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Florida Twin Kills Twin Sister, Probably Because Being Twins Suck

Source- Identical twin sisters Anastasia and Alexandria Duval (“yoga entrepreneurs” from Florida), were seen arguing in a car pulled over by the side of the road. Things escalated and Anastasia was seen pulling Alexandria’s hair and screaming. Then witnesses saw the vehicle “accelerate forward and then take a sharp left over the cliff” and plunge 60m onto rocks. The passenger, Anastasia, was pronounced dead at the scene. The driver, Alexandria was taken to hospital in a critical condition. The 37-year-old has now appeared in court, charged with the second-degree murder of her sister. Prosecutors allege she intentionally drove the car off the cliff and made no attempt to stop.

Source- Identical twin sisters Anastasia and Alexandria Duval (“yoga entrepreneurs” from Florida), were seen arguing in a car pulled over by the side of the road.
Things escalated and Anastasia was seen pulling Alexandria’s hair and screaming.
Then witnesses saw the vehicle “accelerate forward and then take a sharp left over the cliff” and plunge 60m onto rocks.
The passenger, Anastasia, was pronounced dead at the scene.
The driver, Alexandria was taken to hospital in a critical condition. The 37-year-old has now appeared in court, charged with the second-degree murder of her sister. Prosecutors allege she intentionally drove the car off the cliff and made no attempt to stop.

I don’t know if I ever said it on the blog but Twins and Ed Lee are just three things I think will never get along. Just had a sour history with them. In high school there were 3 twins in our graduating class. I’m always more down with one over the other, but over all just hated their guts. They always thought they were so unique and special when it reality its the exact opposite. Probably nothing less unique then one human is another human that is exactly like you genetically. Only met one cool twin in my life who’s a buddy of mine but even he’s not normal and has weird medical conditions where he can’t sweat at night and sometimes he thinks his heart stops pumping. Just a whole host of nonsense problems that wouldn’t happen if he didn’t have to share a uterus for 9 months before he saw sunlight.

This doesn’t surprise me though that one twin wanted their own spot light for once. Tired of having weird feelings randomly hit because the other ones thinking it. Tired of all the “hey did you feel it when I fucked you’re sister!” jokes. Sounds pretty lame being a twin if we’re being honest. Well seems like Alexandria was fed up with it as well. My only thing is she probably could’ve gotten away with it with no charges right? Just switch seats and say it was the other one that tried to kill her? If any eye witness did see anything they’d be shit out of luck when they find out they were identical twins in the car. And if all else fails, she has to play the “I’m a twin, if I tried to kill her, it would be like if I tried to kill myself. Do you really think I would do that?” defense. I’d lose a little respect for her using the twin card in the court of law, but then again she’s not a twin anymore so I can treat her like a normal person now so it kind of evens out.

Thai Baby Forced To Marry His Twin Sister Because His Parents Believe in Some Whack Superstition

 208 9 Superstitious parents in Nakhonsawan province hosted a big traditional wedding for their 3-year-old twins in attempt to fix their bad karma. Petai Angdechawat married his twin sister Pailin at their home on Saturday. The adorable pair had their Thai wedding ceremony at their home on Saturday as Petai offered his sister a whopping THB3 million in cash and gold as her dowry. In Thai culture, it is believed that opposite-sex twins were lovers in the past life who were prevented from being together. Being born together as twins means their prayers were delivered by God. Parents must marry their twins for blessing to send a message to God that they're well and in love; otherwise the cultural belief is that the children might die very young, News Connect reported. Petai and Pailin also had this cute wedding photoshoot which went viral on Twitter.

Source- Superstitious parents in Nakhonsawan province hosted a big traditional wedding for their 3-year-old twins in attempt to fix their bad karma.
Petai Angdechawat married his twin sister Pailin at their home on Saturday. The adorable pair had their Thai wedding ceremony at their home on Saturday as Petai offered his sister a whopping THB3 million in cash and gold as her dowry.
In Thai culture, it is believed that opposite-sex twins were lovers in the past life who were prevented from being together. Being born together as twins means their prayers were delivered by God.
Parents must marry their twins for blessing to send a message to God that they’re well and in love; otherwise the cultural belief is that the children might die very young, News Connect reported.
Petai and Pailin also had this cute wedding photoshoot which went viral on Twitter.

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(She looks like the biggest bitch of a twin sister/wife if I’ve ever seen one.)

Hey Petai, congrats on being having the worst cards dealt ever! I mean I hope for the kids sake there’s a divorce clause attached to this bullshit marriage. Kinda like once you turn 13 you divorce and hopefully your 3 year old baby ass made her sign a prenup. What kind of whack ass cultural superstition is this? They were lovers in the past? Listen, I want to fuck Shakira really realllyyy bad. If by chance we were actually lovers and died together the last thing I want is for Shakira to become my sister. That’s the exact opposite thing I want from god. The parents should at least let him be old enough to make a rational choice. If I’m 16 and told I had to marry my sister or there was some phoney baloney possibility of death, I’m a million percent chance id chose death every time. And if anyone chooses other wise, your insane and probably a sister fucker. Seriously its as if Thailand has never seen a birth defect ever in their life. And honestly it is worse for one kid and its the guy. Imagine being a kid and being forced to give up $3 MILLION TBH just because your mom said so. And what the fuck doesn’t that money just go back to the parents? Biggest screw job in hte planet. Petai is now going to be poor, labeled a sister fucker, will probably have weird looking kids, a twin weirdo, and will probably end up in a failed marriage that cripples his confidence for ever. The worse.

P.s- $83 thou aint no joke for a 3 year old. Handing that over to your bitch sister that probably wont fuck you and hopefully you don’t actually want to fuck is absurd on every level.

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