Fucking sinkholes man. This is going to be my cause of death I think. One day just driving around looking to grab some lunch and the next thing you know San Andreas happens in my drive way and I just end up being engulfed alive by the Earth. And I know I can probably google It but In my mind there’s no way to stop a sink hole and we don’t know the cause either. All I know is the Earths mantle is going to chew my ass and swallow me into hell hopelessly. That’s just the glamorous life of South Florida now. Warm weather, receding shorelines that is gonna put Miami underwater, and now enough ground erosion to dissolve the Florida Highway infrastructure that we depend upon since we drive everywhere. Here we were worried about Obama taking away our guns or whatever so we can’t defend our home. Well in a shocking turn of events, at any second, that gun is going to be useless as shit in protecting your domicile if the Earth’s old ass decides to have an anal fissure and take you in the middle of the night. Welcome to Florida.
(NEWSER) – Florida emergency responders say another sinkhole has opened in the exact location where a hole opened in March 2013 and swallowed a man as he slept in bed. Ronnie Rivera of Hillsborough County Fire Rescue says the hole, around 20 feet in diameter, opened up again in Seffner, east of Tampa. After the 2013 tragedy involving Jeffrey Bush—whose body was never recovered—officials razed the home and two adjacent homes. The new sinkhole is on a vacant lot that’s now surrounded by a metal fence. Rivera says that no one has been injured and no nearby homes have been evacuated.
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For those of you who dont remember, back in 2013 sinkholes were starting to happen all over the place But one of the scariest stories was this case in here in Florida. Outta no where this like 30 ft wide sinkhole opened up and the bowels of hell just swallowed this dude Jeffrey Bush alive while the dude was tucked in bed sleeping. Thats either the best or the worst. If he stayed asleep during the whole thing i would at least think that he didn’t really feel anything of pain or fear. But then again when hell opens up the crust of the earth and grabs a soul i would think that would make a little bit of a ruckus and wake Jeff up so that sucks hard. RIP, man. The worst thing is they never bothered to get the body or anything. Like they just left him there and thats fucked up. Yea you could tell me sinkholes just reopen all the time or you could just clean your conscience a little bit and give the man a proper funeral. All im saying is if the Ghost of Jeffrey Bush haunts your ass, thats on you guys for being lazy and just dumping sand back on the spot with a couple of flowers.