South Korean Invented A Robot Drinking Buddy

Fun little robot by South Korean inventor, Eunchan Park. Below is a message from him.
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This robot’s name is Drinky.
He drinks really well!

On Christmas in 2012, I drank Soju(Korean alcohol) alone because I had no girl friend at that time. Drinking alone was definitely terrible!! so I couldn’t drink anymore.
Lastly, I put an extra glass in front of me and poured Soju into it. And then, I cheered by myself with the glass of Soju, as though there was someone in front of me.

Surprisingly, after that, the taste became totally to be changed!!!!!! WOW!!!

So, I could finally find the secret of taste of alcohol totally depends on existence of partner.

This is why I made this robot.

I don’t want to jump to conclusions or anything but this dude tried to fuck that little robot, Drinky right? I mean i feel like thats what his whole story was suppose to lead to. He didn’t say he wants to get blacked out with his buddies watching eSports or whatever they do in South Korea. He said he made Drinky because he was lonely with no girlfriend to drink with. Well if thats the case then im fairly confident he’s tried to fuck this little gadget one way or another. I’m sure Eunchan Park never meant for it to happen like this at first but once he was a couple of soju bombs deep i promise you he was alone in his apartment with his robot with his pants off trying to mouth fuck that little dude. I can’t blame him that much. When you see an open mouth and you’re drunk off rice wine you’d probably try to shoot a load in it too. Probably tried to deny all the facts and cover it up by making it a guy robot afterwards by throwing a beanie on it. Listen man, you don’t have to hide it anymore. We know you fucked that little playstation and theres no changing my mind of that.

 

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