It’s never a good idea to be caught drinking on the job, and that’s exactly what happened when a man was caught at work with this beer can – receiving a deserved telling off from his boss.
But the thing is, it’s not a beer can, it’s something entirely more inappropriate.
It’s a fully functioning fleshlight, ready to be used if you’re overcome by the throes of passion in the middle of the working day.
Thankfully, the employee’s boss didn’t open the can, and instead filled out a ‘disciplinary action form’, in which he outlined his worker’s apparent indiscretion.
‘Co-worker found full can of beer under row desk. This is a violation of employee handbook’, he wrote.
Right. If only he knew the half of it.
The somewhat disturbing image was posted on Reddit, and received an understandably mixed response.
‘Welp, I’ve seen it all’, one user wrote.
But another questioned whether he had actually broken any work regulations with the flashlight.
‘Should have just showed it was a fleshlight that probably isn’t in the employee handbook..yet’, one Imgur user pointed out.
We’re appalled and amazed in equal fleshy measure.
You know whats a great feeling? Getting out of a situation that coulda been way worse or embarrassing. Narrowly escaping that scenario. When i was 13 traveling from New York to Florida i remember getting a check mark with a red pen instead of a green one like my cousins and from there i knew something was gonna happen. Ends up i was randomly selected for a bag search. Guy went through my backpack and it was folded in a way so that on the top he saw my jacket and playstation games but if he emptied it out and looked past the video games what he woulda found was 7 stacks of boot leg pornos I bought from some place outside of chinatown on Canal Street named “2 G’s”. The sigh of relief knowing things coulda gotten so much worse is amazing. Well it couldn’t get much worse for this guy. I mean an unopened can of beer. You wanna write me up for that, fine. I bet people in the office secretly sneak in a flask anyways. Getting caught and written up at work for having a jizz filled sex toy is much much worse.