Well you know what they say. Remakes never hold up to the original. Well you know what? this version wasn’t that bad. Tied up the story line in a neatly packaged 6 minutes 21 seconds long video. Filled with tons of action that we’re use to getting from the Jurassic franchise. I mean did you see that T-Rex smash through the sign? Or how about when that T-Rex careened through the roof of that building at the end? They had the classic scene where the T rex first breaks out of containment with the 2 cars. Perfection. Had the appropriate amount of toys actors and everything. I mean they explained the whole amber mosquito DNA, that was some intricate script writing/ adaptation. The only thing they got wrong is the toy actor who played Newman.

Uh was the casting director asleep when they casted this guy? That toy is like some badass fighter toy or something. You were suppose to cast someone that looked like this……F- on casting that guy. Aside from that i give the movie remake a solid 7 rating on IMDB. Its Small Soldiers meets Jurassic Park(obviously).

Can hardly see the little guy. For all i know a million other bunnies died in that shit but this little rabbit fucking looked at that avalanched and laughed right in its face. What’s your natural instincts when you’re in an avalanche situation? Kill yourself? fall short trying to escape the avalanche and die? Maybe if you’re lucky survive by snow boarding as fast as you can? Well this bunny saw the avalanche and thought it would be a fun ass idea to try to leap across that shit and survive.  Kudos to you little guy but don’t press your luck. Nature’s a mother fucker and one day you avalanche frogger type antics are gonna catch up to you.

(CNN)Rejoice, “Degrassi” fans! Class is back in session.
TeenNick announced Thursday that it had pulled the plug on “Degrassi: The Next Generation” after 14 seasons, and fans mourned that this season would be its last.
But quicker than you can say “hall pass,” Neflix has swooped in to save the show.
EW reports that both the streaming giant and Canada’s Family Channel will air 20 new episodes of “Degrassi” in early 2016. Netflix tweeted to fans to “meet the next class.”

I was kinda nervous putting this out there. I’ve watched a variety of shows in my life time. Friends? Yea i’ve seen it. Gossip Girl? crushed it in like a week. But those are all american shows. Degrassi on the other hand is like the Canadian Friends meets Saved by the bell meets Friday Night Lights when we’re talking about the shows clout. By far one of the strangest things i’ve admitted to watching just because Canadian life seems weird. Its something you can’t really put you’re finger on. You think they’re more of a pussy, but then they’re doing school shootings. One scene is what looks like a bunch of little kids and then next thing you know drakes trying to have sex with a broken dick. Just a bizarre time in my life where i would binge watch the show like its no body’s business. And from what i’ve seen other people like it too so with that being said, i can’t wait till it hits Netflix. I need the old ones though, not the new ones. I need to ease into that with my old pals Spinner and Wheel Chair Jimmy. But most of all i need the old ones because theres a plethora of girls on that show i wanted to bang when i watched the show in high school- which brings me to the definitive list of chicks i remember from Degrassi that i would totally bang.

Darcy Edwards: Probably the easiest out of the bunch. Just a whole bunch of crazy leaking out of this girl. One day she’s captain of cheerleading, the next she’s going to Africa as some bible camp chick. She’s the stuck up proper girl, but ends up getting raped and went on a downward spiral with chlamydia and trying to fuck teachers. Love it. I mean look at that picture. Screams “i want to do anal only so i can claim you raped me afterwards.”

Alex Nunez: Ahhhh yes, your typical Canadian bad girl. Classic rival of the Degrassi sweetheart Emma Nelson. Now to be clear, i want to bang the early to mid season Alex Nunez. After that she gained “morals” and I’m pretty sure became a lesbian so that really does me no good. I need the bad girl, “I’m gonna ditch Canadian high school to go strip at a Canadian strip club” Alex Nunez.

