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Husband Asked For A Good Night Kiss, Gets His Head Beaten In By An Alarm Clock

A wife smashed an alarm clock over her husband’s head after he asked for a goodnight kiss. Kathryne Borthwick, 26 – who met husband Monty, 59, online – flew into a rage after a drinking spree. A judge heard Mr Borthwick took off his shirt in the bedroom and demanded: “What about my goodnight kiss?” Prosecuting lawyer Tim Dracass said: “She picked up an alarm clock and started to hit him with it. "The clock broke. "Mrs Borthwick then grabbed her husband’s mobile and began hitting his head.” The court heard Mr Borthwick begged “Please, please” as blood ran down his head and his furious wife swore and threw his CDs around their Portsmouth home. An ambulance was called at 9.45pm and Mr Borthwick was left with two cuts to his head after the attack on April 18. Mrs Borthwick, who came to the UK from The Philippines last year, admitted assault with actual bodily harm and was given a 12-month community order. The court heard that Mr Borthwick did not want his wife to be charged but that it was not the first time she had behaved in this way after drinking. Portsmouth crown court heard she had quit drinking and the pair wanted to forget the “nightmare”. Judge Roger Hetherington said: “For some reason, which is something of a mystery, you flew at him in a rage hitting him with whatever came to hand.”

Mirror– A wife smashed an alarm clock over her husband’s head after he asked for a goodnight kiss.
Kathryne Borthwick, 26 – who met husband Monty, 59, online – flew into a rage after a drinking spree.
A judge heard Mr Borthwick took off his shirt in the bedroom and demanded: “What about my goodnight kiss?”
Prosecuting lawyer Tim Dracass said: “She picked up an alarm clock and started to hit him with it.
“The clock broke.
“Mrs Borthwick then grabbed her husband’s mobile and began hitting his head.”
The court heard Mr Borthwick begged “Please, please” as blood ran down his head and his furious wife swore and threw his CDs around their Portsmouth home.
An ambulance was called at 9.45pm and Mr Borthwick was left with two cuts to his head after the attack on April 18.
Mrs Borthwick, who came to the UK from The Philippines last year, admitted assault with actual bodily harm and was given a 12-month community order.
The court heard that Mr Borthwick did not want his wife to be charged but that it was not the first time she had behaved in this way after drinking.
Portsmouth crown court heard she had quit drinking and the pair wanted to forget the “nightmare”.
Judge Roger Hetherington said: “For some reason, which is something of a mystery, you flew at him in a rage hitting him with whatever came to hand.”

This is how you know how times have changed. Girls are so fed up with how guys are not remotely close to romantic like the guys in old 50’s movies. Oh guys are not charming anymore, or we don’t have proper etiquette around ladies! Well its 2015 and times have changed. We’re not calling people over land lines asking them out if they would like to go on a date at some restaurant followed by a stroll through the park. Its “Hey whats up you wanna come over and watch Netflix maybe order some take out” over text. But here’s the thing, Kathtryne over here is only 29 while she married Monty who’s FIFTY NINE. Dude is pretty much double her age. He is the old guy that has charm and etiquette that the ladies pretend they want to much and when he gave it to her she didn’t even know what to do with it besides bash his head in with an alarm clock and cellphone. So listen ladies, chivalry and romance isn’t dead, its just evolved. Take us for what we are and please do not bash out skull in, thats all we ask.

