba? Head to Fiji. Going to a bar you go to a lot? Stay put inside a library. Just a game of cat and mouse and just know if she finds you, your life could be over. A chick crazy enough to hunt down her baby daddy is crazy enough to kill her baby daddy.

P.s- Mooloolaba, by far the weirdest name of a city i’ve heard.

Kid Gets Absolutely Baptized In Peanut Butter.

 

Published on Aug 28, 2015 Girl Covers Her Little Brother in Peanut Butter, Credit: Video's Owner :Gina Gardner Brown. Toddler gets hold of a jar of peanut butter and delightedly covers himself  Watch What Happens When a 3-Year-Old Budding Artist Is Left Alone With Her Little Brother Every parent knows that sinking feeling that comes over you when you realize your children have been quiet for a while — too quiet. Gina Gardner Brown noticed that her 3-year-old daughter and 18-month-old son were silent for way too long and decided to turn the video camera on before going to find what they were up to — thank goodness she did. Brown found her two children sitting on the kitchen table, Ethan covered in peanut butter from head to toe, and Emily smiling proudly at her masterpiece, hands covered in the spread with the empty jar next to her. While this is most moms' worst nightmare, Brown handled it like a champ, encouraging her little budding artist but suggesting, "let's not do this again. This is not something we should repeat." Watch the video and see the kids' reactions to Ethan being covered in sticky peanut butter and how their mama handled it all flawlessly. We should all take a page out of her book — messes can be cleaned up, and priceless moments should be celebrated. This Little Baby Covered In Peanut Butter Is All You Need To See Today, Why wouldn't you cover your brother in peanut butter? These two get up to no good with a tub of peanut butter when moms away.

Published on Aug 28, 2015
Girl Covers Her Little Brother in Peanut Butter, Credit: Video’s Owner :Gina Gardner Brown.
Toddler gets hold of a jar of peanut butter and delightedly covers himself
Watch What Happens When a 3-Year-Old Budding Artist Is Left Alone With Her Little Brother
Every parent knows that sinking feeling that comes over you when you realize your children have been quiet for a while — too quiet.
Gina Gardner Brown noticed that her 3-year-old daughter and 18-month-old son were silent for way too long and decided to turn the video camera on before going to find what they were up to — thank goodness she did.
Brown found her two children sitting on the kitchen table, Ethan covered in peanut butter from head to toe, and Emily smiling proudly at her masterpiece, hands covered in the spread with the empty jar next to her. While this is most moms’ worst nightmare, Brown handled it like a champ, encouraging her little budding artist but suggesting, “let’s not do this again. This is not something we should repeat.”
Watch the video and see the kids’ reactions to Ethan being covered in sticky peanut butter and how their mama handled it all flawlessly. We should all take a page out of her book — messes can be cleaned up, and priceless moments should be celebrated.
This Little Baby Covered In Peanut Butter Is All You Need To See Today, Why wouldn’t you cover your brother in peanut butter?
These two get up to no good with a tub of peanut butter when moms away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR7ySB0LbCo

Holy shit, kids. Waste things more why dont ya. I have a feeling alot of chicks are gonna get their ovaries flooded over something like this but thats a god damn mess of a situation. Im no where near a point in life where I can make parenting advice but how the fuck are you not gonna yell a little bit at your kid at that? Is she just nice in front of the camera and then let loose? Peanut butter, first of all, is like one of the thickest substances on the planet. I feel like if just globs of skippy make its way down that kids throat he could suffocate. Name a more viscous edible, i honestly can’t. Second, theres no way that kid learned any lesson. Shes gonna dig into the pantry next and just smear food all over the walls probably. Third, How about that little guy just grabbing some more and smearing that shit all over his stomach. Somewhere in the field of psychology thats gonna have some mental affect on his sexual behavior 18 years down the line. you just know it. And really its just the moms fault. Be a better mom. Teach em not to be little assholes smearing shit all over each other, don’t let your son think its okay to have warm mushy brown stuff all over his chest, and don’t buy poor people peanut butter like skippy*.  And you ladies think its unreasonable for guys to fear parenthood.

*-Maybe thats because at home we bought Jif but when i went to summer school in Chinatown, NY it was like in a tenement building and we used skippy so I associated it with being poor.