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Not Really Politics, But Kinda: Ted Cruz Looks Like The Zodiac Killer

He may be in the midst of a bruising presidential election campaign.  But Ted Cruz has now found himself the butt of the jokes on social media, with commentators remarking on his uncanny resemblance to the Zodiac Killer.  Following the debate in Houston last night, people on Twitter joked about how Cruz was in fact the serial killer and a confession was now his only way to defeat Donald Trump.  Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3465422/Ted-Cruz-Zodiac-Killer-Senator-finds-butt-jokes-uncanny-resemblance-California-serial-killer.html#ixzz41HbXp8YM  Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook Public Policy Polling cheekily included the question at the end of their Florida polls and found that 10 per cent of people thought Cruz was the Zodiac Killer, with 28 per cent saying they were 'unsure'. Jim Williams, who put the question on the poll, said: 'People are pretty serious about politics so we like to throw some curve balls to keep things light.'  The 'Is Ted Cruz actually the Zodiac Killer' meme began when an activist used it on T-shirts to support abortion clinics threatened with closure in Texas, where the senator has slashed public funding and supported measures to limit women's access to birth control through their employers or churches.  Cruz, along with rival candidate Marco Rubio, enjoyed a successful night in Houston. Together, they teamed up on the front-runner and unleashed a barrage of attacks on the billionaire.  Cruz challenged Trump's claim that he is the only candidate who will tackle illegal immigration head on.  Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3465422/Ted-Cruz-Zodiac-Killer-Senator-finds-butt-jokes-uncanny-resemblance-California-serial-killer.html#ixzz41HbhKZdE  Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Daily Mail- He may be in the midst of a bruising presidential election campaign.
But Ted Cruz has now found himself the butt of the jokes on social media, with commentators remarking on his uncanny resemblance to the Zodiac Killer.
Following the debate in Houston last night, people on Twitter joked about how Cruz was in fact the serial killer and a confession was now his only way to defeat Donald Trump.
Public Policy Polling cheekily included the question at the end of their Florida polls and found that 10 per cent of people thought Cruz was the Zodiac Killer, with 28 per cent saying they were ‘unsure’.
Jim Williams, who put the question on the poll, said: ‘People are pretty serious about politics so we like to throw some curve balls to keep things light.’
The ‘Is Ted Cruz actually the Zodiac Killer’ meme began when an activist used it on T-shirts to support abortion clinics threatened with closure in Texas, where the senator has slashed public funding and supported measures to limit women’s access to birth control through their employers or churches.
Cruz, along with rival candidate Marco Rubio, enjoyed a successful night in Houston.
Together, they teamed up on the front-runner and unleashed a barrage of attacks on the billionaire.
Cruz challenged Trump’s claim that he is the only candidate who will tackle illegal immigration head on.
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Well that’s politics in 2016 for ya. One second you’re trying to push your republican platform and foreign policies to win the heart of the republican party and next thing you know you’re being compared to an unidentified notorious California murderer from the late 60s. Now am I keeping up with the political race going on? Absolutely not. If I just woke up and you peppered me with political questions about who’s gonna be the next president Id probably say Obama. All of this goes right over my head. But what I do know is that Ted Cruz is taking a beating, not because 100% of America disagrees with his idea on politics, but because the internet is a relentless force that continues to deliver punches to Cruz. I mean first off we had his room mate bashing the shit out of him calling him an asshole in college, and now the people have taking it into their own hands comparing him to the likes of Grandpa Munster and Kevin Malone from the Office. tumblr_o11jlth1Mu1qbn1vmo1_1280Screen-Shot-2015-05-06-at-11.06.00-AM-2

Put a bald cap and gain 40 lbs and him and Kevin Malone are like blood brothers. I don’t even think he looks like the Zodiac Killer, but that might be the best result so far between the three. I mean would you rather people think you look like an old vampire on a CBS comedy sitcom or a character that is pretty much an over weight functioning retard? The answer is definitely  a notorious murderer that no one has ever seen.  I would rather jokes about me murdering 37 people than running over a turtle and trying to glue it back together.

P.s- You know what famous police sketch has always stuck out in my mind? Biggie’s murder suspect. Something about the bow tie and facial hair have always been burned into the back of my skull. Can’t wait till we get a black candidate that looks like him.

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2 Non-Trump Supporters Get Kicked Out And Publicly Embarrassed At Trump Rally.

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Published on Jan 6, 2016

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Trump supporters destroy signs saying “America Is Already Great” and “God Bless President Obama”.

The incident happened Monday night, January 4, at the rally in Lowell, MA. The two gentlemen in the video were holding signs while sitting in their seats—not blocking views or otherwise antagonizing the crowd—they were causing no disruption. They quickly found themselves overwhelmed by the crowd, and kicked out because, according to one police officer: “[The crowd] wants you gone.”

Absolutely destroyed by mob mentality for these two dudes. Look I’m not a Trump supporter because what limited intellect I have knows that he’s not the guy to run a god damn country. But if you’re going to go to a Trump rally, you gotta come more prepared than just with your friend with a cardboard sign written with a sharpie probably 5 minutes during his speech. Maybe bring a megaphone or do the sign with red white and blue, I don’t know, but that was the worst sign to have in enemy territory next to those D- “Fence” signs at football games. Your pal was holding a sign about Obama even though he can’t run for next term. Its pointless. You gotta come prepared to stand for what ever the fuck you believe in or else you end up getting publicly disemboweled like you did. Once the one dude up top called you out, it was over for you. The mob started brewing and then you get your sign torn to bits and you’re basically dead at that point with a thousand people with flaming pitchforks trying to burn you to the ground. What was the final move that killed these two though? Right at the 58 second mark when the prick who ripped their pathetic sign and said they look like Hilary. Done. That wasn’t a security guard escorting you off the premises. It was the pallbearer about to lay you to rest, because when a guy is called a 68 year old women who dresses in a rainbow variety of pant suits, you die inside.