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 Degrassi Threesome: Anya MacPherson + Jane Vaughn: Might be the one thing I don’t remember seeing in Degrassi and thats a threesome. Well this would be the perfect system for it. They’re both pretty regular Canadian nice girls. But Anya was abused by Holly J. and had a stint where she did coke. Classic nerdy look but probably a freak in the sheets. And then Jane, lets get the past out of the way so we could over look things, her dad was a pedophile and touched her. Probably the reason for her trying to be edgy look but i can dig it. The two of them together make such a great juxtaposition that works since they’re friends and shit. Plus Jane had big titties, and thats not just me saying it, Anya’s nickname for her was cleavage. Need to be in the middle of that Lakehurst sandwich.

Mia Jones: Knocked up by Jane’s Older brother, but I’m willing to look aside all of that because a.) she became a model in the show. b.) probably the hottest milf in Canada c.) Nina Dobrev is super hot and probably the most well known outside of Canada besides drake.

Emma Nelson: The show pretty much revolved around her i think. Typical white girl problems with anorexia and shit. Blonde and not ugly. Classic i want to be in a relationship and have a bunch of relationship problems type girl. The one thing that gets her off the most is telling her you’re a bad influence. Turns into an absolute puddle when she hears those words. “Im bad for you”= OCEAN.

Manny Santos: ahhh Manuella Santos. Classic hot best friend. Only Latina chick i remember seeing on that show and thats just my thing. Has as many problems as the others but normal enough to actually make her datable. Not that that matters or anything in this fantasy banging scenario. But i always had a thing for her. Never tries to steal the show except for when she totally stole the show in my mind. Love her. Team Manny Santos all day everyday.

Update- Manny Santos is suppose to be asian-ish i guess? thats when you know theyre the best at what they do is when they’re asian but look a little mexican. Dont believe me? just check out Manny Pacquiao

Pizza Hut thinks it can do more than just bring food to your front door. It wants to deliver your entertainment for the evening, too. At least, that’s the case in Hong Kong, where the pizza chain is delivering some pizzas in specially-designed boxes that convert into pseudo movie projectors.
Designed by Ogilvy Hong Kong, the advertising stunt uses boxes with a perforated, pop-out hole in the side of the box. A very unique pizza table (also called a pizza protector) then serves as the projector’s lens. Slip the plastic lens into the hole, and then use the pizza table’s legs to prop up your smartphone inside the box. The contraption then blows up your phone’s display onto any nearby wall.
Even better, there are four different boxes, each of which comes with a separate movie download via a QR code. They’re called Slice Night (for horror fans), Anchovy Armageddon (for science-fiction), Hot & Ready (for romance), and Fully Loaded (for an action flick). The box itself is fittingly called the “Blockbuster Box.”
Of course, you’ll need a very dark room to be able to make out anything from the “projector,” and even then, the quality will still be pretty piss-poor. That’s not to mention the fact that you’ll probably get your phone all greasy by sticking it in that pizza box, and that you’ll have to try to make out whatever muffled audio makes it through the walls of the pizza box. We’re not letting that stop us from trying it out though — we just need to find a way to get to Hong Kong first.

I want to try hard to applaud Pizza Hut here. Really I do. In the year 2015 you gotta reinvent yourself and keep up with the times if you want to be the number 1 pizza franchise on the block. But no one on earth wants to leave their precious iphone in a greasy pizza box just so you can stream some shitty movie called Slice Night or Anchovy Armageddon. And Thats where the novelty ends. Three movies that are probably no more than 10 minutes long with nothing more than a 3.5 rating on imdb. Like i said, its 2015. We got interstellar shit going on in theaters. Give me fucking Interstellar with my pizza and then maybe we have something. But then theres still the fact that its on a shitty projector screen. I mean you see this shit?

I spent like a grand on my TV so i can watch shit in HD. Want it to be so crystal clear i think im in space. You can’t even see shit from this projector. Blurry ass pizza projectors aint gonna cut it. But who knows. Im sitting here blogging about it when in the end they probably will make millions just from the novelty of things. Guess i gotta see how they idea plays out. If you were to tell people years ago you’re gonna make millions by inviting strangers into your ride and driving them around like a taxi person i woulda called you insane too but that seems to pan out, Maybe this will too.

