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German Should Ashamed For Being Fooled By This Fake Ryan Gosling

A German film awards ceremony descended into farce when an utterly unconvincing Ryan Gosling ‘lookalike’ waltzed onto the stage to collect a prize for La La Land.

The Goldene Kamera awards usually focuses on actors and directors from its home country, but some A-List names will arrive from Hollywood – and almost always end up walking away with a prize.

But two comedians – Joko Winterscheidt and Klaas Heufer-Umlauf – decided they would throw a spanner in the works.

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I’m not gonna go on recounting all the times Germany has looked foolish and stupid. There was that whole time where they thought they could beat USA from 1933 to 1945. Well right under that has to be mistaking this guy for Gosling. Don’t get me wrong. If I were drunk and some one bopped me in the back of the head and was feeling concussed I would probably mistake this for Gosling as well. But that’s not the case. You’re at an award ceremony to honor Hot celebrities. Just because you have the same eye color, doesn’t mean you look like a person. Even though your face might have a similar jaw structure. Shit that could be Gosling’s twin brother. The difference between hot celebrities and the common man is they have this indefinable quality that is money. The Suit has to be tailored to a form witting body, hair just right, eyes have to shimmer. The whole nine yards. They have an aura that just glows when your a famous celebrity. This guy is just an offensive brute that just happens to have similar features to Gosling. Well my sneakers have laces, a bottom, and have leather on them but they’re not million dollar Ferragamo for a reason. The entire country of Germany should be embarrassed for taking a bootleg as the real thing.

Some Bangladesh Islamisc Group Made a Hit List Comprised Of Secular Bloggers

 (CNN)Islamic extremists in Bangladesh appear to be taking their war on secular writers and bloggers beyond the South Asian country's borders. A hit list purporting to be from the militant group Ansarullah Bangla Team has been sent out threatening people in Europe and North America. "Let Bangladesh revoke the citizenship of these enemies of Islam," a statement accompanying the list says. "If not, we will hunt them down in whatever part of God's world we find them and kill them right there." The list contains nine people in the United Kingdom, eight in Germany, two in the United States, one in Canada and one in Sweden. CNN isn't reporting any of the names on the list.

CNN-Islamic extremists in Bangladesh appear to be taking their war on secular writers and bloggers beyond the South Asian country’s borders.
A hit list purporting to be from the militant group Ansarullah Bangla Team has been sent out threatening people in Europe and North America.
“Let Bangladesh revoke the citizenship of these enemies of Islam,” a statement accompanying the list says. “If not, we will hunt them down in whatever part of God’s world we find them and kill them right there.”
The list contains nine people in the United Kingdom, eight in Germany, two in the United States, one in Canada and one in Sweden. CNN isn’t reporting any of the names on the list.

Oh shit son! Things just got real at the Ugly Orange! Am I a potentially threat to these people? I might’ve said some religious shit in the past and theres really nothing i can say to defend myself here because im certainly not Islamic by any stretch of the imagination. I mean i had pork for lunch. Im not one to make my self seem like im a big deal or anything, but I may or may not be sitting by my phone waiting for CNN/Interpol/FBI/CIA/Blackwater any intelligence group really, waiting for them to tell me i’ve been put on this Bangladesh kill list. Either way, if not, Fuck you guys man! I gotta stand up for my fellow bloggers! Its pageviews or death on the blogging streets and we’re ready to die so long as it gets out clicks up. I dare Ansarullah Bangla try to come after me. I’ll throw a blog in their face so fast it’ll put the fear of Jesus Christ in them.

R.I.P To Brazil National Football Team Superfan Clovis Acosta Fernandes

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Metro- One of the images of the 2014 World Cup was of megafan Fernandes clinging on to his replica trophy while Brazil collapsed to a 7-1 semi-final defeat to Germany.
The photograph immediately exploded on social media and Fernandes became something of a celebrity.
It later emerged that he had attended various World Cups since 1990 after leaving his job as a pizza restaurant owner.
With his wife’s permission, the Selecao’s most famous fan went on to dedicate his life to following Brazil.
According to Brazilian outlet Globo, he died after a nine year battle with cancer.

Anyone who watched the World Cup last year should remember this guy. Having the World Cup in Brazil, a place where o Jogo Bonito lives and breathes with every person there, making it to the semi finals and then getting curb stomped by Germany who went on to win the World Cup might as well have been like German soldiers bombing Brazil. Must’ve been devastating for everyone But none more than for Clovis here. That cameras were on him just tears in his eyes gripping that fake world cup trophy as if he was watching loved ones die. Guy just couldn’t let that trophy go but alas, Germany ripped it not out of his arms, but from his heart. R.I.P.

But then again this guy was still alive for all 5 of the Brazil’s world cups so be happy you got at least that, Clovis.