Now I know we’re not suppose to judge a book by its cover. But this Brianda Ramirez chick from the mugshot face photo looks pretty sexy. Who knows maybe her body is a train wreck but the chances of that are looking slim (like her probable bod.) So why da fuck did Gabriel break off from her? Sure every guy wants to plant his seed in all types of girls, but unless you look like a movie star or a pro athlete, you’re probably a standard white guy or in this case Hispanic. Basically you’re just not bringing much to the table. If you have the chance to tell you’re friends you’re fucking a hot chick, id stay with that always. I mean sure she was crazy. She plotted you’re death and tried carrying out with the plan wearing just a bra and the stench of sex still on her. But all chicks are crazy. She at least had the balls to match up with the crazy.
And its not like he didn’t know how crazy she was. You can tell shes crazy by the look in her eye. Its practically Gabriels fault for his truck getting rolled honestly. I mean if you’re dating a crazy chick for a year and decided one day to fuck and then kick her to the curb right after, you pretty much have to finish the sex in a prison cell so you can make a quick escape while preemptively keeping her behind bars. Frankly he’s lucky it was just a car crash. She could’ve gone into the kitchen to grab a knife, there probably was a gun in the building because its Florida, or she could flat out probably just grabbed a blunt object and start wailing on him. Sure its not nice of her to t-bone his truck, but he’s responsible for releasing the amazonian crazy bitch inside this chick. He’s at least partially at fault.
P.s- If your truck gets rolled because of a little Ford Fusion, It’s not a truck worth having.