P.s- I would only use this to possibly project porn on my walls. I live alone, no one to judge me.

DAVIE, Fla. (AP) — Word on the street is Miami Dolphins reserve defensive tackle A.J. Francis has good acceleration, an excellent motor and a high ceiling in his 2014 Dodge Charger.
He’s an Uber driver.
Francis is under contract to earn $510,000 this year in his third NFL season, but paychecks don’t start coming until July, and it’s uncertain he’ll make the team. He wanted some extra spending money, so in April he became a driver for hire with Uber, making $40 to $50 an hour.
“I’m not putting all my eggs in one basket,” Francis said following the Dolphins’ offseason practice Monday. “Where I’m from, when you have a job, where are you when that job is over?”
Team officials have voiced no objection regarding Francis’ moonlighting.
“Yeah, I was kidding him about Uber or Yuber or whatever you call it,” defensive coordinator Kevin Coyle said. “It’s a little outside the box, but so is he.”
The outgoing Francis said the job suits him because he enjoys meeting people. He hopes to pursue a broadcasting career after football, so he polishes his interviewing skills by videotaping conversations with passengers, and posts them on YouTube.
“He’s a talker,” said his wife, Tatiana, who married Francis in March. “He’ll talk your ear off about anything.”
Francis recently finished his third semester studying for a master’s degree in international security and economic policy, and he sounds like an economist talking about Uber’s impact on the market.
“Everywhere Uber is, it thrives,” he said. “The resistance comes from taxi drivers who don’t want to get beat out, because they know they can’t compete. Which is funny to me, because in no other aspect of American culture are you allowed to stifle capitalism.”
Because of his studies and the Dolphins’ offseason training schedule, the flexibility Uber offered was appealing to Francis. He tries to work at least three days a week, in shifts of four to five hours. He said he’ll stop driving for pay once training camp starts.
NFL veterans who worked in the offseason were common a few decades ago, but in an era when even bottom-of-the-roster players make half a million dollars a year, Francis is a throwback.
No Uber rider has recognized the 6-foot-5, 330-pound Francis as a professional football player, which doesn’t surprise him. He was undrafted out of the University of Maryland, has spent much of his pro career on practice squads and has yet to play in an NFL game.
“People just think I’m some big dude in a nice car,” he said. “I tell them at the end of the interview who I am, and the shock on their face is really funny.”
Tatiana said friends and family are also surprised when they learned of her husband’s offseason job.
“I admire him for it,” she said. “You always have to have a hustle, you know? Football is something that doesn’t last forever.”
Tatiana said Francis is a good driver, and he agreed, saying he has never been ticketed.
“Just like I’m a world-class athlete, I’m a world-class driver,” he said with a grin. “If I wasn’t 330, Tony Stewart should watch out.”
Uber jobs have taken Francis from Boca Raton to South Beach, and he has waited in vain for the chance to drive someone to another state. He would love more time to chat up a passenger.
He has given lifts to a couple of his teammates, and has been teased by most of them. Pro Bowl defensive end Cameron Wake said he has yet to hire Francis as a driver.
“I have a car, so I probably wouldn’t,” Wake said. “But I can’t knock anybody’s hustle. He’s an interesting guy.”
Coach Joe Philbin said he would recommend Francis to anyone in need of a ride.
“Definitely,” Philbin said with a smile. “But I would suggest that they bring some earplugs along.”

Well shit i can’t knock that hustle. Uber’s one of the hottest jobs on the street right now. its like 1.) Google employee 2.) Uber Driver 3.) Anything else. Shits kind of backwards. Either be a nerd or a taxi cab driver. Whatever, it is what it is. Ubers the hottest job on the streets and AJ Francis wants a part of that Uber money. Every one knows the stories about athletes pretty much become bums when they’re done because they spend more than they make. Shit theres a handful of them at subways making sandwiches as we speak probably. Well AJ Francis definitely doesnt want to become another cautionary tale. Not to mention he’s making bank. $40 to $50 dollars an hour to drive around and bump tunes when you’re not in the gym lifting? Not a bad gig. Shit when he starts getting that NFL money chicks will probably be all over him offering to fuck in the back and still pay the Uber service charge. Don’t think the losers at Google get that kind of service.