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Kid Who wants To Look LIke Channing Tatum So Much that he Burned a Hole in his Throat from Teeth Whiting Products? NSFW

Source- A young man who was desperate to transform himself into Hollywood heartthrob Channing Tatum without ditching his ten cigarettes a day habit was left with a hole through his throat - from a tooth whitening kit. Jake Barrett, 22, almost died from a severe allergic reaction to the £65 Crest 1hr Express strips he had bough online. The young man from Rushton in Northamptonshire was left with a bulging sac of peroxide bleach under his tongue, which, had it burst, would have killed him. Her said: "The doctor told me that the sac that had formed was the size of a grape, and so delicate that any moment it could have leaked hydrogen peroxide down my throat. "If that had happened, I would have got peroxide poisoning and died." Jake said he noticed the lump just 48 hours after applying the strips, but at first dismissed it. He said: "I wasn't sure what the liquid was, or why it had formed, but I assumed I would be OK and that the penicillin I was taking for something else would treat that, too. He was rushed to Northampton Hospital for an emergency three-hour operation to drain the sac via a tube inserted through an incision in his chin. He also had one of his back teeth removed, because it had become infected with peroxide, and after ten days in hospital, was finally allowed home. Now, Jake, who smokes 10 cigarettes and drinks six coffees a day says he will avoid DIY beauty products, but will not give up his dreams of having a Hollywood smile. Last month he splashed out £100 for professional laser teeth-whitening at a local beauty salon. He said: "I've always admired Channing Tatum's smile - it's just gleaming. "DIY beauty treatments are a complete hazard - I had no idea what was in the products or how to use them properly and the consequence was terrifying. "Now, I feel lucky to be alive. "I've got my gleaming teeth - now I just need to work on my six-pack." Crest's parent company, Proctor and Gamble, have said they are aware of the incident and are investigating.

Source- A young man who was desperate to transform himself into Hollywood heartthrob Channing Tatum without ditching his ten cigarettes a day habit was left with a hole through his throat – from a tooth whitening kit.
Jake Barrett, 22, almost died from a severe allergic reaction to the £65 Crest 1hr Express strips he had bough online.
The young man from Rushton in Northamptonshire was left with a bulging sac of peroxide bleach under his tongue, which, had it burst, would have killed him.
Her said: “The doctor told me that the sac that had formed was the size of a grape, and so delicate that any moment it could have leaked hydrogen peroxide down my throat.
“If that had happened, I would have got peroxide poisoning and died.”
Jake said he noticed the lump just 48 hours after applying the strips, but at first dismissed it.
He said: “I wasn’t sure what the liquid was, or why it had formed, but I assumed I would be OK and that the penicillin I was taking for something else would treat that, too.
He was rushed to Northampton Hospital for an emergency three-hour operation to drain the sac via a tube inserted through an incision in his chin.
He also had one of his back teeth removed, because it had become infected with peroxide, and after ten days in hospital, was finally allowed home.
Now, Jake, who smokes 10 cigarettes and drinks six coffees a day says he will avoid DIY beauty products, but will not give up his dreams of having a Hollywood smile.
Last month he splashed out £100 for professional laser teeth-whitening at a local beauty salon.
He said: “I’ve always admired Channing Tatum’s smile – it’s just gleaming.
“DIY beauty treatments are a complete hazard – I had no idea what was in the products or how to use them properly and the consequence was terrifying.
“Now, I feel lucky to be alive.
“I’ve got my gleaming teeth – now I just need to work on my six-pack.”
Crest’s parent company, Proctor and Gamble, have said they are aware of the incident and are investigating.

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Hey Kid who desperately wants to look like Channing Tatum, you know what Channing Tatum doesnt have? A gaping hole in his throat.  You should focus on the 6 pack, the height, the hair, the jaw line and the look of “o have almost nothing going on in my brain right now but want to slay tons of chicks and make funny movies”. Listen the dude slays it but his teeth arent even like a thing. I mean one google search of him and no picture pops up with his teeth showing.

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Its actually quite baffling that none all of those photos dont have his teeth showing. But then again dude’s known for his body. Teeth are last of his worries because of hollywood life. All you need to do is get veneers. One quick fix. If you think hollywood actors are strolling through walgreens and getting a pack of white stripes like commoners pick up a pack of condoms you’re crazy. You wanna look like the hollywood actor then act like one. Hair products and movie abs. Veneers and raw dog pulling out = hollywood. And dont get chemically burned holes through your throat.