Monthly Archives: January 2017

I’d So Much Rather Be Eating “Black People Food” Over Some Bougie Ass White People Food At This Billionaire Wife’s Luxury Ranch Any Day Of The Week

The ex-wife of a billionaire told a chef to cook her guests 'black people food' at her $2,000 a night ranch and horse sanctuary, court paper have revealed. Madeleine Pickens, who recently divorced Texas oil tycoon T.Boone Pickens, is accused of telling former chef Armand Appling not to serve 'white people food' at her Mustang Wild Horse Eco-Resort in Nevada. Appling claims he was fired in 2014 for complaining about working in a hostile work environment and has now filed a federal lawsuit accusing her of racial discrimination. He accuses the wealthy philanthropist of telling him fried chicken, BBQ ribs and corn bread would be the perfect meal for the tourists who pay more than $2,000 per night to stay at the plush resort. He says Pickens' stereotypical references were commonplace at the Elko County ranch in Nevada, close to the border with Utah. Appling, who is African American, also alleges that Pickens, who is white, instructed him to terminate two other black kitchen staffers — one she referred to as her 'bull' or 'ox' and another who had 'too much personality.' He says she told him they didn't 'look like people we have working at the country club' and didn't 'fit the image' of the staff she wanted at the ranch. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081164/Lawsuit-Dude-ranch-owner-asked-chef-black-people-food.html#ixzz4UiYHqVxS  Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

DailyMail- The ex-wife of a billionaire told a chef to cook her guests ‘black people food’ at her $2,000 a night ranch and horse sanctuary, court paper have revealed.
Madeleine Pickens, who recently divorced Texas oil tycoon T.Boone Pickens, is accused of telling former chef Armand Appling not to serve ‘white people food’ at her Mustang Wild Horse Eco-Resort in Nevada.
Appling claims he was fired in 2014 for complaining about working in a hostile work environment and has now filed a federal lawsuit accusing her of racial discrimination.
He accuses the wealthy philanthropist of telling him fried chicken, BBQ ribs and corn bread would be the perfect meal for the tourists who pay more than $2,000 per night to stay at the plush resort.
He says Pickens’ stereotypical references were commonplace at the Elko County ranch in Nevada, close to the border with Utah.
Appling, who is African American, also alleges that Pickens, who is white, instructed him to terminate two other black kitchen staffers — one she referred to as her ‘bull’ or ‘ox’ and another who had ‘too much personality.’
He says she told him they didn’t ‘look like people we have working at the country club’ and didn’t ‘fit the image’ of the staff she wanted at the ranch.

I know I’m not in the pantheon of wealth that these southern Oil Tycoon people are in but yo, if you gave me that type of money I’d be so down to drop 2 G’s on all that “black people food.” Don’t even know why this chef’s making it a big deal (probably because he was fired for the main reason of prejudice). If he’s suing because she wanted to cook up that good shit then the argument kinda falls apart. If they loved all that southern classic food then it’s almost like she can’t be a full blown racist; It’s actually probably a compliment. It’s 11:46 am right now and I’m grabbing lunch with my cousin at like 12:30 and all i can think about now is slaughtering chickens and pigs just so I can have some delicious ass fried chicken and fall off the bone ribs. I don’t know what the guest list was like at this little shindig but if the crowd looks like it’s all whites you can argue that she was trying to create the cultural bridge between the two with good food. Didn’t want some snobby escargot or some amuse bouche that does nothing to quell hunger. She said fuck it, we need that good shit, and on that basis, I can’t really find her guilty because i bet that shit tasted bomb as fuck.

p.s- I originally thought it said that she only served “black people food” to the black people in which, I would want to be a black person over a white guy cause, again, that shit sounds so good right now.

