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These Robot Dogs Are Getting WAY Too Advanced For My Comfort

SpotMini is a new smaller version of the Spot robot, weighing 55 lbs dripping wet (65 lbs if you include its arm.) SpotMini is all-electric (no hydraulics) and runs for about 90 minutes on a charge, depending on what it is doing. SpotMini is one of the quietest robots we have ever built. It has a variety of sensors, including depth cameras, a solid state gyro (IMU) and proprioception sensors in the limbs. These sensors help with navigation and mobile manipulation. SpotMini performs some tasks autonomously, but often uses a human for high-level guidance. For more information about SpotMini visit our website at http://www.BostonDynamics.com

It’s almost cliche at this point to say I hate robots and all they can do to enslave the human race but this time its as real as it gets. I always figured we would have a fail safe method for stopping them. Some sort of kill switch or cut of the CPU brain robot head. If not then we’d probably be able to go old fashion and swing a baseball bat and knock these things to the ground. All of that was still in play until I saw this.

Robot

Looks like something out of a cartoon but I’m both mesmerized and afraid. Like you think you knocked it clean off its launch pad and you think its dead but then out of no where it pieces itself back together like a terminator or something. Yea probably a simple mario kart banana scenario probably isn’t the best demonstration of how to take it out, but the fact that its legs rolled inwards like it finally croaked only to come back walking tall on 4 legs means this thing has a will to fight and when push comes to shove among humans and robots, humans are usually the fatter ones and robots are always diesel.

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South Korean Invented A Robot Drinking Buddy

Fun little robot by South Korean inventor, Eunchan Park. Below is a message from him.
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This robot’s name is Drinky.
He drinks really well!

On Christmas in 2012, I drank Soju(Korean alcohol) alone because I had no girl friend at that time. Drinking alone was definitely terrible!! so I couldn’t drink anymore.
Lastly, I put an extra glass in front of me and poured Soju into it. And then, I cheered by myself with the glass of Soju, as though there was someone in front of me.

Surprisingly, after that, the taste became totally to be changed!!!!!! WOW!!!

So, I could finally find the secret of taste of alcohol totally depends on existence of partner.

This is why I made this robot.

I don’t want to jump to conclusions or anything but this dude tried to fuck that little robot, Drinky right? I mean i feel like thats what his whole story was suppose to lead to. He didn’t say he wants to get blacked out with his buddies watching eSports or whatever they do in South Korea. He said he made Drinky because he was lonely with no girlfriend to drink with. Well if thats the case then im fairly confident he’s tried to fuck this little gadget one way or another. I’m sure Eunchan Park never meant for it to happen like this at first but once he was a couple of soju bombs deep i promise you he was alone in his apartment with his robot with his pants off trying to mouth fuck that little dude. I can’t blame him that much. When you see an open mouth and you’re drunk off rice wine you’d probably try to shoot a load in it too. Probably tried to deny all the facts and cover it up by making it a guy robot afterwards by throwing a beanie on it. Listen man, you don’t have to hide it anymore. We know you fucked that little playstation and theres no changing my mind of that.