Mother Nature: Face Fucks Soccer Team, Putting The Fear Of God In This Poor SUV

Mother nature’s such a cock sucker sometimes. One second you’re getting your second wind and try to force the ball into the offensive zone and the next second the wind grabs your team by the balls and bounces one right out of the mitts of the net minder leading to a goal. Tough break for which ever team that was but you gotta hold your head up high and thank god you made it home with out the vengeance of Thor striking down on your SUV with every bit of lightning in the sky.

 

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3 thoughts on “Mother Nature: Face Fucks Soccer Team, Putting The Fear Of God In This Poor SUV

  1. Get With The Program!

    If ya gonna talk football get the terminolgy right!
    Its goalie or goalkeeper, not netminder.
    Whats an ‘offensive zone’? Is it where everyone is rude to each other? Or are you refering to the 18 yard box?

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