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This Plumber Who Lets In A Titanic Sized Flood Into This Apartment Because He Didn’t Want To Get Charged $150 Bucks To Turn Off The Water Is Not A Very Good Plumber

 

Landlord calls plumber who foolishly tries to repair a leak without first turning the water off. He did not want to pay the $150 water shut-off fee and instead causes thousands in damage to two apartments.
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I understand that the tenants must be going through hell having to deal with the flood from the Book of Genesis inside their apartment but I’m pretty sure once the apartment is dry and the live stock are free to roam again he’ll appreciate how comically bad everyone in this scenario was and how hysterically bad this plumber was (not “is” because he certainly shouldn’t keep his job). I mean here I was thinking it was bad when I clog the toilet and for some dumb reason I flush again and the water doesn’t drain but hits the very peak rim of the toilet, and once it subsides a little bit, I think a third one will do the trick and then a bit of water spills out and I know I’m gonna have to break out the mop. Obviously this plumber was WAY in over his head thinking he can some how fix a tiny leak with out stopping running water as if it wasn’t one of the most powerful natural force earth and mother nature has to offer, but yo no one else made the situation less disastrously funny. For example. This mom here that thinks her dumb ass wet vac is going to do ANYTHING. Like sure if there was a little wet spot from a spilled cup of water, sure go ahead, but when it looks like 20 minutes into the Titanic hitting the iceberg and the water bursting through layers of steel like thisscreen-shot-2017-01-02-at-3-56-19-pm

Then you should probably call it quits with the little 5 gallon wet vac and start looking into finding duct tape, a welding torch, and possibly some scuba gear.

The camera guy was no help either. Like sure I had a ton of laughs watching the plumber gasp for air trying to fix a tiny leak but the guy pretty much was just standing around not helping much or getting ready for whatever is to happen next. Once water hit the carpets I would get on the highest sturdy structure and signal for help and be on my computer looking for possible rental listings and an insurance claims attorney. That place is done for. And once the dust settles and doesn’t look like a torrential hurricane happened inside the place, I give the plumber credit. Guy stuck to the game plan 14+ minutes in. He said he knew he can fix it even though the water wasn’t turned off and he stuck by that. He didn’t not say whether or not it would floor the place and ruin the structural integrity of an apartment complex, he just saw a job he had to do and did it. You think it’s easy to rub some JB Weld over a small crack in pvc piping when there’s a water cannon in your face? fuck no. They use that shit to deter protestors and riots at the Dakota Access Pipeline and in Birmingham ’63. Not an easy job but this guy fought it to the bones and you knew it 20 seconds in when he takes a deep breath like he’s about to go underwater and continued not knowing what the fuck to do but not quitting.

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If You Chose To Call Yourself “Satan’s Son” Right Before A Fight, It’ll Probably Hurt Your Street Cred The Second You Get Knocked Out

Pure intimidation tactics. Classic move from a white guy. You gotta act crazy enough to the point where the guy might just leave. Like the episode in Hey Arnold where him and Harold are about to fight and instead Arnold runs around singing and dancing like a lunatic. Just get loco. That was the move this slender white guy was going for. He had the height advantage. Get close enough to him and stare him down and establish dominance, then you lay the cards on the table. Let him know you’re some satanic mother fucker. Only problem is this guy didn’t give a fuck about Satan and was also much stronger and  had faster hands than Satan’s son. Kinda should have those abilities to back up your credibility as being the son of Lucifer. Now you’re just kind of  a guy laying on the floor who got knocked out faster than Ronda Rousey. And I’m not gonna lie. I’m impressed by the black dude being able to go 0 to 100 back down to 0 in seconds. None of that stare down over the dead corpse and say shit move. Guy literally charged up in a nano second, delivered 1 Knock out punch, and then was calm enough to casually look back at the dude snoozing.

P.s- If a black guy said he was the devil’s son I would be terrified but also id bring up Big L and hope he would think I’m cool enough so that he wont punch my shit in.

