Florida Twin Kills Twin Sister, Probably Because Being Twins Suck

Source- Identical twin sisters Anastasia and Alexandria Duval (“yoga entrepreneurs” from Florida), were seen arguing in a car pulled over by the side of the road. Things escalated and Anastasia was seen pulling Alexandria’s hair and screaming. Then witnesses saw the vehicle “accelerate forward and then take a sharp left over the cliff” and plunge 60m onto rocks. The passenger, Anastasia, was pronounced dead at the scene. The driver, Alexandria was taken to hospital in a critical condition. The 37-year-old has now appeared in court, charged with the second-degree murder of her sister. Prosecutors allege she intentionally drove the car off the cliff and made no attempt to stop.

Source- Identical twin sisters Anastasia and Alexandria Duval (“yoga entrepreneurs” from Florida), were seen arguing in a car pulled over by the side of the road.
Things escalated and Anastasia was seen pulling Alexandria’s hair and screaming.
Then witnesses saw the vehicle “accelerate forward and then take a sharp left over the cliff” and plunge 60m onto rocks.
The passenger, Anastasia, was pronounced dead at the scene.
The driver, Alexandria was taken to hospital in a critical condition. The 37-year-old has now appeared in court, charged with the second-degree murder of her sister. Prosecutors allege she intentionally drove the car off the cliff and made no attempt to stop.

I don’t know if I ever said it on the blog but Twins and Ed Lee are just three things I think will never get along. Just had a sour history with them. In high school there were 3 twins in our graduating class. I’m always more down with one over the other, but over all just hated their guts. They always thought they were so unique and special when it reality its the exact opposite. Probably nothing less unique then one human is another human that is exactly like you genetically. Only met one cool twin in my life who’s a buddy of mine but even he’s not normal and has weird medical conditions where he can’t sweat at night and sometimes he thinks his heart stops pumping. Just a whole host of nonsense problems that wouldn’t happen if he didn’t have to share a uterus for 9 months before he saw sunlight.

This doesn’t surprise me though that one twin wanted their own spot light for once. Tired of having weird feelings randomly hit because the other ones thinking it. Tired of all the “hey did you feel it when I fucked you’re sister!” jokes. Sounds pretty lame being a twin if we’re being honest. Well seems like Alexandria was fed up with it as well. My only thing is she probably could’ve gotten away with it with no charges right? Just switch seats and say it was the other one that tried to kill her? If any eye witness did see anything they’d be shit out of luck when they find out they were identical twins in the car. And if all else fails, she has to play the “I’m a twin, if I tried to kill her, it would be like if I tried to kill myself. Do you really think I would do that?” defense. I’d lose a little respect for her using the twin card in the court of law, but then again she’s not a twin anymore so I can treat her like a normal person now so it kind of evens out.

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