A man has allegedly demolished a house full of people with a stolen bulldozer.
Police arrested the man who reportedly took the vehicle to chase another man down the street, before ploughing it into the house in Lake Macquarie, east Australia.
He is expected to be charged with attempted murder along with 10 other charges.
Amazingly the woman and her two daughters who were in the house at the time escaped unharmed.
Somehow a neighbour anticipated this bizarre incident and managed to usher the woman and her children to safety before their house was turned into a building site.

Love it. I almost expected something like this to happen in america. I mean we always have the classic drive a car through the front door scenario probably cause the lady kicked you out of the house or something and you’re mad. This is exactly that except for one difference. This is a whole new level of i don’t give a fuck. Stealing a bulldozer. How does that even happen? Some guy parked a bulldozer a couple houses down with the keys inside? This guy definitely didn’t have time to think about his actions. One second its “I cant believe she’s acting like such a bitch” next its eyeing keys in the ignition. All of a sudden your in handcuffs and the scene behind you looks like a disaster scenario with a family and kids crying cause their home just got fucking smashed to bits and cops dragging your ass away in a car but you absolutely don’t give a fuck.

Enjoying beer and white sausages surrounded by men in lederhosen, Barack Obama looked perfectly at home as he tucked into a Bavarian breakfast over the weekend.
But now the mayor of the picturesque Alpine village of Kruen has revealed that the U.S. president’s order was somewhat less traditional than it looked – including a non-alcoholic wheat beer.
Eyebrows were raised when, having just stepped off of a night flight from the U.S., Obama was photographed at 11am enjoying half a litre of weissbier – the customary accompaniment to the local hearty breakfast of pretzels and minced veal and bacon sausages.
His claim to authenticity took something of a pounding a few hours later, however, when local mayor Thomas Schwarzenberger told reporters that the beer Obama and those accompanying him were served actually contained no alcohol.

Not a good look, Obama. I want to stand behind my president but this move is so unamerican. Im sure Big O can handle a drink or two. So what if you have some summit meeting later in the day? Walking in a bit tipsy in a country synonymous with beer is understandable. Getting caught drinking an O’Duels is unacceptable. Makes you look like a pussy and thats the last thing you need when your at some power conference about running a country and handling wars and shit.

It’s never a good idea to be caught drinking on the job, and that’s exactly what happened when a man was caught at work with this beer can – receiving a deserved telling off from his boss.
But the thing is, it’s not a beer can, it’s something entirely more inappropriate.
It’s a fully functioning fleshlight, ready to be used if you’re overcome by the throes of passion in the middle of the working day.
Thankfully, the employee’s boss didn’t open the can, and instead filled out a ‘disciplinary action form’, in which he outlined his worker’s apparent indiscretion.
‘Co-worker found full can of beer under row desk. This is a violation of employee handbook’, he wrote.
Right. If only he knew the half of it.
The somewhat disturbing image was posted on Reddit, and received an understandably mixed response.
‘Welp, I’ve seen it all’, one user wrote.
But another questioned whether he had actually broken any work regulations with the flashlight.
‘Should have just showed it was a fleshlight that probably isn’t in the employee handbook..yet’, one Imgur user pointed out.
We’re appalled and amazed in equal fleshy measure.