Screen Rant: La La Land *** SPOILERS ***

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For anyone who’s been living under a rock this month, there are 3 movies out there in contention for the Oscars this year; Moonlight, Manchester by the Sea, and La La Land. Well the first thing your boy did Wednesday morning was go peep the last one bright and early. 10:10 am showing with a crowd consisting of a dozen old ladies and handful of teenage girls trying to lose themselves in the gaze of Gosling’s eyes. There was one other guy there in his 30’s that ate a fuck ton of popcorn and kept on clearing his throat when the movie went quiet. No idea why he went to go see it alone like me, but in the off chance you come across another no name blog about this movie by a guy who watched La La Land in a room full of old ladies and one other guy, tell his blog to fuck off and spam his comments with my blog. Appreciate it.

Anyways, I was pretty pleased with the movie over all. Is it more of a gimmick than a true Oscar nom for best picture? Probably, but then again musicals are just one big gimmick really. But as far as today’s modern standards go, I think this movie/musical was pretty good. Not a lot of people think of Gosling as more than a hot face and bod, but people forget that he was a mouseketeer. Singing and dancing like the talented dual threat greats like Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguliera since he was 12. Sure Gosling doesn’t have a great vocal range like Freddie Mercury but for what the movie is, he does fine singing, can definitely tickle the keys, and is a pretty slick dancer as well. Not to mention Gosling’s a pretty funny dude in movies. Its always subtle his humor but since he did The Nice Guys and now La La Land, I would like to see Gosling in some more funnier or lively roles.

As for Emma Stone. I’ve always had a weird thing for Emma. She’s not like classically beautiful or like Instagram model hot, but ever since the Superbad/Easy-A era of Emma Stone, I’ve always wanted to see her in like a leaked celebrity sex tape.  Just seems like a fun gal that has a ton of energy and a freak in the sheets. Always in my top 5 of sex tapes I would want to see ( Don’t worry, it’s not sexist to say because I would totally peep a Gosling sex tape too. Equality). Maybe it’s cause she looks some Lindsay Lohan mixed with a cool attitude normal chick in her movies? Kinda like shes jsut an everyday girl that I went to high school with or something. I don’t know exactly but I buy it and I ended up buying her in this movie. Thought she was good in Birdman but that movie had a flying superhero bird guy speaking to Michael Keaton so I kinda didn’t think much about her, but in this, I thought she was pretty good and a surprising choice for the role. It is kinda weird tho with the age gap between the two but I got over that pretty quick. Both of them are pretty charming on screen and the singing and dancing was simply delightful. I give it an 8.

How Far Have You Gone Out Of Your Way To Try To Hook Up

A little scene that I think got overlooked by all the ladies in the crowd because this isn’t something they have to go through. So the scenario is they meet again at a party after being kinda dicks to each other but she uses him as an exit from talking to some Joe. He casually walks her back to her car that’s miles up a hill. They sing and dance and all that jazz but she has to go. She finds her car and offers him a quick ride to his car, he declines and says his car is just up the way. Next it cuts to him all the way back at the party and his cars right there the whole time. All the grannies in the theater watched like it was no big deal. Pre-teens whispering in theaters “like omg, how come he didn’t kiss her or something?!?!” Ladies, you guys are over looking the fact that he just climbed up Mount Doom just to walk her to her ride and like all other regular guys out there, said we didn’t need a hand even though we coulda been gone hours ago. We did it as a favor to you ladies because we want to have sex with you. Ive done it before and its the worst. “Oh yea no thats right along the way cause I’m gonna go link up with my buddy afterwards.” There was no afterwards. The plan was to stay at home and watch netflix but instead I had to be all chivalrous and drive a girl like 45 minutes away because there’s a slight chance I can feel a boob or something. It’s absurd and I hate all you woman sometimes for not returning the favor sexually. Maybe you girls should stop telling us to read between the lines and take a page out of your own book.

