It’s never a good idea to be caught drinking on the job, and that’s exactly what happened when a man was caught at work with this beer can – receiving a deserved telling off from his boss.
But the thing is, it’s not a beer can, it’s something entirely more inappropriate.
It’s a fully functioning fleshlight, ready to be used if you’re overcome by the throes of passion in the middle of the working day.
Thankfully, the employee’s boss didn’t open the can, and instead filled out a ‘disciplinary action form’, in which he outlined his worker’s apparent indiscretion.
‘Co-worker found full can of beer under row desk. This is a violation of employee handbook’, he wrote.
Right. If only he knew the half of it.
The somewhat disturbing image was posted on Reddit, and received an understandably mixed response.
‘Welp, I’ve seen it all’, one user wrote.
But another questioned whether he had actually broken any work regulations with the flashlight.
‘Should have just showed it was a fleshlight that probably isn’t in the employee handbook..yet’, one Imgur user pointed out.
We’re appalled and amazed in equal fleshy measure.