You know whats a great feeling? Getting out of a situation that coulda been way worse or embarrassing. Narrowly escaping that scenario. When i was 13 traveling from New York to Florida i remember getting a check mark with a red pen instead of a green one like my cousins and from there i knew something was gonna happen. Ends up i was randomly selected for a bag search. Guy went through my backpack and it was folded in a way so that on the top he saw my jacket and playstation games but if he emptied it out and looked past the video games what he woulda found was 7 stacks of boot leg pornos I bought from some place outside of chinatown on Canal Street named “2 G’s”. The sigh of relief knowing things coulda gotten so much worse is amazing. Well it couldn’t get much worse for this guy. I mean an unopened can of beer. You wanna write me up for that, fine. I bet people in the office secretly sneak in a flask anyways. Getting caught and written up at work for having a jizz filled sex toy is much much worse.

Ever since the world cup my buddy’s been trying to find a hot girl in the stands. It all started with this chick

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She’s hot and all and eventually the internet did its thang and we were able to find her on instagram. https://instagram.com/natibetancurh4/

Well anyways. Anytime we watch a sporting event he goes on and on about how some girls about to blow up on the internet. Game 1 of the NBA finals he saw a girl in a blue hat and said she was gonna blow up. Did it happen? absolutely not. The camera showed her as a small speck on the screen and couldn’t see her for shit the whole game so why would she become internet faous. Game 2 comes around and im almost pretty sure it was the same girl and for once we actually get a close up. Is the internet buzzing about her yet? Nope. of course not. My buddy’s an idiot and has no idea what he’s talking about. But once i saw her, i will say i was pretty shocked. When you hear Golden State you forget its Oakland California. Place in the Bay Area all those rappers talk about. But boy did she show it. Pretty hot latin chick tatted up in some houndstooth skirt ready to fuck and a baseball hat. Hood fabulous. Im digging it. Need a bad girl in my life.

NEW YORK (AP) — A New York man who sought help from a fortuneteller to fix a romantic relationship says she scammed him out of more than $700,000.
Now the allegations have the Manhattan psychic, Priscilla Delmaro, and another person facing charges of grand larceny.
The 32-year-old Brooklyn man told police he consulted Delmaro in August 2013 who told him that evil spirits were keeping him from a woman he claimed to love and wanted to be with who did not share his same affections, The New York Times reported (http://nyti.ms/1dU288a ).
In a statement he and a private investigator presented to detectives last month, the man said that the 26-year-old psychic told him that he and the woman, Michelle, were “twin flames” being kept apart by negativity. Delmaro told him spirits talked to her, so he made multiple payments to her over 20 months, he told investigators.
According to the man, those payments included $80,000 for an 80-mile bridge she said would trap evil spirits into another realm, a $30,000 Rolex she claimed would cleanse the sins of his past and $40,064 for a Tiffany diamond ring to “protect his energy,” along with other payments totaling as much as $40,000.
The man— who has not been identified in court documents —told police he had spent hundreds of thousands of dollars before finding out in February 2014 that Michelle had died. But, the man wrote, Delmaro said she could be reincarnated.
More payments and a trip to seek out the “new” Michelle followed before the man said he decided to go to police. By then, he said he was out $713,975.
Delmaro and 27-year-old Bobby Evans were arrested on May 26. Their lawyer, Jeffrey Cylkowski, denied the man’s allegations.
Delmaro and Evans remain jailed.

Hey dumb fuck! This shit ain’t real you idiot! You just spend over 700 Thousand dollars on girl you never met. You’re twin flame? poof. gone. I don’t know how this could happen in the year 2015. I didn’t even think fortune tellers even since Miss Cleo left the game. Now i don’t exactly think this fortune teller lady should get off scot free here. I mean asking for 700k worth of things is crazy. 80 thousand for some bridge? how does that fucking work? 30,000 dollar rolex to cleanse his sins? Ridiculous. 40 G on a tiffany ring to protect his energy? I woulda just doubled down and got another rolex and floss that shit in a night club, probably find something close to love easier that way. But if a guy in Manhattan falls for this shit he deserves everything he gets. Id make sure those court documents don’t release his name cause if i were a chick and i found out some moron spent 700k on love, you know he’s crazy. He’s missing some fuse in his brain that should give him logic. And in New York none the less. I don’t know how he hasn’t been scammed to the point where he’s broke and homeless yet.