PLAYING AND INSTRUMENT AND THE CULTURAL BRIDGE THAT CAN COME FROM IT

Not gonna lie, if I could go back in time and learn one thing it would be to play and instrument of some sort. There are physical limitations to being an athlete. Sure I would love to be a star QB with a letterman jacket getting all the skimmies hanging by my locker but those skill positions need like a gifted person. You can teach instruments to anyone i think as long as they can eventually learn to read music, and that alone should help you get pussy. Not to mention it just wows the fuck out of anyone. In a crowd of average joes you can play hot cross buns on a bass guitar and you’d look like you were a Julliard grad. Now in Goslings case he went with Piano which was a dope ass choice. Sure being a drummer or an ax man will definitely make you the cool guy, but black dudes jive with Piano, as shown in the movie, and nothing is cooler to a white guy then fitting in with black guys. If you can get a jazz club full of black people moving from tickling the keys and making hot fire tunes in a jazz band you’re probably the coolest white guy in a 100 mile vicinity.

P.s- when i was in 4th grade the instrument of choice I wanted to learn to play was the fucking Clarinet. What a dumb ass pick. Everything I said earlier doesn’t apply for the clarinet and you’re better off with the recorder.

IF I COULD PLAY THE PIANO….

I think my fingers are too fat for piano. Fat and stubby Might as well slam a pack of ball park franks on a classic Steinway & Sons piano and it would make the same tune as me trying to play it. But if I could learn any bit of piano, all I would need to learn to impress anyone in the world, would be the intro piano tune to Roses by Outkast. Smoothest Piano tune ever. Chicks would be flooded. White and black chicks.

IMDB COMMENTERS

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This is the major question floating around. The guy also could’ve moved to Paris to be a musician too. Road goes both ways between the two, but they wanted to achieve their own dreams.

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No one ever walks out of a theater. Seriously. I never buy a single person saying they walked out of the theater. What’s worse is, this guy probably knows that no one would so instead of him saying “I walked out…” he went with “An acquaintance of mine walked out” bull shit. You block off 2 hours to go see a movie and pay the ticket price, you’re gonna sit there and watch it.

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Yo they sing and dance and shit alright. Cute charming couples stuff. You’re vapid.

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Dumb. See, Mia’s character chose her career and barring any real hollywood stereotypes not shown on camera, she successfully loves another dude and has a kid with him in her rich LA home. Just because they share a long intimate look doesn’t mean shes not happy. They shared a special time. It’s the same way I looked at the guy who made my gyro sandwich for a year before I moved out of Orlando. He always means sometime to me because the sandwich was delicious and to him I might’ve been his only customer, but I had to follow my dreams.

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Had to pause and think about this one, and maybe it’s true, but the fact that Megaknocker cares whether or not watching a movie is “art” means they’re an asshole.

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Not gonna lie, I loved the movie and all but once i got in my car they were played Closer by the Chainsmokers and i said to myself, “man that was a hot summer song” and then I forgot about all the songs they sang in the movie.

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That’s what’s missing that would shut up the nay sayers, a musical number about her interactions on social media and if they will or will not involve him. Look, it’s pretty clear they broke up and went their own way. The whole point was to throw themselves into their job, not constantly checking up on each other via twitter and facebook. That’s counter productive to breaking up.

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I don’t want to lapse into a coma.

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Boom roasted.

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Yes, because its a movie and not real life.

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The movie looks dumb. Never was a huge video game guy.

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A Terrence Malick musical would be boring as fuck.

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This might be a pretty bad ringing endorsement of the film. When the person sits for a 2 hour movie and at the end can’t realize what the main characters name is.

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I know right? I need to see what shes like in a sex tape for me to figure her out.

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That’s like hating country music but going to a Tim Mcgraw concert.

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People will think you’re weird but fuck them.

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Boom roasted.

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No chance tgbklyn05 is going to be famous.

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Not gonna lie, those 2 are pretty white.

 

BONUS: IMDB MOVIE FACT

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Who woulda guessed it! I hope there was someone out there who was watching the opening scene and wondered to themself if they’ve seen another movie featuring that bridge and thought, “Oh hey! That’s the same generic ass section of highway that they used to jump a Bus full of passengers with a bomb underneath it!”