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South Korean Invented A Robot Drinking Buddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StEXXdhgRPs

Fun little robot by South Korean inventor, Eunchan Park. Below is a message from him.
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This robot’s name is Drinky.
He drinks really well!

On Christmas in 2012, I drank Soju(Korean alcohol) alone because I had no girl friend at that time. Drinking alone was definitely terrible!! so I couldn’t drink anymore.
Lastly, I put an extra glass in front of me and poured Soju into it. And then, I cheered by myself with the glass of Soju, as though there was someone in front of me.

Surprisingly, after that, the taste became totally to be changed!!!!!! WOW!!!

So, I could finally find the secret of taste of alcohol totally depends on existence of partner.

This is why I made this robot.

I don’t want to jump to conclusions or anything but this dude tried to fuck that little robot, Drinky right? I mean i feel like thats what his whole story was suppose to lead to. He didn’t say he wants to get blacked out with his buddies watching eSports or whatever they do in South Korea. He said he made Drinky because he was lonely with no girlfriend to drink with. Well if thats the case then im fairly confident he’s tried to fuck this little gadget one way or another. I’m sure Eunchan Park never meant for it to happen like this at first but once he was a couple of soju bombs deep i promise you he was alone in his apartment with his robot with his pants off trying to mouth fuck that little dude. I can’t blame him that much. When you see an open mouth and you’re drunk off rice wine you’d probably try to shoot a load in it too. Probably tried to deny all the facts and cover it up by making it a guy robot afterwards by throwing a beanie on it. Listen man, you don’t have to hide it anymore. We know you fucked that little playstation and theres no changing my mind of that.

 

Husband Asked For A Good Night Kiss, Gets His Head Beaten In By An Alarm Clock

A wife smashed an alarm clock over her husband’s head after he asked for a goodnight kiss. Kathryne Borthwick, 26 – who met husband Monty, 59, online – flew into a rage after a drinking spree. A judge heard Mr Borthwick took off his shirt in the bedroom and demanded: “What about my goodnight kiss?” Prosecuting lawyer Tim Dracass said: “She picked up an alarm clock and started to hit him with it. "The clock broke. "Mrs Borthwick then grabbed her husband’s mobile and began hitting his head.” The court heard Mr Borthwick begged “Please, please” as blood ran down his head and his furious wife swore and threw his CDs around their Portsmouth home. An ambulance was called at 9.45pm and Mr Borthwick was left with two cuts to his head after the attack on April 18. Mrs Borthwick, who came to the UK from The Philippines last year, admitted assault with actual bodily harm and was given a 12-month community order. The court heard that Mr Borthwick did not want his wife to be charged but that it was not the first time she had behaved in this way after drinking. Portsmouth crown court heard she had quit drinking and the pair wanted to forget the “nightmare”. Judge Roger Hetherington said: “For some reason, which is something of a mystery, you flew at him in a rage hitting him with whatever came to hand.”

Mirror– A wife smashed an alarm clock over her husband’s head after he asked for a goodnight kiss.
Kathryne Borthwick, 26 – who met husband Monty, 59, online – flew into a rage after a drinking spree.
A judge heard Mr Borthwick took off his shirt in the bedroom and demanded: “What about my goodnight kiss?”
Prosecuting lawyer Tim Dracass said: “She picked up an alarm clock and started to hit him with it.
“The clock broke.
“Mrs Borthwick then grabbed her husband’s mobile and began hitting his head.”
The court heard Mr Borthwick begged “Please, please” as blood ran down his head and his furious wife swore and threw his CDs around their Portsmouth home.
An ambulance was called at 9.45pm and Mr Borthwick was left with two cuts to his head after the attack on April 18.
Mrs Borthwick, who came to the UK from The Philippines last year, admitted assault with actual bodily harm and was given a 12-month community order.
The court heard that Mr Borthwick did not want his wife to be charged but that it was not the first time she had behaved in this way after drinking.
Portsmouth crown court heard she had quit drinking and the pair wanted to forget the “nightmare”.
Judge Roger Hetherington said: “For some reason, which is something of a mystery, you flew at him in a rage hitting him with whatever came to hand.”

This is how you know how times have changed. Girls are so fed up with how guys are not remotely close to romantic like the guys in old 50’s movies. Oh guys are not charming anymore, or we don’t have proper etiquette around ladies! Well its 2015 and times have changed. We’re not calling people over land lines asking them out if they would like to go on a date at some restaurant followed by a stroll through the park. Its “Hey whats up you wanna come over and watch Netflix maybe order some take out” over text. But here’s the thing, Kathtryne over here is only 29 while she married Monty who’s FIFTY NINE. Dude is pretty much double her age. He is the old guy that has charm and etiquette that the ladies pretend they want to much and when he gave it to her she didn’t even know what to do with it besides bash his head in with an alarm clock and cellphone. So listen ladies, chivalry and romance isn’t dead, its just evolved. Take us for what we are and please do not bash out skull in, thats all we ask.