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Man Gets His Penis Burnt Because He Might Have Cheated On His Wife

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A woman burnt her boyfriend’s penis with her hair straighteners… and he let her do it. Why? Because Bronwyn Parker, 22, and her boyfriend reportedly made a pact that if he was ever unfaithful to her she could seek justice in this horrific way. The unnamed victim apparently broke this pact, leading to him receiving the injuries, which could take two years to heal. Parker, from Mount Barker, South Australia told police she had only placed his penis in the heated straighteners for a few seconds, thinking it would leave him with something similar to a sunburn. ‘To start off with, it looked brown around the outside and it didn’t look too bad,’ she said. ‘It just looked as if you had cooked a piece of meat.’ Judge Paul Muscat called the crime ‘unusual’, but failed to see the funny side when he told Parker the man will be ‘scarred for life’ and that his penis might not even function properly any more. He also told her in the court: ‘You regularly abused him, including physically, if you suspected, or, if he admitted to being unfaithful to you.’ After the victim spent the night with his ex-girlfriend he reportedly returned to Parker, who told him she would only ‘tap’ his penis with the straighteners. Judge Muscat continued: ‘You took his penis in your hand and then, with the other, you placed the straighteners on either side of the shaft of his penis before squeezing them momentarily.’ The man reportedly did not seek immediate treatment to his ‘swollen and blistering’ penis due to his embarrassment. Parker pleaded guilty to recklessly causing serious harm and was given a suspended nine month jail sentence.

Metro- A woman burnt her boyfriend’s penis with her hair straighteners… and he let her do it.
Why?
Because Bronwyn Parker, 22, and her boyfriend reportedly made a pact that if he was ever unfaithful to her she could seek justice in this horrific way.
The unnamed victim apparently broke this pact, leading to him receiving the injuries, which could take two years to heal.
Parker, from Mount Barker, South Australia told police she had only placed his penis in the heated straighteners for a few seconds, thinking it would leave him with something similar to a sunburn.
‘To start off with, it looked brown around the outside and it didn’t look too bad,’ she said.
‘It just looked as if you had cooked a piece of meat.’
Judge Paul Muscat called the crime ‘unusual’, but failed to see the funny side when he told Parker the man will be ‘scarred for life’ and that his penis might not even function properly any more.
He also told her in the court: ‘You regularly abused him, including physically, if you suspected, or, if he admitted to being unfaithful to you.’
After the victim spent the night with his ex-girlfriend he reportedly returned to Parker, who told him she would only ‘tap’ his penis with the straighteners.
Judge Muscat continued: ‘You took his penis in your hand and then, with the other, you placed the straighteners on either side of the shaft of his penis before squeezing them momentarily.’
The man reportedly did not seek immediate treatment to his ‘swollen and blistering’ penis due to his embarrassment.
Parker pleaded guilty to recklessly causing serious harm and was given a suspended nine month jail sentence.

Listen, you absolutely can not make that deal. One, because this obviously means your girl is a psycho bitch who’s out for blood if you cross the line in any way shape or form. Next thing you know if you even speak to a woman other than her she probably has a little shiv waiting for you at home to give you a quick poke. Any person that says they want to maim and disfigure you is bonkers. You can’t get into a relationship with that. Maybe a hook up where you can get yours and flee to safety but this aint the case here. Second, because now you have a burnt dick. I don’t want to be on any one side but i kinda want to blame the guy a little bit here. Like hey man, if you agree to getting your dick singed from a god damn hair straightener if you cheat, you’re just as crazy as the woman if you still dare cross that line. You can’t treat your dick that haphazardly and not get any of the blame. So yea it sucks you have a swollen and blistering disfigured cock now, but you agreed to it.  Kinda seems like these two are craziest enough to be with each other. Its a dysfunctional relationship but they seem right for each other.

P.s- If they plan on getting back together, which i assume they will because they’re both some kinds of crazy, well then sucks for her because she has to fuck a burnt dick now, shoulda thought it through a little bit mroe.

Apparently Selena Gomez Walked Out On Biebers Performance Cause She Just Couldn’t Take It.

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Selena Gomez, 23, has Bieber fever! HollywoodLife.com spoke to an insider close to the singer who tells us that Selena definitely saw Justin Bieber‘s performance of “Where Are You Now” and “What Do You Mean” even though she wasn’t in the crowd and we can even tell you exactly what she thought about him breaking down into tears at the end! An insider tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively: “She knew going into the night that Justin was both excited and nervous. She’s happy for him and knows he’s relieved that he pulled it off and was true to himself.” This was a huge night for Justin, 21, because it was his first TV performance since he took his hiatus and he had just dropped his new single. We think he totally killed it and we love how Selena actually left the audience as a favor to her ex.

Selena Gomez, 23, has Bieber fever! HollywoodLife.com spoke to an insider close to the singer who tells us that Selena definitely saw Justin Bieber‘s performance of “Where Are You Now” and “What Do You Mean” even though she wasn’t in the crowd and we can even tell you exactly what she thought about him breaking down into tears at the end!
An insider tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively: “She knew going into the night that Justin was both excited and nervous. She’s happy for him and knows he’s relieved that he pulled it off and was true to himself.” This was a huge night for Justin, 21, because it was his first TV performance since he took his hiatus and he had just dropped his new single. We think he totally killed it and we love how Selena actually left the audience as a favor to her ex.

By far one of the most entertaining story lines that exist in Hollywood is Selena Gomez and her god damn emotional vagina every time she’s at an award show that Biebers at. I don’t like care about what ever the fuck the Biebs does on his own time. Kids a fucking annoyingly rich pop star with chicks gripping for dear life at his balls. And here’s Selena just grasping for Hollywood fame fake friending Taylor swift just so the cameras not only on her to see how she’ll melt down at the Bieber performance. Its really sad but i love it. To think that she’s so god damn bananas for him she can’t see him on stage singing a song she thinks is about her. When ever the next music award show comes around, keep your eyes peeled looking for Selena when biebers on stage because her face is gonna be that of love/hate/desire/yearning/embarrassment because shes flooding a public place from her orgasm just looking at biebs.

 

VMA side note- Demi lovato. Whats up with that? I hardly know a thing about her but her outfit during the VMA performance reminded me of Sindel from Mortal Kombat and then it got weird in my brain sexually.

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