I was kinda nervous putting this out there. I’ve watched a variety of shows in my life time. Friends? Yea i’ve seen it. Gossip Girl? crushed it in like a week. But those are all american shows. Degrassi on the other hand is like the Canadian Friends meets Saved by the bell meets Friday Night Lights when we’re talking about the shows clout. By far one of the strangest things i’ve admitted to watching just because Canadian life seems weird. Its something you can’t really put you’re finger on. You think they’re more of a pussy, but then they’re doing school shootings. One scene is what looks like a bunch of little kids and then next thing you know drakes trying to have sex with a broken dick. Just a bizarre time in my life where i would binge watch the show like its no body’s business. And from what i’ve seen other people like it too so with that being said, i can’t wait till it hits Netflix. I need the old ones though, not the new ones. I need to ease into that with my old pals Spinner and Wheel Chair Jimmy. But most of all i need the old ones because theres a plethora of girls on that show i wanted to bang when i watched the show in high school- which brings me to the definitive list of chicks i remember from Degrassi that i would totally bang.
Darcy Edwards: Probably the easiest out of the bunch. Just a whole bunch of crazy leaking out of this girl. One day she’s captain of cheerleading, the next she’s going to Africa as some bible camp chick. She’s the stuck up proper girl, but ends up getting raped and went on a downward spiral with chlamydia and trying to fuck teachers. Love it. I mean look at that picture. Screams “i want to do anal only so i can claim you raped me afterwards.”
Alex Nunez: Ahhhh yes, your typical Canadian bad girl. Classic rival of the Degrassi sweetheart Emma Nelson. Now to be clear, i want to bang the early to mid season Alex Nunez. After that she gained “morals” and I’m pretty sure became a lesbian so that really does me no good. I need the bad girl, “I’m gonna ditch Canadian high school to go strip at a Canadian strip club” Alex Nunez.
Degrassi Threesome: Anya MacPherson + Jane Vaughn: Might be the one thing I don’t remember seeing in Degrassi and thats a threesome. Well this would be the perfect system for it. They’re both pretty regular Canadian nice girls. But Anya was abused by Holly J. and had a stint where she did coke. Classic nerdy look but probably a freak in the sheets. And then Jane, lets get the past out of the way so we could over look things, her dad was a pedophile and touched her. Probably the reason for her trying to be edgy look but i can dig it. The two of them together make such a great juxtaposition that works since they’re friends and shit. Plus Jane had big titties, and thats not just me saying it, Anya’s nickname for her was cleavage. Need to be in the middle of that Lakehurst sandwich.
Mia Jones: Knocked up by Jane’s Older brother, but I’m willing to look aside all of that because a.) she became a model in the show. b.) probably the hottest milf in Canada c.) Nina Dobrev is super hot and probably the most well known outside of Canada besides drake.
Emma Nelson: The show pretty much revolved around her i think. Typical white girl problems with anorexia and shit. Blonde and not ugly. Classic i want to be in a relationship and have a bunch of relationship problems type girl. The one thing that gets her off the most is telling her you’re a bad influence. Turns into an absolute puddle when she hears those words. “Im bad for you”= OCEAN.
Manny Santos: ahhh Manuella Santos. Classic hot best friend. Only Latina chick i remember seeing on that show and thats just my thing. Has as many problems as the others but normal enough to actually make her datable. Not that that matters or anything in this fantasy banging scenario. But i always had a thing for her. Never tries to steal the show except for when she totally stole the show in my mind. Love her. Team Manny Santos all day everyday.
Update- Manny Santos is suppose to be asian-ish i guess? thats when you know theyre the best at what they do is when they’re asian but look a little mexican. Dont believe me? just check out Manny Pacquiao